Post/Author/DateTime	Post
wereooze 08-01-04, 11:13 PM	Post your characters best final words: Fighter being killede by a 0-level commoner by having the worst die rolls of my life and their best. "I can't believe this. I'm going to kill myself if she kills me". "Has anyone ever been killed by a kobold?" Said the ranger a moment before the kobold scout finishes him off with a critical shot from a shortbow. "We wont be down there that long" - Starved to death in the Underdark "I've got full-plate and a ring of protection, I'm invincible" - Less than a half hour later gets knocked off the boat and drowns. "Its just a grell, I've got him!" - Well, in truth the beholder looked like a Grell in the fog. "Has the Dungeon Master ever made red potions anything other than healing?" - I'll give you three guesses.
Super Guy 08-01-04, 11:26 PM	"Hey there, little fella" >_< Please, don't ask. It was in a terrible campaign, anyways, so I got res'd right after that.
Harmor 08-01-04, 11:38 PM	Last words thread (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=206978&perpage=20&pagenumber=2)
Edymnion 08-02-04, 01:06 AM	"Don't worry, it doesn't have any charges left," A variation on the classic "Don't worry, its not loaded." Said by a Rogue of mine that was playing around with a wand of fireball, which he was sure was totally spent, by pointing it at things and essentially pretending to activate it. Nope, one charge left. DM had me roll a UMD check with a big penalty on it for not actually trying to do anything, rolled a 20, passed the check. Unfortunately for me, my not-so-high-level rogue was holding the wand backwards. I think you see where this going...
argorond 08-02-04, 01:47 AM	2 lvl 5 guys vs 2 lvl fighters, i kill other and my my friend dies to other from 19 20 rolls with great sword, we use critical tables and hes heart was pierced or something, then that guy comes after me and i say doh now hes going to kill me too. First he rolls normal critical, half of my hp or something (im gish) and after that second critical and doh im at -9 :)
quaiven 08-02-04, 01:03 PM	Me back in 2ed playing an Anti-Paladin: "He can't kill me he's my twin brother, he's a Paladin, and he clearly has the battle won, so he has to offer me the chance to surrender." DM::smirk: Me: "Erk!!!" Character was later raised. Several months later.... Me: "Come on you pansies it's just one vampire!" DM::smirk: Me: "Erk!!!" But on the upside I got to play as a vampire for the last few months of the campaign.
Shane the Elven Summoner 08-02-04, 04:48 PM	"What does this button do?"......... "He's almost dead"........ "OK I say we split up.........."
Beamup 08-02-04, 04:59 PM	"Well, obviously the big hulking guys in full plate guarding the BBEG's fortress are warrior 1s." (Hint - no they weren't, and a Bard 12 doesn't do to well fighting 6 Fighter 9s by himself.) "Demogorgon? That's half of a Medusa, right? We can handle that, no problem!"
Thorak 08-02-04, 09:58 PM	"I search the door/chest/room/hall/etc for traps. Oh :censored:." As always heard when the rogue duffs the search/disarm check he decided to roll, usually when he can only fail on a 1.
edgelett 08-03-04, 12:51 AM	Honest truth, I actually said this: "C'mon guys, how hard can one dracolich be? I say we take him!" Needless to say that was the first & last time I fought a dracolich.
Platinum Mongoose 08-03-04, 02:15 AM	"Glrglrb brlgrgrlgb grlrlbgrb!" (Why, yes, he was drowning. What ever gave you that idea?" "We can totally take him. He doesn't even have any weapons on him."
Blakk_Magemaster 08-03-04, 12:37 PM	"I'm invisible, he can't see me" "Don't worry, I've one more rage left" "What do you mean he's immune to critical hits" "don't worry, I've got you're back"
Venjenz 08-03-04, 03:04 PM	"Roll to hit..." "I start casting Fireball..."
fish_heads 08-03-04, 04:06 PM	"is that all he's got?" - ranger, right before getting Hellballed "I'm going to limited wish that he was 400 feet in the air" - wizard, right before the subject of the wish landed on him from the fall
Drasche 08-03-04, 09:48 PM	"I'm going to get out of here" - Vel, Rogue 5th, just before receiving an AOO crit. for 14, bringing him down to -7. My Fighter 6th Orcs have been rolling high lately.:smirk:
Zangalas 08-03-04, 11:20 PM	Me (DM): You are standing on a rock, surrounded on all sides by a tide of lava, seemingly stretching across the entire mountain face. Far below where you're standing, a wave of magma thunders down the mountain, perhaps 100' away from striking your horses and cart. Barbarian (with an Int of 13, by the way): I turn to my partner and say, "don't worry, I'll save them!" and I jump off the rock. Me (surprised): You, you j-jump? Barbarian: Jump check of... 13. Me: You manage to miss dry land by 30'. Take... 66 damage. Swim check? Barbarian: I'm going to try swimming to the rock. Me: Enough. That's it. Take these. (Hands him a pencil and a character sheet)
Kingside_Bishop 08-05-04, 11:52 AM	"I take the gem from the statue's mouth." We've got to learn cliches from somewhere... shutup.
ElvenTheif 08-05-04, 12:12 PM	First time playing i was a lvl 14 Elven Theif(4x backstab) ??:Grrr The Paladin: what's that noise? Theif: Make me invisible i will check and kill it! I see a dragon and i am by myself Dragon: MMMM looks like Elven Theif tonight! me: WHAT HOW CAN HE SEE ME! HEEEELP! Different Campaign me: Put down your weapons and stand down or you shall feel our wraith! I died shortly after
Kittencaboodle 08-05-04, 05:41 PM	"It's just a ring. I want to see what it does!" *Then my character finds out it's a ring which changed my alignment to chaotic evil and my allegiance from Corellon to Lolth. That wouldn't have been so bad, but the ensuing godly punishment disintegrated my finger. Luckily I was a singing bard and not a lute playing one.* "What can possibly go wrong" *A different character of mine, testing out the shrine to the God of Chaos. This was after she got stuck in a very large barrel full of feathers for an entire day. That landed her in a sensory deprivation chamber. She was in a coma for two weeks game time.*
Vulcan 08-05-04, 09:43 PM	"Don't worry I can handle this..." Not quite. "I'll be right there..." He was a bit late. "Look it doesn't even have armor..." The wizard then found himself pinned to the wall with a great sword. "What can YOU do..." He found out.
Qui-Gon Jinn 08-06-04, 06:46 AM	"It's just a dragon . . . " "What do you mean the dragon wakes up?" "You know, just because you're a dragon, doesn't mean you can push us around." My personal favorite: "What do you mean how many hit points do I have?" ;)
Bartleby_GoC 08-06-04, 03:54 PM	"I'll stay beind and block the entrance while the party escapes." Noble. Dumb, but noble. "They can't hit an elephant at this dist..." They did. "The DM won't kill us, he needs us." I need the players. CHaracters are expendable. "How many of them could there be?" Apparently about 100x what we were expecting. "I roll at the demon's feet to distract it." Yup, got his attention. "Quick! He's dying! Feed him a potion." "We don't know what they do!" Acid... Party confronts guards in a 20'x20' room: "I cast a fireball!" "Are you sure?!?" "You're right, take no chances, EXPLOSIVE Fireball!" Well, he did kill the guards... Bartleby
Kittencaboodle 08-06-04, 05:40 PM	*trying to get a dragon away from something* "You're just a brat. I'll talk to you however I want to." See sig.