Elminster's Drinking Game! (Soda only, due to Elminster's rules)

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#1

Charles_Phipps

Oct 11, 2008 9:45:54
I thought I'd make one of these because you rarely see them for RPGs.

Remember, this is only to be used with Cola since it'd kill me if I used an alcoholic beverage at my table with some of these.

[b]Elminster's Drinking Game[/b]

* Take a sip if the Game Master uses a canon NPC.
** Take two sips if it's a Chosen of Mystra or Drizzt.
*** Take a drink if it's Elminster.
**** Chug if the Game Master kills them forever.

* Take a sip if you recognize a location you're visiting on the FR map.
** Take two sips if it's a place mentioned in the video games.
*** Take a drink if it's Shadowdale, Waterdeep, or Cormyr.

* Take a sip if the Game Master uses a canon villain group.
** Take two sips if its the Cult of the Dragon, Netherese, or Thayans.
*** Take a drink if its the Zhents.

* Take a sip if the player characters want to tie their NPC to the traditions of his homeland.
** Take two sips if it involves a prestige class.
*** Drink if he asks to be a Drow, Bladesinger, or High Mage.
**** Chug if he asks for a Moonblade.

* Take a sip if a god's influence is felt in a campaign beyond providing spells or their clergy.
** Take two sips if the avatar of a god shows up.
*** Take a drink if the PCs interact with them meaningfully.
**** Chug if the PCs have sex with the avatar or defeat it.
***** Finish off the can if the PCs kill the god forever.

* Take a sip if a town is imperiled.
** Take a sip if a kingdom is imperiled.
*** Take a drink if the entire world is imperiled.
**** Chug if a planet sized disaster like the Spell Plague or Time of Troubles is occurring.

So who wants to add something?
#2

lord_karsus

Oct 11, 2008 10:37:26
-I'm playing tonight, so I'll try it out. It'll be coffee, though, not beer, or soda.
#3

suin_bahhar_02

Oct 11, 2008 16:43:49
A regular session of mine would involve 8 sips of cola (at our table that would be cofee and beer). Good to know so I can ration my beverage supplies for my next session.
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-* Take a sip if you recognize a location you're visiting on the FR map.
-* Take a sip if the Game Master uses a canon villain group.
** Take two sips if its the Cult of the Dragon, Netherese, or Thayans.
-* Take a sip if the player characters want to tie their NPC to the traditions of his homeland.
** Take two sips if it involves a prestige class.
-* Take a sip if a god's influence is felt in a campaign beyond providing spells or their clergy.
-* Take a sip if a town is imperiled.
** Take a sip if a kingdom is imperiled.
#4

Stigger

Oct 12, 2008 8:15:33
While I almost never drink alchohol, I'd advocate letting the players drink it, since I'm always the DM and I think it'd be funny to watch them and their antics while trashed... preferably with something like vodka though, beer I can't abide the smell of. ;)
#5

JudgeDookie

Oct 13, 2008 22:01:15
Gaming session = 32.45 minutes.

#6

narack

Oct 17, 2008 7:32:17
Gaming session = 32.45 minutes.


How much time will it be then if Swass Tam manage to raise the army of undead and put the world in peril then face off Elsminster and kill him. then he get elevated to godhood and then kill a god

use a minimum of 40%

:OMG!
#7

JudgeDookie

Oct 18, 2008 15:37:09
I see you have already instated this fine drinking game. Good for you!!

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#8

maulorn

Oct 18, 2008 16:29:39
Ig ot alchl piosoning in twnty minites of gmain!
#9

JudgeDookie

Oct 19, 2008 17:27:01
Good for you!

Here's your bucket.
#10

maulorn

Oct 20, 2008 9:06:10
I dreamed I was drinking the biggest martini...and I woke up curled next to the toilet? I ask you...coincidence?
#11

Stigger

Oct 20, 2008 9:42:39
Depends on what strange fetishes you have floating around your brain...
#12

JudgeDookie

Oct 24, 2008 20:42:51
Damn floaters.
#13

Charles_Phipps

Oct 24, 2008 21:43:43
Now for a Dwarvish Drinking Song!

Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold
#14

JudgeDookie

Oct 24, 2008 21:57:44
Now for a Dwarvish Drinking Song!

Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold

Sorry. I'm not catching the melody....
#15

Charles_Phipps

Oct 24, 2008 22:06:55
You could try the other famous Dwarvish Drinking Song, "Silver."

They don't have a Mithril one because Mirthil is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
#16

JudgeDookie

Oct 24, 2008 22:10:13
Gug.

Dwarven Idol must absolutely suck these days.
#17

Charles_Phipps

Oct 24, 2008 22:25:27
Nah.

Paula Dwarfdul likes the Dwarf Girl who kills an Orc every time she hits a High Note.
#18

JudgeDookie

Oct 24, 2008 22:35:38
That's a lie! It entirely depends on how much ale Paula has before she determines a thumbs up on a high note.

You're not a fan--just a wannabee!!