If you have godlike powers? [Archive] - Wizards Community

If you have godlike powers? [Archive] - Wizards Community

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brutus
04-13-04, 12:01 PM If you would have godlike powers for two rounds what would you do.

I would grand myself immortality or create a 3 by 3 by 3 foot cube of platinum or create the ultimate dragons bane sword or... or... or..............
Bacon and Eggs
04-13-04, 12:21 PM I would wish for a million dollars.
Moonstonedragon
04-13-04, 12:26 PM Id give myself everything i want then smite my enemies
Then give everyone a my little pony for no reason other then to throw them off
Bacon and Eggs
04-13-04, 12:32 PM I always wanted a my little pony. :bigeyes:
Beamup
04-13-04, 01:34 PM I'd start off by granting myself divine powers permanently.:D
IceFractal
04-13-04, 03:36 PM 1st round: Give myself Wish as a supernatural ability, usable at will, without any XP cost or chance of failure, and no limits to what I could wish for.

2nd round: Create a personal demiplane for myself, on which I would have supreme power.

OR

1st round: Make myself able to take an infinite number of actions in the following round.

2nd round: Grant myself whatever the hell I want, as this round won't end until I say so.
brutus
04-13-04, 03:41 PM I would also ask for all knowledge becouse knowledge IS power
EvilVegan
04-13-04, 04:16 PM I'd bake the world's most delicious cake.

And then I'd bake the world's most delicious cake.
Edymnion
04-13-04, 04:27 PM Originally posted by brutus
I would grand myself immortality In that case, my next act would be to grant myself the ability to commit suicide.

Living forever SUCKS.
Mortality is not a curse, it is a blessing.
Duke Viper
04-13-04, 04:35 PM Speaking from a neutral evil stand point...

I would force all dragons to obey me.

I would force all elementals to obey me.

Since all dragons obey me, I would take over the world. Thus having unlimited supply of gold. Then I would start conquering the material plains.
EvilVegan
04-13-04, 04:57 PM I'd make a rock so heavy that even I couldn't move it.
Move it.
BlaineTog
04-13-04, 05:09 PM Why limit yourself to 2 rounds of god-like powers? Fists of God (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217038) have them from cradle to grave. ;) [/shameless advetising]

Round 1) Universal Peace and Harmony, World-wide Literacy, an end to Hunger and Poverty, and a puppy for everyone.
Round 2) Enough money to never have to worry about money.
Edymnion
04-13-04, 06:11 PM Originally posted by BlaineTog
Why limit yourself to 2 rounds of god-like powers? Fists of God (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217038) have them from cradle to grave. ;) [/shameless advetising]

Round 1) Universal Peace and Harmony, World-wide Literacy, an end to Hunger and Poverty, and a puppy for everyone.
Round 2) Enough money to never have to worry about money. Forget the universal peace, how about an unlimited energy source and a way to bypass the c limit?
Demon Lightfoot
04-14-04, 06:57 PM Originally posted by Beamup
I'd start off by granting myself divine powers permanently.:D

I'm with him.
Ximal
04-16-04, 04:21 PM Round 1: Grant self permanent Omnipotence.
Round 2: Grin.
Henchcritter
04-16-04, 09:43 PM Round one: world domination! :fight!:
Round two: A couple of supersmart, superloyal generals to rule the world for me. Ruling the world is hard work. :bored:
DrunkRockPunk
04-17-04, 03:26 AM Win
green_yawgmoth
04-17-04, 03:06 PM Originally posted by Edymnion
Living forever SUCKS.
Mortality is not a curse, it is a blessing. Maybe for you, but I can honestly say that I could live forever and enjoy it; provided I could grant immortality to a certain someone. :) And that goes x10000000000000 if our world was like the D&D world, if only for extraplanar travel.
Mr.Waesel
04-17-04, 05:01 PM Using my Alter Reality power, I cast a maximised Time Stop. In that Time Stop, I rest for 3 rounds, then cast another one. Etc :)
Pumpoei
04-18-04, 12:53 AM Why do so many people want to rule the world? Wouldn't that be kind of a hassle?
Steelwill
04-18-04, 10:38 AM 1. Rid myself of all negative emotion, hatred, etc, as well as divest myself of mortal needs (sleep, hunger, etc). 1 round

2. Leave this world for a better one, or make a better one.
Brand Finbuck
04-18-04, 10:55 AM Assuming giving myself permanent power is not feasible.

1) Immortality (in the never die in form or fashion sense)

2) To innately know any factual information known by two or more people. (There are some things I just don't want to know. People's sexual fantasies, crimes, etc.)
Phist
04-18-04, 11:56 PM round 1: Immortality
round 2: Perminant divine powers

yes I could instantly achieve my dreams of ruling the world, but with the above two I'd rather do it the long way anyways.:smirk:
Tegarius
04-19-04, 12:08 AM If you would have godlike powers for two rounds what would you do.
:schemes:

1) Fix every problem imaginable, perfecting the universe/multiverse. And give everyone a :cookie:

2) Destroy the universe/mutliverse.

Everyone could enjoy their 6 seonds of perfection, because ruling is too much work. :devil:
Henchcritter
04-19-04, 12:12 AM Originally posted by Pumpoei
Why do so many people want to rule the world? Wouldn't that be kind of a hassle? We all took one smart mouse as role-model. ;)
Leap
04-19-04, 08:39 AM I'd make alignment make sense. ;)

Or would that be asking for too much :devil:
Sucineri
04-19-04, 05:24 PM 1) be in the middle of reading some dumbass post on this message board.

2) figure out that my time is almost up, causing me to yell "crap!" and then promptly crap my pants forever because my time ran out after I said that.
flyingmoose
04-19-04, 05:55 PM Brackafrackin double post...
flyingmoose
04-19-04, 05:55 PM Godlike, eh?

In game:
1) Quickened trap the soul, heightened to 30th level aimed at the party sorcerer, and then wish myself and the gem to Ysgard.
2) Craft a +20 Suppository of Epic Power. When... inserted... it grants a +20 deflection bonus to AC, a +20 enhancement bonus to all six ability scores, a +20 insight bonus to all attack rolls and damage rolls, +20 resistance bonus to all saving throws, +20 competence bonus to all ability checks and skill checks, and a +20 to save DCs for all extraordinary, supernatural, and/or spell-like abilities of the... I guess "wearer".

Real life:
1) I'd seek out every person on the planet who's thoughts, actions, and/or personality displease me (should be about 4 billion such people) and teleport them to the surface of the sun. Nostradamus predicted two thirds of the earth's population would be taken out some time soon. I'm tired of waiting.
2) I'd terraform Mars.
Arcuna
04-19-04, 06:07 PM First round: I'd make all of the following count as a free action.

Second round: Cast Time Stop. Then, give myself permanent divine power. I would then give myself a dagger that has all of the enchantments you could possibly imagine (besides "cursed item" enchantments). I would then have a giant cow (as per Black and White). That would be enough to satisfy me.

...Yes, I am that weird.
lotterybucks
04-20-04, 06:19 PM I would give myself the ability to cast all spells (divine and arcane), maximized, quickened, silenced, stilled, etc. as a spelllike ability once per day.
RobTzu
04-20-04, 08:31 PM Give myself the perfect body, and then lots and lots of money. Then off to the brothel.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
brutus 04-13-04, 12:01 PM	If you would have godlike powers for two rounds what would you do. I would grand myself immortality or create a 3 by 3 by 3 foot cube of platinum or create the ultimate dragons bane sword or... or... or..............
Bacon and Eggs 04-13-04, 12:21 PM	I would wish for a million dollars.
Moonstonedragon 04-13-04, 12:26 PM	Id give myself everything i want then smite my enemies Then give everyone a my little pony for no reason other then to throw them off
Bacon and Eggs 04-13-04, 12:32 PM	I always wanted a my little pony. :bigeyes:
Beamup 04-13-04, 01:34 PM	I'd start off by granting myself divine powers permanently.:D
IceFractal 04-13-04, 03:36 PM	1st round: Give myself Wish as a supernatural ability, usable at will, without any XP cost or chance of failure, and no limits to what I could wish for. 2nd round: Create a personal demiplane for myself, on which I would have supreme power. OR 1st round: Make myself able to take an infinite number of actions in the following round. 2nd round: Grant myself whatever the hell I want, as this round won't end until I say so.
brutus 04-13-04, 03:41 PM	I would also ask for all knowledge becouse knowledge IS power
EvilVegan 04-13-04, 04:16 PM	I'd bake the world's most delicious cake. And then I'd bake the world's most delicious cake.
Edymnion 04-13-04, 04:27 PM	Originally posted by brutus I would grand myself immortality In that case, my next act would be to grant myself the ability to commit suicide. Living forever SUCKS. Mortality is not a curse, it is a blessing.
Duke Viper 04-13-04, 04:35 PM	Speaking from a neutral evil stand point... I would force all dragons to obey me. I would force all elementals to obey me. Since all dragons obey me, I would take over the world. Thus having unlimited supply of gold. Then I would start conquering the material plains.
EvilVegan 04-13-04, 04:57 PM	I'd make a rock so heavy that even I couldn't move it. Move it.
BlaineTog 04-13-04, 05:09 PM	Why limit yourself to 2 rounds of god-like powers? Fists of God (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217038) have them from cradle to grave. ;) [/shameless advetising] Round 1) Universal Peace and Harmony, World-wide Literacy, an end to Hunger and Poverty, and a puppy for everyone. Round 2) Enough money to never have to worry about money.
Edymnion 04-13-04, 06:11 PM	Originally posted by BlaineTog Why limit yourself to 2 rounds of god-like powers? Fists of God (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=217038) have them from cradle to grave. ;) [/shameless advetising] Round 1) Universal Peace and Harmony, World-wide Literacy, an end to Hunger and Poverty, and a puppy for everyone. Round 2) Enough money to never have to worry about money. Forget the universal peace, how about an unlimited energy source and a way to bypass the c limit?
Demon Lightfoot 04-14-04, 06:57 PM	Originally posted by Beamup I'd start off by granting myself divine powers permanently.:D I'm with him.
Ximal 04-16-04, 04:21 PM	Round 1: Grant self permanent Omnipotence. Round 2: Grin.
Henchcritter 04-16-04, 09:43 PM	Round one: world domination! :fight!: Round two: A couple of supersmart, superloyal generals to rule the world for me. Ruling the world is hard work. :bored:
DrunkRockPunk 04-17-04, 03:26 AM	Win
green_yawgmoth 04-17-04, 03:06 PM	Originally posted by Edymnion Living forever SUCKS. Mortality is not a curse, it is a blessing. Maybe for you, but I can honestly say that I could live forever and enjoy it; provided I could grant immortality to a certain someone. :) And that goes x10000000000000 if our world was like the D&D world, if only for extraplanar travel.
Mr.Waesel 04-17-04, 05:01 PM	Using my Alter Reality power, I cast a maximised Time Stop. In that Time Stop, I rest for 3 rounds, then cast another one. Etc :)
Pumpoei 04-18-04, 12:53 AM	Why do so many people want to rule the world? Wouldn't that be kind of a hassle?
Steelwill 04-18-04, 10:38 AM	1. Rid myself of all negative emotion, hatred, etc, as well as divest myself of mortal needs (sleep, hunger, etc). 1 round 2. Leave this world for a better one, or make a better one.
Brand Finbuck 04-18-04, 10:55 AM	Assuming giving myself permanent power is not feasible. 1) Immortality (in the never die in form or fashion sense) 2) To innately know any factual information known by two or more people. (There are some things I just don't want to know. People's sexual fantasies, crimes, etc.)
Phist 04-18-04, 11:56 PM	round 1: Immortality round 2: Perminant divine powers yes I could instantly achieve my dreams of ruling the world, but with the above two I'd rather do it the long way anyways.:smirk:
Tegarius 04-19-04, 12:08 AM	If you would have godlike powers for two rounds what would you do. :schemes: 1) Fix every problem imaginable, perfecting the universe/multiverse. And give everyone a :cookie: 2) Destroy the universe/mutliverse. Everyone could enjoy their 6 seonds of perfection, because ruling is too much work. :devil:
Henchcritter 04-19-04, 12:12 AM	Originally posted by Pumpoei Why do so many people want to rule the world? Wouldn't that be kind of a hassle? We all took one smart mouse as role-model. ;)
Leap 04-19-04, 08:39 AM	I'd make alignment make sense. ;) Or would that be asking for too much :devil:
Sucineri 04-19-04, 05:24 PM	1) be in the middle of reading some dumbass post on this message board. 2) figure out that my time is almost up, causing me to yell "crap!" and then promptly crap my pants forever because my time ran out after I said that.
flyingmoose 04-19-04, 05:55 PM	Brackafrackin double post...
flyingmoose 04-19-04, 05:55 PM	Godlike, eh? In game: 1) Quickened trap the soul, heightened to 30th level aimed at the party sorcerer, and then wish myself and the gem to Ysgard. 2) Craft a +20 Suppository of Epic Power. When... inserted... it grants a +20 deflection bonus to AC, a +20 enhancement bonus to all six ability scores, a +20 insight bonus to all attack rolls and damage rolls, +20 resistance bonus to all saving throws, +20 competence bonus to all ability checks and skill checks, and a +20 to save DCs for all extraordinary, supernatural, and/or spell-like abilities of the... I guess "wearer". Real life: 1) I'd seek out every person on the planet who's thoughts, actions, and/or personality displease me (should be about 4 billion such people) and teleport them to the surface of the sun. Nostradamus predicted two thirds of the earth's population would be taken out some time soon. I'm tired of waiting. 2) I'd terraform Mars.
Arcuna 04-19-04, 06:07 PM	First round: I'd make all of the following count as a free action. Second round: Cast Time Stop. Then, give myself permanent divine power. I would then give myself a dagger that has all of the enchantments you could possibly imagine (besides "cursed item" enchantments). I would then have a giant cow (as per Black and White). That would be enough to satisfy me. ...Yes, I am that weird.
lotterybucks 04-20-04, 06:19 PM	I would give myself the ability to cast all spells (divine and arcane), maximized, quickened, silenced, stilled, etc. as a spelllike ability once per day.
RobTzu 04-20-04, 08:31 PM	Give myself the perfect body, and then lots and lots of money. Then off to the brothel.