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#1 tavitin Aug 20, 2010 14:18:17	I'll be DMing a DS campaign soon and i have a player that loves the ladies. Long story short he tries to bang every living female creature he stumbles upon. I'm fine with that, most of the time the roleplay behind such attempts offers a comic relief to everyone. But that got me thinking, what if the she-nobles of athas organize a secret gladiatoral arena that the winner's award is to bed the lust-drive spectators? Of course, such matches would be fought by handsome slaves and gladiators, probably nude and oiled too. I plan on doing that as a side-quest in case the game turns into a dead serious-w/o fun saturday commitment to my players. And c'mon, after reading this didn't you imagined a half-giant battling a Mul? Oiled buffs! Hilarious!
#2 Nyarlathotep Aug 20, 2010 14:29:42	And c'mon, after reading this didn't you imagined a half-giant battling a Mul? Oiled buffs! Hilarious! Actually I pictured the scene in History of the World Part I with Madeline Khan going down the line "yes yes yes no yes no no yes YEEESSSSSS!" only with the last one being a half-giant.
#3 matthra Aug 20, 2010 16:34:50	LUCILLA: Rich matrons pay well to be pleasured by the bravest champions. MAXIMUS: I knew your brother would send assassins. I didn't think he would send his best.