Eberron Wild Mass Guessing

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#1

joni-san

May 04, 2008 9:26:45
In the vein of TV Tropes: Wild Mass Guessing do you have any wild and not so wild theories for Eberron? (Eberron is briefly mentioned in the D&D WMG)

Here are some:
*Keith Baker is a bored god who writes Eberron for fun. Proof?
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#2

RedRider

May 04, 2008 20:39:05
*The Trust manipulated WotC's top designers to keep the gnome out of the Fourth Edition Players' Handbook, for reasons inscrutible.
#3

rania

May 05, 2008 0:09:38
The Mourning was caused when a mathemagician divided by zero.
#4

joni-san

May 07, 2008 12:45:38
*Eberron is (insert dev)'s way of handling his triskaidekaphobia.

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-Joni
#5

Kagehito

May 07, 2008 13:33:40
*Eberron is really just the imagination an Autistic kid staring into a snow globe.

(Cookie for the ref.)
#6

rania

May 07, 2008 14:34:49
*Eberron is (insert dev)'s way of handling his triskaidekaphobia.

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-Joni

Makes more sense than SOME of the theories I've seen on here....
#7

Alter_Boy

May 07, 2008 17:20:20
The REAL reason the Mark of Death was expunged from the world was:

- Vol was so pretty, she made all the Dragons jealous
- Vol's breath weapon was so zesty, the dragons couldn't resist!
- The dragonmark looked like a rude gesture.
- Aerenal's Real Estate could not accomodate dragons living there.
- The Gnomes commanded the Dragons to do it.
- coincidence. The real reason they were killed was because Vol's parents invented disco.
- Merrix d'Cannith went back in time in his DeLorean Airship and warned the Aerenal that their marriage would ruin the future.
#8

ChaoticGood

May 08, 2008 2:21:04
The Next War will be fought between Tieflings and Dragonborn over who will be the dominant newcomer!

Psst... hey Kagehito!
#9

Kagehito

May 08, 2008 15:17:20
For you my good sir

#10

elrodian

May 08, 2008 17:16:34
why did Vol become a lich

she need a timeout