Post/Author/DateTime	Post
dragon_avatar 05-08-06, 11:01 AM	To all you out there who love to aggravate your friends, your enemies, and most of all, your DM, post here and share your stories :plotting:
BladeDrinker 05-08-06, 09:14 PM	Why exactly would you want to irritate your friends? :( BTW, are you at Western?
Need_A_Life 05-09-06, 08:04 AM	Answer in character. Last week: "So where do you draw your magic from then?" "I... don't understand" "I draw my magic from nature, where do you draw yours from?" "Me...?" "What schools of magic do you use?" "School? I was trained by my Master, if that is what you mean," "..." Who said that just because you use a spellbook you know whether a spell is enchantment or illusion?
jasper 05-09-06, 08:12 AM	sorry charlie. Set out to tick the dm off is stupid and childish. If I want to be tick off I go back to work or to a family reunion. Thanks but no thanks and I now have your empty seat to fill.
hmmmm 05-09-06, 03:27 PM	Why would you want to annoy your friend/DM (Asuming that they are probally the same), I think that would be a fast way to get kicked out of any group.
Zaku 06-07-06, 12:35 PM	In my case, cheese 'em off by talkin' to 'um.
Toloran 06-07-06, 01:28 PM	Well, if you don't mind the possibility of getting kicked from your group.... Small Room + Lots of people + Fireball
geekling 06-07-06, 01:38 PM	Missunderstand this thing about elves, sleep, and this whole meditate in a deep trance thing... In a way that makes said meditation involve things like going 'ooooooooohm' and the continous use of fingercymbals for four hours. There, that ought to get you thrown out of the group in no time at all.
hmmmm 06-07-06, 01:43 PM	Or just bug them with useless characters, "Why can't I not play my super cybortronic ultra mean shiny mega hooker with rocket pods and an engraved spell book that is fireball proof? Huh? Huh?, Why can't I?"
fuzzypants 06-07-06, 01:52 PM	Missunderstand this thing about elves, sleep, and this whole meditate in a deep trance thing... In a way that makes said meditation involve things like going 'ooooooooohm' and the continous use of fingercymbals for four hours. There, that ought to get you thrown out of the group in no time at all. HAHAHA!!
Ganny.Harper 06-07-06, 06:50 PM	Look negative levels, and they are mating!
FIREBLAST3DRAGONMASTER 06-07-06, 07:50 PM	I like to wake them up from a restful nights sleep with a little sh
FIREBLAST3DRAGONMASTER 06-07-06, 07:52 PM	I like to wake them up from a restful nights sleep with a little shocking grasp.(don't worry the cleric can heal him)
Herald@Large 06-07-06, 07:52 PM	I've played with people who deliberately set out to be irritating. If they're players, they usually wind up getting uninvited. If they're DMs, they usually wind up with no PCs.
FIREBLAST3DRAGONMASTER 06-07-06, 07:53 PM	I like to wake them up from a restful nights sleep with a little shocking grasp.(don't worry the cleric can heal him.)
FIREBLAST3DRAGONMASTER 06-07-06, 07:56 PM	sorry for posting the same thing so much my computers on the fritz. aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!
Whisper_Swiftblade 06-07-06, 08:27 PM	constantly ask if it is your turn yet get way too exited about small things act as if something obvious just dawned on you (EX. hey I know we should cast turn undead on the zombies) constantly try to do things your pc can not do PC. I cast fireball DM you can't do that, for the last time you are a fighter PC. ok then I use my sneek attack loose the dice at a compleatly random moment storm out of the room droping f-bombs at everything in sight, only to retern moments later compleatly content respond to things others say by loudly saying "nu-uh" auto hit (EX. I hit the owlbear with my sword killing it instantly and sending it out a windo {they are in a forest}) spill thing....alot disagree about rules like a fool EX. PC the book says it can't hurt me if I am behind two feet of rock or dirt right DM yes PC good then I am unhert DM what there are no walls anywere near you PC yes but I am dirty DM so? PC so, there is dirt on me so I am safe DM it has the be two feet of dirt PC no I has to be two feet of rock they don't say how much dirt you need DC yes they do it is right there "two feet" PC no is says "two feet of rock or dirt" not two feet of rock or two feet if dirt :D DM I should kill you..... constantly lie about things that obviossly are not true and partend like you never said a word (EX. I once drove to mexico because I needed to buy a M16, sence I stole it the cops where after me so I had to kill a few) DM why do I let you live ________________________________________ __________________ pleas do not do or say any of theis things, I have known peaple who did some of them( the last 4 where all the same person!) and they are the quikest way to get kicked in the stomich.