The FOOLS!!!

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#1

werebat

Jun 29, 2008 16:21:34		Pakistan is going to DOOM US ALL by unleashing the horrors of the DRAGON BELOW upon all humanity!!! No really!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080629/ap_on_re_as/pakistan

RUN!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS AND TRAIN AS RANGERS WITH FAVORED ENEMY: ABERRATION AND EVIL OUTSIDER!!!

- Ron ^*^
#2

werebat

Jun 29, 2008 16:24:16 		OMIGOD they've been planning this for years! For YEARS!!! How is it that we missed their infiltration into our very society!!!

http://www.khyber.com/

- Ron ^*^
#3

revvecor

Jun 29, 2008 16:38:17 		You didn't know?

There is a massive Khyber presence and its only getting larger. Here are some of the incursions;
The Khyber Bank
Medical School
There TV

And if you thought "Theres no way Khyber has made it into America" then look here
#4

poopedmuhpants

Jun 29, 2008 17:22:33 		I can live with the dragon apocalypse.

I just can't live with Xoriat intrusions.
#5

RedRider

Jun 29, 2008 17:33:19 		And then of course there's...
#6

mystrich

Jun 29, 2008 17:54:09
You didn't know?

There is a massive Khyber presence and its only getting larger. Here are some of the incursions;
The Khyber Bank
Medical School
There TV

And if you thought "Theres no way Khyber has made it into America" then look here

Someone must draw mindflayers running a bank "My master plan to destroy those damn dwarves"
in medical school "What? I got rid of the brain"
and in the TV business (no idea for a quote)
#7

werebat

Jun 29, 2008 19:44:10
I can live with the dragon apocalypse.

I just can't live with Xoriat intrusions.

My sentiments exactly.

But even the Daelkyr overlords will evidently have to contend with some powers they might not have counted on when they stage their coup:

http://www.vecna.com/

I love this one. Check out the "BEAR" robot featured on the title page. It's supposed to scrounge around the battlefield looking for fallen soldiers (sound familiar?).

Of course Vecna wants us to believe that the purpose of the machine is to pick up *wounded* soldiers and carry them to a place where they will be taken care of, but I think we all have a better idea of why a powerful lich bent on world domination might be interested in collecting an army of corpses...

- Ron ^*^