I killed Mystra

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#1

cyric_prince_o_lies

Nov 17, 2008 22:12:43
So Azuth and Mystra are chilling in some demiplane shooting the ****, and me and Shar bust in all randomly like Kramer and Newman in an episode of Seinfeld. Shar starts dancing like a crazy ho and Azuth is kind of a nerd so he's all like "wow look at that ***** dance". He pops a boner and drops his staff of epic destruction or some ****. Anyway, I all whip out my Dick Dastardly laugh, pick up that wanker's staff, and I clock that ***** upside the head with it like a Crip with a tire iron while she watches TV (or stares into a crystal ball or some ****).

AND I DID IT FOR THE LULZ

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#2

18DELTA

Nov 17, 2008 22:39:30
-Master I await your commands!


18DELTA (The Chosen of Cyric) :P
#3

Aegeri

Nov 17, 2008 23:01:49
I don't know why the other Gods haven't killed off Cyric themselves yet.
#4

18DELTA

Nov 17, 2008 23:03:39
-Heretic!!! :P


18DELTA (Chosen of Cyric) ;)
#5

Stigger

Nov 17, 2008 23:08:21
What Aegeri said... he just needs to die. He's just too cliche and boring not to...
#6

18DELTA

Nov 17, 2008 23:11:43
-Heretic!!! :P


18DELTA (Chosen of Cyric) ;)
#7

BadCatMan

Nov 17, 2008 23:11:48
I killed Mystra

But you didn't kill her deputy?
#8

18DELTA

Nov 17, 2008 23:16:13
But you didn't kill her deputy?

-Asmodeus did! :P


18DELTA (Chosen of Cyric) :D