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#1 arderkrag Aug 28, 2009 15:59:35	I know a lot of us are a bit peeved at the layout, colors, and so forth, but it's no cause to be upset. Let's laugh about it while we can! Things can only get worse...or something like that. 1. Sunglasseswill be mailed to each forum member to read the white post blocks with. 2. Only 3 avatars will be available: One that says "Pro-4th", one that says "Anti-4th" and a mod-only avatar that simply a says "Mod". 3. The coding language will be changed in the final version, and thus each forum member will need to know the commands to edit fields. To ensure forum user knowledge, WOTC will be drop-shipping a guide to FORTRAN to each user. 4. The ability to post replies is broken, and will therefore be removed.
#2 LordManshoon Aug 28, 2009 17:52:26	5. Sblocks will be added, allowing a person to hide text. However, other people will not be able to reveal and read the hidden text.
#3 -dangimill- Aug 28, 2009 20:47:20	6. Alternate personas will, instead of being inert and apparently other peoples' accounts, be entirely deleted, along with all of their posts, such as to put their poor owners of of their misery.
#4 irenicus_jon Aug 29, 2009 2:04:44	7. Everyone will be forced to join a group. Those who do not join groups will be automatically assimilated into a group based on their viewing choices. Resistance will be futile. 8. Shift+enter will be removed. Everything will be double-spaced. 9. Those who do not tweet everyday will be eradicated.
#5 lokiare Aug 29, 2009 18:55:53	10. Since anyone can post any HTML in their posts, posting HTML will become against the ToU or CoC, any prosecutors will be violated. 11. After being reported 10 times a poster will automatically be banned from posting in the forums for 1 day, however they will be allowed to read all posts (regardless of whether it was by one person or not) 12. Posters that post huge replies to an entire thread using the multi-quote system will be banned automatically (see 11)