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Shimmer01 04-25-05, 12:44 AM	If you've read my other posts sometimes, I have questions on some situations and get great help. But here's a forum where I created probably my best character, and the funniest. So why not post everyone's funniest characters? Race: Kobold Class: Rogue 1, Sorcerer 4, Dragon Desciple 6 (Yes, a DRAGON DESCIPLE) Background: I made this character to not fight at all, but be the comedy part of the party (Like Tass). The best part is he can bluff his way out of anything with a bluff of 27 (Thank you magic items), which has already caused funny situations between the party (i convinced one member his old town burned down. He found out the truth that it really wasn't and, even with the DM's modifiers, he believed me I never said that!) Best Moments: A High powered Cleric comes into town and asks who the leader of the party is. I raise my hand of course :) I came up with a theme song for me and another member. I conviced the whole party that I am really a sorcerer transformed into a kobold and we are now on a quest to 'restore me'. I 'killed' the Boss of one campaign with my short spear (after everyone else wailed on it). I have a 26 strength since one of the members decided to throw away the "Ratty looking gloves and give them to the stinkin Kobold". Best of all....has the Frightful Presence feat.
Black Kitten 04-25-05, 01:27 AM	Not as much a funny character in itself as what the party did to it: Leon, Halfling Rogue 5/Assasin 4, LE - Leon was an athlete to the extreme, but that didn't prevent all kinds of nasty stuff happening to him. Arrested by a flying, CG celestial and locked in prison for... being evil :confused: Tossed around more than once, flown off by a Roc and nearly eaten by one of the Roc's young. The thing that did it was that he was drained of all his strength by a hag and instead of restoring him, the party's cleric simply tied some strings to him and used him as a puppet dressed in women's clothes. Then she placed him the wrong way around on his horse and when she found out he couldn't sit, she tied him to the horse's belly. I decided to resign him since his honourcode dictated him to death-attack the Cleric and I have little doubt that he'd pulled it off.
Nuntius128 04-25-05, 01:58 AM	I have a Cleric/Radiant Servant of Pelor. His name's Dr Feelgood... No, really, I do. Also, Kobold Dragon Disciple makes perfect sense. Its like you're a paragon of the existence of draconic blood in all kobolds. Plus, they suck less. Not that kobolds always suck. But now you suck less, right?
ChimericPhase 04-25-05, 02:45 AM	Funniest character: Spam, female Half-orc, 4th lvl barbarian CN Typical right? Not really, Spam was special :angelhide First off, she had a pet. A goat named Sally. Spam loved her goat, it went everywhere with her, including the fourth level of the dungeon where Sally the goat accidently set off a fireball trap. A grief-stricken Spam runs forwards and pats out the flames. She insists on carrying whats left of Sally with her. Later, Sally the dead goat turns out to be quite handy for detecting traps, keeping doors from shutting, and hitting pressure plates on the otherside of the room to shut the door and save the group from a mummy. Sally later becomes a snack for the absent-minded Spam who's forgotten why she's carrying the dead goat in the first place. A couple of game sessions later: The NE cleric wakes up with a hangover, the NE evil wiz offers him a potion to cure his headache. He lied, it's a love potion. The first person cleric sees is Spam coming down the stairs. He woos her and the group has to take a five minute break because two players have fallen out of their seats, and a third is having an asthma attack from laughing too hard. Later, love potion wears off, cleric is horrified and immediately makes all efforts to avoid Spam. But Spam is lovestruck and follows the cleric around like a puppy, ends up protecting him on several occasions. Cleric falls in a vat of acid. Panicking, Spam throws her rope (with grappling hook still attached) to her beloved. Iron grappling hook thunks him in the head for what was left of his hitpoints. Cleric dies, Spam is inconsoulable, and this time she can't retrieve the body and carry it around. Ye gods, she was so fun to rp! :rofl:
Elrana 04-25-05, 03:37 AM	Happy, my 3.5Ed. kender rogue. Despite the 3Ed. insistence that halflings are like little elves and not hobbits (what?) my kender was stuck in 2Ed. imagery. It was more fun because there was a halfling monk in the party. 2Ed. declares that halflings and short stout hobbity things and kenders slightly more slender. Therefore my kender refers to the monk exclusively as 'the fat one'. Further he tended to blame him for everything. Typical scenario: Town Guard: So who did steal the merchants purse then? Happy: Fatty did. (Roll outrageous bluff score.) Halfling monk: I am not fat! TG: So you don't deny it then! Happy: Of course he denies it. The tubby b1tch is living in denial. Look at that belly. Halfling monk: One, I am not fat, two I did not steal it. Happy: Can you believe anyone that fat who says he isn't? And people call me a liar. Oh the fun we had... :)
MegaFreggle 04-25-05, 06:44 AM	one of the pc i will always remember was Zookmip, a gnome fighter and a freak.. The fun thing was that he always wanted to know how things worked, so he broke up everything to find out how it's working. Including traps, living animals etc. Te last thing we heard about him was that he was sent to an mental institution. And now we are trying to find him and get him back! although I think that can take a while.. the DM thought that the char was a little to much :(
Koofoo95 04-25-05, 02:20 PM	My Pyrophobic wizard Aeriander, met his untimley death smashing a necklace of fireballs type IV with his staff, boom....
Borris 04-25-05, 04:22 PM	Grönk was a 3.0 chaotic neutral half-ogre barbarian/expert with maxed ranks in Profession (cook) and Alchemy. He fought with his oversized trident, a net, and a very large supply of powder of sneazing and choking (also known as seasoning). Anything he'd kill would be used in the evening's meal (to the rest of the party's greater disgust) and filed in his recipe book (the fact that he was illiterate apparently didn't bother him). During his glorious three-session life, he managed to get captured sent to a gladiator arena, where he got himself hired as the bodyguard of a gnome sorcerer. After they escaped, that is. Of course, Grönk never fully understood such foreign concepts as not killing something or not running away when attacked by something slow unedible such as zombies.
Andrew_980 04-25-05, 07:46 PM	a buddy of mine had a character named ElGuapo, a gnome that used a pair of oversized (for him) pistols (yea, guns in FR) and wore an enormous sombrero.he would do an accent somewhere between mexican and french and do very "swashbuckler" moves, despite almost no tumble ability
2nd Ed Paladin 04-25-05, 08:12 PM	Did El Guapo by chance also have a long haired sidekick, a WWI German fighter pilot henchman and a large harem of kidnapped women from the local villages?
Wizards_White_Knight 04-25-05, 11:11 PM	My very first character was a Paladin, who was out to try and help the little guys by capturing some bandits. The following is the conversation had with a local boy. Boy: Please Lord, let me come. Corbin (Paladin): I cannot allow you to come. It would be far too dangerous. Boy: But I am a brilliant shot with the bow. Ask anyone! I can hit a halfling's eye at 100 paces. Corbin: You shot at halflings? Why would you do that? Boy: Err, he was stealing from me. Corbin: That doesn't sound like a very good thing to do. He stole from you so you tried to shoot him in the eye? Boy: Err no, I was aiming for his foot! Corbin: :confused: I...see... And just last night, in my new game where I am DM, I had the PC's caught up in a quarantine, and they desperately needed to get out of the city. After exhausting all other options and trying to cause countless distractions, they gave up and jsut decided to climb down the walls of the city and make a made dash for it. The Chaotic Good Elven Scout, realising the horses that he spent a few minutes negotiating for was useless, smacked it on the rump to send it on it's way. In a crowded marketplace. Rolling the dice to see if it should have any adverse effect, and getting a natural 20, the horse paniced and bolted down the alley, killing a young boy, proclaimed ot be a musical prodigy, as he was performing in a charitable function. The guards came off the wall to try and catch the horse, and hte PC's managed to slip over easily. :D While I gave them what they wanted now, they don't realise that a majority of the campaign is to take place in the town :evillaugh WWK
Bolverk 04-26-05, 01:35 AM	The only character I ever really made for comedy was Eric the Mad. He was a 2nd edition Chaotic Good Wizard/Cleric with Wild Psionics. Which means he had too many options. :D Whenever a fight broke out, he'd stand there in combat and go "I'm gonna do this! Or maybe this? Or should I do this? Ummm." About three rounds in he'd lob a fireball because he could never really decide what was the best spell/ability to use in any given situation and you can never go wrong with a fireball, right? heh. I can't remember if he got it, but I remember him wanting a Rod of Wonder ...