I going to run a a game in Dec and I need to polish my ideas before then....
Feel free to comment help (Bold letters is where I NEED help but feel free to put your input as you please)
The Who
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LG Male Hellbred Psionic Warrior
NG Male Shield Dwarf Psion(telepath)
NG Male Half-Drow Ranger (I know what you think, but he doesn't know who Drizzt is...)
And a shitload of NPCs that will come and go as I please
LG Male Hellbred Psionic Warrior
NG Male Shield Dwarf Psion(telepath)
NG Male Half-Drow Ranger (I know what you think, but he doesn't know who Drizzt is...)
And a shitload of NPCs that will come and go as I please
--squid.org.
--Place names.
--Lots more.
Do you need help with making characters in "The Who" and the Knight's of the Black Hand? Also, Scyulla Darkhope has already been statted out (even though I hate the classes they assigned her).
As for a name for the Small Underdark town, how about Kal'vesur? (it was randomly generated)
For an orc name, how about Graul'kor
Hmm,
Do you need help with making characters in "The Who" and the Knight's of the Black Hand? Also, Scyulla Darkhope has already been statted out (even though I hate the classes they assigned her).
As for a name for the Small Underdark town, how about Kal'vesur? (it was randomly generated)
For an orc name, how about Graul'kor
I know her stats, but (like you) I don't like'em, and my players are really open minded when it come to MY Realms
. besides they NEVER get to see my NPCs sheets As for a name for the Small Underdark town, how about Kal'vesur? (it was randomly generated)
Enough with the Drow. The underdark is uselsss, they way I see it is, the house war is ever lasting. Even if you were to hold the first noble house for cenutries, it doesn't actually acomplish anything for you than bossing people around. And if they want to go expand their territory, they get pumbled by dwarfs in mithril hall. Matron Baerne was just old and talked alot of smack. The only Drow actually acomplishing anything in his/her life is Jarlaxel. And Lloth is no different than Shar, they just get a kick out of your death. It pleases them(something about these evil women Godess that would rather you be dead than stay alive as a prized follower...logic+1).
For an orc name, how about Graul'kor
No radio active hunching apes...err, I mean green orcs. Sorry, the similarity is undeniable. Orcs die off more than any other NPC I have ever read/heard/seen. Read swordmage and you will see that Baker couldn't resist either rofl.
Now then...time for business. Ody, your new character name will be Maximus Merridous Dessehmis (Roman gladiator pimped out name). Your campaign will consist of "Destroying what doesn't matter", such as drow and orc filth Diffan has already mentioned. Aim for women and children first to slow any further population they wish to increase. And no, you don't live in a village/town/city, you rule them. And when you are going to raid a usless city such as the underdark, you make sure to say: "I've come here to do two things, chew some bubble gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
Now the whole God/Godess thing, they will ask you to follow them and perhaps attemp to make you a chosen or a high preist. Understand, you serve no one, and those you do not serve you consist of 2 people: Those who are dead and those who are going to die. If a Deity demands you kneel, you can't quite kill deity(yet) so you go after their followers than reply in a Shrine of theirs: "Yeah, well that whole 'kneeling' thing is going to be a problem...You see, I've been killing your men all day and I have a bit of a cramp in my leg..."
And when there is a challenger who thinks they have the possbility of defeating you(you always have to have a fancy line before and after you kick ass and take names), you state: "You won't have eyes tonight, you won't have ears or a tounge. You will wonder the underworld blind,deaf,and dumb. And all the dead shall know, this is the fool *Name of challenger* who thought he could kill *your name*.
For you see, few people on this planet truely knows what it means to be despised, but if you play your character the way I am recomending you, what can they do it about? The same with people who cry about USA starting wars, they can whine, but they can't do anything about it.
Enough with the Drow. The underdark is uselsss, they way I see it is, the house war is ever lasting. Even if you were to hold the first noble house for cenutries, it doesn't actually acomplish anything for you than bossing people around. And if they want to go expand their territory, they get pumbled by dwarfs in mithril hall. Matron Baerne was just old and talked alot of smack. The only Drow actually acomplishing anything in his/her life is Jarlaxel. And Lloth is no different than Shar, they just get a kick out of your death. It pleases them(something about these evil women Godess that would rather you be dead than stay alive as a prized follower...logic+1).
1st-Where did I even mention Drow? I gave a suggestion for an Underdark town that had an apostrophe, like many underdark towns (populated by drow or not) do.
2nd-What is your obsessive hatred of this imaginary race? I mean, no offense, but it's a bit ridiculous. From observing the FR boards, I've yet to see any positive feed back from you but yet a constant nagging on how people shouldn't play, use, or even mention drow (and now the Underdark in general).
3rd-Considering you don't play the game at all, nor attempt to at least try to understand the basics of the game, you attempt to add advice to someone running one? Seriously, why bother? And in that long rant, not 1 word could be used for ANY value what-so-ever.
Anyways, some of this will probably be edited by Wiz_O, but whatever. I do get the feeling that whenever your name comes up (NoPity) the Wiz_O does the whole "this violates the code of conduct" spiel on Copy-Paste shift-click.
My friend gave me a CD with lots of 3.5 PFD material and Expanded Psionics Handbook was on there. Now i'm not really sure how psionics work, but i'm willing to give it a try.
I personally LOVE psionics. Its a coincidence that two of my players acually wanted to play psionics... I usually make my games around my players and not the otherway around I already had an idea for a psionic campain and when two of three said "psionics" I jump at the chance.
Scyulla's ex-pal (i'm assuming) 10/ blackguard 8 is awesome, much better than adding levels of ranger.
I know right. I was like Ranger of Ban...What?!? It's not prctical and it doesn't affect her background story so...
As for the half-drow ranger, there are lots of PrCs that help rangers out, depending on what combat style your looking for. I could stat the whole lot of them when you figure out what levels you want and thoughts on feats.
Well I don't need builds for the ranger (since it a PC not a NPC) but that particular player is not good making background stories for his PCs (ironically he's the best role-player of the 3, go figure
). What I need is a common denominator that binds him to the party since he's not psionic oriented at all. I was thinking of making him a Harper Seeking Athena's help in behaf of the Harpers but I don't know if I should give him that "privilage" at 1st level... What do you guys think?My friend gave me a CD with lots of 3.5 PFD material and Expanded Psionics Handbook was on there. Now i'm not really sure how psionics work, but i'm willing to give it a try.
-Psionics work much better than normal magic, in my opinion. I prefer them to the system already in place, and in my own games, gave the Sorcerer this type of spellcasting, to make them more unique and different from the Wizard. If you have Unearthed Arcana, you'll see that Psionics is (more or less) the Spell Point System.
Well I don't need builds for the ranger (since it a PC not a NPC) but that particular player is not good making background stories for his PCs (ironically he's the best role-player of the 3, go figure
Well, since the ranger is half drow, you could easily tie his drow heritage to illithids and, thus, to psionics in some way. Perhaps "daddy drow" has been enslaved and needs to be saved. He knows that the best way to beat psionics is with psionics, so he's hooked up with a couple for good measure. While I wouldn't go for the daddy needs saving part, I would go with the drow/illithid part to create a background for a psionic connection in some manner.
By the way, since you asked for my opinion on this earlier. Your campaign smells and looks like complete aasimar.
Well, since the ranger is half drow, you could easily tie his drow heritage to illithids and, thus, to psionics in some way. Perhaps "daddy drow" has been enslaved and needs to be saved. He knows that the best way to beat psionics is with psionics, so he's hooked up with a couple for good measure. While I wouldn't go for the daddy needs saving part, I would go with the drow/illithid part to create a background for a psionic connection in some manner.
By the way, since you asked for my opinion on this earlier. Your campaign smells and looks like complete aasimar.
Hmm that Ain't bad... I'll make it better "mommy drow" that hated her moment of weakness by mating with a human and let her child live with his human father .... You see I knew you had ideas.... (even if your taste for Campains REALLY Suck Aasimars)
Well, since the ranger is half drow, you could easily tie his drow heritage to illithids and, thus, to psionics in some way. Perhaps "daddy drow" has been enslaved and needs to be saved. He knows that the best way to beat psionics is with psionics, so he's hooked up with a couple for good measure. While I wouldn't go for the daddy needs saving part, I would go with the drow/illithid part to create a background for a psionic connection in some manner.
-That works. An escaped Half-Drow slave, freed from enthrallment from Mindflayers, who is seeking revenge. Knowing that the best way to fight Psionics is with Psionics, he "hooks up with" other Psionicists, with the ultimate goal of befriending them, and gaining their assistance in taking his revenge.
-Being a ranger, this also works well, as the character (if he wants to do this) can take Favored Enemy: Illithid, and can eventually go into the Foe Hunter (I think that's what it's called) PrC at later levels.
Hmm that Ain't bad... I'll make it better "mommy drow" that hated her moment of weakness by mating with a human and let her child live with his human father .... You see I knew you had ideas.... (even if your taste for Campains REALLY Suck Aasimars)
Dumbaasimar.
If Mommy Drow had a moment of weakness with a human and chucked up a toddler, she would sacrifice both to Lloth as atonement for such weakness.
Though, the Mommy Drow and Daddy Human bit could work if both were enslaved by illithids. The female drow was forced to mate with a human to increase the slave population (not to mention, simply to demean the evil "female dog") and your ranger was a result.
At some point in his young life, your ranger was either sold, smuggled, or traded out of illithid control for some reason. Would create some serious plot hooks for later date adventures.
Ah, yes. Your campaign is beginning to smell a bit more fresh now that my kick aasimar input is involved.
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Kissing your own aasimar are we? all of you are helping me out alot again thanks...-That works. An escaped Half-Drow slave, freed from enthrallment from Mindflayers, who is seeking revenge. Knowing that the best way to fight Psionics is with Psionics, he "hooks up with" other Psionicists, with the ultimate goal of befriending them, and gaining their assistance in taking his revenge.
-Being a ranger, this also works well, as the character (if he wants to do this) can take Favored Enemy: Illithid, and can eventually go into the Foe Hunter (I think that's what it's called) PrC at later levels.
Dude, in all honesty, I did not read what you posted. As you can tell with my double post, I couldn't get anything submitted.
Ody--you have two votes on this. And, as you are a jolly hand of Karsus, I think it is the route to go. ;)
As we were all posting at the exact same time, and that simply meant a double post on my part--should have been clearer in explaining that, I know--I'm not sure whether to scold you on this one yet. ;)
Dude, in all honesty, I did not read what you posted. As you can tell with my double post, I couldn't get anything submitted.
-Okay, that's weird...That said, I was basically using the situation you provided and edited/extrapolated. As you said, a vote of confidence, or whatever it's called.
-Okay, that's weird...That said, I was basically using the situation you provided and edited/extrapolated. As you said, a vote of confidence, or whatever it's called.
Just oddly clicked with what I was typing as you were.
Result:
Half-drow-love-slave-child-freed-to-reek-vengeance. Or some such nonsense.
With a little more detail, should work very well.
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-That Ranger should go Illithid Slayer. It's in the Expaned Psionics Handbook. I played a RANGER2/EGOIST4/SLAYER10, man he was bad ass! Drakken was his name, we were trying to destory the Staff of Ancient Punumbra.
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-That was the PrC I was thinking of. Illithid Hunter, not Foe Hunter. Thank you.
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And worth three, at least.
-That was the PrC I was thinking of. Illithid Hunter, not Foe Hunter. Thank you.
-No problem Boss!
I got 4th Edition at 0905 am! :D Now its time to see what the bruhaha is really all about! 18D :D
-That Ranger should go Illithid Slayer. It's in the Expaned Psionics Handbook. I played a RANGER2/EGOIST4/SLAYER10, man he was bad ass! Drakken was his name, we were trying to destory the Staff of Ancient Punumbra.
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I will be a Natural path for him to use, and I'm sure he will (the guy that will play the Dwarf psion is a Char Optimizer freak and it will take him a whole half a second to point that PrC out to the ranger)
;) AIRBORNE!!!!
If you have Unearthed Arcana, you'll see that Psionics is (more or less) the Spell Point System.
It most certainly is and its the best way they have ever done psionics
It most certainly is and its the best way they have ever done psionics
-Yeah, I heard that 2e really butchered Psionics.
-Yeah, I heard that 2e really butchered Psionics.
I never really cared for the 1e way either
-And 1e. I didn't even know that there were Psionics in 1e.
There were. The old days
-And 1e. I didn't even know that there were Psionics in 1e.
And, yet, you state this:
-Yeah, I heard that 2e really butchered Psionics.
...?
All the same, I'm with you on this. Psionics in 1e? We're talking Gagax time. That makes no sense to me.
The first I heard of psionics was in 2e--definitely not before.
And, yet, you state this:
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All the same, I'm with you on this. Psionics in 1e? We're talking Gagax time. That makes no sense to me.
The first I heard of psionics was in 2e--definitely not before.
-I don't see the problem. I knew that there was a Psionics system in 2e, and that the rules were really bad. Hence, butchered. I did not know that there was a Psionics system in 1e. If I did, I would have said, "Yeah, I heard that 1e and 2e really butchered Psionics."
-I don't see the problem. I knew that there was a Psionics system in 2e, and that the rules were really bad. Hence, butchered. I did not know that there was a Psionics system in 1e. If I did, I would have said, "Yeah, I heard that 1e and 2e really butchered Psionics."
Uh...?
Ok, lets spill my sh*t first.
In my knowledge, psionics did not get incorporated into D&D until 2e. It did not exist in 1e.
I was agreeing with you.
Yet, your statement of this: "-Yeah, I heard that 2e really butchered Psionics."
How do you begin referencing a butchering of 2e psionics when they were simply created at that point? It's like saying I prefer the new Seinfeld to the old one. There was no change to begin with, simply a Seinfeld.
Did you accept the fact, within a single post, that psionics did exist in 1e?
Just trying to make sense of it.
How do you begin referencing a butchering of 2e psionics when they were simply created at that point?
-Psionics existed before 2e, though not necessarily in D&D. The Marvel Universe, for instance, has plenty of 'Psions', who existed long before D&D was written into rules. When it was implemented into D&D, in 2e, it was butchered, so I heard.
-Does this make things clearer?
-Does this make things clearer?
No!
We're talking FR here, not the f*ckin' Muppet Show!!!
If I had xmen510 here I would shoot one of him out of sheer retardedness!!!
2e wasn't great, but much better than 1e, and with some practice I became fairly proficient with DMing the abilities, and my players enjoyed the unusualness of it once in a while.
3e did a much better job mechanically, but lost some of the "mystery" of the abilities imo.
Psionics were in 1st ed as an appendix in the DMG, and also had rules for wild talents. They were alot of fun for the rare wild talent, but to run as a class was a nightmare.
2e wasn't great, but much better than 1e, and with some practice I became fairly proficient with DMing the abilities, and my players enjoyed the unusualness of it once in a while.
3e did a much better job mechanically, but lost some of the "mystery" of the abilities imo.
Thanks a lot, Corlain!!!
I was a hell of a lot a happier without your input!
Next thing you know, you'll be telling me there was high powered donkey sorcerers in 1e!!!
There was?
Yes, you jackaasimar! Keep up!
Yes, you jackaasimar! Keep up!
I'm TRYING!!!!
I'm TRYING!!!!
Whatever.
Shouldn't you be doing pushup's someplace?
Had great fun using dimension door at first level to shove my foes through and port them 50 ft in the air. The rules were tied to (opposed) skill checks of some sort, and could easily be made. As such the system felt really different from magic though, and the telepath and telekinitic sciences we're the most interesting abilities in the game. The AD&D Skills and Powers supplement managed to bring a more balanced version to the table (with mental attack rolls and MTHAC0), but lost its appeal for me (never tried it though).
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Also I talked To the guy making the ranger and this is what we came out with:
He was sold as a slave in Skullport and raised as a hunter by this Human (Evil Ranger age lv and story To Be determend ) Then he was bumped by his "dad" telling him "I'm not your father".
After a few years living as a hermit the take on aventuring and on his first journey his party get s ambushed by a raiding party of goblinoids leaving him for dead he was rescued by a Kulta patrol and has spended the last 6 months in Kulta hunting and selling hides and meat....Those ideas that you and Judge provided are going to be used but ofcouse I can't ell him bout THAT ;)
What do you guys think?
Those ideas that you and Judge provided are going to be used but ofcouse I can't ell him bout THAT ;)
What do you guys think?
-Gotcha. A word to the wise, though. The player might not necessarily like what you do with his past. In my own campaign, one of the PCs was an orphan, so I took the liberties of creating her character's parents, and inserting the story of what happened to them into the game. My sister wasn't exactly thrilled with it, but she went along. So, you know...
-Gotcha. A word to the wise, though. The player might not necessarily like what you do with his past. In my own campaign, one of the PCs was an orphan, so I took the liberties of creating her character's parents, and inserting the story of what happened to them into the game. My sister wasn't exactly thrilled with it, but she went along. So, you know...
Oh belive me, that story is nice compared to other stuff I made for them.
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I was making my second adventure as a DM and the guy who's gonna play the Psion Dwarf (Tommy) made his first PC, A Wild Elf Barbarian. So I was making him a background story about him being raised by himself ala Tarzan and he freaking interupts me to ask.... "Is my Char a Virgin?". SO I told him "No, your PC lost his virginity to a goat, but right in trhe middle of 'it' the owner of the goat catched you and and started yelling scaring the goat in the process and therefore squeasing your manhood as you where running w a goat between your legs!" needless to say everyone (but Tom of couse ;))was laughing and they never let the issue go. and I did give him -4 penalty when dealing with farmers....
What do you guys think?
Goat or no goat--and please don't let there be another
--I do agree with Karsus's warning. If you are going to create a character background for this guy that possesses history he may have no knowledge of, then definitely allude to it from the start. Make sure he understands that there are things about his past he doesn't know and even drop him a couple clues as to what that missing info may concern.Nothing like having a player grovel about what they don't understand. "Oh, Come on!" ;)
But, I must ask, if he is hooking up with psionisists for the very reason to battle some psions down the road, how can he not know about "THAT"?
Goat or no goat--and please don't let there be another
-Right...Even if the story is really great, detailed and all of that, it might just not fit with the concept that the player has of his/her character. It's no knock on your story ideas and abilities, but...I'm sure you know what I mean.
. Now that you guys mention it makes me realize that I tend to do it very often. In this aventure alone all three of them have unknown secrets The Hellbread doesn't know He has a KotBH or a Cyricst, and the dwarf doesn't know he has a mental map that his ex-aboleth master needs.The guy's ususal reaction is 'Holy ****' more than anything else...
I run campains with alot of intrigue.
But I do understand what you giys are saying. (my DM MADE ME a Bhaalspawn remember);)
THAC0, THAC0, THAC0 THAC0 THAC0, THAC0 THAC0, THAC0 THAC0, THAC0 THAC0, ........
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Eeeeeeek...! *hides behind shield and hopes the horrible words go away*
But I do understand what you giys are saying. (my DM MADE ME a Bhaalspawn remember);)
-That is a good point.
-Right...Even if the story is really great, detailed and all of that, it might just not fit with the concept that the player has of his/her character. It's no knock on your story ideas and abilities, but...I'm sure you know what I mean.
Indeed. And absolutely correct.
Its always good to have a rough idea of where you might want to take a character, but its always best to leave it a bit open ended so that you can change it down the road. Campaigns will generally define and flesh the PC's in a way that may conflict with what was previously planned. I always saw it better to roll with a premise than to cast it all in stone up front.
What do you guys think about the Knight that the hellbred use to be? Make him a Vampire or a Necropolitan?
This I can't assist you with. Don't know much of anything about a Necropolitan other that its an undead whose power falls short of that of a Lich. Though, I've never felt it was right to bring in Vampires for sport. Just me.
-This thread also has a bunch of NPCs that you could use: http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=757104
Ody, if you'd like, Diffan is making me my dhampir trio---you could throw them into your game later on...just adding my
Thanks
but I like making my NPCs (probably my fav thing in dnd) I'll still will look at it for ideas thoughThis I can't assist you with. Don't know much of anything about a Necropolitan other that its an undead whose power falls short of that of a Lich. Though, I've never felt it was right to bring in Vampires for sport. Just me.
Mechanically is just adding the undead type to a humanoid. No CON immunities and such. that's it. no extra abilities or nothing. nd it doesn't have LA (cuz you lose a lv since you have to die to become one) but what. And I don't like Vamps either but Necropolitan are made by a willing creature and made no sense storywise. but since the ritual is all fluff (there's no ritual gude, it just mention that there'sa ritual on the monster entry) I dcided to make him a Necro Fighter/life drinker(from BoVD)
RPoL....?
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A site used to host RPG campaigns online...it's friggin' sweet...
If you're interested, lemme know and I'll help you set it up
?! Where you stationed? I'm @ Ft. Polk in Louisiana...see what you can do, we'll get a game going if we can...Army, active duty -- I'm an MP....you?
You Airborne? My bilogical father's @ Bragg...his last name is Kaczorowski
he's an E-9 I believe...
Army, active duty -- I'm an MP....you?
You Airborne? My relative's @ Bragg...his last name is Kaczorowski (sp?)
he's an E-9 I believe...
It's rpol.net I believe...
Army, active duty -- I'm an MP....you?
You Airborne? My relative's @ Bragg...his last name is Kaczorowski (sp?)
he's an E-9 I believe...
Active, Fueler, I'm a DNL (dirty nasty LEG, bad feet, can't jump) but my unit IS airborne and we work for SF
HEY! I-DO-NOT-CUT-GRASS! That's why we pay the landscaping guys ;) (no joke) and I also go to the field alot as a matter of fact I just found out that I'm going (again) friday.
Maybe you're actually a landscaping guy and have a mental disorder that makes you think you're part of an airborn unit? Huh? Maybe?
Maybe you're actually a landscaping guy and have a mental disorder that makes you think you're part of an airborne unit? Huh? Maybe?
Are you saying that all puertoricans Are retarded and have to do landscaping huh? HUH?:headexplo You are SO breaking the CoC
Are you saying that all puertoricans Are retarded and have to do landscaping huh? HUH?:headexplo You are SO breaking the CoC
That's a negative, Ghost Rider- I think he just meant you. Lol! JK bro
Maybe you're actually a landscaping guy and have a mental disorder that makes you think you're part of an airborn unit? Huh? Maybe?
-Maybe it's like the 6th Sense, and Ody is actually dead, but doesn't realize it yet...:whatsthis
That's a negative, Ghost Rider- I think he just meant you. Lol! JK bro
Affirmative.
-Maybe it's like the 6th Sense, and Ody is actually dead, but doesn't realize it yet...:whatsthis
Even if he's not, he will be if he keeps saying that I'm trying to insult Puerto Ricans all the time. I've got bigger fish to fry. Like Care Bears and Smurfs.
Hey! Whatever did the Smurfs do to you! Leave them out of this...
That's the whole point! The Smurfs have done nothing! Talk to woobyluv--its all his fault. I've already done my duty with the Careless Bears.
That's the whole point! The Smurfs have done nothing! Talk to woobyluv--its all his fault. I've already done my duty with the Careless Bears.
Lol, this reminds me of my old AIM screenname: DeathBySmurfs
Haha...
Lol, this reminds me of my old AIM screenname: DeathBySmurfs
Haha...
That was acually the code name for our Top Secret project in the early beginning. Once wooby was sure the Smurfs would go jihad and that our plan was unstoppable, we began to speak openly about it.
WTF was I thinking?
Nice, lol.
Smurfs always seemed like a cult to me lol.
Nice, lol.
Smurfs always seemed like a cult to me lol.
Like I said: Jihad
Like I said: Jihad
So true...
The smurfs must not be all that innocent, if armies are going after them.
You think that little bombing will stop them? Ever heard of Star Wars? All sattelites are controlled by the smurfs.
*omg! I remember seeing that commercial aired about two or three years ago. the commercial got a lot of complains and got cancelled quite quickly, see how much influence the Smurfs have!! *
-Ody...Is this on-topic for your thread? I don't want to say get back on topic, because, well...
It's cool, we need a thread for JD to ...um ... you know do what he does....
and to people have fun
If I need help I'll post it Besides, I'm leaving for two more weeks again to train w the SF dudes, and I rather have this tread of silly stuff in the 1-2 page than having it in page 10-20 of advices
That's a negative, Ghost Rider- I think he just meant you. Lol! JK bro
Hey High speed!! What are you doing providing JD with cover fire? Expect an DA 4866 by the end of the day and I'm recomending UCMJ action! I'm going to Smoke the living **** out of you!!!!
-Ody...Is this on-topic for your thread? I don't want to say get back on topic, because, well...
Hey, bub! I was personally invited here by Ody to give him my opinion and treat him like trash!!
Did you get that invite?
Huh?
No!
It's cool, we need a thread for JD to ...um ... you know do what he does....
and to people have fun
Excuse me? You need a “thread” for what I “does…?” You’ll “post” it, like, put me on stage?
Am I a f*ckin’ monkey to you? You want me to juggle? Perhaps, maybe, do some cartwheels with diapers on? What? Whaaddiya want? A f*ckin’ Dookie circus!!
I got three rings, you traitorous little bastard, and they all involve the noose I’m gonna put around your lil’ neck!
Besides, I'm leaving for two more weeks again to train w the SF dudes, and I rather have this tread of silly stuff in the 1-2 page than having it in page 10-20 of advices
Oh, no worries, Your cement shoes are gonna be waiting. You always say “2 weeks” or “4 months,” but your always back within days. The pure wrath that is Bejebuz sticks with me at least that long, so don’t expect a happy homecoming. You’ll be pushin’ daisy’s before long, you half-dead, delusional landscaping boy! :evillaugh
Hey High speed!! What are you doing providing JD with cover fire? Expect an DA 4866 by the end of the day and I'm recomending UCMJ action! I'm going to Smoke the living **** out of you!!!!
Um…’cause he’s the circus clown? Is that what you’re tryin’ to say?
Losing friends quick here, Butch.
-Well, if nothing is amiss...Carry on :D .
Hmph…NYPD.
Hey High speed!! What are you doing providing JD with cover fire? Expect an DA 4866 by the end of the day and I'm recomending UCMJ action! I'm going to Smoke the living **** out of you!!!!
Eh, 'scuse me...what rank are you exactly?
Smoke this.LOL!
Hey, bub! I was personally invited here by Ody to give him my opinion and treat him like trash!!
Did you get that invite?
Huh?
No!
Excuse me? You need a “thread” for what I “does…?” You’ll “post” it, like, put me on stage?
Am I a f*ckin’ monkey to you? You want me to juggle? Perhaps, maybe, do some cartwheels with diapers on? What? Whaaddiya want? A f*ckin’ Dookie circus!!
I got three rings, you traitorous little bastard, and they all involve the noose I’m gonna put around your lil’ neck!
Oh, no worries, Your cement shoes are gonna be waiting. You always say “2 weeks” or “4 months,” but your always back within days. The pure wrath that is Bejebuz sticks with me at least that long, so don’t expect a happy homecoming. You’ll be pushin’ daisy’s before long, you half-dead, delusional landscaping boy! :evillaugh
Um…’cause he’s the circus clown? Is that what you’re tryin’ to say?
Losing friends quick here, Butch.
Hmph…NYPD.
Probably one of the funniest rants ever...props, JD
Hey, bub! I was personally invited here by Ody to give him my opinion and treat him like trash!!
Did you get that invite?
Huh?
No!
-He's a Hand of Karsus. I have part of his soul floating in a little jar, like the Beast had that rose in Beauty and the Beast.
Hmph…NYPD.
-Courtesy, professionalism, respect and plungers, baby! :D ;)
-He's a Hand of Karsus. I have part of his soul floating in a little jar, like the Beast had that rose in Beauty and the Beast.
So you're saying you're some fat ugly hairy dude who gets his rocks off by picking up little underaged girls dressed like princesses?
LMAO! :D
So you're saying you're some fat ugly hairy dude who gets his rocks off by picking up little underaged girls dressed like princesses?
LMAO! :D
-How did you connect those two?
-How did you connect those two?
The whole Beauty & The Beast reference...lol
Sorry I was bored & felt like making random useless comments
Probably one of the funniest rants ever...props, JD
What? Am I on stage for you now? Go do something useful with that thumb. Like….
-He's a Hand of Karsus. I have part of his soul floating in a little jar, like the Beast had that rose in Beauty and the Beast.
Yeah, but I have his balls floating in a cereal bowl. Which do you think he’s worried about sacrificing first?
-Courtesy, professionalism, respect and plungers, baby! :D ;)
I’m not going to even ask how New York cops incorporate plungers in the line of duty.
I’m not going to even ask how New York cops incorporate plungers in the line of duty.
They multi-class as plumbers...
:P
Yeah, but I have his balls floating in a cereal bowl. Which do you think he’s worried about sacrificing first?
-Hmm...His eternal soul, or the family jewels...Good point.
I’m not going to even ask how New York cops incorporate plungers in the line of duty.
-Use your imagination.
-On second thought, you're sentence there was very punny, and basically explains things. The line of duty...Heh...
Hey, bub! I was personally invited here by Ody to give him my opinion and treat him like trash!!
Did you get that invite?
Actually he doesn't need to be invited :P
Excuse me? You need a “thread” for what I “does…?” You’ll “post” it, like, put me on stage?
Am I a f*ckin’ monkey to you? You want me to juggle? Perhaps, maybe, do some cartwheels with diapers on? What? Whaaddiya want? A f*ckin’ Dookie circus!!
I got three rings, you traitorous little bastard, and they all involve the noose I’m gonna put around your lil’ neck!
No, but you can rant here like a lil "bi*ch and leave the other threads alone :D
Oh, no worries, Your cement shoes are gonna be waiting. You always say “2 weeks” or “4 months,” but your always back within days. The pure wrath that is Bejebuz sticks with me at least that long, so don’t expect a happy homecoming. You’ll be pushin’ daisy’s before long, you half-dead, delusional landscaping boy! :evillaugh
:evillaugh And it happened yet again
never underestimate the power of unconventional Army (where your platoon sargeant is a Ssg(E-6) but your direct suppervisor is an MSG (E-8) I might be a Junior enlisted but I can pull alot of weight :evillaughThanks a lot, Corlain!!!
I was a hell of a lot a happier without your input!
Next thing you know, you'll be telling me there was high powered donkey sorcerers in 1e!!!
Didst I somehow offend?
If so, :P !
Or are you yankin' my chain?
If so, :P again.
As for the donkeys, it's your setting and your fetishes, so I guess if that is what you wanted....
invited :P
No, but you can rant here like a lil "bi*ch and leave the other threads alone :D
Lil' bi*ch? Have you looked in the mirror lately?
You're the one under everyone's, not me.And as long as there are hands around giving love to Karsus and not Bejebuz, I'll be there to rant. It's the principle. :angelhide
Didst I somehow offend?
If so, :P !
Or are you yankin' my chain?
If so, :P again.
As for the donkeys, it's your setting and your fetishes, so I guess if that is what you wanted....
Its been so long that I don't remember.
I doubt it though. If I reply with donkey's in mind, its generally in good humor.
Your comment just warped perceived reality at the time and set me off. I could have very well replied with a comment on kung-fu turkeys.
All is well in the world. ;)
Haha...I out rank you, private...
Haha...I out rank you, private...
I figured as much
I figured as much
Trust me, Ody. I see that as a damn shame.
No offense, Typhus. ;)
Trust me, Ody. I see that as a damn shame.
No offense, Typhus. ;)
I've only been in 2 years
My Marine buddy left as a lance corporal to do defense contracting, just so he could tell generals what they needed to do.
Sargeants don't like when you talk to them at "parade rest"
Oficers HATE getting saluted
I think they have only made me push once since I been here and it was only 10 at that, it was more of a joke that anything else
But I feel what you are saying
Sargeants don't like when you talk to them at "parade rest"
-They're abusing their limited power over a limited amount of people. :P
Well it depends where you go really... I do have alot of leadership capabilities and every once in a while I get to be in charge of some missions for xy reason even though most people involved are higher ranking that me. In MY unit there aren't too closeminded however (mostly cuz of 120+ soldiers about 10 are Junior enlisted) is like Bizzaro world:
Sargeants don't like when you talk to them at "parade rest"
Oficers HATE getting saluted
I think they have only made me push once since I been here and it was only 10 at that, it was more of a joke that anything else
But I feel what you are saying
Yeah, I know what you mean. There is a HUGE camaraderie within the military. You all essentially become family for life.
But that usually develops in early stationing. You all know each other, regardless of rank, so it becomes a slap on the hand sort of thing.
Once your initial 2-4 years are over and you get stationed someplace else where that camaraderie no longer exists, then you begin to see the bias.
Granted, I'm not military, but my Marine bud isn't my only Marine bud. They all pretty much b*tch and moan about the same things.
I'm friends with a Master Sargeant (E-8) mainly uz we see each other every weekend at the same Salsa Club and whatever, and when not in uniform I just call him Jose or Reyes (instead of MSG Reyes) so the other day I was passing through and From his office he tells yells me:
Reyes:"Hey Ortega, can you do me a favor and throw those boxes to the trash?"
Me: "Um, not now"
And kept going. Now this Sargeant First Class(E-7) that works in his office goes:
SFC Brooks:Hey Ortega, come back here. Are you aware that you were talking to a High Ranking Non Commision Officer? That you are supposed to stand in parade rest and aknowlege his rank?!?
Needless to say that I stood at parade rest to talk to SFC Brooks...
SFC Brooks: Now go take those boxes and throw them in the trash, now!
Me: We all do respect SFC Brooks I'm you are not in my chain of command and I'm on a importan mission for SFC Arndt(my boss) so if you want me to take care of those boxes you have to talk to him.
SFC Brooks: Get out of my face!
Me:Airborne
:P
They all need to be revisited as far as I'm concerned.
You probably get your pull for the same reasons I am speaking of.
I just think--as a whole--more aspects then servitude need to be taken into consideration.
I'm friends with a Master Sargeant (E-8) mainly uz we see each other every weekend at the same Salsa Club and whatever, and when not in uniform I just call him Jose or Reyes (instead of MSG Reyes) so the other day I was passing through and From his office he tells yells me:
-His name is Jose Reyes? That's awesome...
-Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose...Jose....Jose....
-His name is Jose Reyes? That's awesome...
-Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose...Jose....Jose....
LOL usually is MY name that stands out everywere I go here (long as hell).
I other cool news:after 7 months I fannaly played D&D today. It was AWESOME! :D I was Happier than a Fa.ggot with seven as.sholes :P
-His name is Jose Reyes? That's awesome...
-Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose...Jose....Jose....
Uh...and this inspires mantra how?
EDIT: Wait. Must be a baseball thing...?
LOL usually is MY name that stands out everywere I go here (long as hell).
-Come on...Fez is only three letters! :D :P
I other cool news:after 7 months I fannaly played D&D today. It was AWESOME! :D I was Happier than a Fa.ggot with seven as.sholes :P
-That's a colorful analogy there.
-Come on...Fez is only three letters! :D :P
*ahem* Reinaldo Jorge Ortega Calderon:embarrass
--That's a colorful analogy there.
I know :D It's a puertorican exprecion I translated, people find it really funny anothere one is "That girl/guy is uglier than a kick in the balls"
Naw Ody; I'm only a PFC lol...
:evillaugh
This is what Ody could have been: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aTXlWYdodnc
This is what he chooses to be: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vW1S4eRTDnI
Shame on you
After I gave you potiental to be the biggest bad ass in FR history, you just looked the other way, you failed and I have given up hope. Like honestly, look at these other suggestions, than look at mine. It's like saying, you would rather your life be about some small time story like the hoobit, when you could pull of massive glory and be hardcore 300 style.
This is what Ody could have been: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aTXlWYdodnc
This is what he chooses to be: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vW1S4eRTDnI
Shame on you
300 was overrated
300 was overrated
Yeah, just like you said Wolvirene was overrated compared to Captian America. You just hate whatever is popular. God forbid something would get the attention of more than you.
Yeah, just like you said Wolvirene was overrated compared to Captian America. You just hate whatever is popular. God forbid something would get the attention of more than you.
Cap is better than Wolverine. Good old Logan used to be cool now he's just a cliche.
And Lord of the Rings was a much better movie than 300. 300 was OK, but not great
Cap is better than Wolverine. Good old Logan used to be cool now he's just a cliche.
And Lord of the Rings was a much better movie than 300. 300 was OK, but not great
Yeah, cuz it has 3 movies backing it. 300 has 1.
Oh, and where's your captain now? Did he die? Rotting in the ground from a sniper. Looks like logan wins haha.
Yeah, cuz it has 3 movies backing it. 300 has 1.
Oh, and where's your captain now? Did he die? Rotting in the ground from a sniper. Looks like logan wins haha.
Just thought they were better movies. Plus, the characters were walking around in speedos the whole time
Plus, the characters were walking around in speedos the whole time
Your one to talk. yellow spandex for wolverine with underwear on the outside of his pants, and pure blue outfit with wings on the helment and about the dorkiest outfits for all other superheors or villians.
Either way, Caps costume is more manly than the spartans teenie shorts
I much prefer Wolverine's brown costume.
Either way, Caps costume is more manly than the spartans teenie shorts
Yeah because he so manly when he freaks out over Frank Castle killing criminals that deserve death. What should the Spartans wear in a heated weather? Full plated armor? Some long sleeve shirts and blue jeans? They get the job done with less uneeded weight?
Yeah because he so manly when he freaks out over Frank Castle killing criminals that deserve death.
Castle took the law into his own hands. He's a criminal. So yeah, thats manly
Castle took the law into his own hands. He's a criminal. So yeah, thats manly
It's more manly because he follows what he thinks is right and not what someone else thinks is right. Cowards to what they are told in fear of punishment whether they agree or not.
A)there's no way, none that Castle is more ofa man than Cap even in death. Shoot Castle WANTS to be Cap so there....
word
-How is the campaign going?
Well, My leave was denied til Dec since we're "lacking manpower (we need you as a the unit's Bi*ch since no sargent want to do the shi*ty job we make you do)" so I haven't even started yet.
However, I'm going to DM around here soon since I found a group in a desparate "need" of a DM (I don't usually complain about bad DMing since my DM is the anti-christ and I don't belive in "wrong way to play D&D" but this cat is "lost in the sauce")
I didn't wanna DM here (U.S.) cuz I find sorta funny that EVERY Npc has a Prican accent (So you walk into the tavern and the bar keeper looks at you suspisiously and says : "What do you want Pendejo") but language barrier be damned!!! players need my help and I'll be damned if I don't answer!
So I' keep posting for both campains I guess....
-Something else dawned on me. If you do a search, you should find Green Giant's NPC Index thread, which has the stats and stuff for a whole bunch of Forgotten Realms NPCs.
talking about looking for the good in the bad, I got my car totaled wensday 3 car accident (I was colateral damage so to speak) and I was the only one person that acually walk out of it everybody else had to go to the ER....Will do
-Regardless, that's not cool. You are like the third person I know on these boards to have been in a car accident in the past couple of days.
well I might get a new car I'll do my best for it to be gas efficient...
-A good idea, all things considering.
My Prican genes tell me to get a honda/acura...
i love my honda civic. Great mileage and lasts forever
-Hey, by the way, I saw an article about a blind officer at Ft. Bragg. You know him, by any chance?
Is Spellfire Broken?
-I'm not sure, but if the person in question is a optimizer person, I'd be weary.
-I'm not sure, but if the person in question is a optimizer person, I'd be weary.
I'm, or I should say I was, I just checked how it works and it sounds sorta broken at first since the wielder of spellfire works like a Rod of Absorbtion but the class has a Wiz BA and a d4 on HD and has no spell progretion so I let him have it (besides, I have a I have a Elan Monk/SoulDrinker just waiting if he "goes crazy")
I'm, or I should say I was, I just checked how it works and it sounds sorta broken at first since the wielder of spellfire works like a Rod of Absorbtion but the class has a Wiz BA and a d4 on HD and has no spell progretion so I let him have it (besides, I have a I have a Elan Monk/SoulDrinker just waiting if he "goes crazy")
-You could make up some Level prerequisites on the Spellfire abilities, to keep the more powerful ones from making things unbalanced at lower levels.
-You could make up some Level prerequisites on the Spellfire abilities, to keep the more powerful ones from making things unbalanced at lower levels.
Hey Um where can I get info bout CandleKeep? And Any info bout The ook of Vile darkness?
Hey Um where can I get info bout CandleKeep?
-The FRCS...Ah...One of the 2e books. I believe.
And Any info bout The ook of Vile darkness?
-Um...In the Book of Vile Darkness? ;) :P
-Um...In the Book of Vile Darkness? ;) :P
....I meant in The Realms
-Oh. Nowhere. It's a 'generic' item that can be asserted in however you want. I'm sure if you make a thread asking for ideas how to insert it into the Realms (;) ), plenty of people will have good ideas!
-Oh. Nowhere. It's a 'generic' item that can be asserted in however you want. I'm sure if you make a thread asking for ideas how to insert it into the Realms (;) ), plenty of people will have good ideas!
...
I'm not sure but I think That why I made this one for.......
*cough*maybemorepeoplewillbehelpfulotherthanthethreeorfourpeoplewhoarehelpingyouhereanditsalwaysgoodtohaveanextrathread*cough*
*cough*maybemorepeoplewillbehelpfulotherthanthethreeorfourpeoplewhoarehelpingyouhereanditsalwaysgoodtohaveanextrathread*cough*
You right of course... *sigh* I hate people........
-I know, I know. I have a few good ideas, though. If you don't want to open a new thread, let me know, and I'll post them here.
That'll be cool, the thing is that for the last two weeks I've been "Shooting from the hip" and my guys went rinning to candlekeep for info about BoVD and I was like
cuz I have no knowledge of either of those in The Realms... and one of the dude is like a FR Freak and I somewhat feel like outside my element hereThe Book of Vile Darkness is the holy book of [Insert really evil deity here]
The Book of Vile Darkness was written by Wendonai, to corrupt Dark Elves
The Book of Vile Darkness was written by the early Raumathauri (Sp?) and/or Narfell, as a way to corrupt themselves before the process of Demon-binding was discovered.
-Well, like I said, it's an item that's "generic" and doesn't have any relevant Forgotten Realms information. Here's a few interesting ideas, you might want to use (or, use elements of):
The Book of Vile Darkness is the holy book of [Insert really evil deity here]
The Book of Vile Darkness was written by Wendonai, to corrupt Dark Elves
The Book of Vile Darkness was written by the early Raumathauri (Sp?) and/or Narfell, as a way to corrupt themselves before the process of Demon-binding was discovered.
I go with #3 since The Underdark is more of my element.... How I didn't come up with that? freaking Brain farts....
How I didn't come up with that?
-Fate? The stars?