Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 naturax May 25, 2009 12:30:49	The bard I am playing is about to walk up and deliver a joke as part of the casting of Hideous Laughter. The target is a complete stranger, so I don't have any shared context to use for the joke. Are there any good generic one-liners that I could use that wouldn't feel out of place in Eberron? Thanks!
#2 Gilo May 25, 2009 13:17:50	Something like: Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head. Why do Orcs have big nostrils? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!! A Changeling working for house Orien committed Male fraud. Why did the Undying Court fought the Dragons? they had low elf esteem.
#3 naturax May 25, 2009 13:22:18	Something like: Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head. Why do Orcs have big nostrils? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!! A Changeling working for house Orien committed Male fraud. Why did the Undying Court fought the Dragons? they had low elf esteem. That's the spirit! Can you think of anything about halfings? The target is a halfling.
#4 skeeter_dan May 25, 2009 13:36:05	How did the halfling kill the dragon? He got stuck in his throat. ...that's all I've got...
#5 Talae May 25, 2009 14:57:41	Most jokes go right over Halflings heads... Must be this tall to engage in combat.
#6 naturax May 25, 2009 15:30:13	Most jokes go right over Halflings heads... I really like that one. "Hey there! I'd tell you a joke, but it'd go right over your head!"