I have a Monk character with a modified version of the Acolyte background, called "Cloistered Monk". One of his personality traits is "I misquote sacred texts." So, I decided that he served in a church of Torm during his time being cloistered and so I am in need of quotes which he can misquote.
Also, as a consequence of his being brought up as he has, he keeps 50 gp from each adventure he goes through (to buy a potion of healing) and donates the rest back to his church. I do write that on his logsheet.
He is a lawful good Halfling Monk. Any help would be appreaciated. 
Oh that's a cool concept, it should be fun! Here's a few quick misquote == real quote you can use, inspired by Torm's entry in the AD&D 2nd edition Faith & Avatars; (I left a few for you to misquote if you want)
The brave serve arrest == The brave deserves a rest
The 15th of Kythorn marks the True Resurrection when Torm turned to empower the Godswar == The 15th of Marpenoth marks the True Resurrection when Torm returned to power after the Godswar.
Duty free for Tormtars == duty first for Tormtars
Pay day and derelic onto atone for addiction is duty to guard in strife, that is our Penance of Duty == Pay Debt of Dereliction to atone for our abdication of duty to guard against strife, that is our Penance of Duty.
Ray, new oaths and pledges endure during the Shieldmeet for loyal thees == Renewing oaths and pledges during The Shieldmeet forge loyalties.
The Lion-headed man protect eggs and ol' gains == The Lion-headed man protect us against all Banes.
Rally destruction to magic wave and curred dour in time for troubles the Debt of Destruction, that is our Penance of Duty == Relieve the destruction to the magic weave incurred during the Time of Troubles in Debt of Destruction, that is our Penance of Duty.
All ways watch for the Order of the Gold Lion == Always Watchful is the Order of the Golden Lion.
The Loyal Fury pat on paladins == The Loyal Fury is the patron of paladins.
All ways oppose where the Princess Lies == Always oppose the Prince of Lies.
To reap and pay our peers execution of other real legions indeed is The Persecution, that is our Penance of Duty == To repay our persecution of other religions in Debt of Persecution, that is our Penance of Duty.
Home of Trueheart lay our Merc, amen == Home is Trueheart on the layer of Mercuria.
The Hand of Tyr chomp Duty thou Loyal try not == The Hand of Tyr is the Champion of Duty & Loyaltry.
XX == Pray and feast abundantly on the 13th of Eleasias, for the Divine Death is for commemorating and all the fallen who died for just causes, including Torm, in a solemn ceremony of remembrance
XX == The Triad of Illmater, Torm and Tyr in absolute servitude.
XX == Rally the Red Knights on all battlefield.
XX == Bow in front of the gigantic floating metal gaunthlet for he points the true way.
Now that is a Role-playing character, I love the thought you've put into this. If only the group I played with put so much thought into their character as you have.