Only My...
By Ed Greenwood
''..Shoehorn of Puissant Castleblasting Can Save Us Now!'' Yes, those words were once uttered by a player in a Realms convention adventure, in a moment of roleplaying excitement that wasn’t entirely tongue-in-cheek. As in, there really was a shoehorn of puissant castleblasting in his character's hand. Or so the Sembian merchant who had sold him this "almost certainly magical" shoehorn (a fairly safe claim, given the pulsing blue glow the thing was giving off) had grandiosely described it.
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