Post/Author/DateTime	Post
konrad_the_tall 12-06-06, 02:37 PM	My DM is a nice guy, I like him. Previiously my Human Barbarian had an IC birthday and asked the other characters for a puppy. The halfling rogue in the party killed a puppy and naile dit to my pillow. I used the puppy remains as bait to catch a live puppy which he named scraps. Everyone one loved my puppy. Suddenly we are all woken in the middle of the night so I said that I was putting him in a safe place. The DM then said my puppy had died of cancer. One adventure later I stoped a load of people killing each other and did loads of other relly CG acts. as we were packing up after I said "My character suddenly turns LE." Thent he DM said ""ok, all the clerics kill you. you now dead" (there were a load of clerics about.) I had NEVER previously done ANY lawful OR evil acts. Any thoughts anyone?
Thiez 12-06-06, 03:11 PM	I love the "your puppy has died of cancer" thing, but for the rest he sounds a bit harsh. I think he's the kind of guy who will let you break the rules to get hurt, but never to get an advantage. Like, you can suddenly change your alignment if this would result in a large group of people killing you, but if you would find some evil artifact and said "My character suddenly turns NE", he'd say "No.". Then again, I don't know how you and the other players like the game, so who am I to judge the DM.
Maxwell_Silverhammer 12-06-06, 03:17 PM	were you at all upset by a dead puppy on your pillow?? and then you used the scrapps of the dead pup to have another puppy eat it? (cannibalism)
Maxwell_Silverhammer 12-06-06, 03:18 PM	but the alignment change so he could kill you off while conveniently surrounded by clerics is BOGUS.
BlueBlazer 12-06-06, 03:28 PM	An excuse or at least an excusable explanation would be that maybe he assumed your character said this aloud? Because some DMs are rather IC-happy, and saying "I'm lawful evil" while surrounded by goodly clerics would reduce your life expectancy. Sadly I doubt this explanation applies, however, and I suggest you have a good long chat with your DM. Ask if simple declaration of intent is enough to change alignment immediately and without behavioral shifts, ask how the clerics knew you were (suddenly) evil (I suppose they might've been Detecting Evil, but that requires concentration), and make sure you ask about that puppy, because I REALLY don't think it died of cancer... he's alive and healthy on a farm with lots of other dogs to play with and squirrels to chase and he's really really happy and there just wasn't room for him here and a dog like that really needs to stretch his legs and you see how this is what's best for Scraps, don't you? Aside from the fact that alignment shouldn't shift immediately like that (and that the Clerics would have no good reason to know about it even if it did) the DM may be resolute in forbidding evil characters, so saying "I'm evil" is like saying "here's my character sheet, I'm done with it." I also kind of doubt this is the case (the halfling nailed a puppy to a pillow? Hilarious, but not exactly mentally balanced). So my opinion is "that's screwed up" and my advice is "talk to the DM". Helpful, huh? PS. You caught a puppy using puppy-bait?
Sinaz 12-06-06, 05:26 PM	Is this a group of six year olds?
Thiez 12-06-06, 05:42 PM	"Is this a group of six year olds?" No, those would act more mature ;) But seriously, Sinaz, that's a bit rude. It's not like 'your' way of playing the game (whatever that is like) is the only 'right' way of doing it. Not to say that I'd play in this guy's game. Though I think the first 2 or 3 sessions would be hillarious.
Sinaz 12-06-06, 05:53 PM	"Is this a group of six year olds?" No, those would act more mature ;) But seriously, Sinaz, that's a bit rude. It's not like 'your' way of playing the game (whatever that is like) is the only 'right' way of doing it. Not to say that I'd play in this guy's game. Though I think the first 2 or 3 sessions would be hillarious. It has nothing to do with 'my' way of playing. It just sounds like the kind of exchange six year olds would have. Doesn't a guy get some kind of initiative roll before all the clerics auto-hose him? Is 'cancer' a kind of brick that fell on the puppy's head? He just exploded into a deadly malignant tumor overnight? No opportunity for a cure spell? "I nail a puppy to his pillow! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! And if there are any girls around I wanna DO 'em!" Sounds like a table of six year old brats is all. Well... maybe 10 years old. I'm not sayin'... I'm just sayin'. And I agree about the maturity level. I played a G-rated campaign with my Art Director that was tailored to introduce his 9 year old daughter to the game... and she had a more mature perspective to things than this guy's group. In the end, if I spontaneously quipped that my character turned LE, and the DM told me the clerics diced me by committee - it'd be widely regarded as a stupid joke... I certainly wouldn't need to come to the boards to ask advice about it.
Cael 12-06-06, 05:55 PM	An excuse or at least an excusable explanation would be that maybe he assumed your character said this aloud? Because some DMs are rather IC-happy, and saying "I'm lawful evil" while surrounded by goodly clerics would reduce your life expectancy. Sadly I doubt this explanation applies, however, and I suggest you have a good long chat with your DM. Ask if simple declaration of intent is enough to change alignment immediately and without behavioral shifts, ask how the clerics knew you were (suddenly) evil (I suppose they might've been Detecting Evil, but that requires concentration), and make sure you ask about that puppy, because I REALLY don't think it died of cancer... he's alive and healthy on a farm with lots of other dogs to play with and squirrels to chase and he's really really happy and there just wasn't room for him here and a dog like that really needs to stretch his legs and you see how this is what's best for Scraps, don't you? Aside from the fact that alignment shouldn't shift immediately like that (and that the Clerics would have no good reason to know about it even if it did) the DM may be resolute in forbidding evil characters, so saying "I'm evil" is like saying "here's my character sheet, I'm done with it." I also kind of doubt this is the case (the halfling nailed a puppy to a pillow? Hilarious, but not exactly mentally balanced). So my opinion is "that's screwed up" and my advice is "talk to the DM". Helpful, huh? PS. You caught a puppy using puppy-bait? This is wrong. Sure, IC, the character would know about Good and Evil, but when someone stands up and says "I am LE" in real life, I think the general answer would be, "Yeah right, whatever, man", not "Really? Die!!!!" The DM is purposefully being a horse's butt, and I suggest that you talk to him about it.
High Octane 12-06-06, 07:12 PM	My DM is a nice guy, I like him. Previiously my Human Barbarian had an IC birthday and asked the other characters for a puppy. The halfling rogue in the party killed a puppy and naile dit to my pillow. I used the puppy remains as bait to catch a live puppy which he named scraps. Everyone one loved my puppy. Suddenly we are all woken in the middle of the night so I said that I was putting him in a safe place. The DM then said my puppy had died of cancer. One adventure later I stoped a load of people killing each other and did loads of other relly CG acts. as we were packing up after I said "My character suddenly turns LE." Thent he DM said ""ok, all the clerics kill you. you now dead" (there were a load of clerics about.) I had NEVER previously done ANY lawful OR evil acts. Any thoughts anyone? Nope.
konrad_the_tall 12-06-06, 07:15 PM	We are university students! :D
konrad_the_tall 12-06-06, 07:16 PM	Nope. then why post?
Sinaz 12-06-06, 07:18 PM	We are university students! :D oof.:eek:
High Octane 12-06-06, 07:27 PM	then why post? *shrugs*
konrad_the_tall 12-06-06, 07:32 PM	This one time, the dwalf cleric tried to run betwen my legs, so I said "I hit him with my bonner!" The DM ruled it was ripped off by the cleric's sheild spike. Fortunatly I prayed to Kord and it grew back bigger than ever (my character has a 14 out of 20 *****)
Sinaz 12-06-06, 07:45 PM	This one time, the dwalf cleric tried to run betwen my legs, so I said "I hit him with my bonner!" The DM ruled it was ripped off by the cleric's sheild spike. Fortunatly I prayed to Kord and it grew back bigger than ever (my character has a 14 out of 20 *****) Ohhh, I get it... you must go to UT Austin. PS - why do you keep spelling 'dwarf' as 'dwalf'?
konrad_the_tall 12-06-06, 07:46 PM	nah, I'm english. :cool: pip,pip.
Cael 12-06-06, 07:55 PM	nah, I'm english. :cool: pip,pip. Good Lord. I vote that we evict the sodding chap that is sullying the cherished image of our glorious name, what! :D
d24478667 12-06-06, 08:33 PM	You know you aren't helping your case *disturbing mental images with the dwarf and the first post* :twitch: Now, seriously, your DM overreacted. IIRC, you can't spontaneously change alignment. You're still Chaotic Neutral. You aren't good if you feed a puppy to a puppy. How could you?
1hitparry 12-06-06, 08:34 PM	Honetsly, the whole campaign sounds like bull honkey. First of all, I'm confused as to why your character would use his old puppy as puppy bait. I'm pretty sure most characters wouldn't do that. I'm not saying that it couldn't happen, but based of the description you gave, I think that using the remains of the puppy you were given as a birthday present does not fit. But more imporantly, though, having your puppy randomly die from cancer (of all things) is stupid. A bunch of clerics suddenly turning around to kill you is even more bull honkey. I have no idea what your DM thinks he is, but he seems out of line to me.
FeceMan 12-06-06, 08:54 PM	My DM is a nice guy, I like him. That seems pretty doubtful from what I've read. Previiously my Human Barbarian had an IC birthday and asked the other characters for a puppy. The halfling rogue in the party killed a puppy and naile dit to my pillow. Why didn't you kill him? I would have. I used the puppy remains as bait to catch a live puppy which he named scraps. Ooookay...getting weird... Everyone one loved my puppy. Suddenly we are all woken in the middle of the night so I said that I was putting him in a safe place. Erm, sounds like a plan. The DM then said my puppy had died of cancer. The ****? Maybe you should have named your puppy "Lumpy" because of the half-pound tumor growing out of his neck, then. One adventure later I stoped a load of people killing each other and did loads of other relly CG acts. Okay... as we were packing up after I said "My character suddenly turns LE." 1. That's not allowed with a barbarian. 2. You don't just get to decide your alignment. Or change it. Your actions determine alignment, not vice-versa. (Though, this is arguable, but let's not ruin the thread.) Thent he DM said ""ok, all the clerics kill you. you now dead" (there were a load of clerics about.) That's a pretty crappy thing for your DM to do. I had NEVER previously done ANY lawful OR evil acts. Then why did you turn LE? Any thoughts anyone? Actually, I have a question: Are you playing with retards or what? Seriously. Nailed a puppy...to a PILLOW, of all places?
Furnok 12-06-06, 09:07 PM	Alignment is a state of mind which is displayed by a characters actions in game. You can't just say "I'm CE now." Instead you'd have do things, (many in my campaigns) to warrant an alignment shift. When I DM the players select their alignment but after that I take it upon myself to judge their actions and adjust if really necessary.
Count Arioch the 28th 12-06-06, 09:11 PM	This thread wins WotC forums!
RainerNader 12-06-06, 09:14 PM	I've read this thread three times and I still can't stop laughing.
Lord Karsus 12-07-06, 12:55 AM	I've read this thread three times and I still can't stop laughing. -I'm with you on that one. I'm just happy that he/she is across the Atlantic, and not here...
Neofish 12-07-06, 02:39 AM	This thread wins WotC forums! I second that motion. And Btw OP, is Cancer the name of some puppy eating night troll? Otherwise, poor, poor Scraps.
talkingbeatles 12-07-06, 03:09 AM	Ohhh, I get it... you must go to UT Austin. PS - why do you keep spelling 'dwarf' as 'dwalf'? ...Dude. Harsh. I'm from Austin.
Newpaintbrush 12-07-06, 05:41 AM	Is this a group of six year olds? :heehee :w00t:
Mr. VanderMeer 12-07-06, 08:15 AM	-I'm with you on that one. I'm just happy that he/she is across the Atlantic, and not here... Oh well, thank you very much for that. I am on this side of the Atlantic as well. Have some sympathy. Any thoughts anyone? I have a lot of thoughts.
angryman 12-07-06, 08:18 AM	My DM is a nice guy, I like him. Previiously my Human Barbarian had an IC birthday and asked the other characters for a puppy. The halfling rogue in the party killed a puppy and naile dit to my pillow. I used the puppy remains as bait to catch a live puppy which he named scraps. Everyone one loved my puppy. Suddenly we are all woken in the middle of the night so I said that I was putting him in a safe place. The DM then said my puppy had died of cancer. One adventure later I stoped a load of people killing each other and did loads of other relly CG acts. as we were packing up after I said "My character suddenly turns LE." Thent he DM said ""ok, all the clerics kill you. you now dead" (there were a load of clerics about.) I had NEVER previously done ANY lawful OR evil acts. Any thoughts anyone? Sounds pretty stupid to me. Yep. Both you AND your DM. Enjoy that. :)
draco1119 12-07-06, 08:51 AM	Oh well, thank you very much for that. I am on this side of the Atlantic as well. Have some sympathy. Blow up the Chunnel as fast as possible! It'll slow him down! :incog:
Mr. VanderMeer 12-07-06, 09:03 AM	:fight!: Let 'm come. I'm ready. (I'll have to hide my dogs though)
High Octane 12-07-06, 05:05 PM	This thread didnt make sense to me until I read the first post out loud in the voice of Meatwad. THEN it made sense.
DarkRhystar 12-07-06, 05:13 PM	This thread didnt make sense to me until I read the first post out loud in the voice of Meatwad. THEN it made sense. With Master Shake as the DM... Pretty hilarious. Looks like a "joke" post to me. :)
Sinaz 12-07-06, 05:19 PM	This thread didnt make sense to me until I read the first post out loud in the voice of Meatwad. THEN it made sense. Do it 'cause I said it!
High Octane 12-07-06, 05:23 PM	With Master Shake as the DM... Eeeeeeeeexactly. Meatwad: My barbarian likes his puppy... Shake (DM): Looky here, YOUR PUPPY DIES OF CANCER! *stomps on puppy character sheet*
aotrscommander 12-07-06, 05:30 PM	Good Lord. I vote that we evict the sodding chap that is sullying the cherished image of our glorious name, what! :D I most entirely agree, old chap. It just isn't cricket. -I'm with you on that one. I'm just happy that he/she is across the Atlantic, and not here... We'll soon see about that...
TokTok 12-07-06, 05:35 PM	Okay, this thread became crying-of-laughter inducing when Aqua Teen Hunger Force entered. High Octane wins a part of the internet. Oh, and if that event was serious, I got one advice, really: Consider another game. It sounds more like a drunk frat theater play than a game.
High Octane 12-07-06, 05:56 PM	Okay, this thread became crying-of-laughter inducing when Aqua Teen Hunger Force entered. High Octane wins a part of the internet. *bows* Oh, and if that event was serious, I got one advice, really: Consider another game. It sounds more like a drunk frat theater play than a game. You kidding? Those types of games can be the MOST fun!
Lord Karsus 12-07-06, 06:06 PM	Oh well, thank you very much for that. I am on this side of the Atlantic as well. Have some sympathy. -You have my sympathy, then.
konrad_the_tall 12-07-06, 07:58 PM	Waht? this is NOT a joke thread!
Sinaz 12-07-06, 08:06 PM	Waht? this is NOT a joke thread! http://www.damoonclan.com/x-images/membericons/ATHF-MeatWad.gif Meatwad says "Hell, yeah, it is!"
Lord Karsus 12-07-06, 11:48 PM	Waht? this is NOT a joke thread! -I think it might be best if you save face, and say that it was...;)
draco1119 12-08-06, 02:14 AM	Waht? this is NOT a joke thread! If it's not, then I have to ask: WHY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF HITTING A DWARF RUNNING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS WITH YOUR *****?!?!?!
quenya 12-08-06, 02:47 AM	as we were packing up after I said "My character suddenly turns LE." Thent he DM said ""ok, all the clerics kill you. you now dead" (there were a load of clerics about.) If you are a Barbarian why would you ever say that? Ever, even as a joke, why. Look your DM may have been harsh in killing scraps but really your characters death seems very fitting. you: Mr. DM I've never done anything lawful or evil, but suddenly I turn lawful evil me(Mr DM): lawful you saywell I'll be having those neat barbarian class features, you can hang on to the Whole Illiteracy bit. Oh, evil you say. Here come Paladin P. Jyrk, Umm.. roll init. Pally got 46, charge smite evil... How many hP have you got? you: 117 Me: Damage 128, dude sorry...
konrad_the_tall 12-08-06, 04:21 AM	If it's not, then I have to ask: WHY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF HITTING A DWARF RUNNING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS WITH YOUR *****?!?!?! It was the most logical thing to do at the time.....
Mr. VanderMeer 12-08-06, 05:01 AM	It was the most logical thing to do at the time..... hehehe, you've got to admit. This guy is pretty funny. In a dry, british kind of way.
draco1119 12-08-06, 05:02 AM	It was the most logical thing to do at the time..... hehehe, you've got to admit. This guy is pretty funny. In a stupid, british kind of way. Fixed.
angryman 12-08-06, 08:14 AM	hehehe, you've got to admit. This guy is pretty funny. In a dry, british kind of way. Except it's not funny. Idiotic comments aren't automatically funny, you know.
Mr. VanderMeer 12-08-06, 08:30 AM	The entire story about the game was idiotic and stupid. I agree. I am not waiting to read about puppies that spontaneously die from cancer either. But the: If it's not, then I have to ask: WHY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF HITTING A DWARF RUNNING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS WITH YOUR *****?!?!?! It was the most logical thing to do at the time..... was a pretty funny answer.
FeceMan 12-08-06, 08:59 AM	My God! It does make sense with ATHF...
konrad_the_tall 12-08-06, 01:28 PM	Met my DM today. turns out he was jsut kidding aobut me being dead. However my puppy is STILL dead from cancer. However, I hoipe to use the remains to catch another puppy....
talkingbeatles 12-08-06, 02:03 PM	Met my DM today. turns out he was jsut kidding aobut me being dead. However my puppy is STILL dead from cancer. However, I hoipe to use the remains to catch another puppy.... Good luck with that. And stay classy.
aotrscommander 12-08-06, 04:18 PM	hehehe, you've got to admit. This guy is pretty funny. In a dry, british kind of way. No. I haven't. What happened to our reputation for sophisticated, intellectual humour? ... Oh right. The Office... ... (Sigh) QI and Radio 4 are our last hope... Except it's not funny. Idiotic comments aren't automatically funny, you know. Exactly.
Lord Karsus 12-08-06, 05:22 PM	However my puppy is STILL dead from cancer. However, I hoipe to use the remains to catch another puppy.... -Can you please explain to us the exact science of catching puppies using the cancer-ridden carcass of another puppy? :rolleyes:
konrad_the_tall 12-08-06, 06:44 PM	I have a fair few ranks in surival.
Lord Karsus 12-08-06, 07:02 PM	I have a fair few ranks in surival. -I'll assume you mean 'survival'. Anyway, what makes you think that: a) You will find a random ownerless puppy just wandering around, looking for an owner b) Said puppy will be hungry enough to consider eating the diseased ridden corpse of a fellow member of it's own species c) Said puppy will decide to follow your character around, after consuming said disease ridden corpse?
High Octane 12-08-06, 07:04 PM	To be honest, if he has enough survival he wont need a dead puppy to find a live one. If that....would actually help.
Lord Karsus 12-08-06, 07:27 PM	If that....would actually help. -To be quite frank, I don't think there is anything that can actually help the situation here...
PhaedrusXY 12-08-06, 07:34 PM	This thread didnt make sense to me until I read the first post out loud in the voice of Meatwad. THEN it made sense. All I have to say is: :heehee Waht? this is NOT a joke thread!If it wasn't before, it is now. :D
Stoyrm 12-08-06, 09:05 PM	It was the most logical thing to do at the time..... hmph, the most logical would be to step back with one foot, and bring your knee to his face. That way he wouldn't run between your legs, get a knee to his face and deal som damage, now if you **** slap him, he will just shake it off as it will only smell Fish, due to the barbarians very weird hygiene.
Cael 12-08-06, 09:18 PM	No. I haven't. What happened to our reputation for sophisticated, intellectual humour? ... Oh right. The Office... ... (Sigh) QI and Radio 4 are our last hope... Nah, mate. That DJ of Capital Gold is your last hope. Mike Oswald? Can't remember his name exactly.
angryman 12-09-06, 05:02 AM	No. I haven't. What happened to our reputation for sophisticated, intellectual humour? ... Oh right. The Office... ... (Sigh) QI and Radio 4 are our last hope... I like British comedy that was made BEFORE now, like the Goodies, Monty Python, Black Adder, The Bill & Yes Minister.
Rauric 12-09-06, 08:30 AM	Is this a group of six year olds? Exactly what I was thinking. Let's all just walk away from this thread, very, very, slowly.;)
aotrscommander 12-09-06, 06:08 PM	I like British comedy that was made BEFORE now, like the Goodies, Monty Python, Black Adder, The Bill & Yes Minister. [Off-topic]I agree with all the other four (Blackadder most heartily) but the Bill?! I wasn't aware that was a comedy! (If it is, I've never seen anything from the clips that was remotely funny. Mind you, I can say that about the Office too...) (Did you really mean the Thin Blue Line?)[/off-topic]
angryman 12-09-06, 09:48 PM	[Off-topic]I agree with all the other four (Blackadder most heartily) but the Bill?! I wasn't aware that was a comedy! (If it is, I've never seen anything from the clips that was remotely funny. Mind you, I can say that about the Office too...) (Did you really mean the Thin Blue Line?)[/off-topic] Haha, just a bit of a joke there...I do like it though. :)
Mr. VanderMeer 12-10-06, 01:04 PM	Hey, The Office is great! And Extras is great too. And I really liked shows like coupling too. Contemporary british humor is very good. (most of the time, I don't like for example 'little britain') And old british humor is good too. Blackadder is classic!
Count Nerindil Van Seraph 12-10-06, 04:53 PM	Not to sound like a dumb yankee, but I thought you British chaps were supposed to be... you know... smarter than the gaggle of inbred rednecks poluting our country's gene pool. Oh well... looks like Japan is mankind's last hope. Not so bad really... Giant Robots for all!
Lord Karsus 12-10-06, 07:15 PM	Not to sound like a dumb yankee, but I thought you British chaps were supposed to be... you know... smarter than the gaggle of inbred rednecks poluting our country's gene pool. -Hey, that's just the south, and portions of the midwest. The West coast is pretty lazy, and they talk funny, bu they're OK. Same thing with New England, except for the being lazy part. The Tristate Area is the place to be!
FeceMan 12-10-06, 11:40 PM	Oh well... looks like Japan is mankind's last hope. Not so bad really... Giant Robots for all! HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man. *Wipes a tear from his eye.* You were serious...hahaha...oh, that's rich...Japan, mankind's last hope... Ah, you just made my day.
angryman 12-11-06, 01:19 AM	HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man. *Wipes a tear from his eye.* You were serious...hahaha...oh, that's rich...Japan, mankind's last hope... Ah, you just made my day. A squad of low level trainee ninjas has been sent after you for this comment. They may get lost en route, but still you should be mildly worried at least.
Dag 12-11-06, 04:21 AM	I hope your character has a stout fishing pole. Just hook that puppy carcass on and start casting it down the alleys...Before you know it you'll be reeling in a brand new puppy... ...Tell your rogue he should try nailing a pillow to the puppy rather than a puppy to the pillow. Nails just don't stay in pillows all that well. Your DM should have had some clerics kill him for that lapse of common sense, I mean what kind of game is he running over there?
Sphyre 12-11-06, 04:37 AM	:rofl: :wipes a tear from his eye: wow. thanks for the laugh. The puppy died from cancer? What? Is your Barbarian literate and have a PHD in medicine? Hahahaha haha hahahaaa If you're going to be silly, expect your DM to be silly too.
Odimax 12-11-06, 08:53 AM	*reads thread* three second pause *soul explodes*
angryman 12-11-06, 09:08 AM	*reads thread* three second pause *soul explodes* Ninjas with Implosion are scary indeed.
Count Nerindil Van Seraph 12-11-06, 09:44 AM	HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man. *Wipes a tear from his eye.* You were serious...hahaha...oh, that's rich...Japan, mankind's last hope... Ah, you just made my day. You would prefer maybe... the Dutch? It's okay folks, I can say that. I'm Dutch on my mom's side.
Mr. VanderMeer 12-11-06, 10:03 AM	You would prefer maybe... the Dutch? It's okay folks, I can say that. I'm Dutch on my mom's side. It ain't much if it ain't Dutch
Count Nerindil Van Seraph 12-11-06, 10:08 AM	It ain't much if it ain't Dutch Slap hands, my brother!
Buccaneer 12-11-06, 10:46 AM	No. I haven't. What happened to our reputation for sophisticated, intellectual humour? I suppose you would've found it funnier if the barbarian had been dressed as a woman and the clerics chased him in fast motion through a series of doors. With some Benny Hill music playing. :tongue:
Lord Karsus 12-11-06, 11:54 AM	I suppose you would've found it funnier if the barbarian had been dressed as a woman and the clerics chased him in fast motion through a series of doors. -Now, that would make this sad predicament even funnier...
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 12-11-06, 01:15 PM	I'm imagining the first post to Yakety Sax and I am laughing so hard.
Andrew_980 12-13-06, 03:57 PM	Please stop insulting the six year olds, they usually know better.
Incognito2me 12-13-06, 05:00 PM	1. Recieve puppy 2. Puppy gets killed 3. Use survival skill 4. ??? 5. Profit! And Brits aren't all stupid. I'm from jolly old England. :(