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keozen 11-25-06, 05:15 PM	Hello everyone! Ok, I was wondering if you could help me. My GM has decided that he's going to run a "Silly" level 16 campaign after our current Friday night one (when we're getting a bit drunk). He's allowing us to be ANY race we want as long as it's intelegent and we can get stats for it. So, what is the most silly/stupid race or concoption of races and class you can think of? I throw the post open to suggestions!
Crystal Monk 11-25-06, 05:20 PM	since you're going to be drinking, I'd say make a half-orc monk/drunken master. I've hardly ever heard of anyone making half-orc monks, and the drunken master pretty much speaks for itself. :D :D :D
togapika 11-25-06, 05:51 PM	No, no. Find stats for a rabbit or a jackrabbit and make a jackrabbit monk like Hare from Monster Rancher!
TheChilliGod 11-25-06, 06:05 PM	...Okay. Necropolitan Kobold Ninja 8 / Rogue 1 / Dread Pirate 7. And voila! A Zombie Kobold Ninja Pirate! The rogue level is to meet the PrC prerequisites (especially the skills). You may need to drop a level of ninja for the necropolitan thing, and you can take Scarlet Corsair instead of Dread Pirate. Take the leadership feat to get an artificer cohort, who can build your kobold a robot to ride. If you can find one available, that is. Try for a dinosaur-shaped one, so you have a Zombie Kobold Ninja Pirate riding a Robot Dinosaur.
Sphyre 11-25-06, 06:19 PM	since you're going to be drinking, I'd say make a half-orc monk/drunken master. I've hardly ever heard of anyone making half-orc monks, and the drunken master pretty much speaks for itself. :D :D :D The DM who is in question in this thread was one who made a half-orc monk based off the stats (+str, no -wis), because he didn't give a crap about role-playing. :(
keozen 11-25-06, 06:46 PM	...Okay. Necropolitan Kobold Ninja 8 / Rogue 1 / Dread Pirate 7. And voila! A Zombie Kobold Ninja Pirate! The rogue level is to meet the PrC prerequisites (especially the skills). You may need to drop a level of ninja for the necropolitan thing, and you can take Scarlet Corsair instead of Dread Pirate. Take the leadership feat to get an artificer cohort, who can build your kobold a robot to ride. If you can find one available, that is. Try for a dinosaur-shaped one, so you have a Zombie Kobold Ninja Pirate riding a Robot Dinosaur. That's quite fantastic! May I be a pain and ask what books I need to look in for the stats for all that? (noob here)
Fargren 11-25-06, 07:06 PM	Ninja and dread Pirate are from Complete Adventurer. Kobolds are in the monster manual, but there's more info on them in Races of Dragon. Necropolitan is from Libris Mortis. Artificer is from the Eberron Camapign setting. I don't know the Scarlet Corsair.
d24478667 11-25-06, 07:07 PM	Libris Mortis, MM, CADV, Eberron Camaign Setting. Have the Artificer build an effigy, if you want. That's in CA. I don't know where the Corsair is. EDIT: Damn, Fargren beat me to it.
Far_Traveler 11-25-06, 07:07 PM	Scarlet Corsair is from stormwrack I believe
Crystal Monk 11-25-06, 09:32 PM	The DM who is in question in this thread was one who made a half-orc monk based off the stats (+str, no -wis), because he didn't give a crap about role-playing. :(oh. holy undead half-dragon bugbear on a stick, I remember that thread. it still makes me wince. granted, I've played a half-orc monk for the fun of making him all proper and wise (nothing like repeatedly insisting your name is "Percival" when you're sticking your lower jaw out to make the fangs), but I can see why it'd appeal to someone who just wanted to powergame. oi. so, in conclusion: never mind! go with the zombie kobold ninja pirate! :ayyyy!:
Roivas 11-26-06, 12:23 AM	If I were to play in a silly game I'd have to make a 1/2 celestial minotaur rouge, who has a high nassally voice and always shouts "Sneak attack!" as he does so. Or you could play a mindflayer monk with the vow of non-voilence ect and slowly strave to death in game. Also a pixie barbarian is always funny. Though I prefer the warforged ninja/swashbuckler for a drad pirate. Then just try to find a way to make him undead.
Toloran 11-26-06, 12:46 AM	How about a fighter/rogue/sorcerer who specializes in enchantments? And yes, I've been reading through Order of the Stick. Why do you ask?
Nessaj 11-26-06, 01:40 AM	since you're going to be drinking, I'd say make a half-orc monk/drunken master. I've hardly ever heard of anyone making half-orc monks, and the drunken master pretty much speaks for itself. :D :D :D Made up a high-level Drunken Master once, for a one-shot dungeon crawl. He was a full-blooded orc; Grimmace Bodken (aka. Grimbo). Man he kicked ass, with his +1 Adamantine, Frost-Returning mug, a +1 dining room set, a +1 ladder, and +1 vicious Silverware. And a non-magical Greatsword to keep people guessing. He was a cook, obviously :rolleyes: And the Ladle of Disruption! You shoulda seen the DM's face when I actually got to use it against the Spectre. Me to DM: Roll a Will Save. DM: 12. What happens? Me: Ladle of Disruption. Undead goes kablooey. Dm: ...What? He also had an unexplained chicken phobia.