Fun with druids [Archive] - Wizards Community

Fun with druids [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Salookanana
09-03-05, 01:45 AM Those damn tree hugging hippies are just so fun to mess with, you cant help but do it! This topic is dedicated to having fun tormenting druids/tormenting others as a druid.

Fun as a druid:
1. IF you are a druid who has poison immunity, challange a town to a drinking contest. The entire town. Especially if they are dwarfs.
2. Poison immunity again: Smoke every thing thats flamable. When people ask, say "We druids smoke the best stuff, man"
3. When "speaking" in druidic always talk like Cheech and Chong.
4. Or say stuff like "Hippy hippy, tree hug, flower, groovy"
5. Or impersonate Towlie.

Fun against druids
6. Cast toungs to speak in druidic. Then walk up to the party druid and have a conversation and tell him that you picked up the lanuage from listening to him. Then say you feel like he taught you the language. :devil:
7. Suggest that the party use their animal compainon for a trap detector. IE throwing it down a trap filled corodor and letting it get hit by all the traps.
8. Do it.
9. As a mage, hang outside town, claming to need to pracice spells. Then fireball all the trees you can.
10. Fireball random animals
11. As a barbarian eat random animals. Whole.
12. As a barbarian eat random trees. Whole
13. Go up to a druid and say, "I have no idea whats going on. Wanna get high?" In your Towlie voice. Then ask if what you said means anything in druidic.
14. If you have seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.... remember the sheep lover incident? Do that to your druid! :devil:

Ok post yours! And dont blame me if you get eaten by Ents....
Moon-Lancer
09-03-05, 10:26 AM I don’t really agree with some of your profuse drug jokes about the druid but i will play along.

While a druid

15 When you get 1000 faces, and someone in the party does something that violates your sense of respect towards nature, transform yourself into a look alike of the violator, and smack them, then say... "quit smacking yourself".

Or you could just give them a general bad rap in the next town you visit by impersonating them. and doing questionable acts in public.

16. gain a tast for poison and drink it with every meal. Say things like. hmmm poison... here want some?
feartheinvinceblehamster
09-03-05, 11:06 AM here's one i did told my cousin i would do. my cousin always played a Druid. back in 3rd ed with his friends he would shapeshift into the tarrasque. i told him if he did that in my game he couldn't do it and he would have to seek an atonement spell for upsetting the balance of nature.

there was about 2 minutes of stunned silence from him, with me laughing maniacly. :)

17: shave the druids animal companion
18: flay the druids animal companion
19: eat the druids animal companion
20: shave the druids animal companion, flay it, then it it.
21: while he watches helplessly because you cast hold person on him
22: cast bigby's crushing tactical nuke on a group of 12 elder ents....
23: Multiclass into druid, when he asks why, tell him your reasons are secret
24: 5 levels later, become a blighter and set fire to the forest. that was your reason
25: tell a druid with a thousand faces that the barbarian has more faces then him
26: give a druid with a thousand faces a card that lists 1000 faces, all of them identical
27: tape a "no blood for oil" sign to the druids staff
28: chain the druid to a tree while he sleeps
29: chain the druid to a treant while he sleeps
30: chain the druid to an ironmaw...:)
31: claim you can talk to animals. say "what's that lassie? timmy's in the well?" to the druids animal companion
Phist
09-03-05, 12:53 PM As a druid:
-Refrain from healing any who have played the previous jokes on you. Especially if your group doesn't have a cleric.
-If you notice someone in your group trying to learn druidic from you, make up a language that is pretty much total gibberish that happens to sound like druidic and use it at every opprotunity(I've done this).
-Who needs a rogue to find traps when you've got Summon Nature's Ally I? Just march the little furries into that trap filled room until you're SURE it's safe.
-Powergame your pet until it can beat up the tank of the party.(Also done this, it was REALLY hard)
-Make people(mostly party members) plant trees to buy heals. 1 tree for a Cure Light, 2 for a Cure Moderate, etc. 10 trees for a resurrection of any sort.

You might think druids are fun to mess with, but when you're in combat screaming for a heal, you sing a different tune.
Lao, Ninja of the Dragon
09-03-05, 01:15 PM Using magic, change any vegetables the druids put in their mouths to meat. But watch out, s/he will spit it out in your face and beat the living daylight out of you.

Use his/her animal companion as monster bait, but s/he might kill you if you don't get his/her animal companion out of the way in time. Use familiars for similar results with wizards/sorcerers.
Moon-Lancer
09-03-05, 01:19 PM 39: cast Rejuvenation cacoon on a dying party memeber and let them know it was the forests love for them that saved their life... :)

40: for out of charicter fun, use iconic phrases were the word jesus is used, and replace it with nature. "nature loves you". "its ok, nature forgives you" "may nature forgive your soul" .This also works well with buda. "Smile, buda loves you"

41: play hide and go seek and use meld with stone

42: use worp wood on an offender of nature while he is not looking (if he is a party member). later when he sees his weapon or shield is bustedup, say... "you must have left it in the rain"... (if he askes). "you should take better care of your equipment". This works better if you have vop becuse it shows thier dependence on eq. Then you can have them ow you a favor for casting worp wood on it again to fix it.

43: Hide your anamle compainion and whildshape into a lookalike of that anamel companion. If your party is abusing your companion, you will know. wildshape back so they know that you know.

oh and i dont think most druids dont eat meat. They must respect the kill however.
Count Arioch the 28th
09-03-05, 02:46 PM Considering that there are no herbivore races in the PHB, it's assuming that all druids eat meat. Vegetarianism is a bad idea when there's no tofu trees around. (Or however you make the blasted stuff, all I know is that I'm allergic to it.)

They won't drive a herd of buffalo off cliffs to eat their livers like certain indian tribes did, but they will kill to eat.
LCD2YOU
09-03-05, 03:01 PM Against Druids:

44: Start hunting, for food, whatever animal the druid likes best to turn ino for wildshape. It is best if when you eat you look the druid in the eye and smile as you rip off a leg to eat.

45: As 44 but make it the druid's animal companion. don't forget to give the companion extra food. If the druid asks what you are doing, just say that you thought "Fluffy" was looking a bit skinny. You like <creature type here> to have a few more pounds on them.

46: Hold an axe against a sappling and demand more healing from the druid.
Count Arioch the 28th
09-03-05, 03:08 PM Druid's response:

44. The druid grabs the leg, and savagely tears the meat apart with lustful abandon.

45. The druid trains the animal to bite you next tiem you get close to it.

46. The druid casts awaken on the tree. Tree kicks your butt.
Phist
09-03-05, 03:34 PM 46: Hold an axe against a sappling and demand more healing from the druid.
The question is: Is the druid willing to see one young tree die so that a known offender of nature can die too?(of natural causes as well).
Remember, druids don't have to be good.
MysticalDruid
09-03-05, 10:49 PM 47. Do some stuff that seems a bit suggestive such as sleeping in the same bed/tent/bedrol with the animal right next to you, and spend a large ammount of time petting your animal companion. Then try to heal the party when they turn green when they see you enter your tent with your animal companion.
48. As with the above but when you enter the tent with your animal companion close it shut and with your animal companion pretrained to make noises with a gesture, now while it's doing that you shake the tent. Later come out without your hide armor.
49. When the party confronts you about it call them they are a bunch of perverts with an overactive imagination for thinking that you have sex with your animal companion.
Kor'Valesh
09-03-05, 11:59 PM 50: Push the team Druid into the biggest mud puddle you can find, when he confronts you about it tell him you were 'helping him get a little closer to the planet'
Salookanana
09-04-05, 06:25 PM 51. Soveren Glue a druid to a tree in order to help him "Get closer to nature"
52. As the glued druid, awaken said tree and have it whup on the glue-er saying that "Nature wants to be close to YOU"
53. If have a mage and a druid make a large cabinet and have the druid cast Ironwood on it. Then mage casts Magic Aura on it and mystic runes to lable said cabinet the "Armoir of Invincibility". Then try to sell it to the group tank saying it will boost his AC to the stratosphere.
Solidcobra
09-05-05, 04:06 AM 54: Savagery. Truly, a CN druid can make players (and PCs) go three different shades of white and ask the paladin for the 40th time you're not evil, if you play her right.
55: Out-tank the meatshield.
56: Out-blast the fireball wizard.
57: Complain that druids are underpowered. :D
58: If your druid ever gets intimate, inform the players that "i will be using entangle liberally"

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Salookanana 09-03-05, 01:45 AM	Those damn tree hugging hippies are just so fun to mess with, you cant help but do it! This topic is dedicated to having fun tormenting druids/tormenting others as a druid. Fun as a druid: 1. IF you are a druid who has poison immunity, challange a town to a drinking contest. The entire town. Especially if they are dwarfs. 2. Poison immunity again: Smoke every thing thats flamable. When people ask, say "We druids smoke the best stuff, man" 3. When "speaking" in druidic always talk like Cheech and Chong. 4. Or say stuff like "Hippy hippy, tree hug, flower, groovy" 5. Or impersonate Towlie. Fun against druids 6. Cast toungs to speak in druidic. Then walk up to the party druid and have a conversation and tell him that you picked up the lanuage from listening to him. Then say you feel like he taught you the language. :devil: 7. Suggest that the party use their animal compainon for a trap detector. IE throwing it down a trap filled corodor and letting it get hit by all the traps. 8. Do it. 9. As a mage, hang outside town, claming to need to pracice spells. Then fireball all the trees you can. 10. Fireball random animals 11. As a barbarian eat random animals. Whole. 12. As a barbarian eat random trees. Whole 13. Go up to a druid and say, "I have no idea whats going on. Wanna get high?" In your Towlie voice. Then ask if what you said means anything in druidic. 14. If you have seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.... remember the sheep lover incident? Do that to your druid! :devil: Ok post yours! And dont blame me if you get eaten by Ents....
Moon-Lancer 09-03-05, 10:26 AM	I don’t really agree with some of your profuse drug jokes about the druid but i will play along. While a druid 15 When you get 1000 faces, and someone in the party does something that violates your sense of respect towards nature, transform yourself into a look alike of the violator, and smack them, then say... "quit smacking yourself". Or you could just give them a general bad rap in the next town you visit by impersonating them. and doing questionable acts in public. 16. gain a tast for poison and drink it with every meal. Say things like. hmmm poison... here want some?
feartheinvinceblehamster 09-03-05, 11:06 AM	here's one i did told my cousin i would do. my cousin always played a Druid. back in 3rd ed with his friends he would shapeshift into the tarrasque. i told him if he did that in my game he couldn't do it and he would have to seek an atonement spell for upsetting the balance of nature. there was about 2 minutes of stunned silence from him, with me laughing maniacly. :) 17: shave the druids animal companion 18: flay the druids animal companion 19: eat the druids animal companion 20: shave the druids animal companion, flay it, then it it. 21: while he watches helplessly because you cast hold person on him 22: cast bigby's crushing tactical nuke on a group of 12 elder ents.... 23: Multiclass into druid, when he asks why, tell him your reasons are secret 24: 5 levels later, become a blighter and set fire to the forest. that was your reason 25: tell a druid with a thousand faces that the barbarian has more faces then him 26: give a druid with a thousand faces a card that lists 1000 faces, all of them identical 27: tape a "no blood for oil" sign to the druids staff 28: chain the druid to a tree while he sleeps 29: chain the druid to a treant while he sleeps 30: chain the druid to an ironmaw...:) 31: claim you can talk to animals. say "what's that lassie? timmy's in the well?" to the druids animal companion
Phist 09-03-05, 12:53 PM	As a druid: -Refrain from healing any who have played the previous jokes on you. Especially if your group doesn't have a cleric. -If you notice someone in your group trying to learn druidic from you, make up a language that is pretty much total gibberish that happens to sound like druidic and use it at every opprotunity(I've done this). -Who needs a rogue to find traps when you've got Summon Nature's Ally I? Just march the little furries into that trap filled room until you're SURE it's safe. -Powergame your pet until it can beat up the tank of the party.(Also done this, it was REALLY hard) -Make people(mostly party members) plant trees to buy heals. 1 tree for a Cure Light, 2 for a Cure Moderate, etc. 10 trees for a resurrection of any sort. You might think druids are fun to mess with, but when you're in combat screaming for a heal, you sing a different tune.
Lao, Ninja of the Dragon 09-03-05, 01:15 PM	Using magic, change any vegetables the druids put in their mouths to meat. But watch out, s/he will spit it out in your face and beat the living daylight out of you. Use his/her animal companion as monster bait, but s/he might kill you if you don't get his/her animal companion out of the way in time. Use familiars for similar results with wizards/sorcerers.
Moon-Lancer 09-03-05, 01:19 PM	39: cast Rejuvenation cacoon on a dying party memeber and let them know it was the forests love for them that saved their life... :) 40: for out of charicter fun, use iconic phrases were the word jesus is used, and replace it with nature. "nature loves you". "its ok, nature forgives you" "may nature forgive your soul" .This also works well with buda. "Smile, buda loves you" 41: play hide and go seek and use meld with stone 42: use worp wood on an offender of nature while he is not looking (if he is a party member). later when he sees his weapon or shield is bustedup, say... "you must have left it in the rain"... (if he askes). "you should take better care of your equipment". This works better if you have vop becuse it shows thier dependence on eq. Then you can have them ow you a favor for casting worp wood on it again to fix it. 43: Hide your anamle compainion and whildshape into a lookalike of that anamel companion. If your party is abusing your companion, you will know. wildshape back so they know that you know. oh and i dont think most druids dont eat meat. They must respect the kill however.
Count Arioch the 28th 09-03-05, 02:46 PM	Considering that there are no herbivore races in the PHB, it's assuming that all druids eat meat. Vegetarianism is a bad idea when there's no tofu trees around. (Or however you make the blasted stuff, all I know is that I'm allergic to it.) They won't drive a herd of buffalo off cliffs to eat their livers like certain indian tribes did, but they will kill to eat.
LCD2YOU 09-03-05, 03:01 PM	Against Druids: 44: Start hunting, for food, whatever animal the druid likes best to turn ino for wildshape. It is best if when you eat you look the druid in the eye and smile as you rip off a leg to eat. 45: As 44 but make it the druid's animal companion. don't forget to give the companion extra food. If the druid asks what you are doing, just say that you thought "Fluffy" was looking a bit skinny. You like <creature type here> to have a few more pounds on them. 46: Hold an axe against a sappling and demand more healing from the druid.
Count Arioch the 28th 09-03-05, 03:08 PM	Druid's response: 44. The druid grabs the leg, and savagely tears the meat apart with lustful abandon. 45. The druid trains the animal to bite you next tiem you get close to it. 46. The druid casts awaken on the tree. Tree kicks your butt.
Phist 09-03-05, 03:34 PM	46: Hold an axe against a sappling and demand more healing from the druid. The question is: Is the druid willing to see one young tree die so that a known offender of nature can die too?(of natural causes as well). Remember, druids don't have to be good.
MysticalDruid 09-03-05, 10:49 PM	47. Do some stuff that seems a bit suggestive such as sleeping in the same bed/tent/bedrol with the animal right next to you, and spend a large ammount of time petting your animal companion. Then try to heal the party when they turn green when they see you enter your tent with your animal companion. 48. As with the above but when you enter the tent with your animal companion close it shut and with your animal companion pretrained to make noises with a gesture, now while it's doing that you shake the tent. Later come out without your hide armor. 49. When the party confronts you about it call them they are a bunch of perverts with an overactive imagination for thinking that you have sex with your animal companion.
Kor'Valesh 09-03-05, 11:59 PM	50: Push the team Druid into the biggest mud puddle you can find, when he confronts you about it tell him you were 'helping him get a little closer to the planet'
Salookanana 09-04-05, 06:25 PM	51. Soveren Glue a druid to a tree in order to help him "Get closer to nature" 52. As the glued druid, awaken said tree and have it whup on the glue-er saying that "Nature wants to be close to YOU" 53. If have a mage and a druid make a large cabinet and have the druid cast Ironwood on it. Then mage casts Magic Aura on it and mystic runes to lable said cabinet the "Armoir of Invincibility". Then try to sell it to the group tank saying it will boost his AC to the stratosphere.
Solidcobra 09-05-05, 04:06 AM	54: Savagery. Truly, a CN druid can make players (and PCs) go three different shades of white and ask the paladin for the 40th time you're not evil, if you play her right. 55: Out-tank the meatshield. 56: Out-blast the fireball wizard. 57: Complain that druids are underpowered. :D 58: If your druid ever gets intimate, inform the players that "i will be using entangle liberally"