But I have an RPG webcomic, and for some reason the topic of Elminster's underwear and what enchantments he had on it came up.
I distinctly recall reading it in one of my many FR supplements, but I tried looking and I can't seem to find it now. I know it had lots of enchantments on it (at least I seem to recall that).
Anyone know?
(Cue response: "Depends on what?")
No, just ... Depends.
The only place I know where El's undergarments show their stuff is either Cloak of Shadows or All Shadows Fled. I don't remember which book the scene is in, but El's fighting a Thayan super-golem. He gets teleported into mid=air by Ao, and uses his undergarments to fly. Considering that the text specifically mentions them "tugging him this way," and considering how much actors who spend time in harnesses for flying/jumping stunts complain it hurts, it couldn't have been a very pleasant way to fly...
I think - and I'm serious - it was mentioned somewhere once that he also had a 'gate' in his underwear... so that he didn't have to... ermm... stop and... errr... do his business.
Which makes me wonder where, exactly, is the other end of that portal in El's small clothes?
Elminster wears: Plum Smugglers of Ever-freshness, +4.
Maybe it was in one of the anthology novels...
Bleh. Now I'm gonna be obsessed about this til I find it.
I swear I recall him saying that he had undergarments with enchantments on them.
Maybe it was in one of the anthology novels...
Bleh. Now I'm gonna be obsessed about this til I find it.
You misread. He had something that was enchanting inside his underpants.
That guy gets more play than Kid Rock.
You misread. He had something that was enchanting inside his underpants.
That guy gets more play than Kid Rock.
Well, Mary Sues do that.
:P
Where do you think the 'Rod of Wonder' came from...
:P
You are just sick!!
Which he stored just above his family jewels (which may have contained an Elven Kiira).
El is slick... he cast permanency on a love potion at an early age. :D
That guy gets more play than Kid Rock.
For the benefit of any who aren't aware, the 'lustful goat' act is a pose Elminster adopts, not his actual nature.
For the benefit of any who aren't aware, the 'lustful goat' act is a pose Elminster adopts, not his actual nature.
-Right...Elminster is really interested in men. All of those women who find their way into his bed, Elminster's willing to "take the hit" for Mystra, and do what he needs to do. Elminster is really into the quiet, smart, librarian types (ie, Lhaeo).
I think - and I'm serious - it was mentioned somewhere once that he also had a 'gate' in his underwear... so that he didn't have to... ermm... stop and... errr... do his business.
That is a very disturbed image and more than a little dangerous with the amount of time El spends wandering through dimensional portals.
Also, this is just classic stuff. Keep is up. It's making my morning better
That is a very disturbed image and more than a little dangerous with the amount of time El spends wandering through dimensional portals.
Maybe it's not a gate... maybe its a modified bag of holding...
And when it gets full, he sets it a fire and leaves it on Manshoon's doorstep. :D
b) Permanent "Prestidigitation" to keep em clean.
c) Permanent "Magic Hand" for when life is treating you bad... ;)
d) Permanent "Zone of Fresh Air"( yeye its old, but works wonders!) :P
Think thats about it
I also think his Underwear should be sentient - an awakened artifact. Probably someone who's soul Elminster wanted to trap in that unholy purgatory (like Sammaster).
Hey! Maybe it's an Undead Vizier's Turbin! (slightly modified, with holes cut-in)
Rather the Prestidigitation, mght I suggest two cantrips? Clean and [i]Freshen[i]?
I also think his Underwear should be sentient - an awakened artifact. Probably someone who's soul Elminster wanted to trap in that unholy purgatory (like Sammaster).
Hey! Maybe it's an Undead Vizier's Turbin! (slightly modified, with holes cut-in)
Ewww...that'd be the worst fate ever. Soul trapped in a pair of an old guy's underwear? Lol, this thread keeps getting better and better.
They probably have little duckies and bunnies on them... or Griffons and Unicorns..
Anyhow, after his parent's death, he vowed never to part with them, so he enchanted them, and now they 'enchant' others. :D
-See, this is one of the reasons I (and plenty of others) don't like Elminster. Is it really necessary for him to have undergarmets that are enchanted, to any extent, lightly, moderate, or heavily?
Of course.
-See, this is one of the reasons I (and plenty of others) don't like Elminster. Is it really necessary for him to have undergarmets that are enchanted, to any extent, lightly, moderate, or heavily?
Dude, when you are a thousand years old and still have manipulative wenches diggin' in your drawers, you tend to prepare.
It's like having and automatic condom doer-on-you-thingy or something. It prevents accidents from happening.
Dude, when you are a thousand years old and still have manipulative wenches diggin' in your drawers, you tend to prepare.
It's like having and automatic condom doer-on-you-thingy or something. It prevents accidents from happening.
Not really... he has how many kids again?
Not really... he has how many kids again?
It's always good and bad.
How many times has some chick tried to squeeze his papa's too hard or tweak a pubic? I mean, he has to be the 007 of FR or it fails.
Not really... he has how many kids again?
-Too many, to the point that there was that scene at the end of Elminster's Daughter (that I thought was horrendous).
Midnight was most likely one of his decendents as well.
I guess that's why he skipped making love to that Mystra.
more often then they make me do this (
:clap.Thank you, Great Bejebuz!
Karsus has emotion!
Thank you, Great Bejebuz!
So let me get this straight, We have 2 pages of posts devoted to some magicians underwear??? Am I reading this right? I seriously hope that some Dm isn't planning an adventure that actually needs this for the plot Egads man I don't envy the PC who has the unlucky task of retrieving them because surely whatever enchantment they have on them is likely to dispell once they are removed from Elminster and .....well how many times have you seen Elminster actually have to stop and use the chamberpot? Anyone remember the type of demon that was in Jay and Silent Bob strike back when they met up with the muse (Salma Hayak's? Character)?:88E:What!?! Shut the hell up and return to your slurpy.
Such detail is not required, you sick man.
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Ok! New game! First Word!
When you think of El's undies, what is the first word that come to mind?!!
SKIDSTREAK!
Alright, two there. But it's my CENSORED game.
because somebody somewhere wants to really know about Elminsters undies. :P OK! Fine! Elminster has +5 Underpants of Heavy Fortification, so that way he can't get critted in the
so he can still keep banging every woman in sight!Answer found!
I can't believe there is a discussion about this.You don't think he's 'The Man' for nothin', do ye? ;)
Egads man I don't envy the PC who has the unlucky task of retrieving them because surely whatever enchantment they have on them is likely to dispell once they are removed from Elminster and .....well how many times have you seen Elminster actually have to stop and use the chamberpot?
This would make a fun item on a savenger-hunt (Archmage Undies). :D
I got that idea remembering a VERY weird X-Men story in which the Hulk's purple pants were on the list (and someone actually managed to get them!)
Elminster wears undergarments?
-Yes, and they play a major role in Shadows of Doom.
1. Is that a book or a campaign setting?
2. (And this relates to the 1st question) Are you serious, there was actually an event that required El's underoo's?
(I wonder if he had Drizzt underoos?:uh-huh1. Is that a book or a campaign setting?
-Shadows of Doom, the first book in the Shadows of the Avatar trilogy.
2. (And this relates to the 1st question) Are you serious, there was actually an event that required El's underoo's?
-As was mentioned by Thinblade, "I don't remember which book the scene is in, but El's fighting a Thayan super-golem. He gets teleported into mid=air by Ao, and uses his undergarments to fly. Considering that the text specifically mentions them "tugging him this way," and considering how much actors who spend time in harnesses for flying/jumping stunts complain it hurts, it couldn't have been a very pleasant way to fly..."
If El's flying around awkwardly, just don't look up as he passes directly overhead.
So...wonder what Elminster is like when wearing a speedo?
My guess would be "snug".
-In something I wrote a while ago, I mentioned the character putting on leather sandals, and (the file has long since been deleted) wrote the line something like, "Walking away from the window with a sigh, he deliberately flipped his leather thongs over his feet, as he prepared to leave the room", or something like that. One of the critiques that I got from one of my classmates (it was an English project) was someone saying that leather isn't the best type of material for underwear like that, and that was kinky. I found it funny, and I am sure that if I had any shred of popularity in school, it would have disappeared right there. It's hard to go past "weird person who might shoot up the school", though, so it all went in stride, I guess.
But we all know real wizards go commando, right?
He was also known to wear a magical garter and fishnets while he was Elmara. :P
-"Walking away from the window with a sigh, he deliberately flipped his leather thongs over his feet, as he prepared to leave the room", or something like that.
Reminds me of an old joke.
Jimmy: Teacher, what does it mean when the story says "Robin Hood tore his leather"?
Teacher: Hmmmm... good question Jimmy. Maybe we need to read the whole sentence to understand the context?
Jimmy: Okay, it says "Robin Hood tore his leather jerkin off".
About the Pant's Gate I know now how the Far Realm came into existance.
Since his pipe is considered to be a mighty artifact, his undergarment are propably epic, inteligent, magic items, infused with divine essence.:D
Elminster is the funniest and coolest character I've ever known. Calm, funny and joyfull 'til the end, "the man". In Realms 4e I thing I read that simbul is still alive and lives in shadowdale too. Might this be the reason why elminster stoped adventuring???? What does he do the last 100 jears "alone" in his tower (or mill/dont remember).
Do you know what happend to the other 7 sisters? I'm afraid they are unconsious, due to the phenomenon called Elminster, and will continue to be for an other 20 years.;)
-He reminds me master Roshy from Dragonball (for those who watched the series).
Since you are able to see her 'goodies' through holes in her attire, one can assume that she wore no undergarments (or that they were just as worm-eaten as the rest... which is just plain gross when you think about it).
I distinctly recall Ed saying the Simbul doesn't wear underwear.
I always had the feeling that applies to ALL Ed's female characters.
Oh, and THO of course. ;)
They're immune to most diseases... and personally, I call it brilliant. Even in this ratty old rag of a robe, I can still kick your ass around the continent is a rather definitive statement I think... only Mace Windu comes close to that level of uberness with his purple lightsaber.
:D
+5 Pampers of Absorption :D
Does anyone know if El' actually looks dead sexy in his panties? This is (yawn)...uh...yeah.
Like Alustriel's Power Pasties of Love & Destiny. :P
Now why on Chautea's naked little tush would I care about how El looked in his Depends? :P
Come on now, share YOUR secret fantasy of Elminster in his Star Wars Underoos. :embarrass
:P
:D
Me too!Stig thinks he's female.
I can vaguely recall thinking I was a chicken once, but the circumstances of that were thankfully very temporary, and never repeated. :D
I can vaguely recall thinking I was a chicken once, but the circumstances of that were thankfully very temporary, and never repeated. :D
Your family needed the eggs?
So, who wants to start a new thread discussing that?
Ed recently confirmed in his thread on Candlekeep that some rough, armored guards just happen to wear silky, sexy, lacy feminine panties underneath. That is 100% canon.
-Doesn't surprise me.
Are those male or female rough, armored guards then?
Either gender (and that's 100% canon too).
And as for sexy, that depends entirely on who's doing the wearing of them... ;)
And who does the watching...
Ed recently confirmed in his thread on Candlekeep that some rough, armored guards just happen to wear silky, sexy, lacy feminine panties underneath. That is 100% canon.
So, who wants to start a new thread discussing that?
I think it would be better if the OP simply re-named this thread to Famous Underwear of the Realms. :D
Are those male or female rough, armored guards then?
Male.
-Doesn't surprise me.
Doesn't surprise me either...it only makes me curious. For instance, does Eliminster himself like to wear feminine panties too? And if so, what could that mean for the rest of the Realms?
I think it's a great topic for discussion.
Doesn't surprise me either...it only makes me curious. For instance, does Eliminster himself like to wear feminine panties too? And if so, what could that mean for the rest of the Realms?
-It means that, since Elminster is Ed Greenwood's persona projected onto paper, Ed Greenwood secretly wishes that he is a woman. That's the only thing that it could all mean. The only thing.
And you should know better than to bring it up considering the furious debates it tends to engender... one might almost think you were baiting there...
-I realized, though, that this is not necessarily his fault, per se, for providing such information. After all, for him to provide an answer, someone needed to have asked the question. So, someone inquired about something that happened to involve rough armored guards and underwear.
You aren't one of those weirdo's are you? ;)-Not getting the reference.
Youth these days... such an uncultured lot.
-Not getting the reference.
"Vorpal" has traditionally been taken to mean "decapitating" (in D&D at least) per the original use of the (made-up) word by Lewis Carroll in Jabberwocky.
[INDENT]"(...)One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.(...)"
[/INDENT]
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh kaloo, Kalay! Oh frabjuous day!
He chortled in his joy.
I happen to have that one memorized.... :D
As an aside, I believe LK was referring to the 'Doris day' comment, but I could be wrong....
Actually I posted the question over there. Though I was just asking Ed what magical properties El's undergarments have. I don't know how silk panties got involved.
-A ha! So, you're the deviant...Makes sense...:P ;)
As an aside, I believe LK was referring to the 'Doris day' comment, but I could be wrong....
-Right. I know who Doris Day is, but I don't understand how the Luminous One brought her up.
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps... is the end of a verse to one of her more annoying songs, the name of which is currently unavailable to my fatigued brain.
Haha! I missed what LK was referring to, lol.
If you really love Ed, say 'Yes!' rather than 'perhaps':
To the tune of Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps by Doris Day.
[INDENT]
You won't admit you love Ed
And so how are we ever to know
You always tell him
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
A million times I've asked you
And then I ask you over again
You only answer
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
If you can't make your mind up
We'll never get started
And I don't wanna wind up
Being 4E, broken-Realmsy
So if you really love Ed say 'yes!'
But if you don't dear, confess
And please don't tell him
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
If you can't make your mind up
We'll never get started
And I don't wanna wind up
Being 4E, broken-Realmsy
So if you really love him say 'yes!'
But if you don't dear, confess
And please don't tell him
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
Perhaps - perhaps - perhaps[/INDENT]
All in fun, peeps, all in fun!
I can vaguely recall thinking I was a chicken once, but the circumstances of that were thankfully very temporary, and never repeated. :D
Cause you were slathered in BBQ sauce and eaten by a fat woman?
-It means that, since Elminster is Ed Greenwood's persona projected onto paper, Ed Greenwood secretly wishes that he is a woman. That's the only thing that it could all mean. The only thing.
Ed's never hid the fact that he wants to be a chick. Look at his primary collection of characters. Other than El' (and his feminine panties) it's all about the females.
Haha! I missed what LK was referring to, lol.
If you really love Ed, say 'Yes!' rather than 'perhaps':
To the tune of Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps by Doris Day....
Well, you'll never be on American Idol.
And yes, thank you for bringing up that horrible memory of that song for me Therise, your level of evil has risen in my esteem. Well done you.
And yes, thank you for bringing up that horrible memory of that song for me Therise, you're level of evil has risen in my esteem. Well done you.
It's me job!
Well, you'll never be on American Idol.
Thank goodness!
To the tune of Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps by Doris Day.
I prefer the cover Cake did, myself.
No, the girl I was dating at the time was hardly fat... a little on the thin, though still curvaceous and utterly feminine, side actually, but her habits did that to people.
So...her habit's were...oh, wait. Vegetarian, huh?
Thin, little, curvaceous vegetarians. Always turning you on, but never taking the meat.
Thank goodness!
Since we are talking turn on's and underwear here, can I share your photo's with the rest of the boys? I think a glimpse of your perky eyes would stop all discussion of El's skid streaks.
:D
Although... if Therise would like to share with the class.... :P
Gimmee a woman who enjoys her protein straight-up any day. :D
I prefer the cover Cake did, myself.
Heh, that's funny! :D
Since we are talking turn on's and underwear here, can I share your photo's with the rest of the boys? I think a glimpse of your perky eyes would stop all discussion of El's skid streaks.
:D
I'm pretty sure people would rather stay on topic, though I'm not exactly sure what that means.
:D
And she's not really commando... her bloomers are just as ripped and shredded as the rest of her nutty attire. ;)
So lets talk about Khelben now... Boxers, or Briefs?
When he 'leaps' into someone's life in the past, he's always wearing their clothes . . . dirty underwear and all, I would assume.
Figured this was as appropriate here as anywhere else ;).
Burial shroud?...
Vegans smell funny.
Gimmee a woman who enjoys her protein straight-up any day. :D
I think you and me are thinking the same way. Me thinks anyway. ;)
I'm pretty sure people would rather stay on topic, though I'm not exactly sure what that means.
Um…how did you succeed at your major with a thought like that?
On topic? Around here? You been sniffing that gnomish mushroom adhesive again? :P
Fresh oiled leather. You’d know her from Exit to Eden if you saw her face. She’s obsessed with leather.
In my Realms, the Simbul goes commando! Thus it opens up that "spell slot" for something else. ;)
After a 14 hour day at the office, I truly find that humorous.
Thank you.
I thought that slot counted the same as a ring. :P
I thought men wore the rings?
So lets talk about Khelben now... Boxers, or Briefs?
If anyone goes commando, it would be he—the Blackstaff.
Got it yet?
Duh.
Blue or red, and a purple codpiece.
Gives that "Purple Dragon" paragon path a whole new meaning, it does.
So THAT's how those purple dragonborn got into the Realms.
Somewhat on-topic, I was reading through the 1993 FR box set (thank you, garage sale) when what to my wondering eyes should appear but Ed Greenwood's word on King Azoun's underwear color preferences.
What? Eliminster is obsessed about panties as we are?
Deep.
We amuse them. :D
Otherwise, they'd have very dreary days... we are called 'job security'. :P
Anyhow, this all just reminded me a cantrip I created awhile back. Basically, it 'offsets' a gas emission from the caster's body, and can 'send it' to anywhere within a 100' of the caster (both sound and odor are transported).
Which is great fun at parties. :D
Also useful in elevators.
Anyhow, no pair of magical undies would be complete without that one.
How can you plan a burrito attack in the middle of a battle?
BTW, do you have one for odor in general? Some pancake is cooking liver across the way and it's stinkin' up my apartment.
Young scoundral nobles of Waterdeep have had great fun with this spell (which they have had placed in rings and such) as a party-gag, and have been known to eat large quantities of Curried Calishite Cave-Rothe with Luiren Fire-peppers, to just to insure maximum potency. :D
As for the liver thing... just Eeeewww...
Vegans smell funny.
Gimmee a woman who enjoys her protein straight-up any day. :D
Hella yes. Crazy girls and their vegan nonsense. Eating pork is what separates man from the animals.
So this raises interesting questions about new magical underwear, or possibly clothing in general? Homebrew idea time?
4E is sadly lacking in "crotch slot" items at the moment.
Curried Calishite Cave-Rothe
Mmmmm...Curried Calshite Cave-Rothe.....
4E is sadly lacking in "crotch slot" items at the moment.
Just wait untill PHB#5. I am sure they will get to them.
:P Maybe an Ed Greenwood DDI Article on El's undies! :D
This board is obviously hosted in Burma!
Just wait untill PHB#5. I am sure they will get to them.
Maybe an Ed Greenwood DDI Article on El's undies! :D
Personally, I'm looking forward to the book with the Panties Power-Source. :P
I'd much prefer to talk about the Simbul's crotchless panties (of feminine protection +5).
As per Ed, she doesn't wear any underwear!
In my Realms, the Simbul goes commando! Thus it opens up that "spell slot" for something else. ;)
:coolcthul
Especially since the first time I misread it as "a moron gets his wings".
Which may actually be more apt.........
And this thread, much as the legendary undergarment itself, has grown a life of it's own. :D
Every time someone posts here, a modron gets his wings.
At least its not God killing Kittens.
When someone posts here a Kitten is born into this world. So...please post people. Think of the kitties. :D
:evillaugh
When someone posts here a Kitten is stillborn into this world.
Fixed.
Just for my buddy Stigs. ;)
;)
:headexplo
:hoppingma
Though Bonsai Kittens aren't bad as a concept... pity it was a hoax.
Ever watched The Hills? :evillaugh
And everything is so "harsh!"
:P
I lived by a lake for six years and look what happened to me!!!
That's dumb.
I lived by a lake for six years and look what happened to me!!!
So thats your major malfunction! :D
It turned you into a yeast infected blood fart! :P
;) :D
So thats your major malfunction! :D
It turned you into a yeast infected blood fart! :P
;) :D
What--in the great CENSORED that is Bejebuz--is a "yeast infected blood fart"?
Granted, I give you an A+ for potency, but that makes absolutely no sense, you ninny butt.
And see, LK?--you thought there was nothing left to talk about. I mean, what's more interesting than a non-existent, nor possible, yeast infected blood fart?
Whats the CR of a YIBF?
Almost. :P
And since a Yeast-infested blood fart has the capability of bypassing Elminster's defenses and staining his pantaloons, it was even on-topic. :D
Whats the CR of a YIBF?
Um...this is the point where you shut up.
What--in the great CENSORED that is Bejebuz--is a "yeast infected blood fart"?
Granted, I give you an A+ for potency, but that makes absolutely no sense, you ninny butt.
And see, LK?--you thought there was nothing left to talk about. I mean, what's more interesting than a non-existent, nor possible, yeast infected blood fart?
You dont want to know. You are a Dookie so...
:P
And since a Yeast-infested blood fart has the capability of bypassing Elminster's defenses and staining his pantaloons, it was even on-topic. :D
Whats the CR of a YIBF?
I try. :D
CR it varies due to template. If its a nutty yeast infected blood fart you add 2. Now if its a runny yeast infected blood fart you add 3. That makes it immune to flanking and crits, and it cannot be flanked. Now if you get the +3 holy pepto you can turn it very easily.
:heehee
Something about these boards makes me revert to my twelve-year-old persona. :P
I'm much more 'grownded-up' over at CK. ;)
What is wrong with you simpletons?!!
Reality in a thread talking about El's underwear.
:P
Yeah, right...
Reality in a thread talking about El's underwear.
Eh. Unfortunately, you have a point.
But doesn't that make this entire thread moot and without purpose?
BUMP!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
You are lucky that I'm all out of smites for the day,
but I'll be back!
Whatever...
Who the hell was this that brought this thread up--SilverSwprd?!?!!??! 
Don't you know 18D will bring up any long ended, retarded discussion to get some face time!!
He can't stand 15 minutes of fame--he has to have 15 minute increments of retrdedness!!! 
My bad. I take full responsibility.
no no no, Silversword, take no blame and apppoligize for nothing
I almost liked you once sf. ONCE! 
Praise Curellon!
and sharess take them all
Praise Curellon!
Praise Bejebuz FREAK and get over yourself! 
Oh my Shar! Not this thread again.
Oh my Shar! Not this thread again.
Well, well. Look who's come crawling back. Need your fix?
See! I return and they all come back. 
oh by the watcher.
Oh for the love of Torm!
Oh for Tyr's sake...
EYE OF JUSTICE COMBO!
FR flavored spam! Nai should be happy
Oh for Tyr's sake...
EYE OF JUSTICE COMBO!
For a one-handed god, Tyr surely rocks!
Bejebuz would kick Torm's ass with BOTH hands tied behind his back!
Praise the Almighty Taco!! Praise him, damn you!! Praise HIM!! 
Siamorphe's Bossom!!!
Murdane's Nethers!
Bejebuz is waiting....
Tymora's undergarments!!!
okay we should leave it there now....
Bejebuz is waiting....
Im not converting to Bejebuz until i see a full write up. What domains does he offer? And does he offer any cool channel divinity powers? what about a dental plan?
Domain: Zesty Spicy Funk. Divinity Power: Fart of Hot Sauce. Dental plan: Humana.
Domain: Zesty Spicy Funk. Divinity Power: Fart of Hot Sauce. Dental plan: Humana.
Hmmmm, does sound very tempting.
Very...
CONVERT!! And know the zesty power that is Bejebuz!
Nope...I just recently discovered the Glory that is the Elves and the Mighty Curellon. They are truely the most destructive force in the Omni-Verse.
Then you are just Omni-Stupid. Curellon isn't even real. Duh. 
powers up OMNI-mech, oops sorry wrong world
Um...ya think?
Corellon's sacred blood. *1d8 epic facepalm damage*
What the **** does "facepalm" mean? 
What the **** does "facepalm" mean?
Like so: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/facepalm
Oh, for the sake of Bejuz's buttocks--what a retarded word!
ya think?
Which describes most threads around here once the initial question is answered...
QFT
Then you are just Omni-Stupid. Curellon isn't even real. Duh.
Your point is?
Bejebuz is waiting....
Im not converting to Bejebuz until i see a full write up. What domains does he offer? And does he offer any cool channel divinity powers? what about a dental plan?
Domain: Zesty Spicy Funk. Divinity Power: Fart of Hot Sauce. Dental plan: Humana.
CONVERT!! And know the zesty power that is Bejebuz!
Nah. I'll stick with my "man" Torm.
ROFL
yes! Double Facepalm!
Win.
Now someone find me a Kirk facepalm.
should we start a new thread about which brand of nikes Elmister prefers in Elmister's footwear???
Oh my Shar! Not this thread again.
Well, well. Look who's come crawling back. Need your fix?
Not really. You guys are entertaining.
Win.
Now someone find me a Kirk facepalm.
Kirk does not facepalm!
No he Pimp Slap's...
No he Pimp Slap's...
Darn Tootin
No he Pimp Slap's...
First he baby powders his hand.
Your point is?
Uh...I thought my statement was apt and clear to the point.
Nah. I'll stick with my "man" Torm.
Punk.
should we start a new thread about which brand of nikes Elmister prefers in Elmister's footwear???
El' does Reebok. Go Figure.
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BTW. James T. Kirk is a bitch. 
that may be, but Picard isnt much better.
janeway is where its at.....
Eh. Screw Star Trek anyway.
yeah, Star wars was better
Indeed.
Jedi Squirels!? Were all doomed
Doomed I tell you.
Actually, I wanted to post the "motivational" pic that stated we were all ****ed, but I only have one altar ego to deal with. 
BTW. James T. Kirk is a bitch.
I already greatly disliked you, but you just revoked your license on life. Die now plz. *kills you*
Also Janeway and Voyager in general suck, and Star Wars is lol.
Can we please stop going over Star Trek and Star Wars and whos better Piccard or Kirk...
or wait this IS the Elminsters Undies thread, nevermind!
carry on...
hahaha
this old thread needs to go away.
we need a new one entitle The Blackstaff's Girdles
Well this one does make for a nice SPAM thread, but if you want to make a The Blackstaff's Girdles thread, by all means do so, Ill gladly post in it.
nah, not him, the 4e blackstaff lady
nah, not him, the 4e blackstaff ladyOh. Well, she preferred thongs from Victoria's Secret.
Hey you updated your avatar.
Nice!
Khelben used to wear plain boxers, but now he wears boxers with little pink hearts and Mystra naked on them, after that time he made the mistake of letting Danilo do his laundry...
by the seven, thats just raunchy.....
nice avatar,calisto had a hot actress.
Khelben used to wear plain boxers, but now he wears boxers with little pink hearts and Mystra naked on them, after that time he made the mistake of letting Danilo do his laundry...
Ok. That beats my sketch of a friend's Peloran cleric wearing boxers with little sun symbols all over them..... LOL
Cant belive this crap thread still lives.......
Cant belive this crap thread still lives.......
Silversword was right. The ritual fire keeps working.
Cant belive this crap thread still lives.......
Ody! Come back and play...
what Ody's back....
Is he going to join the hands of the triad too???
Cant belive this crap thread still lives.......
Silversword was right. The ritual fire keeps working.
Now we just need a binding ritual to keep them here.
I already greatly disliked you, but you just revoked your license on life. Die now plz. *kills you*
Also Janeway and Voyager in general suck, and Star Wars is lol.
Well, I'm glad we are being so upfront and honest, Mr. Nai Nai. Remind me to put a flaming bag dogshiit on your porch and laugh at you profusely when you stomp on it.
hahaha
this old thread needs to go away.
we need a new one entitle The Blackstaff's Girdles
Are you insane or just stupid? Don't you know 18D is lurking around here someplace?
Callisto from Xena WP, hehe.
Sweet Bejebuz--she was so hot.
Now we just need a binding ritual to keep them here.
Hush. 'Les I report you.
can I report everyone for reporting everyone?
can I report everyone for reporting everyone?
Please do. Though, remember that I have never reported anyone myself. I just get pissed off, say nasty things to them, then get banned.
well I never reported anyone either.... well here anyway
I would hope not--'cause you are just one smiley away from getting banned, buddy.
I would hope not--'cause you are just one smiley away from getting banned, buddy.
That was a pretty negative smiley, my man--maybe I should report you. Ya know, negativity around here is banned.
That was a pretty negative smiley, my man--maybe I should report you. Ya know, negativity around here is banned.
and yours is pretty offensive, maybe I should report you. Ya know being offensive around here isnt tollerated either.
neither is the spam.
Excuse me? Would you elaborate on that comment?
no, would you yours?
I thought my sarcasm was rather drippy. Guess I need to brush up on my ill mannerism's.
Cant belive this crap thread still lives.......
Ody! Come back and play...
Heh nice to see you all (but y'know, JD)! The goverment computer I use don let me in Wizards. until i get a pc of my own Im F*cked.
that blows chunks, on a gov. scale.
but it doesnt surprise me.
well when you get acomputer of your own, We'll be here.
More OR less anyway.
Tell LK we all said hi.
The gov, unlike regular workplaces REALLy want to make sure you do actual WORK.
The gov, unlike regular workplaces REALLy want to make sure you do actual WORK.
I know, thats why I said it doesnt surprise me.
Heh nice to see you all (but y'know, JD)! The goverment computer I use don let me in Wizards. until i get a pc of my own Im F*cked.
So sad. We were such Aasimaar buddies at one time. Whatever happened?! 
Heh nice to see you all (but y'know, JD)! The goverment computer I use don let me in Wizards. until i get a pc of my own Im F*cked.
So sad. We were such Aasimaar buddies at one time. Whatever happened?!
I'm in the military so is more for secuity reasons han anything else I'm sure.
And well JD, is dificult to maintain a frienship w some one that gets banned every three post. Still you and me are the last Aasimars since u know ... 4E...
And well JD, is dificult to maintain a frienship w some one that gets banned every three post. Still you and me are the last Aasimars since u know ... 4E...
It's every 12 -18 posts, by my count.
Besides, do you know how hard it is to maintain a friendship with an army geek with no PC? I mean, all this time, I felt like you had abandoned me.
Cant belive this crap thread still lives.......
Ody! Come back and play...
Heh nice to see you all (but y'know, JD)! The goverment computer I use don let me in Wizards. until i get a pc of my own Im F*cked.
The only time you work is during 'Robin Sage'.
The only time you work is during 'Robin Sage'.
No more. its done by civilians now. Crazy I know, but after 8(!!!!) times I'm good lol. Btw Im going to Korea in march
Enjoy your skinny stainless steel chopsticks. Though that was the Navy, my dad was on one of their ships at one point, and apparently they had these really skinny stainless steel chopsticks that were almost impossible to use.
Enjoy your skinny stainless steel chopsticks. Though that was the Navy, my dad was on one of their ships at one point, and apparently they had these really skinny stainless steel chopsticks that were almost impossible to use.
Probably needed Epic level Dex score and Epic Skill: Stainless Steel Chopsticks to use effectively. Maybe I should ask a friend of mine, who was in the Navy, if he ever encountered them when he was near SE Asia....
The only time you work is during 'Robin Sage'.
No more. its done by civilians now. Crazy I know, but after 8(!!!!) times I'm good lol. Btw Im going to Korea in march
Korea. Sucks to be you...
For those of you that don't know, I did two tours in Korea. Ody do you know where you are going, or will that be the big-surprize. I bet you will go to the 2ID Turtle Farm...
My pops was stationed there durin' Vietnam--and agrees with your sentiments.
Better Korea, than Nam...
Nam sux....
goooood by Viet nam
LOL.
Thank you, Robin Williams.... 
I'd rather go to Japan if I was in that neck of the woods or Hong Kong. That way get all the nifty Japanese stuff or to get the cheap imitation stuff and bring it all back!
LOL.
Thank you, Robin Williams....
I'd rather go to Japan if I was in that neck of the woods or Hong Kong. That way get all the nifty Japanese stuff or to get the cheap imitation stuff and bring it all back!
Well, according to my best bud--a Marine--Japan sux, too. But I am sure that both Korea and Nam are worse.
LOL.
Thank you, Robin Williams....
I'd rather go to Japan if I was in that neck of the woods or Hong Kong. That way get all the nifty Japanese stuff or to get the cheap imitation stuff and bring it all back!
Well, according to my best bud--a Marine--Japan sux, too. But I am sure that both Korea and Nam are worse.
A friend of mine, who was Navy, liked Japan. Except for getting lost one time and ended up AWOL because he missed the bus back to base. He snuck a 2ft Godzilla figure onto the ship for awhile until he got busted and had to ship it home. lol
So was it ever determined what kind of (if any) underwear Elminster wears?
Covered in NDA amongst other things...
Covered in NDA amongst other things...
LOL!
oh wait, youre not joking are you?
he wears boxers with nude images of mystra on them.....
Or does he?
...And yes, this reply was only made so I could claim Post #300. Carry on.
may be, maybe not
#301 carry on
Wasnt there an Elminster's 4e Stats thread around here some where? Ive been thinking on this and in 4e Elminster would totally be a Bard, now before im lynched again let me explain my reasoning. Elminsters been a little of everything. Hes been a Fighter, a Rogue, probably some Cleric in there too, I mean the guys done it all, so the Multi-Class versatility would really suit El, also Els encyclopedic knowledege of the Realms has bardic knowledge written all over it, aside from the fact that hes over a 1000 years old. So I could definatly see Elminster as a Bard, heavily, heavily, Multiclassed into wizard, among other things.
Elminster would have (almost--if not equivalent) the exact same stats he has in 3e. He would not be a bard.
Besides, it's a moot point. El' is insane with conflicting personalities. He's not much good for **** these days.
Thats why he must DIE!!!!!!!!
Two points there, ya numbnut--which you speaking of?
Well we all know hes not going to die, I just hope they dont do something equaly as stupid, like turning him into a god.
Well we all know hes not going to die, I just hope they dont do something equaly as stupid, like turning him into a god.
Nope if he does anything, he will unleash the seven sisters.
Well we all know hes not going to die, I just hope they dont do something equaly as stupid, like turning him into a god.
Nope if he does anything, he will unleash the seven sisters.
Well the only one left is the Simbul, and possibly Storm and/or Dove.
Keep in mind, they have faked their own deaths before... and even if you do see a corpse, that's not necessarily saying much where a previous edition spellcaster is concerned. Its not that different from comic books really, and you could chalk the Spellplague up there with the Infinite Crisis and its ilk... who knows what weirdness it spawned and who saw what coming and took what precautions with gods only know what contingencies... maybe Mystra hasn't respawned because she never really died and is just biding her time, waiting for the right moment to strike...
Right. Mystra did put alot of herself into her Chosen, so I guess as long as just one of them lives, then a piece of Mystra lives on.
What about the Magister? Is there one in 4e? as it ever been said or said that there wasnt one?
no magister in FR.
there is a magister epic destiny in the arcane power splat book
no magister in FR.
there is a magister epic destiny in the arcane power splat book
Ah so there could be a Magister in the 4e Realms, just not one tied to Mystra.
no magister in FR.
there is a magister epic destiny in the arcane power splat book
Ah so there could be a Magister in the 4e Realms, just not one tied to Mystra.
no.
there can be multiple MAgisters in the Realms just not tied to mystra or her memory.
mystra's bloody bones and shar's bloody backside
Multiple Magisters? that doesnt sound like much fun. I also liked it better when there could only be so many of an x level Druid. Ahhh those were the days.
not really, you see magisters end up in teh feywild..... and.... there are likly more archmages than magisters
I think its funny that they say that there are no Chosen left in the Realms but they have a Chosen Epic Destiny. Go figure.
yeah but we have two versions of that epic destiny, one if the frpg and the divine power which made it require divine power to use...... which blows major shar bits and I'll just use the one in the frpg as it is supperior in every way than the one in the DP splat....
yeah but we have two versions of that epic destiny, one if the frpg and the divine power which made it require divine power to use...... which blows major shar bits and I'll just use the one in the frpg as it is supperior in every way than the one in the DP splat....
Yeah now that is stupid. They should of called the one in Divine Power something else. Thats just too confusing having two Epic Destinies with the same name, Unless the one in Divine Power was meant to replace the one in the FRPG? That would blow Shar bits indeed!
yes, yes it does, and I get the feeling that it is supposed to, or someone just goofed.
I dont use that one so....
Blows Shar bits..... hahahahahahahaha cant believe I came up with that
Blows Shar bits..... hahahahahahahaha cant believe I came up with that
Thats going to be your new catch phrase isnt it?
no..... how about *************???
okay I better quite now, I treading on JD's territory.
Nah, dookie likes them 4 lettered words. I dont even know what ************* means?
youll have to pm that one to me, Im curious to know.
How is the FR one better when the one in DP is exactly the same except for the powers for the various gods, which unsurprisingly vary? (And stealth errata the FR version in one case, what with the DP version of the Chosen utility power for Corellon actually being a useful power on par with the others that applies to situations that actually exist, unlike the inexcusably god-awful one in FRPG.)
*shakes head, goes away again*
(Yeah I've pretty much left the boards at this point due to a certain something I won't name, I barely check them now, so if you don't see me around except for the occasional snarky comment when I felt like seeing if anything actually interesting that wasn't ruined by you-know-what had happened, you know why.)
I think the one in the FR is better because you dont have to be a Divine character, so if Tempus wanted a Fighter as his chosen he could, which makes more sense to me, rather than having a fighter have to multiclass into a divine class that he will probably never use other than to get the Chosen ED. I havnt compared the powers or nothing so I dont know about that, but I see no reason why you couldnt switch them out.
And dont you dare leave us Nai. Its getting far too quiet around here as of late, we cant afford to lose you too.
No idea what brought that on... hopefully, I had something to do with it, as I'm evil and stuff like that makes my legend grow... except where elves are concerned, then I'm mostly goodly compared to their vileness. 
Is it because of me...or JD.
I need to learn more about Curellon...and Nai was to teach me...
Is this typical Elven behavior?
To leave in my moment of need?
Well the only one left is the Simbul, and possibly Storm and/or Dove.
The other Seven Sisters were absorbed by El'. How many times do I have to explain this!!!
no..... how about *************???
okay I better quite now, I treading on JD's territory.
My territory is fun--come share!!
Is it because of me...or JD.
I'll assume me. A "certain something" implies of a noun, which seems to fit a Dookie. Oh well.
This isn't like being drunk and using make-up rules to deny an incident, lady. 
It's Elminsters Underwear we are speaking of. Picturing Calisto waving her underwear around just get me all hot and bothered. 
Elminster's Underwear gets you all hot and bothered?
You are one sick ****...
FACEPALM in all caps
Elminster's Underwear gets you all hot and bothered?
You are one sick ****...
Granted...the guy is pretty sexy. You know, in a Sean Connery sort of way.
But, no.
The subject of the sentence was Callisto--not El'.
this thread got me thinking about this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUfmh3G9AE&feat...
and this one too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgeI0NeOjhI&feat...
calisto was hot
so was Gabrielle er however the name was spelled
Gabby...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqnYbCYz1-Y
calisto
Gabby...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz9rAT8_2d8
this thread got me thinking about this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUfmh3G9AE&feat...
and this one too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgeI0NeOjhI&feat...
What the hell do they have to do with anything?
And, yes, Callisto was SO much hotter than Gabrielle.
The other Seven Sisters were absorbed by El'. How many times do I have to explain this!!!
At least one more time.
Its my understanding that Mystras power they weild is absorbed by Toril once they die. Although if Elminster absorbed them then maybe they are some of the voices in his head. Im thinking the voices in his head are his Faithful, because Els the god of magic now, he just dont know it yet. I hope thats not were they go with it, but I have my suspicions. And I still think Elminsters a Bard, and Volo and Elminster are one and the same.
Sounds like as good a theory as any... Not that I have any of my own.
Its my understanding that Mystras power they weild is absorbed by Toril once they die.
As in it's absorbed by the planet itself and generated into some sort of creation energy? Interesting. I'd think that some other deity/higher entity/very powerful mortal might snatch up the glimmers of divine energy, or that Ao would absorb simply to remove it from play. But, the planet itself absorbing it is interesting.
Although if Elminster absorbed them then maybe they are some of the voices in his head. Im thinking the voices in his head are his Faithful, because Els the god of magic now, he just dont know it yet. I hope thats not were they go with it, but I have my suspicions.
It certainly does seem like a safety net, if they ever decided to use the "El becomes God" hook in the future.
And I still think Elminsters a Bard, and Volo and Elminster are one and the same.
El has several useless levels in Fighter, Cleric, and Rogue. He probably has levels in other classes, too. Hmmm... El with levels in Avenger and Druid. Fun.
At least one more time.
Its my understanding that Mystras power they weild is absorbed by Toril once they die. Although if Elminster absorbed them then maybe they are some of the voices in his head.
Yes.
Im thinking the voices in his head are his Faithful, because Els the god of magic now, he just dont know it yet.
No.
And I still think Elminsters a Bard, and Volo and Elminster are one and the same.
No again and quite likely.
As in it's absorbed by the planet itself and generated into some sort of creation energy? Interesting. I'd think that some other deity/higher entity/very powerful mortal might snatch up the glimmers of divine energy, or that Ao would absorb simply to remove it from play. But, the planet itself absorbing it is interesting.
Normally, it would have returned to Mystra--i.e., The Weave. Now that Mystra has been snuffed and, therefore, The Weave, it would return to whatever constitutes the source of all magic at this point.
Normally, it would have returned to Mystra--i.e., The Weave. Now that Mystra has been snuffed and, therefore, The Weave, it would return to whatever constitutes the source of all magic at this point.
Ed goes into some detail in the Shadows of the Avatar seris about what happens to the power they weild, It is absorbed into the life essence of Toril, then it is very slowly reabsorbed by Mystra, of course now that Mystra is offed, whos to say where it goes? It might very well of went to Elminster. I cant wait for Elminster Must Die comes out, the more we discuss topics such as this, the more I want to read that book!
Indeed.
Though, I don't see another El' book coming out anytime soon unless it is set in the past. One of the points of 4e was to make him as harmless as possible.
I can dig your point about him being the god of magic without knowing it, but faithful being the voices in his head isn't the case. But, being Mystryl's original Chosen, I can see him easily taking control of the portfolio after some certain requirement is meant. I just see that being absorbing the essence of the Seven Sisters.
Well as I understand Elminster Must Die will be coming out sometime next year, and Ed promises it will fill in some gaps and answer alot of questions (probably raising more in the process). Im not sure what time period the book is set in. Its my understanding that it will be in Moderen Day Realms, but I expect alot of flashbacks in there. It might take place shortly after the Spellplauge, Im not sure.
I guess this is what I get for abandoning this place for so long. A modern day El' tale? Hell, I thought you were joking about that title.
If Ed is writing it and behind the plot, then there is certainly a reason for him to die--good or ill.
Yes, I look forward to that one as well.
I guess this is what I get for abandoning this place for so long. A modern day El' tale? Hell, I thought you were joking about that title.
If Ed is writing it and behind the plot, then there is certainly a reason for him to die--good or ill.
Yes, I look forward to that one as well.
Well dont hold me on the modern day thing, Im guessing. It might indeed be in the past, but I think it relates to Els current predicament. I know theres no way WotC will let Ed actually kill El off, Im anxiously waiting to see how it goes down.
As far as I was aware, anything Ed was to write was to be set in the past. One of the reason's he was so against 4e. Presumably, part of the reason he has such resentment with all these NDA's as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqnYbCYz1-Y
calisto
Ah Emilie Autumn... does a great live show. No idea who the hell that chick there is though. I suspect from some television show I never watched...
So... reading over these last few posts, if the magical energy of the Chosen were absorbed by the "lifeforce of the planet", wouldn't that imply Chauntea, given that she's supposedly the personification of the planet as I recall?
What Ed states was intended and what FR actually is are two different thing. We know this.
Probably more like three different things these days... Ed - WotC- Individual Authors
So... reading over these last few posts, if the magical energy of the Chosen were absorbed by the "lifeforce of the planet", wouldn't that imply Chauntea, given that she's supposedly the personification of the planet as I recall?
Hmmmm that would makes sense, It is stated in the book in question, (I dont even remember the name of it, book one of the Shadow of the Avatar seris) that the energy goes back to toril, it does specify that no other god save mystra can touch it, and she reabsorbes it slowly. Well with Mystra being offed I guess that would be all screwed anyway. I think Chantea is the aspect of the physical world, not nessacirly the spiritial one. Jeeze Im gonna have to go dig this book out aint I?
Probably more like three different things these days... Ed - WotC- Individual Authors
And dont forget us, the gamers!
El has several useless levels in Fighter, Cleric, and Rogue. He probably has levels in other classes, too. Hmmm... El with levels in Avenger and Druid. Fun.
Hells yeah! thats what I was thinking! And Im surprised me sayin Elminster is a Bard in 4e, didnt cause more of an uproar. The only one to really disagree with me was Dookie but he was polite about it. Didnt call me names or use any foul language!
Gamers? Unless you're 12 and an utter imbecile who somberly reports to us that Elminster is dead, so don't bother using him after his level 200th level Uberwhatsit murdered him with his offhand pinkie, the opinions of Gamers have no bearing on the Realms whatsoever. And shouldn't after the travesty that was The Living City.
Gamers are the "Low Man on the Totem Pole" Look at what we get now days...You know **** rolls downhill.
THO at Candlekeep said that El will be in the 1479 Realms with flashbacks to earlier periods.
well alot depends upon us gamers. After all were the ones buyin the stuff.
And? Has not the mighty WotC taught you to be an obedient little consumer yet? You will learn heathen...
By shar's naughty bits!!!!
this thread has derailed on a crazy train......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE
not that it ever had a decent topic to begin with....
So far, that's 2 threads that have gone on a Crazy Train......
So far, that's 2 threads that have gone on a Crazy Train......
Im sure its more than that!
By shar's naughty bits!!!!
By Shars Naughty Bits indeed!!!
Only 2 that I've seen so far...
What? Are we looking at the same forums? We are all the time going way off topic and hijacking threads.
Just the ones who got the linky to the Crazy Train song.
Ahhhh. Well watch what you say there, Dragon will be postin that one all the time now!
I have no problems with the song.
I have no problems with the song.
I agree! It is an awesome song! These guys do a pretty mean version of it too!
I have a new thing for that song now, the time frame between the 3.x and 4e....
(oh and the second version, would be the chimpmunk version, which I wont be posting a link to)
that would be the third version of that song I have seen.
I have a new thing for that song now, the time frame between the 3.x and 4e....
(oh and the second version, would be the chimpmunk version, which I wont be posting a link to)
Yes! very apt for the Spellplauge. And cmon man you gotta post the Chipmunks version now! I just got to hear it! Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame also does a cover of that song.
that would be the third version of that song I have seen.
I have a new thing for that song now, the time frame between the 3.x and 4e....
(oh and the second version, would be the chimpmunk version, which I wont be posting a link to)
Yes! very apt for the Spellplauge. And cmon man you gotta post the Chipmunks version now! I just got to hear it! Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame also does a cover of that song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWn3ccLnj2o&feat...
my ears my ears
Hells yeah! thats what I was thinking! And Im surprised me sayin Elminster is a Bard in 4e, didnt cause more of an uproar. The only one to really disagree with me was Dookie but he was polite about it. Didnt call me names or use any foul language!
Yet, I got banned for suggesting you might be a retard later on. Go figure.
Gamers are the "Low Man on the Totem Pole" Look at what we get now days...You know **** rolls downhill.
No ****.
THO at Candlekeep said that El will be in the 1479 Realms with flashbacks to earlier periods.
While it might offer some insight to what may be going on with El', I highly doubt it will be anything concrete or Realms shattering.
well alot depends upon us gamers. After all were the ones buyin the stuff.
Kid-welcome to the fold. Your optimism is soon to be destroyed.
--
BTW - I don't know how anyone manages this in IE.
Yet, I got banned for suggesting you might be a retard later on. Go figure.
Oh jeeze man, not AGAIN!
Kid-welcome to the fold.
Wow! Im in the fold!? Have I finally paid my dues, so to speak?
Your optimism is soon to be destroyed.
Oh I guess not.
You may have the record for bannings now. Extinction/Waring/A Gun Smoked Kiss/Gods Last Army, would be proud of you. I know I am.
And I very much manage the forums in IE myself. Isn't difficult in the slightest in a technical sense, unless you count the strange inability to actually stay in the subforums... that and I happen to like IE quite a bit.
Yet, I got banned for suggesting you might be a retard later on. Go figure.
Oh my poor, angry little taco, mon petit doudou! Try to avoid making "suggestions" ...and exceptionally hot salsa. TPTB don't like naughty negativity. Post only of sunshine and rainbows when it comes to 4E.
-goes back into self-imposed exile-
You know, leaving a post isn't exactly the best way to be exiled, unless you're doing the Zim thing and quitting being exiled...
Indeed. Stick around. I just got a case of some Tripleshroom Sherry!
JD how many times have you been banned. I was banned 3 times myself.
You may have the record for bannings now. Extinction/Waring/A Gun Smoked Kiss/Gods Last Army, would be proud of you. I know I am.
Never got banned. Not even from that hellhole, nothingland. Did get a warning once because Wizo Sith (dunno if he's even still around anymore....) thought I was promoting electronic piracy (which I wasn't).
slooooooooow
By the Watching Gods! You snuck up on me! Have A drink! sgood stuff!
Isn't it against the rules to make a, what is this, his fifth account, when you get banned? At least, it is at every other forum I've posted at.
Some bans are for only 24 hours. Some are for 3 days, a week, ectera...
For when you need a Time Out young man...
I dont think 37 counts as young...plus I have only been banned once this year, sure it was until the end of august, but I think I have been behaving myself this time around. On the brightside I have not called anybody a 'retard'...yet that is...
Edit:Darned Sivler-Sword interupting us grown folks when we trying to talk...
well yous can always make up a new user name
That gets old. I hate having to rebuild my post count. Or I could just spam posts on multiple topics...Like I did now.
Darned Sivler-Sword interupting us grown folks when we trying to talk...
ok ok ill shut up and let you grown folk talk about growedup stuff. ill be in the back with my tripleshroom sherry if any body needs me.
Egads, you're my age!
Meh, whatever, you're still a little whippersnapper in my book.
Post #2900
Isn't it against the rules to make a, what is this, his fifth account, when you get banned? At least, it is at every other forum I've posted at.
Some bans are for only 24 hours. Some are for 3 days, a week, ectera...
Which doesn't negate my question or my point at all. The creation of duplicate/dodecaplicate accounts to get around a ban of any length is... Still making a new account to get around a ban.
I do try and act as if I am 15 still...
Post #2900
Nothing wrong with acting your shoe size.....
I do try and act as if I am 15 still...
Post #2900
Nothing wrong with acting your shoe size.....
hahaha
Now don't go getting all emo on me...
Emo!? me? Have you seen my Drizzty Avatar!? But atleast im not cutting myself, or is that a Goth thing? I always get those mixxed up.
Egads, you're my age!
Meh, whatever, you're still a little whippersnapper in my book.
Ye Gods! Me too!
Wow! Im in the fold!? Have I finally paid my dues, so to speak?
Not at all. Though, you haven't actually been given the opportunity to prove yourself since these forums went to **** and nothing relevant or in depth appears to pop up.
JD how many times have you been banned. I was banned 3 times myself.
At least 30. I don't blame the ORCS though--they are just upholding the CoC. But that is why I still think we should have group therapy. They would soon realize my so-called negativity is about love. ;)
Providing CERTAIN PEOPLE DON'T REPORT ME!! ;(
You may have the record for bannings now. Extinction/Waring/A Gun Smoked Kiss/Gods Last Army, would be proud of you. I know I am.
Eh. **** that guy. I almost hope he gets out of jail and returns so I can get banned for telling him what a ****ing psychopath he is.
And I very much manage the forums in IE myself. Isn't difficult in the slightest in a technical sense, unless you count the strange inability to actually stay in the subforums... that and I happen to like IE quite a bit.
Well, of course you've never been banned, my man. You either smoked too much while young--or even now--and swallowed too many shrooms, or you are on prozac.
I've never once seen you multi-quote any thread. Try that and you will see what LK and I are talking about.
I know I have multiple accounts just in case. Some I have never even posted with...
What was it, a 36 hour ban.
This time? At least 36. I didn't personally count. Think it was into 3 days though.
I emailed them, and they seemed to figure out how to "unban" me this time, so I'm cool with it.
I think I am the first person they had to do it to and got ****ed up trying to figure out how to handle it--'cause this time they got the second part right, Else, I would have still been out.
Either way, the ORCS are just doing their jobs--I can't bitch.
Well, of course you've never been banned, my man. You either smoked too much while young--or even now--and swallowed too many shrooms, or you are on prozac.
I've never once seen you multi-quote any thread. Try that and you will see what LK and I are talking about.
Didn't then or now. I don't approve of shrooms, given the details of where they come from, and I certainly don't bother with prozac. I just naturally gravitate towards fulfilling my end of the social contract that keeps the world on a relatively even keel. Unlike some I can think of...
And I certainly have multi-quoted lots of threads, you just don't pay as much attention as you should, you obstropulous poppinjay you.
How do you go about cow tipping anyway? I tried it once and i could not get them cows to budge!
Be careful that the cows don't strike back:
www.spike.com/video/barnyard-original/27...
LOL!
Something I never understood about that show why do the male cows have udders? Unless they are female and the homones they give em just mess em up like that?
And I certainly have multi-quoted lots of threads, you just don't pay as much attention as you should, you obstropulous poppinjay you.
When you actually have something meaningful to pay attention to, then I will. Otherwise, I won't be pleased and will yap my ass off, simply to fill the void you create.
How do you go about cow tipping anyway? I tried it once and i could not get them cows to budge!
You have to wait until they are asleep, you ninny.
How do you go about cow tipping anyway? I tried it once and i could not get them cows to budge!
You have to wait until they are asleep, you ninny.
Ohhhhhh wait until theyre asleep! Good to know!
LOL! Something I never understood about that show why do the male cows have udders? Unless they are female and the homones they give em just mess em up like that?
Male cows don't have udders, just small nipples - and they're called bulls (or steers, if castrated). But cartoons are really weird that way, and these days I think people are used to using "cow" to mean both male and female.
And I think it's extra weird that we're talking about udders in the Elminster's Underwear thread.
Right Males are bulls. I knew that. What? Really I did!
and where else would we talk about udders at? I dont really see it as having potential for its own thread, unless maybe Bulls of the Realms have udders!
Most of the time we were too ****** up to really do any real tipping. Then after the Bull incedent, which was actually a Goat(It was a goat farm we found(Don't ask)) I stopped cow tipping. I didn't get hurt, but boy did we run from that mean old goat.
Ah, North Texas in 1988...
Cow tipping? Oh you are all so SMITEd!!!
Especially Sliversword because he didn't even do it right!
:Sigh:
Cow tipping? Oh you are all so SMITEd!!!
Especially Sliversword because he didn't even do it right!
Bah! Go smite a goat.
Anyway, apparently, Silversword didn't do it at all. ****.
And, on Stig's note of "FAIL", I ivite everyone to check out this fine site: failblog.org/
I hear Silversword is responsible for 33.72% of these.
And, on Stig's note of "FAIL", I ivite everyone to check out this fine site: failblog.org/
I hear Silversword is responsible for 33.72% of these.
Just the vibrator in the toy grabber thing, that one was me. I thought it was a back massager!
So thats what that was.
And, on Stig's note of "FAIL", I ivite everyone to check out this fine site: failblog.org/
I hear Silversword is responsible for 33.72% of these.
Just the vibrator in the toy grabber thing, that one was me. I thought it was a back massager!
Well, technically, it was. Which part of your backside were you using it on?
****.
[J/K]
So your Chris Perkins in disquise? He did say blame me for everything...
Not even close
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Perkins disappeared? Interesting
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Hey, Stig--been looking around for the elven evolution post. Remember the topic?
Not saying I will revive it, but I am interested in how it turned out.
No recollection of the title of the thread, but I do seem to recall it devolving into a LK versus MT semantics-fest that I don't recall ending with anyone being satisfied much.
Well now that they are not here, maybe we can have a real discussion that everybody can be satisfied with?...
......Well now that they are not here, maybe we can have a real discussion that everybody can be satisfied with?
That's a terrible idea. Where's the fun if there's no conflict?
That's a terrible idea. Where's the fun if there's no conflict?
Indeed! Some of the best discussions on here have been heated arguments. Ive been tryin to stir some **** up, but to no avail. I say Elminsters a Bard, Hes Volo, Hes Gay, and nothing. No arguments at all (well Dookie said some things, but he does that any way so I didnt count that). What is up with that? Its like no one even cares anymore. Cmon people its your Realms! Dont stand for Gay Bardic Volo Disguised Elminster any longer!
Indeed! Some of the best discussions on here have been heated arguments. Ive been tryin to stir some **** up, but to no avail. I say Elminsters a Bard, Hes Volo, Hes Gay, and nothing. No arguments at all (well Dookie said some things, but he does that any way so I didnt count that). What is up with that? Its like no one even cares anymore. Cmon people its your Realms! Dont stand for Gay Bardic Volo Disguised Elminster any longer!
Dude, first off, I'll dispute something, but I won't even attempt to debate or participate in such a thing unless it is something valid to "Realmslore" or something I am interested in. No offense, but who gives a **** who Volo really is or isn't? Does it or will it change your perception of the Realms as a whole? Not really. So you get the "why be passionate about something so insignificant?" thing.
And, if you want to attempt to drive something up under a thread called Elminster's Underwear, then get a clue (again, no offense). Unless you simply enjoy these boards, you have all but abandoned this thread. You need to start a new one with a focused topic to have such a thing discussed.
The thread I mentioned was worth it because you had people passionate about lore participating. Something this place sorely has lacking these days.
The thread I mentioned was worth it because you had people passionate about lore participating. Something this place sorely has lacking these days.
I agree. That is more or less the point i was making, I dont expect there really to be much debate on something as stupid as Elminsters gay! I was making a bit of joke, just a bit of a one, I was also half serious, not about El being gay (because he was a woman at the time so it doesnt count). But it does seem as though participation has dropped off, I know before if I said Els gay there would of been all kindsa ruckus over that. But any way there are a few topics that pop up here and there. The discussion of Abeirspace in the FR planes thread is a good one, and Im still trying to figure that one out.
I mean, they didn't even migrate our accounts. How lazy is that ****?
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As for the Abier post, that's not a debate, just a bunch of hypothetical ****--no true opinions matter or facts involved.
As for the Abier post, that's not a debate, just a bunch of hypothetical ****--no true opinions matter or facts involved.
Personaly I love hypothetical ****! I mean its one thing to be discussing established lore and someones like yeah thats in such and such book pg 69 or whatever. I prefer the type of discussions that go beyond whats in the book. things that the books just dont cover, like what does Elminster use to wipe his bum? Of course come to find out, that was already answered over at Candlekeep. I think thats another problem right there, aside from the fact that alot of people split because they dont like 4e or the new forums or whatever, theres really no new questions. The Realms have been around for like what 30 years now? In a published form anyway. Youd be hard pressed to come up with a question or comment that hasnt already been brought up before. But yeah I agree with the new low lore setting it does make for less to talk about. Unless a new novel is out or a particulary good article comes out of Dragon or Dungeon then activity kinda picks up a little.
I know I am guilty of "Threadcrapping". Yet I also post useful stuff on occasion.
Can't we just have fun and talk about the Realms.
Heck with the group I game with I could run the 1479 Realms using the 3E material with it...
What just happened?
I know I am guilty of "Threadcrapping". Yet I also post useful stuff on occasion.
Can't we just have fun and talk about the Realms.
Amen to that!
Thats the whole point there is to have fun! as far as these forums go and actually playing the game. If youre not having fun then youre doing something wrong! Im not sure what threadcrapping is but im willing to bet that ive done it a time or two.
It would be really cool if they put out sourcebooks for different eras of the Realms, like they do with Star Wars. I would totally buy that! Not sure how I would do the spell system for prespellplauge Realms, or during the Age of Netheril in the 4e format.
lol 50 dollar really lousy houserules rofl.
(I hate and despise Pathfailure. Largely because of the fans who act like it's perfect and great and soooo much better than 4e and oh it fixes eeeevery problem 3.5 had... Except it doesn't, and most of the changes I think are god-awful. Derp.)
No more lugging 8 different books around(Using only 1 feat out of each.
).Its only a matter of time before rules bloat happens yet again.
The rabid PathFINDER fanboy's are pretty annoying...just imagine how annoying they would be if they were supporting 4E...
4e is better by far by virtue of not being a terrible houseruling of 3.5e, which was already pretty terrible but I'll play it if I must. Pathfailure I won't touch at all.
And yeah, they changed stuff between the beta and the final, including what is perhaps the stupidest, most failtastic change of all - NERFING THE FREAKING BARD WHAT THE HELLS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT IT WASN'T OVERPOWERED TO BEGIN WITH WHAT. sfldkfjdsijsoidgjdfsg.
(Yes, Pathfailure is one of the very few things that will send me into frothing, screaming nerdrage. I can't stand it and refuse to play it or have anything to do with it and will loudly denounce it whenever the subject comes up. I'd rather play FATAL, at least that I can simply laugh at.)
have they looked at the pathfinder rules??
If they have, I have no knowledge of it. And, honestly, I haven't looked at them either.
"Elf ON! Elf OFF! The CLAPPER!!"
so would the concentrator make a better name for the joke?
Stig does, indeed. As for Mr. Nai Nai, I imagine he could just buy a clapper and shut the elves he dislikes off as need be.
"Elf ON! Elf OFF! The CLAPPER!!"
To funny!
On topic Even!!!!
To be honest, I'm not that fond of FR elves myself. Especially Sun Elves. Buncha jerks.
The Seldarine at least is multispheric, and FR elves are known to be wrong about it at times. :P Funny how the members of it I like the least are FR-specific. Shevarash pisses me off in ways Ye'Cind just somehow doesn't. (Probably because he isn't a god of officially sanctioned hate crimes. Funny how no other crystal sphere seems to need an elven god of hate. FR makes the poor Seldarine look bad.)
4e Core is not the "conceptual elves" being spoken of.
4e Core is not the "conceptual elves" being spoken of.
I'm not talking 4e core either. 4e core can suck it. I'm talking 'core elves' in the sense of the old 2e-era fluff from such charmingly 'lolwat' books a Complete Book of Elves. Wherein Elves are decidedly Mary Sue perfect niceynice tree huggers in general, and not much like FR elves at all.
I'm not actually referring to whatever you and Stigg are on about.
And I'm being charitable and ignoring that those cookie-elves look more like gnomes than elves...
18D--don't you even try it.
Drow already have Rangers, so no need to give them S.E.A.L.'s. I'd go with Hin or Gnome S.E.A.L.'s myself, since they both get everywhere eventually...
The Halflings could be SEAL's. Look at what happened to there homeland during the Spellplague.
The Gnomes would have to be Mossat, because you don't even know they are around half the time.
Of course they do...
nah.... those are from kara tur
Hey, elves bring cookies, so they can't be all bad. Just on Faerun...
And they make toys!
Pesky Torilian elves.
Of course they do...
nah.... those are from kara tur
Obviously you're not familiar with DaRoni the gnome, up there in the hills of Cormyr...
Of course they do...
nah.... those are from kara tur
Obviously you're not familiar with DaRoni the gnome, up there in the hills of Cormyr...
Obviously youre familiar with Aurora's Whole Realms Catalogue! You should try your hand at the Realms Trivia Challange!
You only think you killed them. It was only illusions you whacked. It was all just in your twisted mind...
I sir am quite appalled that you think I whackd them, I did no such thing.....
I stopped in there one night, ate dinner there.
Their beans were quite good, they just didnt agree with my digestive tract and I had gas all night long.... Those gnomes never saw it coming.....
you got the twisted part right
Of course I'm familiar with Aurora's, which was also covered in 2e's Cloak and Dagger to some extent. I'm familiar with that thread as well, I just avoid it.
What?!?!?!
Of course I'm familiar with Aurora's, which was also covered in 2e's Cloak and Dagger to some extent. I'm familiar with that thread as well, I just avoid it.
What?!?!?!
I know! Whats up with that? Some people just dont know how to have fun! It really is a great thread! Its a fun little game, and youll probably learn a thing or three about the Realms, I know i have!
Of course I'm familiar with Aurora's, which was also covered in 2e's Cloak and Dagger to some extent. I'm familiar with that thread as well, I just avoid it.
What?!?!?!
In other words, Aurora's Whole Realms Emporium received some coverage in the aforementioned book. In the Mercantile Powers section, if I recall correctly.
tsk tsk...
Whadiyknow! Another 3 posts miraculously disappearing and not an ORC around to claim responsibility. Go figure.
I was wondering. I noticed some posts of mine disapearing also...
Like freezing my farts so I can smell them later...
It was probably Delta's fault... he has gone over to the truly evil these days, and surely his depravity knows no bounds.
Nope, I might be evil, but truely I am not depraved...
I think the thread police is back! Yeah!:rollseyes:
It's not remembering mine either. And I haven't cleaned out the cookies either.
I think we traded that function for the page numbers?
It's not remembering mine either. And I haven't cleaned out the cookies either.
I think we traded that function for the page numbers?
I guess so..... Not that I really needed the page numbers....
Praise Helm and may Torm lock this thread