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| #1space_dragonFeb 28, 2009 12:24:38 | I've been in the marine corps for nearly 2 years now, and thus I have somewhat of an insider's view on martial training itself. After reading through some of the boards' discussions on martial skill, I'd like to clarify some things. "Martial power", or "hitting people with weapons" (they're the same thing, just different levels of awesome), a concept discovered a few thousand years ago by cavemen, is a latent ability that is present in all sentient beings that are capable of fine manipulation, and it is no more supernatural or inexplicable than magic. Sure, there is still strong skepticism about its existence, and I myself was a skeptic for a while, but that was an attitude that I couldn't uphold when I had discovered a strong vibrating sensation inside my hands while unloading my M-16 assault rifle on a band of Iraqi guerrilla fighters. That's not to say that martial skill is very similar to magic. The movies where Rambo single handedly takes out an entire enemy army or Conan chops giants apart are extreme exaggerations. Martial skill is practiced for improved combat ability, the application of violence, in combat, and cannot be projected outside the body without the aid of a ranged weapon. Martial skill is simply an alternative source from where a warrior can draw power, as you can see from the soldiers who can demolish an entire bunker with just one rocket. I don't think Martial should be a power source. Martial training is simply a weapon, and is not the application in itself. Calling a power source "martial" is akin to saying that Mialee the Wizard uses the "sparkly" power source. Weapons don't move by themselves. We have to move them with our bodies. In 3.5e, the armed Rogue was closer to a Martial-user than the fighter, and the development team should look back at that when doing the fighter for 4e. I understand that D&D is a fantasy game and needs not be an accurate depiction of what RL fighters do, but my fantasy fighter is the skinny guy in robes with a low strength score because he doesn't need muscles to stick a knife in someone's back. Bottom line, fighters cannot be classified as benefiting from one single power source. |
| #2sallaFeb 28, 2009 12:28:17 | Well played. |
| #3BolongoFeb 28, 2009 12:33:32 | Awesome and made of win. :D |
| #4klaustheprinceFeb 28, 2009 12:34:12 | Uh, are this threads made up with a program? Because, seriously, the tell the same things with different words. |
| #5the_fanFeb 28, 2009 12:40:57 | I believe it's called a snowclone. Seen the same thing done with a particularly ludicrous katana argument. |
| #6BolongoFeb 28, 2009 12:41:41 | Uh, are this threads made up with a program? Because, seriously, the tell the same things with different words. That's the joke. Or sarcasm, as the case may be. ;) |
| #7LFKFeb 28, 2009 15:15:26 | ...but that was an attitude that I couldn't uphold when I had discovered a strong vibrating sensation inside my hands while unloading my M-16 assault rifle on a band of Iraqi guerrilla fighters. Win. |
| #8doctorhookFeb 28, 2009 16:23:00 | The real win is in how close this mirrors that which it is mocking. Also, the Iraqi guerrilla line rocked. ![]() |
| #9KaldricFeb 28, 2009 16:29:41 | What's nice is that this parody/snowclone whatever, is actually working as intended. Lots of posters on the boards will try this tactic on arguments to which it really isn't suited, twisting the original argument in the process, rather than actually cloning it. |
| #10apollyonschosenFeb 28, 2009 16:30:03 | Fascinating. |
| #11apollyonschosenFeb 28, 2009 16:34:41 | I had discovered a strong vibrating sensation inside my hands while unloading my M-16 assault rifle on a band of Iraqi guerrilla fighters. Violence is never the answer. ![]() |
| #12space_dragonFeb 28, 2009 17:05:00 | Violence is never the answer. I'm afraid you may be on the wrong website. |
| #13MoleculeFeb 28, 2009 17:12:48 | I see what you did there. |
| #14KaldricFeb 28, 2009 17:24:07 | Violence can't solve every problem. Occasionally, you have to resort to fraud and deception. |
| #15klaustheprinceFeb 28, 2009 17:41:38 | Violence can't solve every problem. Or explosives. |
| #16KaldricFeb 28, 2009 17:53:31 | Explosives are a subset of violence. An Awesome subset. |
| #17klaustheprinceFeb 28, 2009 18:41:08 | Explosives are a subset of violence. Nope. It's not violence when you don't look them in the face and they can't hit you back. |
| #18tylara67Feb 28, 2009 18:44:29 | Nope. It's not violence when you don't look them in the face and they can't hit you back. Explosives can meet those requirements. It's just harder, making it all the more awesome when someone does it. |
| #19KaldricFeb 28, 2009 18:46:12 | Sure it is! 1. swift and intense force: the violence of a storm. 2. rough or injurious physical force, action, or treatment: to die by violence. 3. an unjust or unwarranted exertion of force or power, as against rights or laws: to take over a government by violence. 4. a violent act or proceeding. 5. rough or immoderate vehemence, as of feeling or language: the violence of his hatred. 6. damage through distortion or unwarranted alteration: to do editorial violence to a text. ----------------------- Violence has something for everyone! |
| #20apollyonschosenFeb 28, 2009 19:10:04 | Magical Violence, however, is sometimes the answer. |
| #21glimeral_dupFeb 28, 2009 19:22:34 | .... Or explosives. You can never have too many explosives. Famous last words of the hero with a backpack full of Alchemists Fire. |
| #22DragoncatFeb 28, 2009 23:51:00 | Or Magical Explosives. Because sometimes, you just have to prepare the Explosive Runes that morning. |
| #23sfdragonMar 01, 2009 0:54:17 | this thread made me barf up beer in your general direction |
| #24the_fanMar 01, 2009 5:46:00 | Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. The answer is yes. |
| #25danmakoMar 01, 2009 6:54:21 | This post is all kinds of cool covered in awesome sauce......i am so seriously sick of RL "experts"......well played sir |
| #26KaldricMar 01, 2009 7:14:49 | Violence is the last resort of fools. For the intelligent, it's the second resort, right after asking nicely. |
| #27ryukatanaMar 03, 2009 14:06:22 | "This thread is not ingenious or funny. Plenty of people mentioned that other power sources could easily be targeted with a similar thread, and anyone could take a template of someone's writing and change the words. Not to mention that the poster of the other thread, while misguided in his intentions, does not deserve to be mocked for his beliefs." "He was not abrasive or demanding in his post, nor was he derogatory. He merely wished to state his knowledge of a subject, one which has received heated debate on its relation to its real life counterpart." |
| #28smacintushMar 09, 2009 3:30:33 | "Not to mention that the poster of the other thread, while misguided in his intentions, does not deserve to be mocked for his beliefs." I'm sorry, I know this isn't a popular idea, but sometimes, beliefs deserve to be mocked. |
| #29JohnLynchMar 09, 2009 3:32:36 | I'm sorry, I know this isn't a popular idea, but sometimes, beliefs deserve to be mocked. Nonsense. Everything is equally valid. Even science fiction stories loosely converted into a belief system :P |
| #30joni-sanMar 09, 2009 7:17:17 | Supreme roolah! -Joni |
| #31TheLoneClericMar 09, 2009 7:45:32 | As a rule I think this thread and any like it should be locked for beign slightly trollish, reguardless of how funny the parody of the original post it is. It's just continuing the cycle. |
| #32izmir_stingerMar 11, 2009 0:12:26 | the poster of the other thread, while misguided in his intentions, does not deserve to be mocked for his beliefs. If people don't like it when I laugh at their beliefs, they should stop believing silly things. |