I suggest if you still have your original posters, you save them now onto your computer.
Eh. I'll see what I can do tomorrow.
Stay tuned for partial excitement!
Sorry, couldn't resist.
...
PRESSURE!
Pressing down on you, no man ask for
Under pressure, that burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
You should have put a picture of Marlon Brando for the Gnomes one.
Dangerous Liasons works for me. After all, the point is that they're more sinister than they appear to be. ;)
Great work, Charles.
come to think of it, I can't place any of them. except for the Flash Gordon thing. And I think the hippie is just a hippie.
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come to think of it, I can't place any of them. except for the Flash Gordon thing. And I think the hippie is just a hippie.
See it!!! It's soooooo good. And would make great intrigue Eberron fodder if you ask me.
Though I'll happily let you use my account if you wish.
I hope that you enjoy my attempt at wit.
With all due respect, to the count, here's some to tide people over while he redoes his.
I think I'll have to put
"Phiarlan: The reason you're afraid of clowns" at the top of my list.
Same here
And very nice work how do you do it!?!?!?!?!?!
Same here
And very nice work how do you do it!?!?!?!?!?!
The Motivator (a Schwarzenegger movie title if there ever was one).
Glad you folks like them so far!
I liked House Cannith and Cannith's best.
You didn't break under the PRESSURE Count, nice work.
who thinks he can pressure me!Name a topic for a poster.
These are wonderful! Are you going to do any more?
Erm... sure, if you want!
It'd be a more fun thread, I think, if people did requests.
Name a topic for a poster.
An excellent idea! Request away!
And this one is for Hellcow, from the Psionic Motivators thread AKA best thread evar.
Hmm...okay, so it took less time than I thought to come up with something new and witty.
This is made of win!
I also love any reference to Styxx songs.
The Kaius killing picture is just one of my favorites too.
Repost from the Psionics Motivators thread.
Repost from the Psionics Motivators thread.
Dig it.
If you don't get it... too bad.
Such win never have I seen in all of my days!
What do you mean "such win"? Please explain.
What do you mean "such win"? Please explain.
Erm... win of this caliber. Win of this magnitude is hard to come by.
It's really, really, good.
What? To soon?
That's horribly evil.
What? To soon?
BTW, am I the only one who sees a happy Clown face in the ash cloud?
And I must admit, I'm terribly guilty of Charles's Shifter Poster.
BTW, am I the only one who sees a happy Clown face in the ash cloud?
Nope. Good catch. Glad you like it :D
BTW, am I the only one who sees a happy Clown face in the ash cloud?
No i saw that two and i also saw 2 more faces...
Possession is Nine Tenths of the law. Lawl!
That's right, my bovine brother. I'm calling you out!
I wonder if The Mighty Hellcow has any of his own?
I'm afraid not. Maybe after I'm done with my novel.
Props on Riedra. ;)
AHA I KNEW IT!
Heres Mine Hope you thought it was "different".Feedback Comments Ratings are all welcome!
EDIT:How do I do like Charles has done in the above post?
In b4 Ackbar.
In b4 Ackbar.
Why'd you bring Admiral Ackbar into this....?!?!?!?!?!?
Why'd you bring Admiral Ackbar into this....?!?!?!?!?!?
Think of his most famous line for a second.
Why'd you bring Admiral Ackbar into this....?!?!?!?!?!?
Guy, don't make us revoke your punctuation privileges.
http://bighugelabs.com/photos/f6dbe4ad6b301a819bf00680c22cbea0/motivator4442307
Heres Mine Hope you thought it was "different".Feedback Comments Ratings are all welcome!
EDIT:How do I do like Charles has done in the above post?
The first thing you need to do is save the picture and upload it somewhere else. The creator site deletes them after a while, so after a bit your link won't work.
I've uploaded your image to my site, at http://www.ultimainfo.net/Misc/motivator4442307.jpg so it doesn't go away.
When you reply use the Insert Image function in the reply options above the text box. It's the yellow one which looks like a postcard of mountains with a stamp in the top right corner. That gives you a box which you put the URL of the image into.
Alternately, using square brackets instead of round ones, just type (IMG)http://www.imageurl.com/imagename.jpg(/IMG)
And this should be the result:
How do I make it high-def?
If the picture you used was a small one, it was most likely stretched out and pixellated in the process of being fitted to the frame. If you find a bigger picture, it should fix the problem.
It's funny because it's true.
Here's one of Erandis.
Was it every answered exactly how old she was when she got liched?
I dont think so.
I couldnt find any pics on the web really.
The Karrn one is pure win.
Bravo!
Where did you get the Valenar picture.
Players Guide to Eberron, one of the best Eberron accessories out there. If you don't have it, I would suggest checking it out.
The Karrn one is pure win.
Bravo!
*bows*
Was it every answered exactly how old she was when she got liched?
I don't think so. The miniature of her certainly makes her look older, but personally I like young Erandis both on the basis that the purge of the line started before she could grow into her full powers, and also because it lets her and Jaela have a vicious catfight sometime.
... and also because it lets her and Jaela have a vicious catfight sometime.
Oh, now you've gone and done it. You KNOW someone's gonna do a poster for this scene soon.
:D
I name him Mei Ow of the Seven Deadly Paws.
And nice Bone Fort bit.
Here's an awwwww for Shifter Monk!
I name him Mei Ow of the Seven Deadly Paws.
And nice Bone Fort bit.
Glad you like him. LOLCats are becoming a hobby of mine.
Where's that Dragon Below picture from, Charles?
http://www.nightserpent.com/lovecraft.html
PULP
These are all great. I'll have to try my hand at them sometime.
(I loved the Karrnath one you just put up, BTW)
And You, good Count, have inspired me to actually try this out myself.
(I loved the Karrnath one you just put up, BTW)
Nice!
The win is strong with this one.
I declair this the the best one ever. You may have a
smiley if you sig that.
Here are three more. BTW, how do you do the spoiler things?
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(SBLOCK)WORDS!(/SBLOCK)
Show
WORDS!
Here are three more. BTW, how do you do the spoiler things?
The same way you put quotes around things.
With [] instead of (), it looks like this: (sblock)your stuff goes here(/sblock)
It's all described here.
House Tharashk
This one made me
. Good show.
Cardinal Crozen
Didn't it say it was from the dead soliders of Karnnath they re-buillt the fort from?
Yes, but showing pictures has more of an impact than just talking about it.
Try these two.Artifice
Minor point but whats a Karrnathi Paladin doing here?
After all thats no thrane!
Actually, Batman's Brelish. He gets his Paladinhood through being more awesome than anyone but
;)
Such win never have I seen in all of my days!
Nightcrawler
I don't think so. The miniature of her certainly makes her look older, but personally I like young Erandis both on the basis that the purge of the line started before she could grow into her full powers, and also because it lets her and Jaela have a vicious catfight sometime.
This is more or less the reason I asked :D .
Of course, I've had the image of a tea party in my head...
Actually, Batman's Brelish. He gets his Paladinhood through being more awesome than anyone butChuck NorrisKing Boranel.
;)
Grim, check
unrelenting attitude, check
has an undead style motif, check
The only thing brelish about him is the fact one of his sidekicks goes around in a bright red, green and yellow outfit, the fact he's gone through three kids wearing that gear says quite a bit!
And he's a karrn, its the only place outside of sharn that has the right vibe and Sharn however isn't big enough for someone who works all night and sleeps all day...
(Not to say some of the caption ones aren't hilarious, mind.)
Geth from The Dragon Below would also work.
Does anyone have a picture of Daine (and only Daine) from the Dreaming Dark series?
Geth from The Dragon Below would also work.
I don't think there is such a picture out there, but you could edit one of the three pictures here.
And he's a karrn, its the only place outside of sharn that has the right vibe and Sharn however isn't big enough for someone who works all night and sleeps all day...
Sharn is the New York City of Eberron. It's our Waterdeep. If Batman was to be anywhere, it would be there because it's probably also got an Aassimar from a world destroyed by the Xoriat in a Cape of Flying.
This one is courtesy of CaratGraff:
This is the third time in ten minutes that I've pointed out one of your spelling mistakes, Ogi. I'm on a roll.
This one is courtesy of CaratGraff:
I hereby declare this one possesseth much win. :D
A more serious one than any of the other ones I've produced.
Yeah, seriously, it's weird but everyone gets so excited making motivational posters they forget to check spelling. I had to take down and remake my posters of the Aurum and a half dozen others to change spelling or grammar.
Here's one of Erandis.
I just think she's adorably evil.
That's Nikalous from the Anita Blake comic. My girlfriend has me buy it for her everytime I go to the comic shop on Wedsday.
I just think she's adorably evil.
Every Week? I thought that comic was only in three parts.
And yes, it's a good picture.
Bonus Points for catching the Bender reference…
Bonus Points for catching the Bender reference…
...dammit, Shady, now I have to make a WF who wears a tophat.
...and another who wears a bowler.
Actually, we are.
Don't make me try to decide betwixt the two, Puppy-wizard.
Bonus Points for catching the Bender reference…
This was the one poster in this thread that actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you. You made my morning.
Triforce!
Being two different critters fused together is his shtick. He's the Chimerical Wolf after all.
[Princess Bride]I...don't think that means what you think it means.[/PB]
Chimerical
...not as you are at fault for not receiving my telepathic communications about which definition my name means...
Chimerical is a word I'm on the up and up upon, but rephrasing Lycan's statement like that was a gag I couldn't resist.
I see your dictionary reference and raise you a cute and spunky lexicographer.
Chimerical is a word I'm on the up and up upon, but rephrasing Lycan's statement like that was a gag I couldn't resist.
Hmm. 'Gag' is right. :P
Of course, I could be wrong.
Of course, I could be wrong.
... uh ... did you get the right pic? That's not a robot, that's a person.
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/sx_gallery/98368.jpg
Female Personality Warforged: Not entirely what Keith had in mind.[/IMG]
Of course, I could be wrong.
Ah, GitS. What a wonderful manga and anime. I've wanted to run a GitS-themed game for a very long time. When Eberron came out, it was obviously the right setting for it.
In my opinion, Motoko is an elan. She's an XPH elan -- not the illogical Quori-prison "all psionics must be Quori related" elans. She's a multiclass psion (telepath)/rogue with Urban Tracking, Investigate, and Research.
Other full-body-prosthetic people would be elan as well, unless they were particularly inhuman characters. Then they would be warforged. People with only some prosthetics (like the sniper guy with the eye) would simply have grafts - warforged grafts or otherwise.
Fuchikoma/Tachikoma are phase spiders. They're wearing barding and a special saddle that allows a rider to phase with them. They're either a web-spinning variant wearing boots of skating, or standard phase spiders with items of entangling ectoplasm.
Cyberbrains (psibranes) are small psionic devices that give you a tiny power point reserve and a single power to use it on (Hidden Talent in a can). Mindlink and call to mind are the most common variety. Cursed psibranes aren't common, and impose a -2 penalty to saves against telepathy powers.
To enable the class struggle central to most cyberpunk stories, the game takes place a few years past the standard campaign starting year. A new kind of living construct has been created- the workforged. Basically warforged, minus the composite plating, plus a +2 to one craft or profession skill of their choice and built-in tools for that skill. Somehow this technically doesn't break the treaty of Thronehold, but it does make foreign relations very tense.
Everything else translates pretty obviously, I think.
The campaign would feature all the players as members of the Dark Lantern's Section 9 (not necessarily as Motoko and crew). They wouldn't take treasure from dead monsters, but would get the standard amount of treasure through their regular pay plus bonuses for a job well done (minimal casualties/collateral damage, etc). If the heroes find any powerful magic equipment for their Cannith allies to reverse engineer, copies of those items are bound to turn up in Section 9's own armory before the next big emergency.
Warning: Spoilers
Fuchikoma/Tachikoma are phase spiders. They're wearing barding and a special saddle that allows a rider to phase with them. They're either a web-spinning variant wearing boots of skating, or standard phase spiders with items of entangling ectoplasm.
The only thing cooler than a mount that can walk up walls is a mount that can walk through walls.
/highly amused
The only thing cooler than a mount that can walk up walls is a mount that can walk through walls.
Yesh! Even if my GitS game never happens, just once I want to have a character with a phase spider mount/cohort.
.....or you could just go d20 Modern, using the Cyberpunk book. 'Course, i don't know if it's any good.
Bah. That's the easy way out! ;)
Seriously though, half the beauty of D&D is that you can bring in any cultural reference you want and still have it work in some way. And not only will it work somehow, but it will also be able to fight dragons and kill gods! D&D is, in many ways, The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny in tabletop form. This should be self-evident just flicking through the Monster Manual. We've got Godzilla, mini-C'thulus, centaurs, pod people, zombies, fairies, Lion-o, and derro - just to name a few.
It's not that I want to recreate Ghost In The Shell - it's that I want to see Section 9 vs Godzilla while on the run from pod people and attempting to recover the Maltese falcon from zombie Nazis in shining armor.
Breland's Dark Lantern team including a man and woman that are almost entirely Warforged Grafts, a cocky sniper, a former City Guardsman, and a bunch of Construct Octopus that were bought on discount from House Cannith.
Especially if you're players get the reference.
here's my try :
Especially if you're players get the reference.
And for those of us who don't?
The Magnificent Seven was a great movie for everyone who hadn't seen the Seven Samurai.
*Woodland Critter Christmas*
Blood orgy!
Plus, you steal from the best.
The Magnificent Seven was a great movie for everyone who hadn't seen the Seven Samurai.
That's a good point. As Lycanthromancer said a little earlier, imitation is often considered the sincerest form of flattery.
It's from Ghost in the Shell, an anime about a future where people have incredibly large amounts of technology incorporated into their beings, effectively being more machine than person although not generally looking it.
Ah. That would explain it ... never heard of it.
So I thought I'd have a go...
Ah, GitS. What a wonderful manga and anime. I've wanted to run a GitS-themed game for a very long time. When Eberron came out, it was obviously the right setting for it.
I find that Eberron is the right setting for a lot of things. I was recently thinking about how close Halo could fit into the setting.
Eberron does a weird Fantasy-Steampunk variant of Noir, Detective Stories, Pulp, War Stories, Spy Fiction, Action Movies, Westerns, and Sci-Fi very well.
This thread is so funny...
here's my try
And a wonderful try it was. :D
Nope that equals my dinner tonight!
This was the one poster in this thread that actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you. You made my morning.
This one finally got me too (though there were many other good ones before it). Thank you all for the laughs!
Show
Picture: Artificer from ECS
Caption: Metamagic Spell Trigger. "This... is my BOOMSTICK!"
Picture: Dwarf with Gun from DMG (can't find it in the gallery)
Caption: Guns in Eberron. Don't think you never thunk about it.
Caption: Metamagic Spell Trigger. "This... is my BOOMSTICK!"
Picture: Dwarf with Gun from DMG (can't find it in the gallery)
Caption: Guns in Eberron. Don't think you never thunk about it.
... uh ... did you get the right pic? That's not a robot, that's a person.
actually, it is. just has the outward appearance of a human.
great series
Also, the Action Point one has been saved. I'm considering making it my wallpaper.
Aw shucks thanks, and here I was worried that one was going to fall flat.
Pun actually wasn't intended.
This thread is the best I've seen in a long time :D
So I thought I'd have a go...
Superb!!!
Full Metal Alchemist...
I recently watched the series, and I was telling my friend the whole time that Al is a warforged. Although I say Ed is a Half-Iron Golem.
I can't figure out how to make the picture show, but that's the link.
If you quote someone else's post, a post with a picture on it, you can get a good look at the code.
And this works for all sorts of code. If you want to use it, hit quote, and you can see it!
For Kinger
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Here's some Dreaming Dark Trilogy by Keith Baker Posters.
Nice. ;)
Did you consciously realize that you were turning him into the biggest kicked puppy in Fantasy Fiction or was did it just turn out that way?
Did you consciously realize that you were turning him into the biggest kicked puppy in Fantasy Fiction or was did it just turn out that way?
At least he stops getting disarmed in every fight after the first book. ;)
well, i'm not first for the LOBster thing, but I did think of it before the other one was posted. So here's mine.
For Kinger[img]
My favorite is Daines.
Did you consciously realize that you were turning him into the biggest kicked puppy in Fantasy Fiction or was did it just turn out that way?
Are we forgetting our scimitar wielding drow friend?
At least he stops getting disarmed in every fight after the first book.
Yeah, I was beginning to wonder if the mourning changed his hands into slabs of butter... ;)
Drizzt, for all of the prejudice problems, has got nothing on Daine for bad experiences.
I'm not trying to step on you or anything, but have you read the Dark Elf Trilogy? They are, at least, even.
I'm not trying to step on you or anything, but have you read the Dark Elf Trilogy? They are, at least, even.
Let me compare...
* Drizzt Do'Urden raised in Hellish environment
* Father killed
* Exiled from race
* A man that lives with no one that loves him because of the color of his skin.
vs.
Daine
* Exorciate from his house because he believed in Cyre (Why would he? That's the question.)
* Cyre is totally blown away by the Mourning.
* Loses his best friend.
* Girlfriend dumps him because she's a robot.
* Becomes possessed by Quori.
* Becomes possessed by Ghost of his old friend.
* Becomes an Abberant Dragonmark.
* Gets abandoned by his friends.
* Exorciate from his house because he believed in Cyre (Why would he? That's the question.)
* Cyre is totally blown away by the Mourning.
* Loses his best friend.
* Girlfriend dumps him because she's a robot.
* Becomes possessed by Quori.
* Becomes possessed by Ghost of his old friend.
* Becomes an Abberant Dragonmark.
* Gets abandoned by his friends.
I know that he probably did something pretty damn bad while he was a member of the house (which probably caused him to leave) but from the looks of it I'd say that booth Drizzt and Daine are equal in the realm of getting kicked out of their homeland (for Drizzt it was actually more of getting kicked out, Daine's was more like one bad accident) and winding up in a bad place having to eark out a life as an adventurer. (Drizzt get's Icewindale, Daine gets Sharn).
Let me compare...
* Drizzt Do'Urden raised in Hellish environment
* Father killed
* Exiled from race
* A man that lives with no one that loves him because of the color of his skin.
vs.Daine
* Exorciate from his house because he believed in Cyre (Why would he? That's the question.)
* Cyre is totally blown away by the Mourning.
* Loses his best friend.
* Girlfriend dumps him because she's a robot.
* Becomes possessed by Quori.
* Becomes possessed by Ghost of his old friend.
* Becomes an Abberant Dragonmark.
* Gets abandoned by his friends.
Missing a few things but I'd still say they're even in regards of getting kicked around.
Not even close as far as I'm concerned. Then again; I'm balancing the fact that Drizzt has a happy, joyful, and otherwise content life that's surrounded by friends most of the time.
You win this thread for the Pants and Wizards bit, Nived.
However, this is not what this thread is about. Perhaps we could create a new thread: "'Sucks to be you' Drizzt or Daine: Who has bigger Myspace blogs?"
Now, here's my newest contribution on the Lords of Dust. I don't think it's funny, but it's true, and I also don't see the bulk of you guys contributing either.
Gentlemen please, let us not forget why we're here.
Its funny because its true
This one wins! I love it!
Aparently i'm in the minority that actually likes rakshasas as primary antagonists.
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Please tell me where you got this picture.
Pwease? You wouldn't want to upset the widdle kitty cat, now would you?
Please tell me where you got this picture.
Deviant Art is you friend, widdle kitty
Bravo. Bravo I say.
Did it for you.
That is cool, thank you. Although I think the picture is inappropriate.
For that picture, it should be "Cat Demons. Not even you can hit them if they looked this cute."
Deviant Art is you friend, widdle kitty
What do I search for?
Well, my spellcasters always wear pants...
Funny, mine never do...
Funny, mine never do...
Maybe you always play women and transvestites? ;)
Maybe you always play women and transvestites? ;)
Nope. Just nudists.;)
Also,
I'm pretty sure part of Rich's dislike of psionics is due to Keith getting the winning campaign with Eberron... but that may have just added fuel to the fire.
Probably the latter, as Rich has already dealt with his archnemesis. ;)
I imagine an epic world-shattering battle ensued.
reads like an Eberron Horoscope.
the First is a response to Rechan
I just came out with the 2nd.
Reposted from the Psionic thread:
I imagine an epic world-shattering battle ensued.
Beat you to it. 2nd page, halfway down, in an sblock.
Beat you to it. 2nd page, halfway down, in an sblock.
I was sure that I didn't see it. Those sblocks are like ninjas.
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The Pimp line officially holds the championship of this thread now.
I wonder if The Mighty Hellcow has any of his own?
That's right, my bovine brother. I'm calling you out!
Be warned - I just finished the first draft of my novel, so while I need to do some little things like sleep (just pulled an all-nighter to wrap it up) and figure out how to use photobucket, I may soon take up the challenge!
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z124/Alkthash/motivator3550591.jpg
The Pimp line officially holds the championship of this thread now.
Agreed. but my Rock LOBster was pretty win as well.
by the way, Crake, where did you get those pictures?
Crake, where did you get those pictures?
Seconded. sauce plz on the Pimp.
Seconded. sauce plz on the Pimp.
I saw it on deviantArt, and faved it :P This warforged rocks!
Here's another contibution!
This is where I got the image. Very funny video, the motivator won't make sense unless you watch it.
Be warned - I just finished the first draft of my novel, so while I need to do some little things like sleep (just pulled an all-nighter to wrap it up) and figure out how to use photobucket, I may soon take up the challenge!
You better bring your A-Game, cowboy!;)
Anyways, three more.
A few I came up with:
where'd you get the sharn pic? I mean daag. Deviantart, probably, but linkys?
Seconded.
Evil and pure win.
With apologies to Rich Burlew.
lets show some love for the humans please
Though it's been said before, it's worth mentioning again. In Sharn, this is quite possibly a dude.
Let's face it. In Eberron it's possibly a dude. :p
On the Internet, it's definitely a dude.
Anyways. Here's my contribution:
Sure that's not Robin Williams?
(With all respect to Drizzt.)
Might as well join the fray.
Halfling Barbarians
Love this setting.
I love the fact that they ride dinosaurs. I mean, all this other magic crazy creature crap exists, but people complain when you get a dinosaur (a creature that actually existed) mount instead of a winged horse. Not anymore.
Alright, the Lords of Dust haven't been getting much respect so...
Bonus points for knowing you classic anime...
At last! I'm not the only one who knows who Gigantor is!
Bravo.
Too. Much. Win. To. Bear.
SWEET GENIUS! TAKE THAT THING AWAY!
Seconded', Good gods man!
Don't make me pull out my /b/
...
Don't make me pull out my /b/
Don't you dare! Not on my thread!
Alright, the Lords of Dust haven't been getting much respect so...
Bonus points for knowing you classic anime...
Where is the huge warforged pic from
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff151/shadyspace/WarforgeGiant.jpg
Also for those elder gods out there...
Ok ... maybe I am just showing my age, but I don't get the Xoriat one.
Homsar is a character from http://www.homestarrunner.com/. A hilarious site full of absurd goodness.
Take a look around. Enjoy the sights. Feel the insanity that is Free Country USA.
Mournland
You must be THIS angst-ridden to ride.
You must be THIS angst-ridden to ride.
Where is the huge warforged pic from
It's an unpublished piece by Lee Moyer, who also designed the dragonmarks.
Emo LOBster
That's the most beautiful thing I've seen all week.
The Draconic Prophecy
He comes in the night.
He comes in the night.
And I declare it is full of win.
I don't think this is particularly funny, but you'll at least get a chuckle out of it.
I dunno, Mystique seems to be pretty much exactly what was in mind for Changelings.
Maybe, but that's why I said they could all be wrong.
Robocop and Mystique I know, who's the ugly ... chick? ... in the middle?
Aisha Clanclan of the Ctarl-Ctarl from Outlaw Star. Shes a cat-girl pretty much (and she does change form)
Aisha Clanclan of the Ctarl-Ctarl from Outlaw Star. Shes a cat-girl pretty much (and she does change form)
HEY! Aisha's not ugly!
I'm surprised the old "conflict" didn't up show up yet :P[/SIZE]
Is it just me, or is that ninja a mouse?
Is it just me, or is that ninja a mouse?
Its a monkey
Hah. One time, I was running a halfling barbarian, and we needed to pull the guard away from the door he was guarding; so, I snuck into a nearby bathroom, raged, destroyed the bathroom, attracted the attention of the guard, and then knocked him out. This prompted the party's bard to write a song named, "Rage against the Latrine".
Here's mine.
Here's mine.
I laughed. And then the barbarian ripped my face off.
Hah. One time, I was running a halfling barbarian, and we needed to pull the guard away from the door he was guarding; so, I snuck into a nearby bathroom, raged, destroyed the bathroom, attracted the attention of the guard, and then knocked him out. This prompted the party's bard to write a song named, "Rage against the Latrine".
Here's mine.
I laughed. And then the barbarian ripped my face off.
Hah. One time, I was running a halfling barbarian, and we needed to pull the guard away from the door he was guarding; so, I snuck into a nearby bathroom, raged, destroyed the bathroom, attracted the attention of the guard, and then knocked him out. This prompted the party's bard to write a song named, "Rage against the Latrine".
Here's mine.
That's ***king beautiful.
I laughed. And then the barbarian ripped my face off.
Hah. One time, I was running a halfling barbarian, and we needed to pull the guard away from the door he was guarding; so, I snuck into a nearby bathroom, raged, destroyed the bathroom, attracted the attention of the guard, and then knocked him out. This prompted the party's bard to write a song named, "Rage against the Latrine".
Here's mine.
*halfling awesomeness*
Hilarious!
Gotta few more:
I don't get the Artificer one, but the Warforged Druid was hilarious. :D
I couldn't help myself.
Fixed That For You
Lame joke. In my head it was a lot funnier.
Hmm....I wonder. (grabs players guide to eberron and starts cackling)
Artificer
Fixed That For You
Lame joke. In my head it was a lot funnier.
Many things are funnier there...
:D
I like Airships. But you know, binding a spirit of pure fire into a giant pile of lumber... Well...
*Airship*
Totally awesome.
(NSFW) http://melukilan.deviantart.com/art/Warforged-Commission-2-65547010
TOTALLY NOT what Keith had in mind...
Edit : this pic is viewable only to deviantArt members...
but for those who are not : just think of two females.
I think you may have to have a Dev Art account to see that Label. Besides which, that's all kinds of wrong
Bah! Its not that bad. You shouldn't go blind. (Unless you have overtly sensitve sensitivities)
Female warforged don't have... They shouldn't... I... Yeah. Anyway.
Dragonmark
House membership does not garantee feat.
House membership does not garantee feat.
Wow. Is that the Stormreach cover?
P.S: Yes, Reynolds sits at the right hand of the Great Infernal Bovine in the pantheon of awesome.
I think its Eyes of the Lich Queen.
I think its Eyes of the Lich Queen.
But of course. It had to be the one Eberron product I don't own.
I've just never run it.
...maybe I should?
But of course. It had to be the one Eberron product I don't own.
I got it 25% off a couple of weeks ago. I'm itching to run it.
And one dealing with action points
And one dealing with action points
I must know where the pic that inspired so much Win originates from. :D
I must know where the pic that inspired so much Win originates from. :D
It's originally from the British TV series Red Dwarf. One of the main characters, Arnold Rimmer, is a total and utterly useless failure. In a parallel universe however, he grew up to become Ace Rimmer, totally supercool, able to beat Chuck Norris and Pun-pun simultaneously with both hands tied behind his back fighting skills, always gets the girl, does things like skydive on a pet crocodile. That's Ace on the croc in the picture. It's rather amusing how the two react when Ace shows up to meet Arnold.
I KNEW I'd seen that somewhere! Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast. :D
i miss that show.got it all on dvd though.
WAITING FOR THE *rumored* MOVIE TO BE MADE!!!
but the best quote from the show was from the talking toaster, "...beats me. Want some toast?"
toast
.It has been a very entertaining mod to run through, thus far. I'm running it through RPGA Xen'Drik Expeditions and my players have nothing but good things to say about it.
I think it's my favorite cover art by WR. Curiously, on his website the artwork is labelled "Curse of the Dragon's Eye" which is a more appropriate title for the module. Wonder why they changed it.
In regards to Eyes of the Lich Queen (The Wayne Reynolds Poster):
It has been a very entertaining mod to run through, thus far. I'm running it through RPGA Xen'Drik Expeditions and my players have nothing but good things to say about it.
I think it's my favorite cover art by WR. Curiously, on his website the artwork is labelled "Curse of the Dragon's Eye" which is a more appropriate title for the module. Wonder why they changed it.
I read somewhere that they thought Eyes of the Lich Queen sounded more appropriate and more applicable.
Inspire by Kaizer_Ryu's last post.
My god, my sister did that... A CN Warforge Scout rogue named Grr. It bordered on disastrous, but still hilarious.
Where is Gir?
If there was ever a construct touched by madness, it is Gir.
I think you just made me crap my pants.
...Hold me...
Inspire by Kaizer_Ryu's last post.
I declare this supreme win!Yes, and the Daelkyr is terrifying. I assume it's from Deviantart?
Yes, and the Daelkyr is terrifying. I assume it's from Deviantart?
Affirmative.
EDIT: Heres more!
I like Airships. But you know, binding a spirit of pure fire into a giant pile of lumber... Well...
"Oh! The half-elfanity!"
Affirmative.
EDIT: Heres more!
(insert awesome here)
Nice use of M&M, Mikeloop.
Everyone who posts a motivational poster gets a COOKIE for their sig from me!
Current
count: 4What character is the lich artificer based on?
What movie had Tim Curry in a devil suit?
Legend.
"I vote we run like Hell!"
"I second the motion."
Legend.
"I vote we run like Hell!"
"I second the motion."
Did not realize that that was Tim Curry
I'm going to guess that's Hogwarts?
Re: Morgrave University
I'm going to guess that's Hogwarts?
Yep
Oh haha. That's beautiful.
Can other folks see Demon_Paladin's? All I see is some kind of Bighugelabs thing about not linking images.
I can see it.
Demon_Paladin needs to upload the image to an image hosting site like Flickr or Photobucket.
I'm pretty sure that the reason Revvecor can see it is he/she uploaded the image in the short window between being posted and timing out. His/her computer is uploading the image stored on their computer in place of the Bluehugelabs tab the rest of us see. Something similar happened to me before.
The Bluehugelabs tab shows up when you merely create a poster with the Motivator and then directly link that to here. The image disappears about ten minutes after being created.
Demon_Paladin needs to upload the image to an image hosting site like Flickr or Photobucket.
I'm pretty sure that the reason Revvecor can see it is he/she uploaded the image in the short window between being posted and timing out. His/her computer is uploading the image stored on their computer in place of the Bluehugelabs tab the rest of us see. Something similar happened to me before.
For the record I'm male.
Setting up a Photobucket account just takes a few seconds.
For the record I'm male.
Good to know. I know it's a fair gamble that most posters here are male nerds, but I didn't want to assume. :D
Setting up a Photobucket account just takes a few seconds.
Yeah, it's not too much of an investment on either site. You only have to pay if you want special features. Uploading and storage for use in things like this is free.
HALF-FIEND WARFORGED
They may be illegal by RAW...
But they're not, unless there's an FAQ item I'm not aware of.
The SRD states:
“Half-fiend” is an inherited template that can be added to any living, corporeal creature with an Intelligence score of 4 or more and nongood alignment (referred to hereafter as the base creature).
Warforged are living, corporeal, can't have an Int under 4 if you use point-buy, and have no racial alignment trait, so can be nongood.
Enjoy your demon-robot. :D
Enjoy your demon-golem. :D
Ahem.
Enjoy your demon-robot. :D
Ahem.
I chose my terminology succinctly - a golem is, by definition, mindless; while various milieu have convincingly presented intelligent robots, some of which were considered alive in one way or another. :P
I dunno, Wyrm_Pilot. The caption says one thing, but the image says another... :D
I can imagine creating a different "race" of living construct that's more like Data or Bishop... "spellforged" or something... but I wouldn't characterize Data as warforged per se.
Got one more "negativity" idea to get out of my system this afternoon:
My image source for this one was GameTrailers.com Forums
What's the source of this "you're doing it wrong" meme?
I don't know the ORIGINAL source, but I first saw "you're doing it Wrong" pics on other forums where people messed up their code trying to do things like spoiler bars, or other similar things.
Someone would post a large post of raw code, or would try to post a picture and fail to use the right tags and mess up their post, and someone would post a picture of something like a guy sitting on a horse backwards or a guy pressing an electric shaver into his wrist with the caption "You're Doing It Wrong."
Edit: Like most net-Memes, there's about a 95% chance it started on 4chan. Everything starts on 4chan, or Something Aweful.
Edit: Like most net-Memes, there's about a 95% chance it started on 4chan. Everything starts on 4chan, or Something Aweful.
*Puts on his Anonymous cowl and straps on his eerie voice modulator*I'm pretty sure we had it first. I saw it festering in our foul pits (/b/, /v/) before it swept the rest of the internet. Much like Caturday pictures, which you loathsome creatures call "lolcats."
Adding to the "You're Doing it Wrong" batch
Ah, Lord of Blades, you are so easy to mock.
Ah, Lord of Blades, you are so easy to mock.
Just, just no... Seriously...
Seriously I really had too.
I wish I had thought of that. Nice one.
this whole thread is amazing i weep for not finding it sooner!
I just had to do it.
Seriously I really had too.
You may have had to do it but no one can see it because you just copy and pasted it instead of saving it first.
I just had to do it.
*WARFORGED EGOTIST*
Seriously I really had too.
For the recod, an "egotist" is a very sef-centered or conceited person. If you drop the first "t" you'll have a type of psion.
Wouldn't a Decepticon better fit the wording used? ;)
For the recod, an "egotist" is a very sef-centered or conceited person. If you drop the first "t" you'll have a type of psion.
Wouldn't a Decepticon better fit the wording used? ;)
Not if the Autobot in question is Tracks or Sunstreaker.
@Gunpowder, I don't know where you got that picture of Inspector Gadget but he looks like he could kick my a**.
I got the inspector gadget pic from deviant art, here's a link to the picture. http://rubendevela.deviantart.com/art/Inspector-Gadget-19562726
@mikeloop
Thanks.
Thanks for the kudos on my first batch. Here's a few more.
Autow-wash...
Phiarlan has Ninja DJs?
Which is why Thuranni is headquartered in the Lhazzar Principalities; the local pirate population keeps the Phiarlan ninjas at bay.
Thanks for the kudos on my first batch. Here's a few more.
o_O
Phiarlan has Ninja DJs?
It's a reference to this guy. I, personally, find him to be hilarious.
And just for the record. Gadget was always cool.
True. But never before has he been stone cold badass.
:D
Not 100% confident on this one.
Skills and Action Points
yes, it's spelled correctly.
yes, it's spelled correctly.
:D
Hello, All. Longtime lurker, firsttime poster, and I've gotta say - I loved all the house posters, but you missed one...
I love it!
Edit: MOAR!!!
Hello, All. Longtime lurker, firsttime poster, and I've gotta say - I loved all the house posters, but you missed one...
Awesome. But I must ask, what book is that from?
Awesome. But I must ask, what book is that from?
The art was cut from Dragonmarked, it's in the online gallery though.
Bender always makes for good quotes.
Thank you.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/Artector/motivator5762445.jpg
(Warning contains board-filtered word that is typically said by aforementioned robot so thus I'm not posting it as an image, I'm posting the link.)
Thank you.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/Artector/motivator5762445.jpg
(Warning contains board-filtered word that is typically said by aforementioned robot so thus I'm not posting it as an image, I'm posting the link.)
:headexplo Now we know what caused the Mourning!
:headexplo Now we know what caused the Mourning!
No no no. You're thinking of Antiquing.
:D
This thread is two scoops of greatness.
Thank you.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/Artector/motivator5762445.jpg
(Warning contains board-filtered word that is typically said by aforementioned robot so thus I'm not posting it as an image, I'm posting the link.)
I'm sure there'll be plenty more Bender quotes for use to abuse when the new episodes come out. Oh, and the word "ass" is not censored.
I'm sure there'll be plenty more Bender quotes for use to abuse when the new episodes come out. Oh, and the word "ass" is not censored.
Coulda sworn it was... I might have been thinking of the extended version of "ass". Oh well, no point in changing it now.
Witch FF is that? I can honestly say that FF XII reminded me of Eberron (and yet, it kind of sucked).
FFVI, IMHO the best of them all.
And yes, an Eberron campaign based on it would be in no way out of place.
I declare this possesseth much win!Where'd you find that picture?
Most likely it came from /b/. I yanked it from my pic folder shopped it to the red owl pic in the five nations book.
O.K.
Cool picture, but how is this at all Eberron?
It will be when people look at it and think "My next BBEG!".
ummm ... no because Eberron is not Steampunk.
Somebody should do "Eberron: This Is Delicious Tea. You Must Drink It."
Okay, you'll need to explain this one to me...
Okay, you'll need to explain this one to me...
In one of the threads in the General Forums a poster asked why the people around him didn't like Eberron. This soon devolved into a minor setting flame war in which the different campaign settings were compared to tea (Coffee is black and tea is black, :. Eberron is Steampunk, Green tea and Black tea come from the same plant :. both Faerun and Eberron are DnD, just different flavors). Then someone stated thank the Eberron supporters shouldn't force [us] to drink [their tea].
EvilVegan(?) then replied, "This is our tea, you must drink it." and a meme was born.
I understand now. Apparently I missed that little 'discussion'...
Okay.
(for those wondering, Happa Tai aka leaf team)
(for those wondering, Happa Tai aka leaf team)
nobody wants to see that
ad infinitum, and seconded
Yatta!
Glad someone got it
Glad someone got it
GEE!
AY!
DOUBLE-EEE!
EFF!
LIVES!
GEE!
AY!
DOUBLE-EEE!
EFF!
LIVES!
... GAEEF?
I was bored.
... GAEEF?
Hmmm. That is more of an A. But it's supposed to be I.
GIEEF Lives!
It's....an internet thing.
This needs a post-script:
"because they can really, really hurt you"
I will take a stab at this. Let me know if they are any good.
You get a
for the Lyrandar one. But they're all good. :D
Dragonlover
Dragonlover
Every single poster on this page is great, but I have to say, the "How is Eberron Steampunk" is the best. Whales on Stilts is hilarious, too.
Every single poster on this page is great, but I have to say, the "How is Eberron Steampunk" is the best. Whales on Stilts is hilarious, too.
Where did Whales on Stilts originate from though?
Where did Whales on Stilts originate from though?
It originated from pure awesome.
It originated from pure awesome.
The picture had to come from somewhere though and that is what I am asking.
Where did Whales on Stilts originate from though?
Xoriat.
http://www.amazon.com/Whales-Stilts-Andersons-Thrilling-Tales/dp/0152053409
thank you
http://www.amazon.com/Whales-Stilts-Andersons-Thrilling-Tales/dp/0152053409
I'd argue that the previous two answers remain just as true. I can't believe that's the real title
I'd argue that the previous two answers remain just as true. I can't believe that's the real title
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._T._Anderson%27s_Thrilling_Tales
What do the Nightwalkers and Master Inquisitive pics come from, they look awesome!
Okay, Mikeloop86, I have to ask this.
What do the Nightwalkers and Master Inquisitive pics come from, they look awesome!
DeviantART is your friend.
Okay, now, the question becomes, are you exclaiming that you're dividing by 0, or are you dividing by 0!.
'Cause, you can divide by 0!.
(random math fact: 0! = 1)
Okay, now, the question becomes, are you exclaiming that you're dividing by 0, or are you dividing by 0!.
'Cause, you can divide by 0!.
(random math fact: 0! = 1)
OY! You are making my head hurt with a math joke. What's next? A physics pun?
OY! You are making my head hurt with a math joke. What's next? A physics pun?
What's an anagram of the Banach–Tarski Paradox?
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Banach–Tarski Banach–Tarski Paradox.
What's an anagram of the Banach–Tarski Paradox?ShowBanach–Tarski Banach–Tarski Paradox.
I guess I need a few more IQ points, or at least I need to be a foot taller because that went WAY over my head... :surrender
Don't let it bother you, Arryn. I have an estimated IQ of ~140, and I still didn't get the reference. However, thanks to the magic of Google, I found this: Layman's Guide to the Banach-Tarski Paradox.
But now that I understand the joke, I must agree with Fafnir: ...
What's an anagram of the Banach–Tarski Paradox?ShowBanach–Tarski Banach–Tarski Paradox.
Therefore...
*Casts Thread Redirection IX*
Alternately:
Also, while not Eberron, I couldn't resist:
The Draconic Prophecy
He comes in the night.
Ya'll were late to the party ;)
Buddy, I started this party. :P
I had forgotten about your poster and was looking for any excuse to use the Mighty Burninator.
They're like the american "Choose your own adventure" books, and I pretty much grew up on them.
That being said, excellent work on all these posters, people
Bowen
That being said, awesome poster.
Most metal poster EVER!
Let's not cross threads, Ebrion.
That being said, awesome poster.
Cross Threads?
Cross Threads?
I think he might be meaning something like crossing the Streams. You know you should never cross the Streams.
Anyway those Bards barely have 5 ranks of perform between the lot of them. They just have unnatural Cha Mods.
Sorry couldn't help myself.
Where did you find this pic?
I love Big O:P
Not Eberron related but...
I've an idea for a poster, but not sure how to implement it. I had thoughts about the matrix, agents, and quori inspired. In Riedra they pretty much can take over anybody they want.
So, if someone could find a good picture and use the tagline of "THE RIEDRAN: If you are not one of us... you may be one of them!"
Just a random thought... hope it passes muster.
Hopefully that last one isn't too obscure a referance.
Hopefully that last one isn't too obscure a referance.
Nope, people in this thread especially have made no less than 3 Futurama references in text already.
You have to hit his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!
Heh, I do so very much love this thread. Some more.
Hopefully that last one isn't too obscure a referance.
Is the guy in front of him Blato? (Not sure if I spelled that right)
I would just like to point out how amazing this is.
I apologize for the poor cropping on this one.
I would just like to point out how amazing this is.
Thank you M. Le Comte. Do you think I should do the rest of the Dark Six?
Thank you M. Le Comte. Do you think I should do the rest of the Dark Six?
This is a vote for you to do all of the Dark Six in splendid goodness.
Now, here's what's bugging me ... I know the name M. Le Comte, but I don't know why. Where is that from? I can't place it.
Ah Phil Foglio goodness. Good call Lord Iames, good call.
Thanks. :D
Fanboy I may be, but can you blame me?
This is a vote for you to do all of the Dark Six in splendid goodness.
Now, here's what's bugging me ... I know the name M. Le Comte, but I don't know why. Where is that from? I can't place it.
It's a slightly less formal way of addressing a Count (in French). Used a lot in The Count of Monte Cristo, maybe you know it from there?
I'll go ahead and do the rest of the Dark Six then, if I ever get the time.
Mind you you'll have to right click and save your posters and put them up on something like Photobucket before posting it here, you can't direct link from The Motivator!
Truely masterpieces Demon Paladin.
Thank you, Nived. I think I just received the begining on an ego pad...
Here's two more for ya.
Yes... a thousand times, yes.
I would just like to point out how amazing this is.
As would I, especially since I get the Mochrie/Mockery joke and have used it at the gaming table. "I worship the Mochrie. My chosen domains are Hilarity and Baldness, and I have 4 ranks in Perform (Hoedown)."
As would I, especially since I get the Mochrie/Mockery joke and have used it at the gaming table. "I worship the Mochrie. My chosen domains are Hilarity and Baldness, and I have 4 ranks in Perform (Hoedown)."
Shouldn't that be -4 ranks in Perform (Hoedown)?
As would I, especially since I get the Mochrie/Mockery joke and have used it at the gaming table. "I worship the Mochrie. My chosen domains are Hilarity and Baldness, and I have 4 ranks in Perform (Hoedown)."
Do you get Rebuke Canadian?
My first.
I am nominated on Giants to rule a thread, so I made my campaign poster!
Non Eberron-related but kick-ass.
Someone should find that picture of a kitty hanging from the clothesline, that says,
"Hang in there, little guy!"
And below it put a poster with the illustration for Chapter Two of the ECS with the same caption (the picture with the halfling getting shot at by drow.)
Okay, I can't resist anymore.
...Unless someone is Scrying on you.
Okay, I can't resist anymore.
*pimp-vegas forge-thingy*
Damn, now I'm imagining a brothel run by a warforged and filled with male changeling hookers.
This thread is evil.
Okay, I can't resist anymore.
*pimpin' it*
I notice they're both half-elves. "You never see an ugly mixed-race baby." - Tordek (slightly NSFW)
Hmm...I feel a motivator coming on.
And the other side of the half-elf coin...
And drunks.You forgot drunks. A sailor/pilot should be able to hold their own against a dwarf.
(Wow, I've been real snarky lately)
For those of you who don't know who that is, I'd suggest looking up the name "Audie Murphy."
Nice. I almost think it should be: "Do Warforged dream of adamantine sheep?" (Or magic sheep?) (and yes, I know its a quote =p)
And one dealing with action points
AHHHHAAHAHAHAHAA!!! Ace Rimmer FTW!
The text under it should be
Action points
No, you may not use them to "hover safely outside the creature's reach".
Not without a feat at least.
Don't have the ability at work to put up the poster I created so if someone doesn't mind...
I love this one.
I need to know who did this.
That's Dr. Reanimator as seen this video.
I'm so sorry.
I whipped these up on paint so they are not very. Oh and also I am not known for my sense of humour but you have inspired me! It is a bit different. I chose an eberron picture and then turned it into an in-setting ad. Oh and I'd like you to do one about the quori!
God that reanimator music video... just when you think you've wiped all memory of it from your mind someone has to go and bring it back up.
It just ... won't .... die!
I love the LoBster...but I also love Portal. Compliments on the linked demotivator are only permitted if they quote the song 'Still Alive'.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
now I have to find that cake
A woman who doesn't realize that she's warforged? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
;)
A woman who doesn't realize that she's warforged? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
;)
Wait a second ...
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was this your inspiration for Lei?????
Wait a second ... was this your inspiration for...
You might want to spoiler-tag that. ;)
In answer to the question, not directly, but I'm a huge fan of Phillip K. Dick's writing and the Blade Runner movie, so it was certainly in the back of my mind. And in general, I think there's a lot of parallels between the replicant and the warforged - far more than the typical "warforged-as-robot" stereotype. Cast the Lord of Blades as Roy Baty and Merrix d'Cannith as Tyrell and you've got a fine adventure.
You might want to spoiler-tag that. ;)
In answer to the question, not directly, but I'm a huge fan of Phillip K. Dick's writing and the Blade Runner movie, so it was certainly in the back of my mind. And in general, I think there's a lot of parallels between the replicant and the warforged - far more than the typical "warforged-as-robot" stereotype. Cast the Lord of Blades as Roy Baty and Merrix d'Cannith as Tyrell and you've got a fine adventure.
I actually thought of this the moment I saw Blade Runner for the first time.
Deckard: Human Urban Ranger 5/ Master inquisitive 5
High Level Fighters...
*cough*warblade*cough
:D
:D
Now you've done it. I'm going to have to go make one of those now :P
Now you've done it. I'm going to have to go make one of those now :P
;)
Bardforged.
You earn fifteen silver points for that. :D
Now wasn't that fun?
And kudos on all the posters so far, I'm loving them! And I'm totally sicking an EC bard on my party now and having him sing Move Your Dead Bones.
And I'm totally sicking an EC bard on my party now and having him sing Move Your Dead Bones.
Your players will murder you. And no jury will ever convict them.
You earn fifteen silver points for that. :D
Darn you, now I want to play Chrono Trigger.
Your players will murder you. And no jury will ever convict them.
Oh, I know. I warned one of them that I'm planning for horrors that will cause them to go insane. He asked my if it was Lovecraftian. I said though it interestingly derives from Lovecraftian horrors, it is much, much worse.
In the few moments I have before I'm murdered, I will savour the look on their faces.
Also, I just had to:
This would go well this PrC :D
This would go well this PrC :D
Brutal.
That, my good friend, is win in a box. Tube! I've seen those guys live (or at least, the Amsterdam Blue Man Group), and they are simply awesome.
The Count listens to some crappy and terrible music, I know...
They prayed to the heavens above that I would never come back."
Yep, it's Lordi.
God, I love those guys, even if some find it crappy music :P
A friend of mine once even played a half-fiend bard as an hommage to mr. Lordi :P
~Bowen
They won two years ago Eurovision (A music contest where every country from Europe send a group/singer to represent him. Usually a very boring contest). They represented Finland with the song Hard Rock Allellujah
This is their performance during the contest
This is the videoclip for the same song
They are great!!
Also, it's leather apron not recruit. It's a reference to Jack the Ripper, the of course since sensationalized name, but at the time different rumors and reporters gave him different nicknames, The Leather Apron was one such name.
I jut listened to the song again, and it would appear you are right. I must have misheard it...
~Bowen
Its been a while but here is one;
When I saw that picture, I couldn't resist to put Cantus Buranus in my CD-player.
Wow. I checked these guys out on YouTube. Interesting stuff! If I ever need music of an House Phairlan character, I know where to look.
When I saw that picture, I couldn't resist to put Cantus Buranus in my CD-player.
Yeah great music, I saw them live twice.
Yeah great music, I saw them live twice.
What, like...The Dragon Reborn?
What, like...The Dragon Reborn?
Corvus Corax.
Not sure if this one has been done yet or not, but I'll give it a shot.
And I'm totally sicking an EC bard on my party now and having him sing Move Your Dead Bones.
He won't appear in the game for a couple more sessions, but here he is for your enjoyment:
The Reanimator CR 6
Male human bard 4/artificer 2
NE Medium humanoid (human)
Init +3; Senses Listen +1, Spot +1
Languages Common, Elven, Draconic
AC 26, touch 17, flat-footed 21, (chronocharm of the grand master)
(+5 Dex, +5 armour, +4 shield, +2 shield of faith)
Hp 66, plus 10 temporary (6 HD)
Resist fire 5 (least clasp of fire protection)
Fort +7, Ref +10, Will +9
Speed 30 ft.
Melee syringe of acid +5 melee (1d2+1 plus 2d6 acid) or
Range human bane shortbow +10 ranged (1d6/x3) (+12 ranged (3d6+2/x3) vs humans)
Base Atk +4; Grp +5
Atk Options bardic music
Combat Gear acid (4), syringe of animate dead (2), syringe of bear’s endurance (2, 1 used), syringe of cat’s grace (2, 1 used), syringe of eagle’s splendour (2, 1 used), scroll of false life (4, 1 used), scroll of scorching ray (4), scroll of shield (4, 1 used), scroll of stone bones (4, 2 used), scroll of summon undead II (4)
Bard Spells Known (CL 4):
2nd (1/day)—cure moderate wounds, suggestion (DC 18)
1st (3/day, 1 used)—cause fear (DC 17), inspirational boost, Tasha’s hideous laughter (DC 17)
0 (3/day)—detect magic, ghostharp, ghost sound, mending, message, prestidigitation
Artificer Infusions (CL 2; DC 12 + level of infusion)
4/day (3 used)—1st (used: resistance item, shield of faith, personal weapon augmentation)
Abilities Str 13, Dex 20, Con 21, Int 14, Wis 13, Cha 22
SQ artificer knowledge, artisan bonus, bardic knowledge, disable trap, item creation
Feats Brew Potion, Corpsecrafter, Melodic Casting, Scribe Scroll, Song of the Heart, Requiem
Skills Bluff +12, Craft (alchemy) +11, Escape Artist +11, Heal +5, Intimidate +14, Knowledge (Arcana) +8, Knowledge (Religion) +10 (Religion: Vol +11), Perform (Move Your Dead Bones) +15, Spellcraft +13, Use Magic Device +15 (+4 with scrolls)
Possessions combat gear plus mwk shortbow, +1 chain shirt, least clasp of fire protection, chronocharm of the grand master, identification papers (2 sets, 1 false)
Like Filge from the Age of Worms adventure path, he hold his potions in syringes that he injects himself with. He also has a couple filled with acid to attack with, and a couple with what are essentially potions of animate dead--because, of course, he's the Reanimator.
...
I'm gonna go claw my eyes out now, mkay?
I mean, what I did was bad, but this... this is going to require a priest to clean up.
Oh, and as ling as I'm here...
and yeah it crashed
two o's. I'm not the best speller, but even I can remember that one. x_X
... sorry. pet peeve.
BBEG
WinWinWinWin.
This is *great!* What's the source of the oringinal art?
Monologues
http://steampunk-girl.deviantart.com/art/Evil-tango-Halloween-07-68661111
This is about the best I got:
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(I would have used a variant on "doing it wrong", but that's been overused on all the motivator threads I've seen. Originally said 'life imitates art', but I thought this was funnier.)
Cookie if you can identify what that actually is. (Yes, it does exist.)
Granted, Sorcerer and and Kineticist work just as well.
This one was first in the Psionics Motivator thread, but it works much better here.
Cookie if you can identify what that actually is. (Yes, it does exist.)
Off the top of my head, I'd say its one of the rocket engine testing sleds used by the airforce/NASA.
Artificer:
EDIT: Fixed for viewibility
Hmph, figured that might happen...
EDIT: Fixed for viewibility
BTW, was the error in the Bender picture intentional? ;)
Hmmm, warforged=dalek? Sweetness! Have a cookie
W00! My first cookie.
W00! My first cookie.
Notice, though, that in truth it's really 0.75 of a cookie (I took a bite of it). :P
On of the early Negima manga chapter covers, for periods 23~25. It shows Negi with a spread of magic items in front of him, like the "what this jet can be armed with" pictures.
The caption should read... Artificers. Like this, only with more stuff.
edit:
The one artificer I ever saw played, had a scroll of partially every other spell levels 1-5, a couple of wands, and a ton of rods. And this was before MIC came out.
Any good?
Nice touch with the Ozymandias quote, it really fits quite well..
Nice touch with the Ozymandias quote, it really fits quite well..
So it was Ozymandias d'Cannith who did it...
225 topic views ant 10 replies? How come nobody made a poster for that thread?
THANK YOU!
Seriously. I love it.
So-so, could've been better with Bowie. I want one that involves Alladin Sane/Ziggy Stardust and Daelkyr. :P
My knowledge of Bowie's work is too limited.
Not too funny, but let's see what else can be done with Bowie.
My knowledge of Bowie's work is too limited.
Not too funny, but let's see what else can be done with Bowie.
*Daelkyr Motivator*
My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
Ah, it's amazing what an aura of madness can do. :D
Edit: Something different
Ah, it's amazing what an aura of madness can do. :D
Edit: Something different
It doesn't seem to be showing up...?
*e* yeah, invalid url, dude.
It doesn't seem to be showing up...?
*e* yeah, invalid url, dude.
It's working fine for me. I reposted the url just to be safe, though.
Working now. Guess Karnath got some 'forged soldiers after all...
Good sir, you just got my "Evil Dm" cogs rolling. I thank you.
And... bleh...
(Too lazy to actually come up with anything)
Off the top of my head, I'd say its one of the rocket engine testing sleds used by the airforce/NASA.
Closer than most people get, but not quite.
It's a prototype nuclear jet engine from the Cold War. No, I'm not joking. (And yes, it actually worked.)
I was browsing the City of Stormreach gallery, and I couldn't pass this one up.
Just hope there is no surprise waiting for you
With those male changelings potentially in your midstAmusingly enough the tag line of the Pink Conch is "What you see is what you get," Supposedly they're changling free.
Ah, that's what they all say. Unless you've got True Seeing going there's just no way to be sure.
If you've read Watchmen, you should understand the context of the quote. If you haven't, why are you putting it off?
If you've read Watchmen, you should understand the context of the quote. If you haven't, why are you putting it off?
Xaxor, you just made me happy on so many levels. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Where did you get this pic?
On another note: Rorschach has been an inspiration for many of my characters and NPCs. I love that guy and his die hard search for justice.
And to everyone else: keep up the awesome work. I like taking breaks and checking for new posters. Some of these have really made my day on more than one occasion.
It came from this blog. I found it through Google Image Search, and figured it was the best one to use.
If you've read Watchmen, you should understand the context of the quote. If you haven't, why are you putting it off?
Just hope there is no surprise waiting for you
That is unless your interested in that guy in the middle there.
That is unless your interested in that guy in the middle there.
That one's a female changeling ;)
Art was found here. This poster is the next logical step from my other Kalashtar one.
My own long-ago submission included.
But hey its worth a laugh, right?
If you've read Watchmen, you should understand the context of the quote. If you haven't, why are you putting it off?
Niiiice
And now you beat me to it!
Have a cookie good sir.
One of Eberron's many truths.
If anyone is drawing blanks on my LoBster one and this one, they're quotes from The Matrix.
Don't recall seeing this one yet.
~Bowen
Funny how this one came about. First, I wanted to use the picture of the downed airship from the Explorer's Handbook, with the same text as a reference to Bender...it turns out that this picture uses that quote so much better.
This one was pretty obvious. Even if it's kind of a repeat.
I doubt it, for a number of reasons.
Oh? Really?
—Siran Dunmorgan
I don't think so. The miniature of her certainly makes her look older, but personally I like young Erandis both on the basis that the purge of the line started before she could grow into her full powers, and also because it lets her and Jaela have a vicious catfight sometime.
For you:
Deadpool for the WIN!!
Nice work.
Secondly, I don't have poster technology, but here goes:
DROW
You're doing it wrong.
Ombre101..... I have but one thing to say.... EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you very much.
Not specifically Eberron, but:
Wasn't that already posted here?
Dunno, I didn't feel like digging through 27 pages to double check.
Dunno, I didn't feel like digging through 27 pages to double check.
Some day I have got to go through all of this and organize it.
-Joni
Ok, sauce on those images!
-Joni
You're that hungry. Don't think sauce would help a whole lot on the flavor ;)
:D
You're that hungry. Don't think sauce would help a whole lot on the flavor ;)
Lurk Moar
-Joni
Somebody's been reading my motivators. :P
:P
A player sent it to me. Thought i'd share. 27 pages...bound to be repeats :D
Since they have the new Beholder floating around seattle....and it was at the roller derby.
two of my favorite loves.....D&D and Roller derby.
:D Sorry if it is a reprint.
A player sent it to me. Thought i'd share. 27 pages...bound to be repeats :D
It wasn't in this thread. It was in my Psionic Motivators thread, which is 121 pages long as of this post, and still climbing. :D
Cats make any picture great. Text could use a bit of work (is firzt motivator evah).
Cats make any picture great. Text could use a bit of work (is firzt motivator evah).
Doctor Who! WIN!!!for you!
I did a Google image search; didn't turn too many good ones up. Eventually I just Googled photos from Monty Python, and found it from there.
Thanks, I had to site the Greatest Doctor!
Yahoo's search engine searches while you type in the term you are looking for so that you can refine your search quickly and easily. I'm not trying to push it, I was just stating what works for me.
[/win!] Is that your cat? It's very cute. If possibly a demonic mastermind.
Thanks all
The little Rajah is indeed my own cat. I was preparing for an Eberron session and found her sitting on my ECS. Picture time! The little monster is uber-nice to my girlfriend and me, but tends to spaz out when she sees other people. I'm sure she's slowly poisoning our souls while she keeps possible interference away.Enjoy
DRAGONMARK HOUSES
they hate each other but they love haveing sleep overs
like Ombre101 i can not make the posters but here is one
Fixed
Guess what movie I cam back from seeing.
Actually, I think that's a really good idea for a House Cannith PC.
Excoriate with the Mark of Making, Artificer, perhaps ask your Gm if you can have the mercantile background feat from the PGtF. Then, play as Iron Man (or Mithral Man, or Adamantine Man). Re-tool some components to work better within the theme, and you're good to go.
Renegade Mastermake = the PrC you're describing. It's a member of House Cannith who adds Warforged Parts to his body.
Renegade Mastermake = the PrC you're describing. It's a member of House Cannith who adds Warforged Parts to his body.
That would turn you into a WF alright, but it wouldn't really fit the theme (well, it would for the second pic, but not for Ironman in general).
Instead, take Mithril Full Plate, give it Strength and Dex boosters, a built in Ioun Stone of Adaption, boots of flying, and use the wand slot extra from... whatever book it was in that lets you stick a wand in a weapon and be considered to be weilding both the wand and the weapon at the same time... and put that into a gauntlet. Boom, ya gots Iron Man.
Guess what movie I cam back from seeing.
That would turn you into a WF alright, but it wouldn't really fit the theme (well, it would for the second pic, but not for Ironman in general).
Instead, take Mithril Full Plate, give it Strength and Dex boosters, a built in Ioun Stone of Adaption, boots of flying, and use the wand slot extra from... whatever book it was in that lets you stick a wand in a weapon and be considered to be weilding both the wand and the weapon at the same time... and put that into a gauntlet. Boom, ya gots Iron Man.
If you want to be the film version, the armor has to be (helpfully) sentient somehow.
Actually, right after the film my friends and I immediately started discussing how to have Tony Stark in Eberron (movie version specifically). My solution was an incredibly brilliant Cannith artificer with a Greater Dragonmark. We couldn't agree on wether his original powered armor designs were stolen and used to create Warforged, or if he was a manufacturer of other terrible weapons and then got to see first-hand what those weapons in the wrong hands would do after being captured by the other side during the Last War (and in captivity was forced to make weapons except he really made powered armor inspired by the design of Warforged and proceeded to escape.)
Something. Meh.
Can anyone tell me how to put these posters up. I have a couple but don't know how to post them here.
Read the whole thread, it is explained a few times.
Read the whole thread, it is explained a few times.
The whole thread is 28 pages long, its unrealistic to expect someone to try and read all of it. Not when their question can be answered in a single word:
ImageShack
And this site allows you to save them for easy posting (just make a free account).
The whole process should take no more then a minute or two
Ftw.
Ftw.
Yeah, I liked that one a lot too. Well done!
-Joni
WIN! Where's the image from?
Ripped it from a spanish eberron support site... found with google images
*swoosh*
The guy with the scimitars is by Keelerleah
The silver flame is by lucentshade
Xu'sassar is by fuuryoku
The fire mage is by ramy
The halforc is by warp zero
The rangers are by masojiro, Veg asMike, and rageofAchilies
No matter how awesome Eberron is (and it is pretty freaking awesome), this thread still can't compare to the win in that thread.
For those that were woundering where I got the pics for the posters, they are from deviant art.
The guy with the scimitars is by Keelerleah
The silver flame is by lucentshade
Xu'sassar is by fuuryoku
The fire mage is by ramy
The halforc is by warp zero
The rangers are by masojiro, Veg asMike, and rageofAchilies
I got a few new accounts to start watching.
Warning: VERY disturbing, and slightly NSFW 
Don't say I didn't warn you....
Don't say I didn't warn you....
Oh my God Rania!! My poor eyes!!!
:D
Here's another for the psionics boards. I didn't make this one though.
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Here's another for the psionics boards. I didn't make this one though.
Correction:
He'd also make a SWEET NPC and would actually fit in quite well in Eberron.
...okay, enough fangirling.
Robert Downey Jr. plays Tony Stark.
Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark. What a long way we have come for that. From druggie to millionaire playboy.
Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark. What a long way we have come for that. From druggie to millionaire playboy.
I was under the impression it wasn't much of a stretch.
Celebrity with history of substance abuse plays... a celebrity with a history of substance abuse. The former just happens to be an actor, while the latter is an engineer.
THANK YOU /tg/!!!
Freaking sweet...
I found it on 4chan. Where anonymous found it, one can never know. Here is the original:
I guess thats fine though, only few ways better if its going to happen.
Full of win indeed.
Awesome. That pick is now my desktop!!!
The green slime thing totally looks like a pet gelatinous cube. This said, I smell a funny druid concept!
Cheers, LT.
The green slime thing totally looks like a pet gelatinous cube. This said, I smell a funny druid concept!
Cheers, LT.
Because druids don't bathe.
Pssst... motivational posters...
Sorry, the Eberron thread got left behind after it ran out of juice. My psionic motivators thread has a monopoly on all of the win, and I'm not selling.
Sorry, the Eberron thread got left behind after it ran out of juice. My psionic motivators thread has a monopoly on all of the win, and I'm not selling.
Actually, the psionic motivators are losing steam, too, since the consolidation of the 3.5 boards.
Hmm...that gives me an idea for a motivator.
Actually, the psionic motivators are losing steam, too, since the consolidation of the 3.5 boards.
Hmm...that gives me an idea for a motivator.
How about
Eberron vs Psionics, with a pic of a Kalashtar, caption:
O no, they already invaded. They're in our minds already!
Great one
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6457/eberrongestaltrm6.jpg
How about
Eberron vs Psionics, with a pic of a Kalashtar, caption:
O no, they already invaded. They're in our minds already!
I like this better:
From the "Mysterious Stranger" sequence of the 1985 film, "The Adventures of Mark Twain." If you haven't seen it, good luck sleeping tonight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3z2Pm7Iwg&feature=related
From the "Mysterious Stranger" sequence of the 1985 film, "The Adventures of Mark Twain." If you haven't seen it, good luck sleeping tonight.
Yeah, I watched about 5 minutes of that before, and that stuff is CREEPY. I never knew that claymation or whatever could be creepy.
NSFW
Neither Eberron nor D&D, but at least Negima!:
Neither Eberron nor D&D, but at least Negima!:
The horned hat demanded it:
All he needs is a blood-thirsty were-bunny in the background.
I'm so happy!
I might be back...
Change that to "4th edition: when PC races don't have ability penalties"
Rekko
I've lurked on this thread for some time now; finally decided to try making a few myself.
Here's another one: Blood of Vol
(Some may find offensive due to religious content, so I'm providing a link instead of posting it here)
I almost shot tea out of my nose!
I'm glad you like it.
Here's another one: Blood of Vol
(It may be offensive due to religious content, so I'm linking to it instead of posting it here)
Speaking as someone with very private and personal religious beliefs I have just have one thing to say about that attempt.
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Freaking AWESOME!
I'm glad you like it.
Here's another one: Blood of Vol
(It may be offensive due to religious content, so I'm linking to it instead of posting it here)
I'm a religious person (and judging by your name, perhaps the same religion as you). And that was freaking hilarious.
You owe me a new keyboard that is not covered in Mountain Dew.
Oldie-but-goodie. thanks Calron
Yay! I was afraid this thread was dying. A whole week; that scared me.
Oldie-but-goodie. thanks Calron
You're welcome.
That is a good one i love that wow card
Is that Steven Colbert?
Yes.
Wow. Thats amazing.
Thats a WoW card?
Wow. Thats amazing.
Thats a WoW card?
Never printed, but the artwork was intended to be used for the WoW CCG.
Here's the original if you want it.
Never printed, but the artwork was intended to be used for the WoW CCG.
Here's the original if you want it.
Firimar Elerrino that was my answer get you own LOL :D :D :D
Well damn, there you go coining a kick ass phrase that I will have to steal.
Well damn, there you go coining a kick ass phrase that I will have to steal.
I didn't coin it. Science fantasy is an actual genre. Another word you might like is magitech.
So I watched the movie today, and I can't help but wonder how so many people hate it so strongly. It's not a bad movie.
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I happen to own my own dvd of it. And I'm a fan. And an idiot.
:OMG!I tried using "insert image" but it only created a link. How do make it so the image appears on the post?
I'm having problems with picture uploding, Can anyone help me?
I tried using "insert image" but it only created a link. How do make it so the image appears on the post?
You need to use the code [noparse]
You need to use the code [noparse][/noparse] in your post. The image won't show up until you post or preview.
Thanks for the advice.
And here goes nothing:
Well, it seems it's still not working
That's because you used a webpages url instead of the images.
This image is awesome. Where did you find it?
Correct. Its supposed to be the broken land of Draenor, aka the Outlands. Specifically, Hellfire Ramparts.
Looks more like Blade's Edge Mountains to me.
No more art recycling from wizards! New character portraits all round!
Here's some Dreaming Dark Trilogy by Keith Baker Posters.
Warning: Spoilers
Cats make any picture great. Text could use a bit of work (is firzt motivator evah).
This is still my favorite.
I'd missed the "Rajah Claims Victory" poster before - as a cat person myself, I have to give this high marks.
I'd missed the "Rajah Claims Victory" poster before - as a cat person myself, I have to give this high marks.
Hey, thanks
It was pretty easy though, I had a good picture to work with. I really admire the people who can pull a screenshot from a totally-not-Eberron movie or comic and come up with a caption that instantly makes it Eberron.More motivators please?
I just found this thread, but I'll be dammned..you get the cast of Firefly in an Eberron movie, and I'll fund the project....somehow!
So very true!
But who would you get for Pierce, Lei and Jode?
(Too lazy to actually come up with anything)
When you watch this series please remember no matter how disappointing this revelation is, it just isn't Eberron.
Even if it screams otherwise.
But there darn well should be a cartoon series based on this even if its only shown on MTV!
When you watch this series please remember no matter how disappointing this revelation is, it just isn't Eberron.
Even if it screams otherwise.
But there darn well should be a cartoon series based on this even if its only shown on MTV!
Yeah, Stormhawks is the show that wishes it was Eberron. Although the paranoid dude would live a long time in Eberron.
Anyway... more motivators.
This one came to me when I was thinking of Eberron and real world historical figures.
This one came to me when I was thinking of Eberron and real world historical figures.
What's the source on the last one?
Here....
http://www.enworld.org/Pozas/line_art.htm
Good for you as well covering new ground.
Been reading the latest preview/gossip about 4e Eberron.
If that is meant as poking fun at the latest naive remarks, I can see the sentiment. Although, that mark doesn't exactly strike me as aberrant, so is wouldn't be cannon.
Well, if the Warforged was a PC, it would.
Well, if the Warforged was a PC, it would.
But only if it were aberrant.
But only if it were aberrant.
Actually, Keith has confirmed that the race restrictions on dragonmarks will be lifted for player characters only. The PCs that manifests a non-aberrant dragonmark will not be able to transfer it through their lineage, but will be directly touched by the prophecy causing them to manifest a mark anyway.
It all fits into the "PCs are special" concept that I so much love about Eberron.
I'm a little rusty but I'll try my hand at this...
That has got to be the most grim-looking clown I've ever seen...
Grim, eh? 'Let's put a smile on that face...'
Grim, eh? 'Let's put a smile on that face...'
Now that presents an interesting idea.... is the Joker a dragonmarked heir of House Phiarlan?
He was, but now he's excoriate ;)
Now that presents an interesting idea.... is the Joker a dragonmarked heir of House Phiarlan?
Which Joker? Heath Ledger's Joker from The Dark Knight could be an aspect of The Traveler himself!
Which Joker? Heath Ledger's Joker from The Dark Knight could be an aspect of The Traveler himself!
The Traveler? I think not. The Traveler doesn't use violence as liberally.
The Traveler? I think not. The Traveler doesn't use violence as liberally.
Hmm....
You're right. TDK Joker's philosophy didn't really fit neatly with any of the other members of The Dark Six though. TDK Joker is all about chaos and change. Maybe The Fury? My first thought was actually The Mockery.
Oh well. Looks like the whole thing is a wash.
Not specifically Eberron, but:
Not specifically Eberron, but:
Actually, Keith has confirmed that the race restrictions on dragonmarks will be lifted for player characters only. The PCs that manifests a non-aberrant dragonmark will not be able to transfer it through their lineage, but will be directly touched by the prophecy causing them to manifest a mark anyway.
It all fits into the "PCs are special" concept that I so much love about Eberron.
So you mean we can't complain about the single greatest error in The Crimson Talisman anymore?
....yeah, I didn't really care for it.
What error in Crimson Talisman?
....yeah, I didn't really care for it.
I think it mentioned a single moon if I remember correctly, but that doesn't explain race restrictions being lifted being a reason not to point it out, so no idea.
Now that presents an interesting idea.... is the Joker a dragonmarked heir of House Phiarlan?
I was going to link you to the Batman thread, but it seems it got too old and got deleted. Apparently, the forum only goes out 4 pages before stuff vanishes.
I demand to know the source for that picture, sir.
I don't recall, but it was on one of those big aggregate motivational poster pic sites. I just though the artwork was about 37 different kinds of awesome, so I saved it.
Heh. I was pacing around, debating how I would roleplay a daelkyr next time it came up, when I started thinking of Blockhead, yelling at the voice in his head...
Google: "Blockhead newgrounds". Good stuff.
I lost tack of what was going on - talk about an annoyingly convoluted plot.
And just so I'm not off-topic, I'll repost one I did for the FR MP thread -
Harvey and the Joker are posterboys for the Willing Deformity feat.
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Struck with more inspiration:
Not strictly Eberron, but still cool:
Struck with more inspiration:
Not strictly Eberron, but still cool:
Demon_Paladin;17457732
And now for something completely different:
Demon_Paladin;17457732And now for something completely different:
This thread has been, resurrected!
Insert generic thunderstorm in small village and a mad scientist yelling
This thread has been, resurrected!
He was a lowly soldier of a dead nation,
She an outcast master of the craft of magic,
Their union was forbidden by blood,
But their passion could not be denied!
CITY OF LOVERS
In the wilds of darkest Droaam,
A keeper of goblin heritage met a golden haired savage,
But before they can join in love they must join in battle
To save a community from alien madness!
THE KILLING SNOG
A poor but bountifully gifted refugee bar wench,
Meets a celibate but fantastically toned warrior monk,
Her screentime was short and her importance limited,
But their passion was bright as The Silver Flame!
ORBS OF XORIAT
I think I will hide now.
He was a lowly soldier of a dead nation,
She an outcast master of the craft of magic,
Their union was forbidden by blood,
But their passion could not be denied!
CITY OF LOVERS
Ouch.
Ouch.
I think I will chalk that one up as a sucess. ^_^
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To those who are offended, I am 100% French (born in Paris BABAYYY =D), so do not take offense to this. Just because I'm French doesn't mean I can't take a good joke.
...
Please don't kill me.
Just because I'm French doesn't mean I can't take a good joke.
In that case... How many gears does an Aundarian Arcane Ballista have?
(don't kill me too
)In that case... How many gears does an Aundarian Arcane Ballista have?
(don't kill me too
:invasion: :invasion: :invasion: :invasion:
That much?
(GAHHHH I WANTS IT NOW!)
The something for Karrnath make me giggle.
That actually means alot. lol
I'd have done better, but my selection of images is limited, and I didn't want to have my first submissions be images that have already been used.
I think people have said DeviantArt is one of the good places to get images?
Here's one more:
To the last to posters (not people who post), HILARIOUS.
Not the best.. but here they come.
(I'm also really curious as to what Spidey just did right there.)
Ahahaha, I love the one about PCs saving the world or annihilating existance trying. (Who wants to bet the Mournland was caused by PCs rolling natural 1s on their "stop the Last War" checks?)
(I'm also really curious as to what Spidey just did right there.)
He activated the "Quantum Nullifier." Big zap!
The Ultimate Nullifier is a fictional item of immense power in the Marvel Universe. The device made its first appearance in Fantastic Four volume 1, issue #50 (May 1966), in which Johnny Storm retrieves it from the home of Galactus -- as directed by Uatu the Watcher -- for the Fantastic Four to employ against the threat of Galactus himself. The Nullifier appears as a small, hand-held metallic device with no apparent functionality. When first introduced in 1966 it was described as the only known weapon in the universe capable of inspiring fear in Galactus.
Its basically a 'gun' that will nullify existence in a localized area, say the western spiral arm of the milky way galaxy. Using it would mean the destruction of Earth, but Galactus wants to EAT Earth so really its a 'we're going to take you with us' threat.
In regard to the last one: What happens in Sharn, Stays in Sharn.
Concerning Rhoan01's last pic: you said Succubi, but I think you meant Male Changelings.
"Madam. I need you to remain calm and trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release." :D
hahaha, I hadn't seen this one before. It got me good. :D
I've lurked this thread since page 2 or 3, and never contributed. High time I did.
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ye Charles Darwin was a big Eberron fan: he shared the Eberron view on the existence of Gods.
he liked running campaigns in Sarlona: "The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts".
he talked about the goblins too: "the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace the savage races throughout the world." ;)
hahaha, I hadn't seen this one before. It got me good. :D
I've never seen that one either! It's great.:D
Oh Abberant Marks!:D
Dave the Brave, I love your "Aundair" poster.
Agreed, it is awesome.
My Knight Arcane, she drinks to forgot....
And so began the downfall of Xen'drik.
It is just disturbing that there is actually someone out there that looks like that.
It is just disturbing that there is actually someone out there that looks like that.
My guess: There isn't. Those muscles look inflatable.
My guess: There isn't. Those muscles look inflatable.
I sure hope so ...
My guess: There isn't. Those muscles look inflatable.
There is actually a genetic 'disease' that causes prevents people's muscles to grow disproportionately to the amount of work they do. It causes babies with visible muscle groups, which leads to kids who can deal serious damage to those around them. If any amount of ACTUAL body building is involved for people with that illness, the resulting teens who look like bodybuilders, and adults look like that guy.
Is it fake? Entirely possible. But if that disease--whose name escapes me, but on the internet, somebody will remember it--hits only a few people per million, you can be assured those few people will have plenty of photos taken of their muscles. And those photos end up on the internet, and thus, we could find them for our motivational posters.
So fake? Possible. But legitimate? Equally plausible.
EDIT: Not everyone with a genetic illness winds up with a weak heart, mental retardation or shriveled limbs, after all.. some people get the genetic illnesses that make us all jealous =P
That's great! Probably one of my favorites! :D
So fake? Possible. But legitimate? Equally plausible.
EDIT: Not everyone with a genetic illness winds up with a weak heart, mental retardation or shriveled limbs, after all.. some people get the genetic illnesses that make us all jealous =P
Or long term steroid abuse.
Or long term steroid abuse.
True =P
The point is, whether he doesn't have the normal genetic limiters on muscle mass most people do, or a genetic illness, or an overabundance of steroids (which seem unlikely--that much muscle mass draining his blood + the cumulative effect of the steroids required to get there weakening his heart = heart attack every time he flexes), it's entirely possible it's not fake =P
It is just disturbing that there is actually someone out there that looks like that.
Nah, that's clearly photoshopped.
http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd/motivatore4433aaf42e9a244fd7967639a.jpg
OMG, in response to that:
All I have to say is: :D
I hope you've saved those posters, because you seem to be linking them directly from bighugelabs. The site deletes the posters after a while. In the spirit of the thread, this poster puts it best (made by CrimsonDeath):
To reiterate.
. Hope it works this time.ye Charles Darwin was a big Eberron fan: he shared the Eberron view on the existence of Gods.
he liked running campaigns in Sarlona: "The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts".
he talked about the goblins too: "the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace the savage races throughout the world." ;)
I don't like Charles Darwin. Talk about someone ignorant of microbiology, geeze!
A tidbit for those worrying about changlings. They are truely whatever gender they want to be. They can have a child with any gender they want. Many walk around genderless.
We know, but the "Its probably a changeling dude" is funny.
The problem with changelings is...When they gendershift on you "During." Winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore!
The thing about that is that one person's problem is another one's fetish.
I...I just...WOW!
It is just disturbing that there is actually someone out there that looks like that.
There isn't, exactly. The pic is a distortion of an IFBB pro bodybuilder named Markus Ruhl. Here's what he actually looks like:
I realize I'm juuuust a little late to this party, but this thread is entirely filled with win. I've saved a ton of these. I've got to try to make some of my own, especially since my Eberron party can be said to consist of "ninja, pirate, robot, viking."
Does anyone have the source for this image? I'm a huge Sandman fan, and I'd love to have the original. Thanks.
Don't know who made it but here is the pic
Don't know who made it but here is the pic
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/6/12/
I immediately thought Sharn when I read that. Why oh why didn't it occur to me to make a motivator out of it first? Good job Dave.
I thought of it when I first read it at work, then forgot.
I don't get it... Possibly because I never watched Smallville.
Look below the title of the article.
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It says 'Redirected from The Traveler'.
Manifest Zones could've easily been "Manifest Zones. Breadcrumbs won't cut it." Or "Manifest Zones. Can your GPS get you out of here?" Or something else. *sigh*
But now I think I'm gonna have to make a Sharn joke about the world's largest Manifest Coverage area.
Manifest Zones - Not Liable
Should've bought the optional insurance.
Should've bought the optional insurance.
Hey! I figure this is the easy way, so I hear I go. Does anybody mind if I put these posters on the RPG.net Forums Motivational Threads? I may have already posted several... dozen. In exchange, please accept this offering of fourth edition Artificers!
I'm pretty sure it's okay, so long as you state that they're not yours and don't take all the credit (perhaps even say what thread they're from :D).
Also, for such long posts, you might want to put the motivators in a sblock.
Is anyone else tired of "You doing it [right|wrong]!" and "It's kind of like that." other than me?
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Is anyone else amused by someone being tired of memes and then using a meme?
I guess that I don't see it the same way ... the person before was annoyed by the constant use of certain and specific memes used. Not all of them, just certain ones. That's my take.
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You win this round. And probably all following rounds. But this round was briefly contested, and you have won it, but I say that in an ominous voice, making it seem threatening. Touche, sir. Touche. On that note:
On a further note... WHY AREN'T SPOILER TAGS WORKING FOR ME?! I keep putting them in, but they just won't show up. Little help?
Is anyone else amused by someone being tired of memes and then using a meme?
Actually I am just tired of seeing the same ones over and over again.
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Nice.. Stargate..
sblocking to protect the world from nerd pedantry
Asymmetrical, oblong shape? Check.
Faded image of past events? Check.
Broken fluted pillars lying around near the base? Check.
Used primarily for time travel (the caption on this image in Forge of War is "A mysterious artifact provides a gateway through time itself")? Check.
Asymmetrical, oblong shape? Check.
Faded image of past events? Check.
Broken fluted pillars lying around near the base? Check.
Used primarily for time travel (the caption on this image in Forge of War is "A mysterious artifact provides a gateway through time itself")? Check.
Ok im gonna try to my hand at this so tell me how i do
Argonessen
Children of Winter
That's awesome. Source?
That's awesome. Source?
Photo is from http://pictureisunrelated.com/
That Children of winter pic was disturbing...........
The shocking grammar in eargan's post was disturbing! :p
The shocking grammar in eargan's post was disturbing! :p
Agreed.
Also, Monkey Grip+Mercurial Greatsword isn't abuse. Monkey Grip, in fact, sucks.
One for those of you who still play 3.5:
Agreed.
One for those of you who still play 3.5:
They're in 4th Edition.
They're in 4th Edition.
They're in 4th Edition.
Where's the source for that artificer pic? I can't seem to find it....
It's from the playtest article in Dragon 365.
In response...
This has been a point of mine for a while ... what stops Vadalis from creating Magebred humans? Why aren't there any Khan Noonien Singh's? or Roy Batty's?
This has been a point of mine for a while ... what stops Vadalis from creating Magebred humans? Why aren't there any Khan Noonien Singh's? or Roy Batty's?
This is actually a plot similar to what my players have dealt with. Although, more similar to something like Dark Angel. I have been tempted to turn it into something similar to Fringe as well.
This has been a point of mine for a while ... what stops Vadalis from creating Magebred humans? Why aren't there any Khan Noonien Singh's? or Roy Batty's?
The type limitations on the template - it can only be applied to animals, and humans are humanoids. :P
This has been a point of mine for a while ... what stops Vadalis from creating Magebred humans? Why aren't there any Khan Noonien Singh's? or Roy Batty's?
Who says there aren't? Look at the Vidalis prestige class from the Dragonmarked Houses.
Moreover, who says there aren't, period? It's a natural extension of the House, after all. If Dragons can do it in Pathfinder, I don't see any reason why some other Dragon couldn't work with Vidalis to do the same in Eberron.
==Aelryinth
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This has been a point of mine for a while ... what stops Vadalis from creating Magebred humans? Why aren't there any Khan Noonien Singh's? or Roy Batty's?
Who says there aren't? Look at the Vidalis prestige class from the Dragonmarked Houses.
Moreover, who says there aren't, period? It's a natural extension of the House, after all. If Dragons can do it in Pathfinder, I don't see any reason why some other Dragon couldn't work with Vidalis to do the same in Eberron.
==Aelryinth
They DO exist. There's a whole passage on them in the ECG. It's why I posted the motivator, to herald their new canon existence. <_<
You know, with stuff like Renegade Mastermaker and Warforged Graft, its only a matter of time before they start Cyber-Converting humans into Warforged. Those who are incompatible will be deleted.
I got this idea while reading the new EPG
hahahahaha, where did you get that image? That's too good.
hahahahaha, where did you get that image? That's too good.
I found that picture on a forum a while ago. I have no idea who the original creator is. Here's the full image if anyone wants to see it:
Kaius
Not entirely safe for work...
It appears either someone didn't tell the artist the age of the character being portrayed, it's not the Lollipope, or it's the Lollipope of the FUTURE!
That ain't Jaela my good man.
That ain't Jaela my good man.
Isn't it Diani?
Isn't it Diani?
"Empress" Donata of the magebred humans based in Metrol in the Mournland.
"Empress" Donata of the magebred humans based in Metrol in the Mournland.
Oh. that changes things a bit.
[IMG]-snip-
I just lost a healing surge, failed a Will save, and took a -3 penalty to Int.
The pain.
MAKE IT GO AWAY!
Otherwise we'll probably be seeing two forty year old Japanesse men in school girl uniforms tomorrow.
Okay, someone just needs to hack Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd's computer and block Picture is Unrelated.
Otherwise we'll probably be seeing two forty year old Japanesse men in school girl uniforms tomorrow.
Sigh.
(Crosses out latest breakthough motivational poster idea.)
;)
Okay, someone just needs to hack Harcourt_Fenton_Mudd's computer and block Picture is Unrelated.
Otherwise we'll probably be seeing two forty year old Japanesse men in school girl uniforms tomorrow.
It could be worse. They could be fat forty-year old Japanese men in schoolgirl uniforms. :P
It could be worse. They could be fat forty-year old Japanese men in schoolgirl uniforms. :P
been there, done that....
PS: are you scared now?
been there, done that....
PS: are you scared now?
Not really. This is the internet, after all. :P
Hah. One time, I was running a halfling barbarian, and we needed to pull the guard away from the door he was guarding; so, I snuck into a nearby bathroom, raged, destroyed the bathroom, attracted the attention of the guard, and then knocked him out. This prompted the party's bard to write a song named, "Rage against the Latrine".
New guy slowly working through the thread here, but this one had me rofling. Well played sir.
Not really. This is the internet, after all. :P
There are corners of the internet where even Daelkyr fear to tread.
There are corners of the internet where even Daelkyr fear to tread.
I'm pretty sure there's at least one sealed inside the 4chan servers.
I'm pretty sure there's at least one sealed inside the 4chan servers.
moot is a Daelkyr.
Is he trapped within /tg/ or some other, more terrifying board, like /b/?
When his son died because the insurance company he worked for refused to pay for medical care. Nate (center) a highly skilled fraud investigator together with a crew of people he used to catch including a strong arm mercenary, con artist grifter, a cat burglar, and a hacker start knocking off big corporations and other powerful people who screw people over.
Sort of like a robinhood/A-team kinda thing. They find people who have been wronged but have no legal recourse and they provide 'leverage' to get the people what they deserve (and a little extra for themselves, but only after the injured party gets what they deserve). Usually landing the power person who did the screwing in jail or ruining them financially.
Its on TNT.
I heard about it on Wil Wheaton's blog actually, he's going to be in an ep of season 2.
Kung-Fu Monkey
He also posts other random stuff there as well, but the Leverage question and answer posts are some of the best content (mainly because it's Leverage Q&A).
Eberron Player's Guide Page 125. Were we really not going to swing at that softball?
Soooo,
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doesn't work anymore does it?
I had a weird dream last night. In it, I was playing D&D with my friends and my character was a warforged named Heavy. So I made this motivator:
That is too awesome for words. What miniature is that anyway?
That is too awesome for words. What miniature is that anyway?
It came from here:
lol.1st ever pic i've ever put on a forum.woo!
It's in Dragon 377 it's canon now.
It's in Dragon 377 it's canon now.
What is canon now? Keith Baker not liking Eladrin?
Just thought I'd try my hand at this.
You have to upload your motivational poster to a file hoster, like flickr or photobucket.
You have to upload your motivational poster to a file hoster, like flickr or photobucket.
Right! Fixed! Thanks!
D'awwww...
By the Silver Flame follower in a Dragon's Stomach. This thread has been going strong for 2 years.
Here's a new one:
It's in Dragon 377 it's canon now.
What is canon now? Keith Baker not liking Eladrin?
I guess it wouldn't really surprise me, given the Aerenal are... well, death-worshiping goth elves, and the Valenar are marauding Klingon-esque elves, with the city elves being the "human culture, elf biology" flavor, the original setting doesn't really contain a "elves who live in their mystic spires and are masters of arcane" ala sun elves/Eladrin. In my game, I treat elves, Shadar-kai, and eladrins as 'indistinguishable' in character, and they simply represent Valenar, Aerenal, and city elves respectively.
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edit: hmm, it appears I do not know how to post images anymore.
edit: hmm, it appears I do not know how to post images anymore.
Those were awesome! Following the links works just as well.
Thanks. and also hey ma look pictures
edit: hmm, it appears I do not know how to post images anymore.
You still know how to make great posters, though. That counts for something, no? :D
Pluss
Equals... [NC-17]
I wouldn't really say so...
I love this thread!
Don't let the thread die!
Don't let the thread die!
I want to know how to do that teehee.
Pow!
CSI: Medani. Because CSI: Sharn doesn't sound as good. Props to Bigger than Cheeses for the art.
CSI: Medani. Because CSI: Sharn doesn't sound as good. Props to Bigger than Cheeses for the art.
Is he putting glasses on top of his glasses?
Props go to other posters for Undead Warforged concept and the Airships text.
I want to know how to do that teehee.
bighugelabs.com/motivator.php
Go for it!
CSI: Medani. Because CSI: Sharn doesn't sound as good. Props to Bigger than Cheeses for the art.
I will just say this: Awesome.
I don't watch CSI, so I don't really know what this is about. I will go ahead and assume he doesn't actually wear two glasses in the show, though.
Every episode of CSI:Miami opens with a shot of a murder scene, the CSI guy (forget his name, the one with the sunglasses) walks in, somebody explains something about the crime scene, Mr. sun glasses then says a witty one liner, while putting on his shades. The theme song then starts with the YEAAAAAAH!.
edit: saints above. I got spoilers and images to work. huzzah
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A Very Karrnathi Christmas
‘Twas the night before Khybersef, when all through the castles,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the four Emerald Claw spies, three Trust agents, two Dark Lanterns, five Eyes of Aundair, one Thuranni assassin, a Phiarlan string quartet, and forty six Karrnathi undead secretly buried outside in the garden during the war, long in capsules.
The caltrops were lain by the chimney with care,
Should some smart-aleck spy try a move unfair.
King Kaius sat in his throne, awake through the night.
While visions of what he’d done would not leave his sight.
Moranna paced in her room, Conqueror going unplayed.
A disloyal warlord in the dungeon waited to be flayed.
When out in the streets there arose such a rattle,
Kaius shouted for his guards, and readied for battle.
To his inner sanctum the King did run and draw his knife,
Soulthief and its twelve brethren glittered with unholy life.
At the gates and on the walls the racket continues,
Bringing bitter memories of war and torn sinews.
When what by the Host should appear in this darkest night?
One human form and nine skeletal horses, aloft in flight
With a manically laughing being wielding the reins,
The king’s legions all fell to their ramparts in pains.
Kaius saw all of this from a magic spyhole,
And he knew at once this creature so awful.
Dungeoneering check made with DC to spare,
He ordered his rotwings to take to the air.
For at last the red lich of Illmarrow had come to Korth,
The consort of Lady Vol, to take the city for all it was worth.
As before the Dragonhawks of the Knights Arcane,
The fliers of ancient Karrnath were cut in twain.
Red necrosis and violet lightning crackled in the sky,
And again Crownhome knew the horror causing sons to die.
Kaius called to his host of casters and shouted for spells by name,
On Mordenkainen! On Tenser! On Mage Armor and Unholy Flame!
Yet as if he was a third edition iron golem twas all in vain,
Spells and arrows passed over Zombie Klaus like drops of rain!
The Crimson King of Winter’s Fury punched through the walls,
While the Conqueror’s Host shouted glory about the halls!
For naught, were their lives, histories, and veteran records spent,
Residuum and men’s blood decked the castle causing servants to repent.
Klaus stood before Kaius, the first and the last of his line,
Their gazes finally met, the king believed he would dine.
Such a fury and rancor did ring out, horrifying me,
No battle as this was seen since Episode Three.
And finally across the towers and bridges the duel did end,
With the king down, no encounter powers left to spend.
Great Zombie Klaus then reached deep into his cloak,
He leaned in close to the King, and this is what he spoke.
“We both are bloodied, swords notched, and down to our last,
Alas I am no true lich and any hope of regeneration has past.”
“You my dear king are the only hope of Khorvaire for peace,
At least you’re trying, unlike that frigid blonde beast.”
“I have a gift for you.” He said. And the King’s sword paused.
Klaus quickly added, “It ain’t the answers to Lost.”
He drew not a glaive, but a shiny red box,
“This is Vol’s Phylactery! Now end this pox!”
The King held it over the walls as Korth burned beneath,
Then he drew it close to him and sank in his teeth.
Memories of a wife long lost flooded his sense of taste,
His victory over the Order now required no haste.
Rather than quickly destroy it and free the world of her disease,
Kaius would hold it in trust, to wait for a group of worthy PCs.
He was a monster, a sidebar, a skirmisher in a book.
The death of the Queen belonged not to a king but a rook.
Leaping from the parapet Klaus took to his sleigh,
Waving his greatsword, he began to bray.
“Merry Khybersef to all, and to all a good night!”
And the readers cried, “This poem sucks the syllables aren’t right!”
Great... Now my vision of Kaius has taken on aspects of Fry from Futurama. >_<
If you're referencing the contraceptive/time machine joke...
Why would you see Futurama instead of H2G2... young people...
Great... Now my vision of Kaius has taken on aspects of Fry from Futurama. >_<
If you're referencing the contraceptive/time machine joke...
Why would you see Futurama instead of H2G2... young people...
Probably because, to my disgrace, I have not finished the Hitchhikers Guide books... I know, I know...
As for the rest, it a combination of the amusing contrast in Kaius/Fry's personalities and the way both have the whole "I'm my own grandpa" thing going on (Fry literally, Kaius more figuratively).
But what if Kaius I and Kaius III (the real one) really are the same man?
Raise Dead ain't fixin' this.
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Not that we needed all that for the adventure, but once you get locked into a serious alchemy collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that worried me was the residuum. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than an artificer in the depths of a residuum binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
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Not that we needed all that for the adventure, but once you get locked into a serious alchemy collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that worried me was the residuum. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than an artificer in the depths of a residuum binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Is that "Fear and Loathing..."? It's been a while since I've seen the movie but the quote sounded familiar.
Surprised nobody did this one already.
Surprised nobody did this one already.
where is this from?
Surprised nobody did this one already.
where is this from?
Its from Stargate SG-1 television series ("The Ori are a group of ascended beings who use their advanced technology and knowledge of the universe to attempt to trick non-ascended humans into worshiping them as gods").
Followers of the Path of Inspiration Origin believe that the beings they worship are ascended humanoids, which is a lie the truth. They are also taught that by adhering to the principles of Inspiration Origin, they too can ascend. This is a lie, as the Quori are actually using their followers' devotion to prevent the Quor Tarai become more powerful.
Priests of Inspiration Origin, known as the Chosen Priors, are imbued with power from their "gods" which allows them to perform miracles.
Additionally, the high priests, known as the Inspired Doci, are is in direct communion with the Quori, and can actually be possessed by them.
Poof!
Thank you, very nice.
Sauce please!
Bumping a great Thread
cheezburger.com/View/3651644928
A.) Use those spelling and grammar skills you have. You don't need the comma, and its spelled "accurate".
B.) Try to figure out *why* you're making fun of someone. In this case, your homophobia is blinding you to the fact that the changeling is stabbing someone in the back with a knife and assuming his identity. Now, you may have some pretty wierd kinks, but that doesn't exactly scream homoerotic to me.
C.) The least you could do is at least contribute to the thread, rather than sneering at someone. As such:
I made these a while back and posted them in another thread, but I have no qualms about re-using old material (at least until I can come up with something new and witty).
Excellent!!!
Here's some Dreaming Dark Trilogy by Keith Baker Posters.
Warning: Spoilers
(Hope it/something similar hasn't been done already. It's taken me three days just to get to page 50, so I haven't seen everything yet... ^_^')
wroinght = so wrong it's right
EDIT:
Here's some I came up with after reading Secrets of Sarlona.
Nature check DC 20: Rakshasas are malevolent, deceptive humanoids with a taste for luxury and soft drinks.
