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#1 ian.thomson Aug 16, 2010 22:36:04	All Thri-Kreen gain a bonus to Bluff checks made to cause distractions by drawing attention to them if they shout "Help! I'm really a South African bureaucrat!" All characters wearing a tunic reading "Do you smell what Hamanu is cooking?" gain a bonus to Diplomacy checks with Urikite templars. Former templars of Abalach-Re who resemble Charlton Heston gain a bonus to intimidate checks when starting their demands with "Let my people-". Any others?
#2 tindalosihound Aug 16, 2010 22:51:29	All Thri-kreen spend their torpor communing with the spirits of their ancestors, who are all Jewish mothers. "Have you been eating all your elf? You're all hide and chitin!"
#3 boondocker Aug 17, 2010 6:09:13	No drinks at the table; only crackers.
#4 ian.thomson Aug 17, 2010 7:16:59	All Thri-kreen spend their torpor communing with the spirits of their ancestors, who are all Jewish mothers. "Have you been eating all your elf? You're all hide and chitin!" *hits forehead* That's why they don't sleep...
#5 grehnhewe Aug 17, 2010 7:42:02	If your dice rolls off the table it is an automatic 1.
#6 GMforPowergamers Aug 17, 2010 9:54:19	No drinks at the table; only crackers. best rule ever... and no AC eaither... and play in the 90+ degree summer...
#7 Smoke_Jaguar Aug 17, 2010 13:07:45	Women players who attend in a bikini utilize a daily power called "Aspect of Lalai-Puy" Players whose histrionic elves die due to testing the other character's loyalty get to make a new character of a level equal to the former's. Halfling characters get a feature called "Cannibal's Bite," which is a minor action, at-will attack with range one that becomes available when an adjacent enemy becomes bloodied. Female characters wearing a tunic that says, "Nibenay is my babies daddy" get Diplomacy and Bluff bonuses against the Templar-Wives.
#8 Nyarlathotep Aug 17, 2010 14:11:30	The "Elven Love Slave" Skill.  When someone goes to the bathroom or otherwise leaves the table, slip it onto their character sheet, and see how long before they notice.  Even if they aren't an elf...ESPECIALLY if they aren't an elf.
#9 tavitin Aug 17, 2010 14:30:55	any quotes from DUNE causes the next saving throw to fail
#10 FlashbackJon Aug 17, 2010 16:47:48	any quotes from DUNE causes the next saving throw to fail Joke thread or not, this is going official when my campaign starts.
#11 ian.thomson Aug 17, 2010 19:53:59	any quotes from DUNE causes the next saving throw to fail Joke thread or not, this is going official when my campaign starts. What if it's the DM that says the quote?
#12 beej_silver Aug 17, 2010 20:37:44	any quotes from DUNE causes the next saving throw to fail Joke thread or not, this is going official when my campaign starts. What if it's the DM that says the quote? The players get to level-up for free?
#13 tavitin Aug 17, 2010 21:13:22	the next monster fails a saving throw (but as a 'good athasian DM' i'll roll a number anyways, if its high i'll save it for an attack or something
#14 larslarsen Aug 18, 2010 2:54:14	Play your game in central Texas in the middle of August. Oh, wait.  Ugh.