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#1 asmodeuslore Jul 21, 2009 15:37:43	Attention DDI Insider Subscribers! I have kidnapped your precious MudBunny, and placed him under the watchful gaze of one of my most trusted minions. With MB out of the way, I am assuming complete control of the DDI forums. Bwahahahahaa-hack-cough-wheeze. Edit: Mudbunny, the SVLC of the DDI forums, has requested that this thread stay in the DDI General forum.
#2 serphet Jul 21, 2009 15:44:31	FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3 ranadiel Jul 21, 2009 15:44:59	Never fear, I will build a replacement robo-mudbunny. And he will be faster, stronger, smarter, and totally loyal to me! And this shall usher in a new era of greatness for the forums!:D
#4 cart_sprinter Jul 21, 2009 15:46:04	Hmmm mudbunny must be a were-wabbit cause this is what he looks like in hybrid form: *hacks robo-mudbunny to tickle creator*
#5 asmodeuslore Jul 21, 2009 15:47:04	Now, some of you are probably asking "Asmo, what does this hostile takeover mean to me?" Good question. Let me assure you that I am a fair(yet firm) tyrant. All who swear fealty to me will be guaranteed no less than 3 centuries of pain and suffering in one of the Nine Hells of their choice. After their tormented soul is finally set free, you will be reborn as an Imp, or other low-challenge rating devil, and set upon the mortal world to do my bidding. You also get a great dental plan with 9 Hells Industries.
#6 serphet Jul 21, 2009 15:50:10	since Asmodeus is a god now.. does that mean the 9th layer is vacant more? I mean.. godly business and all that... I'll take the 9th, and um... can i have my rabbit back?
#7 celloshane Jul 21, 2009 15:56:01	Now, some of you are probably asking "Asmo, what does this hostile takeover mean to me?" Good question. Let me assure you that I am a fair(yet firm) tyrant. All who swear fealty to me will be guaranteed no less than 3 centuries of pain and suffering in one of the Nine Hells of their choice. After their tormented soul is finally set free, you will be reborn as an Imp, or other low-challenge rating devil, and set upon the mortal world to do my bidding. You also get a great dental plan with 9 Hells Industries. Where do I sign? (Do you know how hard it is to get a good dental plan these days?)
#8 asmodeuslore Jul 21, 2009 15:58:59	*produces a faustian contract* Initial here, here, here, here, here, and sign here. Please sign using blood. And as a limited time only, the next 5 people to sign up as official Minions will get this t-shirt absolutely free! (just pay shipping and handling, and your immortal soul)
#9 CoarseDragon Jul 21, 2009 16:00:46	Now, some of you are probably asking "Asmo, what does this hostile takeover mean to me?" Good question. Let me assure you that I am a fair(yet firm) tyrant. All who swear fealty to me will be guaranteed no less than 3 centuries of pain and suffering in one of the Nine Hells of their choice. After their tormented soul is finally set free, you will be reborn as an Imp, or other low-challenge rating devil, and set upon the mortal world to do my bidding. You also get a great dental plan with 9 Hells Industries. Oohh, can I be imprisoned in the Candy Land layer of Hell?
#10 asmodeuslore Jul 21, 2009 16:02:35	Absolutely. Remember, Gluttony is one of the best sins out there.
#11 ranadiel Jul 21, 2009 16:03:41	We don't have to listen to Asmodeuslore anymore! We have a new protector who will defend us from his tyranny! We shall not surrender! We shall fight him in the Elemental Chaos! We shall fight him in the Starbucks! We will fight him accross the Astral Sea! We will never surrender! We will not permit his tyranny to continue any further! Robomudbunny V 1.0 will guide us to victory, and Asmodeuslore's force shall know terror as they face his insurmountable might!
#12 asmodeuslore Jul 21, 2009 16:08:28	Nuh-uh! I play an artificer. I can take your construct out with a snap of my fingers.
#13 ranadiel Jul 21, 2009 16:16:18	Ha, he is beyond mere artifice. He is constructed using salvaged parts from the most powerful robot to ever walk the Earth. All of his parts have been overclocked to allow for an increase in performance. They were all designed and constructed by the best Japanese minds of the 60s, and they have all been further enhanced through the use of quantuum computing to improve his response time and to make it impossible to hack into. He is unstoppable! Oh and did I mention he is several stories tall?
#14 celloshane Jul 21, 2009 16:21:06	Ha, he is beyond mere artifice. He is constructed using salvaged parts from the most powerful robot to ever walk the Earth. All of his parts have been overclocked to allow for an increase in performance. They were all designed and constructed by the best Japanese minds of the 60s, and they have all been further enhanced through the use of quantuum computing to improve his response time and to make it impossible to hack into. He is unstoppable! Oh and did I mention he is several stories tall? Umm, why is he still plugged in the wall?
#15 asmodeuslore Jul 21, 2009 16:21:14	I summon Cattank to deal with robomudbunny!
#16 ranadiel Jul 21, 2009 16:33:29	Buh-bye cattank.:P
#17 asmodeuslore Jul 21, 2009 16:39:57	Haha! While you were busy with Cattank, my secret spies were infiltrating robomudbunny's server control room and erasing his hard drive. They almost got caught in the process, but as you can see, they are experts at deception and guile.
#18 dalzig Jul 21, 2009 17:20:00	Stop this! Stop this right now! This has just become too silly. This thread is a wellspring of silliness and must be stopped. Now, on the count of 3, the forum moderator will lock this thread! One! Two! Three! Edit: Well... that didn't work. Do continue.
#19 Dane_McArdy Jul 21, 2009 20:57:12	Surrender the forums to me, or there will be more!
#20 mudbunny Jul 21, 2009 21:01:06	Note to ORCS reading this thread: I approve of this thread. Note to users of the thread: Please stay well this side of the CoC concerning any images you post.
#21 asmodeuslore Jul 21, 2009 21:44:53	Oh! Hey, MB. Uh... I didn't see you there... Yea, everything's cool here. We're just, you know, hanging out. Not planning a hostile takeover or anything. Yep. Everythings kosher. :D