[Humor] Internet Memes in Eberron.

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#1

joni-san

Mar 17, 2007 18:46:08
I read a thread over at 4chan on making a fan animated Warhammer 40K series. In this thread they started to make 40K version of certain memes.

I think you see where I'm getting at. The funny thing is that some memes need no translation. "Kill it with fire"

Commander: What do the scouts say about the number of warforged in that valley?
Soldier: The number... its over nine-thousaaand!
Commander: What?! Nine-thousand?!

Flamer: "HERETICS!? IN MY PRESENCE!?"
Inquisitor: "It is more likely than you think."

Female Talenta Barbarian, has long brown hair and wears a green dress and has red and green eyes. Her battlecry: DESU!

Sharn is shaped like a giant cat when seen from a distance.

General: Changeling spies, in my army?
Officer (changeling): It's more likely than you think

Cardinal Krozen: I has a loli
Merrix: I has a 'forged.

*Adventurers meet the LoB*
LoB: *>:3* Rawr!
Adventurers: By the Host! It's the Lord of Blades! Get in the airship!

Powerword: Fgsfds.
Powerword: Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Powerword: Nyoro~n.

Ammount of stolen cakes from bakery: 40. "And that's terrible" the baker exclaims.

Two NPCs, one starts every sentence with "My hair is..." and the other ends every sentence with "... in Breland!"

The very attractive Silver Flame nun who fights using a YoYo... IS A TRAP!

Female Gnome Elemental Scion (MoE) who specializes in earth elementals: Rock-loli.

Famous berserker: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIINS!

Truedive Shifter who sings: I'm a Shark! I'm a shaaark! (and other stuff).

Spell: Numa Numa Dance.

Other points:
*Anything negative about furries will be transplanted to Shifters and Lycanthropes
*There will be a spellcater saying: How do I cast web?
*Somebody needs to make an Eberron "Reaction guys" strip.
*Alignment: Chaotic Waha.
*PRC: Anonymous.
#2

millenia

Mar 17, 2007 19:09:51
Pedobear in this context would be a big, burly, hairy shifter who constantly tries to infiltrate Flamekeep Cathedral, for obvious reasons.
#3

zombiegleemax

Mar 17, 2007 19:15:28
Were tiger decended shifter declares his presence on aArgonth by saying
'Im in joor base, killig yoor doods.'
His vicory sees the missave
'All joo base am belong to me
Cats.'
#4

macrovore

Mar 17, 2007 21:23:26
note: I did not think of this, though I wish I had.
In Y.K. 998
War was beginning.
Baron: What happen ?
Gnome: Somebody set up us the fireball.
Gnome: We get message.
Baron: What !
Gnome: Main messaging station turn on.
Baron: It's you !!
LoB: How are you gentlemen !!
LoB: All your creation forge are belong to us.
LoB: You are on the way to Mourning.
Baron: What you say !!
LoB: You have no chance to survive make your time.
LoB: Ha ha ha ha ....
Gnome: Baron !!
Baron: Take off every airship!!
Baron: You know what you doing.
Baron: Move airship.
Baron: For great justice!!!
#5

cancerousmango

Mar 17, 2007 21:56:29
I could make a million of these.

more
yet more
#6

dragoondarkfire

Mar 17, 2007 22:12:59
Kaius (in disguise as a karrnath commander): KARNNATHS! TONIGHT WE DINE! IN KHYBER!

Valnear Troop: THIS IS MADNESS!
Kaius: THIS IS KARRNATH!

Valnear Troop: THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE VALES TARIN! DECSEND UPON YOU! OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!
Karrnath Troop: Then we will fight in the shade.

ALSO!

Boranel: You're the man now dog.
#7

cancerousmango

Mar 17, 2007 22:14:38
Valnear Troop: THIS IS MADNESS!
Kaius: THIS IS KARRNATH!

Dick. I was going to make an animated .gif out of that. Oh well.
#8

dragoondarkfire

Mar 17, 2007 22:20:15
Random Individual: so I heard you like Daelkyr
#9

cancerousmango

Mar 17, 2007 23:09:31
Random Individual: so I heard you like Daelkyr

OMG I LUV DAELKYR!!!!
#10

yadot

Mar 17, 2007 23:12:52
Adventurer One does not simply walk into Kyber
Artificer IM CHARGIN MY WANDZ
Anyone A shifter is fine too
Karrnathi I has a shuvel
The LOB is not amused

That's all I can think of for now.

EDIT: This is the best I can do with only Paint. I'm sure someone Photoshop savvy can do better.
#11

romulus_lonewolf

Mar 17, 2007 23:17:50
Kaius (in disguise as a karrnath commander): KARNNATHS! TONIGHT WE DINE! IN KHYBER!

Valnear Troop: THIS IS MADNESS!
Kaius: THIS IS KARRNATH!

Valnear Troop: THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE VALES TARIN! DECSEND UPON YOU! OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!
Karrnath Troop: Then we will fight in the shade.

To be honest, I rather picture the Dhakaani as being Eberron's Spartan equivalent. And they'd say "Dine in Dolurrh".

Now, for the Karrnathi, I've always pictured Gladiator..

Karrnathi Commander: On my signal, unleash Khyber.
#12

cancerousmango

Mar 17, 2007 23:27:35
DAMN. THIS ONE'S AN EPIC. PLEASE MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE.
#13

kaizer_ryu

Mar 17, 2007 23:51:49
Cancerousmango wins.

What s/he wins, I have no idea. But s/he wins.
#14

cancerousmango

Mar 17, 2007 23:53:17
Cancerousmango wins.

What s/he wins, I have no idea. But s/he wins.

I win the right to ban one member from the forums. Cmon mods, please?
#15

yadot

Mar 18, 2007 0:11:33
I win the right to ban one member from the forums. Cmon mods, please?

I may not be mod but I can award you with this:

Dolurrh, why not have 2?
#16

cancerousmango

Mar 18, 2007 0:28:32
I may not be mod but I can award you with this:

Dolurrh, why not have 2?

Sigged. Now someone outdo my 20 minutes of work, please?
#17

cancerousmango

Mar 18, 2007 0:29:23
Cancerousmango wins.

What s/he wins, I have no idea. But s/he wins.

BTW, I'm a dude.

Yet another one.
#18

zombiegleemax

Mar 18, 2007 1:12:30
DAMN. THIS ONE'S AN EPIC. PLEASE MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE.

I don't know if I can make it worth it, by by the Host tell me where you got that magnificent picture that is hidden beneath all that silly WOW-speak!
#19

cancerousmango

Mar 18, 2007 1:31:46
I don't know if I can make it worth it, by by the Host tell me where you got that magnificent picture that is hidden beneath all that silly WOW-speak!

Tell me about it. I hate WoW.
#20

identitystolen

Mar 18, 2007 2:22:58
I don't know if I can make it worth it, by by the Host tell me where you got that magnificent picture that is hidden beneath all that silly WOW-speak!

Eberron: Eye of the Wolf

http://www.devilsdue.net/eberron
#21

zombiegleemax

Mar 18, 2007 6:26:23
Yet another one.

I'm sorry Dude/Ma'am, I don't recognise that one.
#22

zombiegleemax

Mar 18, 2007 7:00:03
Here's mine.

Late addition.
#23

joni-san

Mar 18, 2007 7:39:09
"This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
"This! Is! DHAKAAAAAN!"

From the No love for Goblins thread
#24

xaxor

Mar 18, 2007 19:43:09
It's like... 4chan is conquering the online world.
#25

Ryuu_Tenshi

Mar 18, 2007 20:35:50
Daelkyr: O'RYLEH?!
Mindflayer: YA RYLEH!!!

heh. that meme is so much better that way.
#26

cancerousmango

Mar 18, 2007 22:07:57
I'm sorry Dude/Ma'am, I don't recognise that one.

TL;DR stands for "too long, didn't read"
#27

Kensan_Oni

Mar 18, 2007 22:23:34
Lyrandar Skycaptain: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Adventurer: Define "interesting".
Lyrandar Skycaptain: [deadpan] Oh Host, oh host, we're all going to die?

Golden Circle Member: Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

Mercenary Airship Captain: This is how it is. Anybody doesn't wanna fly with me any more, this is your port of harbor. There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for House Lyrandar to choose mine.
[Fireballs Lyrandar Dragonamark crawling from wreckage]

House Sivis Assassin: Secrets... are not my concern. Keeping them... is.
#28

Ryuu_Tenshi

Mar 18, 2007 23:20:32
Lyrandar Skycaptain: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Adventurer: Define "interesting".
Lyrandar Skycaptain: [deadpan] Oh Host, oh host, we're all going to die?

Golden Circle Member: Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

Mercenary Airship Captain: This is how it is. Anybody doesn't wanna fly with me any more, this is your port of harbor. There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for House Lyrandar to choose mine.
[Fireballs Lyrandar Dragonamark crawling from wreckage]

House Sivis Assassin: Secrets... are not my concern. Keeping them... is.

Lyrandar Pilot: I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar...

Escaped Elan psion: ... Also? I can kill you with my brain.
#29

chimericalwolf

Mar 19, 2007 9:39:49
Step 1: Awaken Clawfoot
Step 2: Convince Clawfoot he's the incarnation of a deity
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit!
#30

joni-san

Mar 19, 2007 10:05:50
It's like... 4chan is conquering the online world.

Welcome to WoTChan.

I'm in ur boardz, quooting ur posts.

And cancerousmango has the largest win in this thread.
#31

chimericalwolf

Mar 19, 2007 10:12:25
Anyone else worrying that the Mods are now watching this thread, and putting invisible little (4channer) tags on all our posts? Or is the party van across the street just beaming paranoia-beams into my head again?

Where'd that foil go off to?
#32

zombiegleemax

Mar 19, 2007 10:15:42
cancerousmango needs to make me a gif file of the nightspot in the Explorer's Handbook with the caption "Ereyboda in tha club gettin' tipsy."
#33

dragoondarkfire

Mar 19, 2007 10:44:12
Sarlonian man reprisenting Redria in Sharn: HAJJEMIDA! My name is Borriat. I like you, do you like me?
#34

lancer2010

Mar 19, 2007 14:07:48
Man, I plan on slipping in some lines when I finally get around to a Eberron session.

Here's one I'm gonna use.

"Alright, meeting's over.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk."

If I worded it wrong, I apologize, I haven't seen all of Firefly... even though I own it.

Yeah, try to figure that one out.
#35

millenia

Mar 19, 2007 14:40:55
When first encountering a carcass crab in the Mournland.

Crab battle!

*Uses Bardic Knowledge, rolls a natural 1* Giant crabs such as these played an important part in historical battles in ancient Galifar!

*Knowledge check* Its armor-laden shell is impossible to penetrate with weapons! We have to flip it over and then cause MASSIVE DAMAGE!
#36

cancerousmango

Mar 20, 2007 0:38:01
cancerousmango needs to make me a gif file of the nightspot in the Explorer's Handbook with the caption "Ereyboda in tha club gettin' tipsy."

Here you go Forrest Gump.
#37

yadot

Mar 20, 2007 0:49:14
Anyone else worrying that the Mods are now watching this thread, and putting invisible little (4channer) tags on all our posts? Or is the party van across the street just beaming paranoia-beams into my head again?

Where'd that foil go off to?

Your not authorized for that data citizen.

On the other hand, I it's:
hugs tiem
#38

zombiegleemax

Mar 20, 2007 6:18:04
Here you go Forrest Gump.

That is the greatest thing ever.

And I am neither Forrest Gump nor am I from St. Louis. :P
#39

Edymnion

Mar 20, 2007 7:34:33
I read a thread over at 4chan

Dude, admitting in public that you're a 4channer? Thats pretty brave. :D
#40

chimericalwolf

Mar 20, 2007 13:29:45
Dude, admitting in public that you're a 4channer? Thats pretty brave. :D

What about admitting you're a /k/ommando? Or a /v/idiot?

Or, and let's see if this damages my innernet rep, a /d/eviant?
#41

joni-san

Mar 20, 2007 16:38:00
I read a thread over at 4chan

Dude, admitting in public that you're a 4channer? Thats pretty brave. :D

Anonymous does not know fear.

What about admitting you're a /k/ommando? Or a /v/idiot?

Or, and let's see if this damages my innernet rep, a /d/eviant?

There are things there that are relevant to my interests.

Any /co/mrades, fa/tg/uys or ca/tg/irls here?
#42

xaxor

Mar 20, 2007 19:45:29
It's obvious that almost everyone in this thread is a 4channer.

I used to visit /v/ but I dare not until I finish Twilight Princess. I still visit /co/ and /tg/. I lurk really. Stop looking at me like that.

So who or what would take the place of Limecat?
#43

cancerousmango

Mar 21, 2007 8:37:32
It's obvious that almost everyone in this thread is a 4channer.

Take it back. I'm a YTMNDer, so I get the trends after they've been started by the 4Chan creeps. My friend, who peruses 4Chan, summed it up like this: "It's like sifting through a mountain of severed dog *****es and vomit to get to the little diamonds randomly spread through the mountain."
#44

Edymnion

Mar 21, 2007 11:53:17
It's obvious that almost everyone in this thread is a 4channer.

Nope, I don't do 4chan, too childish for my tastes. I can't stand those stupid little "I'm in your X Y'ing up your Z" and "Oh RLY?" bits.

As a good denizen of the internet, I am familiar with what goes on there, but I don't hang out there by any means.
Take it back. I'm a YTMNDer

Gah, I'd rather be known as a rabid 4channer than even a passive viewer of YTMND.
#45

deekin

Mar 21, 2007 12:32:44
When first encountering a carcass crab in the Mournland.

Crab battle!

*Uses Bardic Knowledge, rolls a natural 1* Giant crabs such as these played an important part in historical battles in ancient Galifar!

*Knowledge check* Its armor-laden shell is impossible to penetrate with weapons! We have to flip it over and then cause MASSIVE DAMAGE!

GIANT ENEMY CRAB
#46

xaxor

Mar 21, 2007 13:09:27
Note the word "almost." It's the /b/tards you have to watch out for.
#47

Ryuu_Tenshi

Mar 21, 2007 13:32:51
Nope, I don't do 4chan, too childish for my tastes. I can't stand those stupid little "I'm in your X Y'ing up your Z" and "Oh RLY?" bits.

As a good denizen of the internet, I am familiar with what goes on there, but I don't hang out there by any means.Gah, I'd rather be known as a rabid 4channer than even a passive viewer of YTMND.

Same. I know the memes, I just don't go looking for them >>;
#48

dyloniusfunk

Mar 21, 2007 14:35:51
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the most prefect meme to put in Eberron. Picture the scene, a group of adventures in a tavern in Sharn talking about what they've seen and done. finally one of them puts his mug down and stands up.

Adventurer:"Gentlemen, this is all well and good but i tell ya you ain't heard nothing till ya hear this. I saw it with my own two eyes i did. I was with a group doing recon work for one of the Talentea Clans, trying to find tracks of possible Valenar raiders. Well my scout tells me he's found what looks like a parade of mounted halfings moving slowly, all ornately decorated with what looked like religious garb. He said he had been spotted but they hadn't reacted, simply ignoring him while he watched. So i says, lets follow them and perhaps if they don't care we can see what this is about. So we slowly follow the scout back to where he found them and sure enough there it was. But it was bigger than he had described and i recognized markings of several clans, including the ones who hired us. After a while we arrived at what seemed to be a camp. Well i tell ya i had never seen so many halfings gathered in one spot. I imagine there hadn't been such a gathering since the War. In any case i was lucky enough to find our employer and told him why we were here. He simply shruged and said that we would not understand the purpose of this gathering but could watch anyway. There was a great bonfire, rising high into the sky, and around it sat the halfings in a circle. Finally something stirred and the circle spread to allow someone or something in. Well to my surprise what came in was a dinosaur, a raptor. But it was walking by itself with halfings around it like they were it's servants. But they seemed less like servants and more like, i don't know, followers or disciples. They had an air about them, like they were in service to this raptor. Seeing our amazement our employers said to me, We don't know where it came from, only that one day it started speaking to us. No spell was the cause it simple began to speak. And it spoke of a new way a way of peace. It appears only every sporaticly, when the moons are all full. That is when we gather here, to listen and learn. We have a name for him in our tounge, but it is to complicated for you to understand. The best translation i could think of would be, Raptor Jesus'."
#49

zombiegleemax

Mar 28, 2007 14:33:10
In Galifar, you have dreams. But in Soviet Riedra, dreams have YOU!
#50

joni-san

Mar 28, 2007 17:59:43
Are these Warrior Bullywugs?

Hmmm... What about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
#51

dragoondarkfire

Mar 28, 2007 20:43:29
A term used by worshipers of the silver flame who believe that "sexually" relieving yourself is a great mortal sin.

The Rakshasa in the Ceiling is watching you ****
#52

macrovore

Mar 28, 2007 21:23:10
Check this out.
#53

cancerousmango

Mar 28, 2007 22:58:55
Check this out.

Very nice.
#54

true_atlantean

Mar 29, 2007 5:53:05
Lord of Blades to a captured human "I feel that I have been somehow....infected...by your presence."

Lyrandar Capt to crew after throwing a passenger overboard "No ticket."

Extreme Explorer "Daelkyr! I hate those guys!"
#55

dyloniusfunk

Mar 29, 2007 19:31:18
This might be a bit paraphrased

Artificer is looking over a wand or other magic item. " It's a shop. I can tell from the magical aura and that fact that I've seen quite a few shops in my day"
#56

chimericalwolf

Mar 29, 2007 21:30:52
Artificer is looking over a wand or other magic item. " It's a shop. I can tell from the magical aura and that fact that I've seen quite a few shops in my day"

I hate you, DyloniusFunk, I hate every part of you.
#57

yadot

Mar 30, 2007 20:15:35
I hate you, DyloniusFunk, I hate every part of you.

Will you hate this?
#58

Twiggly_the_Gnome

Mar 30, 2007 23:04:26
Do you like kittens?
#59

joni-san

Mar 31, 2007 16:36:13
The Lord of Blades: I'm the new Commissar!

(You know what you have to do ;))
#60

vharuck

Mar 31, 2007 16:52:25
Gah, I'd rather be known as a rabid 4channer than even a passive viewer of YTMND.

Hmm, and I often go to both 4Chan and YTMND (have an account there)...

Oh my.
#61

logos7

Mar 31, 2007 18:11:00
Just Remember

Pudge the Shifter has a Posse

SHIFTER"S REPRESENTING!
#62

xaxor

Apr 02, 2007 15:27:46
Any elf with the Lesser Mark of Shadow: "I see what you did there."
#63

zombiegleemax

Apr 03, 2007 20:13:53
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaxor View Post
It's like... 4chan is conquering the online world.
Welcome to WoTChan.

I'm in ur boardz, quooting ur posts.

And cancerousmango has the largest win in this thread.

/b/ is everywhere. and my addition

LoB is not a meme.
#64

cancerousmango

Apr 03, 2007 22:32:42
Here's another. Source so people don't bother me by asking.
#65

chimericalwolf

Apr 04, 2007 6:18:27
Here's another. Source so people don't bother me by asking.

Well played, sir, well played.
#66

yadot

Apr 04, 2007 17:50:34
/b/ is everywhere. and my addition

LoB is not a meme.

But "LoB is not a meme" is a meme.
#67

xaxor

Apr 11, 2007 22:52:26
This Are Serious Warforged

Don't let this die!
#68

nundahl

Apr 12, 2007 8:13:51
Karnnath (chorus): All we wanna do is eat your brains!
#69

dragoondarkfire

Apr 12, 2007 10:32:07
Imagine this:

An elf with the right of counsel feat comes to his great,great,great,great grandfather now deceased.

I remember one thing... there was once an non-elf who became a deathless. Yes you heard me right. It was an unusual act, he was a human, who came to this land to preach to us his own gods. The Something Hose I believe... we told him to keep quiet but he would not listen. He called our worship to be wrong and that we were all foolishly kidding ourselves.

We had enough of him and we sentenced him to death. We tortured him, nailed him to a tree and the watched as the blood left his body and his head sank. Even then he preached to us about his own religion. Just as we were all about to leave his dead body where it stood it began to move. We had no idea what had happened.

It moved itself down from the tree and walked past us, telling us each that it was sorry for waisting our time. We didn't know what to think, it couldn't have been a deathless, we thought. The elders would never had believed it. But I knew... I could see in the way it's soul glowed. They gave it the name of an undead to mock him.

They called him Irrashtiv Suszallin but roughly translated to the common tongue it means "Zombie Jesus".
#70

nundahl

Apr 12, 2007 14:03:02
Imagine this:

I'm sure its possible I'm missing a great reference ... but I don't know that the resurrection of Jesus Christ is a meme ... *shrugs*
#71

wolfhati

Apr 12, 2007 14:20:24
A more classic meme.
#72

cancerousmango

Apr 12, 2007 16:36:13
I'm sure its possible I'm missing a great reference ... but I don't know that the resurrection of Jesus Christ is a meme ... *shrugs*

We sometimes call Easter "Zombie Jesus day" to remind people what the holiday's actually about.
#73

zombiegleemax

Apr 12, 2007 18:09:16
warforged kills karnathi zombie: PWNED!
cleric resurects the zombie as a skeleton and warforged says: HAX!!!!


cainith wand adept holding a wand of firebal in his ahnd, the carved wood looking very distinct. : fire ball for when you absolutly must kill every ************ in the room"
#74

nundahl

Apr 12, 2007 23:57:23
We sometimes call Easter "Zombie Jesus day" to remind people what the holiday's actually about.

Ah, I see ... thanks much!
#75

lancer2010

Apr 13, 2007 19:10:49
I'm sure its possible I'm missing a great reference ... but I don't know that the resurrection of Jesus Christ is a meme ... *shrugs*

It's also from Futurama, Professor Farnsworth's catchphrase was "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
#76

radicaltaoist

Apr 17, 2007 19:52:38
There's some great material here. I hope whatever can pulled from [thread=511306]this[/thread] can be of help.

Now, does anyone know of an Eberron image of an interrogation scene? Preferably one we can photoshop the head of a younger Samuel L. Jackson onto in strategic locations? I'm fairly sure Pulp Fiction still counts as enough of a meme to be replicated.
"What country you from?"
"What?"
"'What' doesn't sound like any of the Five Nations. They speak Common in What?"
"What?"
"COMMON MOTHER ! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
#77

chimericalwolf

Apr 18, 2007 6:06:39
RT, that's better then Raptor-Jesus.
#78

warforged_goblin

Apr 18, 2007 8:43:27
"COMMON MOTHER ! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

I actually used that in a campaign once. Non-Eberron, but the look on the DM's face when he realized that it was in-game was priceless.

*Newly appointed member of the Twelve overseeing communication*
"Now, House Sivis isn't just somewhere you dump words into, House Sivis is made up of tubes..."

*House Tharashk Bounty Hunter Motto*
"Im outside joor jurisdiction, pwning joor citizens!"

And remember, the ceiling raksasha may watch, but the crawling gauntlet helps...
#79

nundahl

Apr 18, 2007 12:19:49
In speaking of the strength and power of the Old Bear, many Brelish folk will simply state:

"King Boranel's tears can cure the Mourning, too bad he never cries."

::
#80

cancerousmango

Apr 18, 2007 12:52:54
In speaking of the strength and power of the Old Bear, many Brelish folk will simply state:

"King Boranel's tears can cure the Mourning, too bad he never cries."

::

That's going in game.
#81

warforged_goblin

Apr 18, 2007 15:02:12
"King Boranel's tears can cure the Mourning, too bad he never cries."

King Boranel doesn't sleep, he... No, wait, that's Kaius...

King Boranel's animal companion is a kraken who lives on land just to hang out with him. His mount is a herd of bulettes.

King Boranel can look directly at nymphs, and they like it.

King Boranel doesn't go hunting, King Boranel goes adventuring.

The tarrasque has DR 40/Boranel.

Physical contact with King Boranel causes 5d6 points of beard damage.

The most deadly dinosaur on the Talenta Plains? The King Borasaurus.
#82

pandapeep

Apr 18, 2007 15:05:49
I'm sick and tired of the M************* snakes on this M************* air ship!

Also, Hegdhogs on a Lightning rail!
#83

dragoondarkfire

Apr 18, 2007 16:35:18
King Boranel doesn't sleep, he... No, wait, that's Kaius...

King Boranel's animal companion is a kraken who lives on land just to hang out with him. His mount is a herd of bulettes.

King Boranel can look directly at nymphs, and they like it.

King Boranel doesn't go hunting, King Boranel goes adventuring.

The tarrasque has DR 40/Boranel.

Physical contact with King Boranel causes 5d6 points of beard damage.

The most deadly dinosaur on the Talenta Plains? The King Borasaurus.

King Boranel was the reason peace was declared at Thronehold.

The Rakshasa Raja's weren't imprisoned by the Coutals. They imprisoned themselves to escape King Boranel.

King Boranel's piece of the prophecy is roughly equal to 7500 dragonmarks, including the mark of death.

The daelkyr didn't imprison themselves because of Gatekeepers. King Boranel walked into Dahakanni, saw it was under attack and looked at Dyrrn the corrupter for three minuets until the daelkyr all ran back into Xoriat or into Khyber.

Dalquore didn't become constantly remote by the power of the Giants. King Boranel roundhouse kicked Dalquore and sent it into it's remote state.
#84

joni-san

Apr 18, 2007 18:59:44
Lady Vol, sooo tsundere... :D

Hmmm... I wonder if...
#85

vharuck

Apr 18, 2007 20:42:05
The tarrasque has DR 40/Boranel.

For some reason, I really like this one.
#86

he_who_lurks

Apr 18, 2007 22:34:00
This one is a bit more esoteric:

"Get up on the Hydra's back!" - doesn't even need modifying.
#87

radicaltaoist

Apr 19, 2007 17:05:49
RT, that's better then Raptor-Jesus.

Glad you liked it.
I actually used that in a campaign once. Non-Eberron, but the look on the DM's face when he realized that it was in-game was priceless.

I applaud you sir.


Now, we need the following Eberron images:
1) a guy giving a motivational speech or a yelling Cannith heir (DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS)
2) some sort of impressive vehicle stunt, such as an airship firing up, a lightning rail accelerating, or a Talenta halfling guiding his clawfoot through tricky rocks (VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO)

EDIT: From a friend
#88

xaxor

Apr 26, 2007 20:09:21
Commisar, eh?

Still learning this Paint.NET thingy...
#89

Alex_

Apr 26, 2007 20:57:23
I don't believe I've seen this referenced yet.

Raptor Cavalry



Or when you get to Vathinrond or any city that borders the Mournland, a couple of guys in afros block your path and tell you, "Cyre's closed due to mourning."
#90

yadot

Apr 26, 2007 23:02:37
I don't believe I've seen this referenced yet.

Raptor Cavalry

The Motivator doesn't save the posters it makes. You have to copy and save it onto Flickr or Tinpic.
#91

snipers_promise

Apr 29, 2007 22:17:10
Halfling riding a T-Rex into the a huge amout of Beholders: Lets do this. LEEEERRRRROOOOYYYY JEEENNNKKKKIINNNNS!!!!!!! Has that already been posted?
#92

joni-san

Apr 30, 2007 0:19:54
Has that already been posted?

OBJECTION!
#93

snipers_promise

Apr 30, 2007 18:17:22
Oh sorry.
#94

xaxor

May 04, 2007 21:51:25
Anyone have a good idea of which picture could use the "Fail" caption?
#95

julescarv

May 04, 2007 22:55:51
I'm NOT a 4channer. I'm just an occasional EDiot. I'm not sure whether that's better or worse, though.

Daelkyr: I did it for the lulz.

Merrix d'Cannith to Lord of Blades, concerning LoB's newly created, deformed warforged: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.

Dragon Below cultist: I found a way to release those Rakshasa Rajahs with extensive salient divine abilities from Khyber.
Silver Flamer: DO NOT WANT
#96

xaxor

May 09, 2007 16:51:55
A response to pictures of clearly feminine Warforged:

"Warforged do not work that way!"
#97

chimericalwolf

May 09, 2007 19:05:32
How does a vampire even know what schema are?
#98

deekin

May 09, 2007 23:53:37
A response to pictures of clearly feminine Warforged:

"Warforged do not work that way!"

Made it into a pic
#99

cancerousmango

May 10, 2007 0:52:38
Anyone have a good idea of which picture could use the "Fail" caption?

Here you go.
#100

zombiegleemax

May 12, 2007 20:01:16
There's some great material here. I hope whatever can pulled from [thread=511306]this[/thread] can be of help.

Now, does anyone know of an Eberron image of an interrogation scene? Preferably one we can photoshop the head of a younger Samuel L. Jackson onto in strategic locations? I'm fairly sure Pulp Fiction still counts as enough of a meme to be replicated.
"What country you from?"
"What?"
"'What' doesn't sound like any of the Five Nations. They speak Common in What?"
"What?"
"COMMON MOTHER ! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

Okay.. the best I could find was this:
http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=halforcri3.png
#101

zombiegleemax

May 15, 2007 18:54:34
sweet mother of god, i thought i left 4chan when i came to WotC...

ah well

Lord of Blades: ALL YUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
#102

chimericalwolf

May 15, 2007 18:58:38
sweet mother of god, i thought i left 4chan when i came to WotC...

ah well

Lord of Blades: ALL YUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

There is no leaving 4chan, /b/rother.

Don't you mean, "ALL YER CYRE ARE BELONG TO US!"?
#103

yadot

May 15, 2007 20:13:13
Narrator: In Y.K. 994, war was ending.

Airship Captain: What happen ?
Articifer: Somebody set up us the fireball.

Windwright: We get signal.
Airship Captain: What !
Windwright: Main scry ball turn on.
Airship Captain: It's you !!
LoB: How are you gentlemen !!
LoB: All your Cyre are belong to us.
LoB: You are on the way to mourning.
Airship Captain: What you say !!
LoB: You have no chance to survive make your time.
LoB: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Windwright: Captain !! *
Airship Captain: Take off every 'Airship' !!
Airship Captain: You know what you doing.
Airship Captain: Move 'Airship'.
Airship Captain: For great justice.
#104

toloran

May 15, 2007 20:50:27
To Barron Mannix d'Cannith: So, I heard you like warforged?
#105

shas-o_02_dup

May 16, 2007 2:14:48
4Chan makes Eberron 1,000x better.

But we need a picture that comes from en exal-er, a Silver Flame sourc-No. A Silver Flame Scripture.

Also, Eldra-, nah... I can't think of a psychic like Eldrad to call a dick.
#106

Ryuu_Tenshi

May 16, 2007 12:52:30
I think this thread needs more shifter lolcats.
...
Unfortunately my book is packed so I can't make appropriate scans...
#107

shas-o_02_dup

May 16, 2007 13:02:20
I think this thread needs more shifter lolcats.
...
Unfortunately my book is packed so I can't make appropriate scans...

I wouldn't want to try taping a funny caption onto a shifter. I think that would end up as a great deal of pain on my end.
#108

macrovore

May 16, 2007 22:19:29
Narrator: In Y.K. 994, war was ending.

Airship Captain: What happen ?
Articifer: Somebody set up us the fireball.

Windwright: We get signal.
Airship Captain: What !
Windwright: Main scry ball turn on.
Airship Captain: It's you !!
LoB: How are you gentlemen !!
LoB: All your Cyre are belong to us.
LoB: You are on the way to mourning.
Airship Captain: What you say !!
LoB: You have no chance to survive make your time.
LoB: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Windwright: Captain !! *
Airship Captain: Take off every 'Airship' !!
Airship Captain: You know what you doing.
Airship Captain: Move 'Airship'.
Airship Captain: For great justice.

did it. 4th post
#109

yadot

May 17, 2007 0:58:23
did it. 4th post

Ah! Curse my short attention span.
#110

Ryuu_Tenshi

May 17, 2007 12:26:18
I wouldn't want to try taping a funny caption onto a shifter. I think that would end up as a great deal of pain on my end.

The same thing happens with normal cats! The key is to catch them while they're sleeping (or hit them with Sleep)
#111

chimericalwolf

May 18, 2007 5:37:08
http://www.xckd.com/c262.html
#112

cannibalsmith

May 28, 2007 7:23:46
Hell, it's about time!
#113

luis_dragunov

May 29, 2007 12:21:37
My own humble contri/b/utions.

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6127/g4keberronmotum8.jpg

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3534/zawarudoch4.jpg
#114

cancerousmango

May 29, 2007 13:18:31
http://www.ultimatememedatabase.com/

To avoid repetition and off-the-mark stuff, use this.
#115

yadot

May 29, 2007 19:32:46
http://www.ultimatememedatabase.com/

To avoid repetition and off-the-mark stuff, use this.

Very funny. I just use macrochan (NSFW obviously) for my meme needs though.
#116

dragoondarkfire

May 29, 2007 20:20:34
Warning, Contains Naughty Language.
#117

luis_dragunov

May 29, 2007 21:30:50
Warning, Contains Naughty Language.

Genious!

Also, some contributions

Guess what skaravojen guards.

Could you have seen it comming?
#118

thekeyofe

May 30, 2007 20:35:17
WANTED: Someone to go into the Mournland with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I've only done this once before.
#119

dungeonjman

Jun 04, 2007 11:21:12
Behold:

Raise Thread! Unfortunately the thread won't be as funny after the raise, until it gets another xp level.
#120

joni-san

Jun 04, 2007 16:02:44
This thread needs more ACTION POINTS!
#121

julescarv

Jun 04, 2007 22:22:53
King Kaius does not care about warforged people!
#122

thekeyofe

Jun 06, 2007 18:08:18
This thread needs more ACTION POINTS!

This thread needs more cowbell.
#123

nundahl

Jun 07, 2007 6:36:45
WANTED: Someone to go into the Mournland with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I've only done this once before.

This one had me rolling, well done!
#124

dragoondarkfire

Jun 07, 2007 10:03:23
Warforged do not change facial expressions.
#125

joni-san

Jun 07, 2007 11:59:38
Punch the keys for gods sake!
#126

radicaltaoist

Jun 07, 2007 21:11:52
For your Warforged characters
#127

dragoondarkfire

Jun 12, 2007 19:02:11
OPEN UP YOUR EBERRON CAMPAIGN SETTING!

GO TO PAGE 99

GO TO THE SECTION ON XORIAT

THIRD PARAGRAPH, SECOND SENTENCE.

You'll see... you'll see...
#128

chimericalwolf

Jun 12, 2007 19:07:56
Darkfire! What does the book say about Xoriat's time-frame?
#129

dragoondarkfire

Jun 12, 2007 19:09:58
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!
#130

cannibalsmith

Jun 12, 2007 23:24:25
#131

thekeyofe

Jun 13, 2007 0:16:48
WHAT?! NINE-THOUSAND?!!
#132

joni-san

Jun 13, 2007 17:46:21
EPIC!
#133

thekeyofe

Jun 15, 2007 1:20:59
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

IMAGE(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m72/thekeyofe/Motivational/motivator4375821.jpg)

Not really a meme, but I still find it humorous
#134

thekeyofe

Jun 16, 2007 20:42:37
King Kaius I to Erandis D'Vol:
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"

http://www.claws-and-paws.com/node/956
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3YkFGN9M6tQ
#135

thekeyofe

Jun 18, 2007 19:25:45
*Tries to resuscitate thread* Breath! Breath!

Geez, I feel like I'm doing a one man show, here.
Another Styx reference:
IMAGE(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m72/thekeyofe/Motivational/motivator3917603.jpg)
#136

xaxor

Jun 21, 2007 16:51:36
IMAGE(http://onfinite.com/libraries/1230697/c13.jpg)



I'd say "Dey tuk r jorbs" is a meme Key.
#137

joni-san

Jun 30, 2007 16:03:45
I am the result of my search.
Effort is my body and keywords are my blood.
I have created over a thousand Links.
Unkown to double images.
Nor known to false GETs.
Have withstood sloth to create many thread views.
Yet these hands will never know appreciation.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Eberron Art Thread Works!"
#138

zombiegleemax

Jul 01, 2007 10:56:47
Dragonmarked Captain: "Oh yeah! Do you wanna fly this airship!"
Half-orc Mercenary: "Well, yeah!"
Dargonmarked Captain: "Well... You can't!"
#139

julescarv

Jul 07, 2007 4:03:23
Need it be pointed out that longrakshasa is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong?

IMAGE(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1311/745767445_ce3468b74c.jpg)
#140

gensuke626

Jul 08, 2007 19:28:19
I've got a Couple to add.

Jaela Loev Corm

Jaela Haet Pizza

Silver Flame Pally: **** In Dolurrh, Shifter!

It's the Traveler! Don't say his na
#141

joni-san

Jul 09, 2007 7:13:21
The Traveler doesn't wo
#142

dragoondarkfire

Jul 09, 2007 9:31:05
The Traveler is Eberron's equivalent of Candleja
#143

cannibalsmith

Jul 09, 2007 10:56:38
Candleja

Whozzat?
#144

joni-san

Jul 09, 2007 11:35:46
Candlejack is a character from Animaniacs, a Warner Brothers animated se
#145

dragoondarkfire

Jul 09, 2007 11:45:57
Candlejack is a character from Animaniacs, a Warner Brothers animated se

Fail for knowing nothing of Freakazoid >
#146

joni-san

Jul 09, 2007 12:52:18
I shall become an hero for a mistake that big. You shall read about it in the newspapers.

In my defense, it's been a while since I've seen either Freakazoid or Animaniacs and IIRC they had similar animation styles and humor.

#147

zombiegleemax

Jul 14, 2007 22:06:49
Its warforged time!
No, dad, no!


Cyre's closed due to mourning.


One does not simply walk into the mournlands


A recaster has turned you into a tarrasque. Is this awesome? (Y/N)
#148

dragoondarkfire

Jul 15, 2007 16:33:02
Aventi Rouge gets a 20 on spot check: IT'S A TRAP!
#149

zombiegleemax

Jul 16, 2007 23:08:38
Picture of the owl bear from MM1 with text:

O RLY?


dont know if that had been done or not...


KAMIKAZE! out.
#150

xaxor

Jul 18, 2007 20:34:55
Huh, I haven't seen this one yet (and I just re-read the thread.)

Airship captain: "Do a barrel roll!"
#151

nundahl

Jul 20, 2007 10:07:04
Sharn Dispatch: Special Report!

King with a Golden Voice

On Sul this week, King Boranel announced his decree to change the National Anthem of Breland. The new song, "Chacarron" was sung by Boranel and it was the most beautiful rendition of the song every heard. Those who claimed to not be able to understand the lyrics of the new anthem were summarily executed.
#152

never_on_time_dup

Jul 23, 2007 17:42:59
I just read the guide to /b/ and 4chan. Although it isn't any better. Anyways...

I HAS A WARFORGED

NEEDS MOAR WARFORGZED

I have no idea what you're talking about. So here's a Daeklyr with a pancake on it's head.

I brought you a dragonshard.
But I eated it.

Half-dragon?
...
DO NOT WANT

A shifter is fine too.
#153

cannibalsmith

Jul 23, 2007 23:49:17
Races of Eberron talks about morphic shifter tatoos (p. 30). Here's a morphic tattoo for you: normally it's WALK, but when shifting it changes to KILL.
#154

xaxor

Jul 27, 2007 18:34:16
So are Changelings the Ultimate Form of Anonymous?
#155

chimericalwolf

Jul 27, 2007 18:37:44
So are Changelings the Ultimate Form of Anonymous?

....great, now I'm gonna have to convince someone to let me play a changeling somewhere so I can get the 'fro.
#156

julescarv

Jul 27, 2007 18:43:01
Baristi can't enjoy her sandwich because of the Mourning.
#157

chimericalwolf

Jul 27, 2007 18:47:18
How does a shifter even know what apples is?
#158

dragoondarkfire

Jul 27, 2007 19:18:05
Kaius: Wait a minuet. You're a Lich, a half dragon AND you have the mark of death?

Vol: Yea. So?

Kaius: That's against the rules isn't it?

Vol: SCREW THE RULES I'M A PLOT DEVICE!
#159

julescarv

Jul 28, 2007 0:09:53
Prince Halix ir'Wynarn: Gee, it sure is boring around here.

King Boranel: MAH BOY, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

Halix: I just wonder what Kaius is up to.
#160

cannibalsmith

Jul 28, 2007 1:01:39
Kaius: Wait a minute. You're a Lich, a half dragon AND you have the mark of death?

Vol: I can rebuke undead too. Now, kill your wife.
#161

papermonday

Jul 28, 2007 5:07:45
"So I herd u liek shifters"
#162

chimericalwolf

Jul 28, 2007 5:11:06
Sodding Shifters.
#163

pandapeep

Jul 28, 2007 6:10:53
A shifter is fine too
#164

vharuck

Jul 29, 2007 1:07:10
....great, now I'm gonna have to convince someone to let me play a changeling somewhere so I can get the 'fro.

I now want to play one and go by the name "Anon."
#165

thekeyofe

Jul 29, 2007 9:36:23
For some reason, this picture
IMAGE(http://wizards.com/dnd/images/roe_gallery/88234.jpg)

reminds me of this one
IMAGE(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m72/thekeyofe/ballpunch.jpg)

Source
#166

dragoondarkfire

Jul 29, 2007 9:43:57
His horse can take it.
#167

gensuke626

Jul 29, 2007 20:26:22
Hey /V/ol, how do I become an hero?

/b/ Memes, In MY Eberron?
#168

nundahl

Jul 30, 2007 19:02:48
Recently one Amran Aesop d'Sivis visited Karnnath as guest of the land's humble King Kaius III. Amran had chance to interview his excellence the Red Wolf Lord and the result was nothing short of spectacular.

"Lord Kaius III, your empire faces what some call the height of its greatness, while others fear a civil war may be on the rise within your proud nation. What are your feelings on the matter?" Asked Amran quite boldly.

The Lord stared for only a the slightest moment to let the question sink in, then responded, "I like turtles."
#169

pandapeep

Jul 31, 2007 1:37:20
Not Ebberon, but funny.

Is this Combat Kappas?
#170

shas-o_02_dup

Aug 05, 2007 18:37:46
Hey /V/ol, how do I become an hero?

/b/ Memes, In MY Eberron?

Its more likely then you think!

Today in the Brelish report. They call themselves Anonymous and they are changelings on Steroids...
#171

nightside_samurai

Aug 05, 2007 19:22:32
"I iz in ur flaim...maken it silvur"

The Coatul in the Silver Flame
#172

xaxor

Aug 17, 2007 20:10:52
LOLRakshasa?
#173

yadot

Sep 12, 2007 20:21:47
LOLRakshasa?

Don't use that term. It's just a bastardization of Rakshasaday.
#174

cannibalsmith

Sep 21, 2007 5:39:20
What does an Eldeen ranger riding a hippogriff say after shooting an Aundeirian soldier?

"Death from a bow!"
#175

julescarv

Sep 21, 2007 16:19:58
"Also, are you a member of the Aurum?" (questioner is assailed by guard magewrights with Eternal Wands of Shocking Grasp "Ah! Don't shocking grasp me bro! What did I do? What did I do? Aaaaaargh!"

***********

"Nothing justifies burning shifter children. Not even Hymns to the Silver Flame."
#176

omnipotentseal

Sep 21, 2007 16:29:31
"Also, are you a member of the Aurum?" (questioner is assailed by guard magewrights with Eternal Wands of Shocking Grasp "Ah! Don't shocking grasp me bro! What did I do? What did I do? Aaaaaargh!"

A bit early, but if you put it on a t-shirt, I'd buy it, probably.
#177

gensuke626

Sep 22, 2007 19:17:09
"Also, are you a member of the Aurum?" (questioner is assailed by guard magewrights with Eternal Wands of Shocking Grasp "Ah! Don't shocking grasp me bro! What did I do? What did I do? Aaaaaargh!"

***********

"Nothing justifies burning shifter children. Not even Hymns to the Silver Flame."

I don't get it. I calls for SAUCE!
#178

stanleyx2002

Sep 22, 2007 22:54:43
YES

THIS THREAD

A WYRMLING





god this is a waste of time
#179

julescarv

Sep 22, 2007 23:40:26
I don't get it. I calls for SAUCE!

"Don't shocking grasp me bro" is based on the University of Florida Taser Incident, which seems to have become a 4chan meme.

"Nothing justifies burning shifter children. Not even Hymns to the Silver Flame" is based on NEDM.
#180

joni-san

Dec 07, 2007 10:41:28
I bring a new sauce for lulz!
#181

cannibalsmith

Dec 07, 2007 13:54:13
Aaaaaaah!!!
#182

zealot_reborn

Dec 09, 2007 13:33:09
*Emerald Claw are hiding in their hideout*
1st Emerald Claw: HAY GUIS! HOW DOES I ANIMATE DEAD?
2nd Emerald Claw: Fail.
3rd Emerald Claw: gtfo noob.

*Door gets busted down, adventuring party charges into hideout*
Emerald Claw: PARTY VAN!!!
#183

rania

May 03, 2008 0:13:43
King Boranel was the reason peace was declared at Thronehold.

The Rakshasa Raja's weren't imprisoned by the Coutals. They imprisoned themselves to escape King Boranel.

King Boranel's piece of the prophecy is roughly equal to 7500 dragonmarks, including the mark of death.

The daelkyr didn't imprison themselves because of Gatekeepers. King Boranel walked into Dahakanni, saw it was under attack and looked at Dyrrn the corrupter for three minuets until the daelkyr all ran back into Xoriat or into Khyber.

Dalquore didn't become constantly remote by the power of the Giants. King Boranel roundhouse kicked Dalquore and sent it into its remote state.

Serious LOL.
#184

joni-san

Jan 01, 2009 14:35:43
Look at what I found in the thread graveyard :3

IMAGE(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7837/gurrendanavatar80x80gi6.png)
-Joni
#185

curriculum_vitae

Jan 03, 2009 11:39:07
This thread is a lie.
#186

xi_mao

Jan 03, 2009 17:20:24
This...This is MADNESS!
#187

salla

Jan 03, 2009 18:55:37
This...This is MADNESS!

Madness? THIS ... IS ... XORIAT!!
#188

xi_mao

Jan 04, 2009 17:53:51
Madness? THIS ... IS ... XORIAT!!

HAHA!! I love this forum.
#189

bowensilverclaw1986

Jan 07, 2009 11:34:41
See?
This is why I love Eberron :D
#190

PJammaGod

Jan 07, 2009 20:40:46
Jaela Daran was recently seen giving a blessing upon a large group of faithful Silver Flame initiates at Flamekeep. After talking into the house Sivis microphone stone for five minutes she had to step away for a second and the following words appeared in flames above her: "I move away from the mic to breathe in"
#191

Gilo

Jan 08, 2009 0:09:03
the following words appeared in flames above her: "I move away from the mic to breathe in"

"Silver Flame
More than marchin' more than passing law
Silver Flame
Remake how we got to where we are
Silver Flame
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Silver Flame
..."
#192

xi_mao

Jan 08, 2009 21:08:40
Gilo...That...Was awful...

But also Hilarious.
#193

PJammaGod

Jan 10, 2009 5:03:13
Gilo I award you (yet another) Internet cookie for that excellent post!
#194

Gilo

Mar 17, 2009 23:41:15
My name is John d'Lyrandar - I'm lost.
A pilot shot through a manifestation zone to some distant plane of existence.
I'm trying to stay alive aboard this ship - this airship - of escaped prisoners - my friends.
If you can hear me - beware.
If I make it back, will they follow?
If I open the door, are you ready?
Khorvaire is unprepared – helpless - for the nightmares I've seen.
Or should I stay, protect my home?
Not show them the exist.
But then you’ll never know…the wonders I've seen.
#195

nundahl

Mar 19, 2009 9:09:31
My name is John d'Lyrandar - I'm lost.
A pilot shot through a manifestation zone to some distant plane of existence.
I'm trying to stay alive aboard this ship - this airship - of escaped prisoners - my friends.
If you can hear me - beware.
If I make it back, will they follow?
If I open the door, are you ready?
Khorvaire is unprepared – helpless - for the nightmares I've seen.
Or should I stay, protect my home?
Not show them the exist.
But then you’ll never know…the wonders I've seen.

Win.
#196

bone_yard

Mar 23, 2009 5:40:35
what is this from?
#197

nthdegree256

Mar 23, 2009 13:39:38
It's a spoof on the opening credits narration from Farscape.
#198

xi_mao

Mar 26, 2009 20:01:51
well...If we're spoofing opening narrations now...

Theorizing that one could time travel within their own lifetime,
Adept Samuel Becket stepped into the Silver Flame and vanished.

He awoke to find himself in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better.

His only guide on this Journey is Jaela, an observer from his own time that only Sam can see and hear. And so Adept Becket find himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap... will be the leap home.
**
Leap in effect, camera zoomed in on Sam's face. A loud cheer erupts from off camera. Camera pans around to show a gathering of Warforged standing amid the ruins of an airship, cheering with bladed fists raised high. The Lord of Blades puts a hand on Sam's shoulder and whispers into his ear "Excellent work Flachion, you will be greatly rewarded." And Sam whimpers "Oh Boy..."
#199

Gilo

Mar 26, 2009 23:33:04
Jaela: "Well, according to Tira , there’s a 72-percent chance you’re here to cure the pig."
#200

PJammaGod

Mar 27, 2009 6:17:04
*facepalm*

Jaela: "The Silver Flame cooling are the primitive's answer for why the sun goes down at night"
#201

xi_mao

Apr 02, 2009 21:31:38
Jaela: "Well, according to Tira , there’s a 72-percent chance you’re here to cure the pig."

HAHAHA! Ahh....I wonder if Jaela would carry around a holy symbol made of glowing Dragonshards and Legos and occasionally give it a slap.
#202

whakapapa

Apr 08, 2009 13:24:14
I'm horrible at making jokes, but something with;

The Fresh Prince of Aundair

would be phat
#203

skrapsan

Apr 09, 2009 2:39:06
I'm horrible at making jokes, but something with;

The Fresh Prince of Aundair

My first though on this was: Was he built the same way as certain main characters in certain books about a certain campaign setting?
#204

fey_feline

Jul 01, 2009 10:26:42
Epic Win.
All of this.
#205

devlonir

Jul 01, 2009 12:52:40
#206

xi_mao

Jul 01, 2009 19:55:30
#207

raze_

Jul 06, 2009 0:42:13
Blue Silaena Cazal: Heeeeeey Iyan, hey Iyaaaaannnn, wake up.
Pink Belew Yorgan: Yeah Iyan, u silly sleepy head, wake uuuup.
Lord Commander Iyan ir'Talan: Ughh, oh god, u guys.. this had better be pretty friggin' important, is the Skyway on fire?


#208

fey_feline

Jul 07, 2009 16:32:49