Who would you want to be your DM - Alive or Dead?

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#1

cjblaney0

Aug 20, 2015 10:32:54

Hey all,

We had a quick chat the other day during one of my sessions, over who would you want to be your Dungeon Master if it could be anyone that's ever lived or is currently living.    Interested to see who people here would choose?

 

I would say mine would be...Quenten Tarantino.  I feel like his screenplays/movies have amazing dialogue, interesting three-dimensional characters, great bloody fight scenes, he's also an actor so he could act out the characters he's RPing well.

 

Thanks in advance for all responses, looking forward to seeing people's choices!

 

-CB

 

Quick note - this may belong in an off-topic forum somewhere, but I supposed the same could be said for the riddle 101 thread started, and I ended up putting that to good use in one of my sessions, maybe the same could be the case for this thread.

#2

AaronOfBarbaria

Aug 20, 2015 10:41:01

Robin Williams.

#3

Nevvur

Aug 20, 2015 12:06:34

It's not enough for me that the person is creative, he ought to know the game as well. With that in mind, I would pick Steven Erikson. He wrote my favorite fantasy series, Malazan Book of the Fallen, which was inspired by some RPGs he and his friends played. I forget which system, but he at least knows how to run RPGs.

 

 

#4

Beguileuse

Aug 20, 2015 13:35:15

I would choose JRR Tolkien, because I feel that most DMs don't describe the scenery well enough.  What kind of grass are we standing on? Et c.

But more seriously, if I could travel back in time and play D&D with him to get a better female character in any of his books, I'd be all over that.

#5

Imaculata

Aug 20, 2015 14:31:28

AaronOfBarbaria wrote:
#6

MechaPilot

Aug 20, 2015 14:35:02

cjblaney0 wrote:
#7

Direach

Aug 20, 2015 14:42:24

It's a pretty vanilla choice, but I'd say either Gary Gygax or Dave Arneson. I'd especially like it if they were running Fifth Edition, just to see what they thought of how the game had evolved over the years.

#8

Geoarrge

Aug 20, 2015 16:15:22

John Madden?

 

#9

Rhone1

Aug 20, 2015 16:49:12

Keith Baker!

#10

DM_Craig

Aug 20, 2015 17:29:17

Shakespeare. Or Wallowitz from Big Bang (fictional, I know, but still...)

#11

Alduran

Aug 20, 2015 18:20:04

Morgan Freeman - just for the voiceovers/narration

#12

JohnnyBlaise

Aug 20, 2015 18:25:38

Joss Whedon

#13

Gwaithador

Aug 20, 2015 20:45:36

George Martin.

 

And I'd like to play with Vin Diesel as part of the group. Martin would have fun with me in his group.  I've no problem dying a dramatic death brought about by my own tragic flaws, which are also my characters strength, all Ned Stark like.

#14

Imaculata

Aug 21, 2015 1:13:14

Alduran wrote:
#15

strider13x

Aug 21, 2015 3:51:34
Samuel Clemmons or Stephen Colbert.
#16

sleypy

Aug 21, 2015 6:10:49

Samuel L Jackson or Laurence Fishburne

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cjblaney0

DemoMonkey wrote:
#43

Elfcrusher

Aug 26, 2015 18:36:56

JRR Tolkien

 

He might be a sucky DM, but at least I could ask him about the Glorfindel paradox, whether Balrogs have wings, how hard it is for the spirits of Men to linger as ghosts, what really happened to the other two Istari, and a thousand other pressing questions.

 

Then again, he might be an awesome DM.

 

I'd invite Bawylie, Ironblue (whatever happened to him?), Mistwell, and Imaculata to the game.

#44

Imaculata

Aug 27, 2015 0:30:09

Haha, thanks!

#45

masterfat78

Aug 28, 2015 10:52:46

In all honesty, a clone of myself.

#46

Nevvur

Aug 28, 2015 11:59:38

What's the Glorfindel paradox?

#47

MechaPilot

Aug 28, 2015 13:32:05

Nevvur wrote:
#48

Orethalion

Aug 28, 2015 15:57:44

bawylie wrote:
#49

Imaculata

Aug 29, 2015 0:21:14

Or Bane!

 

"I want to hide in shadows"

"-Ah, you think darkness is your ally!"

#50

Orethalion

Aug 29, 2015 7:02:14

Imaculata wrote:
#51

Elfcrusher

Aug 30, 2015 18:48:14

Nevvur wrote:
#52

Orethalion

Aug 30, 2015 21:32:00

Elfcrusher wrote:
#53

Ralif_Redhammer

Aug 31, 2015 11:56:44

My recollection was that Glorfindel was specifically sent back to Middle-earth by the Valar, from the Houses of the Dead.

 

Alas, poor Glorfindel, who was never featured in any of the adaptations.

 

Elfcrusher wrote:
#54

Elfcrusher

Aug 31, 2015 14:36:28

Ralif_Redhammer wrote:
#55

Beguileuse

Sep 01, 2015 19:11:14

It's sort of a requirement in any culture that prefers to refer to individuals by a single name to avoid overusing that name, simply to avoid confusion.  That's why cultures with large populations invented the ideas of clan names and surnames.  Since elves, at least in Tolkien's writing, have fairly small populations, they could easily get away with mostly unique, single names.  Modern day Mongolia, which has a population less than many US states, still tends to only use single names for people, which are unlikely to be repeated much in any given area.

 

Would it be crazy to imagine how much fun it would be to have Genghis Khan (Who's actual mononym was Temujin) as a player at the table?

#56

Elfcrusher

Sep 01, 2015 20:10:11

Beguileuse wrote:
#57

edwin_su

Sep 02, 2015 7:08:33

Chris perkins Looks like a fun DM for shorter campaigns as far as i can tell from the Acquisitions incorperated games, but might be a bit to silly for me for a long term campaign.

 

I also like the styles of Steven Lumpkin and Adam Koebel who do a lot of the game martering on the Itmejo youtube/twitch channels.

#58

BRJN

Sep 02, 2015 19:09:39

Beguileuse wrote: