Sports in the Realms

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#1

asoka

Aug 15, 2008 9:14:44
Are there any Sporting events mentioned in Realms lore anywhere? I am prepping the design of a city and it suddenly occured to me that you never see any mention of sports, casual or otherwise.

Anyone have any info?
#2

leiril

Aug 15, 2008 10:29:32
Depends on what you understand as sport. In Drow of the Underdark (3.5) is an arena in Erelhei-Cinlu with fine gladiator festivals, I could imagine that such things would also exist in other places and societies, maybe where slavery is normal (in BGII is that kind of thing in Athkatla).

Ah, and in Amn is some sport activity like rafting on a wild river during the floods in spring time. But it was mentioned that no one survived this in the last centuries. Was something mentioned in Lands of Intrigue Book II.

Besides this I would think that there are plenty of normal sports in the FR, but they are not mentioned because it is not that important and everyone can imagine some of the things we had in the real world (well there is certainly no Wembley Stadium, but maybe horse races, or the like and in some areas things like knight tournaments...).
#3

umbralknight

Aug 15, 2008 15:05:01
Halflings have games like "throw the stick", and "throw the rock", and "throw the stick and then the rock shortly thereafter".
#4

naex

Aug 15, 2008 15:08:41
Westgate has/had a gladiatorial arena.
#5

merrikcale

Aug 15, 2008 16:12:59
Halflings have games like "throw the stick", and "throw the rock", and "throw the stick and then the rock shortly thereafter".

put it in the olympics along with every other sport
#6

Harn_Winterfell

Aug 15, 2008 16:22:05
Not sure if there would be any information on this at Candlekeep.com or not.
#7

JudgeDookie

Aug 15, 2008 16:34:31
Pitting an innocent and/or monsters against monsters in the gladiator's ring. Fencing. Racing. Hunting. Those are the only sports I've ever come across. That is, unless you consider drinking games a sport, then it's on Olympic style.
#8

merrikcale

Aug 15, 2008 16:55:10
Pitting an innocent and/or monsters against monsters in the gladiator's ring. Fencing. Racing. Hunting. Those are the only sports I've ever come across. That is, unless you consider drinking games a sport, then it's on Olympic style.

where have you been? We thought you were banned
#9

JudgeDookie

Aug 15, 2008 17:01:11
where have you been? We thought you were banned

Long story. Wasn't banned by WizO's--banned myself for the good of us all.

Unfortunately, I just kept dreaming about your sexy ass and had to make a comeback.

Marry my, MerrikCale!!!
#10

Therise

Aug 15, 2008 17:28:01
Long story. Wasn't banned by WizO's--banned myself for the good of us all.

Unfortunately, I just kept dreaming about your sexy ass and had to make a comeback.

Marry my, MerrikCale!!!

Yay, he's back! And this... it must be true love! I shall officiate at the ceremony! :D
#11

JudgeDookie

Aug 15, 2008 17:34:28
Yay, he's back! And this... it must be true love! I shall officiate at the ceremony! :D

After what I just learned about you, you won't be officiating nuttin'!!

Besides, I just remembered it wasn't Merrick I found sexy at all. It was Ody.

Sorry, Merrick. There's just something about a Puerto Rican with a bad accent that gets to me.
#12

merrikcale

Aug 15, 2008 19:48:30
Long story. Wasn't banned by WizO's--banned myself for the good of us all.

Unfortunately, I just kept dreaming about your sexy ass and had to make a comeback.

Marry my, MerrikCale!!!

well, if I wasn't already married perhaps......

I must say I am a bit ashamed to say I missed ya
#13

lord_karsus

Aug 15, 2008 20:18:02
On-Topic: Most sports found in the setting are going to be sports more in the sense of games that existed during the medieval ages: contests of strength, speed, prowess, and so on. Things like archery, jousting, wrestling, and so on.

Off-Topic: Pure amazingness.
#14

merrikcale

Aug 15, 2008 20:22:09
Pure amazingness.

Thats one way to put it I suppose
#15

Therise

Aug 15, 2008 20:30:20
After what I just learned about you, you won't be officiating nuttin'!!

Hey, I could get web-ordained in about 10 min! :evillaugh

Besides, I just remembered it wasn't Merrick I found sexy at all. It was Ody.

Oh my.

Sorry, Merrick. There's just something about a Puerto Rican with a bad accent that gets to me.

There is that. Boys with accents are sexy.
#16

BadCatMan

Aug 15, 2008 22:49:27
Athletics events are big in Chessenta, where they hold the Thulbanian Games every two/few years, where athletes compete nude (I haven't yet convinced my PCs to go there). It's the ancient Olympics, really.

Wrestling is very popular, in greco-roman and pankration styles, as is boxing, running, long jump, javelin, discus, and chariot racing.

Chessentan mercenaries have been spreading the idea of athletic competition around the Old Empires. Now there's a biannual competition between Mulhorandi and Chessentans in Skuld.

Wrestling is also popular in Unther.

The priests of Oghma also like to wrestle.

And there's gladiatorial combat across the Realms.
#17

JudgeDookie

Aug 16, 2008 12:51:51
I must say I am a bit ashamed to say I missed ya

That’s ok. I’ve been aware that you’ve been in the closet about me for some time now. It’s cool. I really don’t feel all that uncomfortable around you…much.

There is that. Boys with accents are sexy.

Which is why everytime I use that horrible fake French accent you go weak in the knees. Yes, mon petit fouet machine?

On-Topic: Most sports found in the setting are going to be sports more in the sense of games that existed during the medieval ages: contests of strength, speed, prowess, and so on. Things like archery, jousting, wrestling, and so on.

So, based on that, one could easily assume that in Maztica, the ancient Aztec game of Tlachtli might be played.

Who needs the Superbowl when every game ends up with a human sacrifice!!? :evillaugh
#18

lord_karsus

Aug 16, 2008 13:01:15
So, based on that, one could easily assume that in Maztica, the ancient Aztec game of Tlachtli might be played.

-Being that the difference between Maztica and South America is a couple of letters, yeah, probably.
#19

JudgeDookie

Aug 16, 2008 13:12:20
-Being that the difference between Maztica and South America is a couple of letters, yeah, probably.

So what the hell do they play in Kara-tur? Baseball?
#20

lord_karsus

Aug 16, 2008 13:13:21
So what the hell do they play in Kara-tur? Baseball?

-Hmm...Kara-Turan Checkers.
#21

JudgeDookie

Aug 16, 2008 13:20:10
-Hmm...Kara-Turan Checkers.

But in a painted courtyard with swords....



No. Wouldn't work. All the blood would probably make all the black squares undecipherable.
#22

leiril

Aug 17, 2008 5:32:08
-Being that the difference between Maztica and South America is a couple of letters, yeah, probably.

In the Maztica sourcebook was a ball game mentioned. Seemed to be some important event and something to gain social status or so. And from what is described there it seems to be the same like the mayan/aztec ball game mentioned here.

The ball is moved by hitting it with the knee, elbow, hip, shoulder, or head —not the hands nor the feet.

But nothing about sacrificing the loosers.
#23

JudgeDookie

Aug 17, 2008 5:57:27
But nothing about sacrificing the loosers.

Then they toned it down for the audience. Your game, play it your way.

I say sacrifice! Touch it with your hand, lose your heart!! :evillaugh
#24

suin_bahhar_02

Aug 17, 2008 11:17:25
I think I might show my players a sport invented by the Northfolk of the Moonseas, skullsiege, where a inflated bullskin or goblinhead needs to be carried over the opponents teams line (basicly Bloodbowl).
#25

lord_karsus

Aug 17, 2008 11:45:44
But nothing about sacrificing the loosers.

-Eh, use your imagination. :P ;)
#26

leiril

Aug 17, 2008 12:54:09
After I've seen the news from olympia today with this 100 m (wom)men jamaican ladies, I thought that they would it have easier in the FR. There they could just go to the next priest and get rid of the cursed belt wich changed them from women to men.
Doping tests in FR would be really a hard job. :D
#27

lord_karsus

Aug 17, 2008 13:09:29
Doping tests in FR would be really a hard job. :D

-Oh, yeah. Targeted doses of Dispel Magic before events, Detect Magic to detect the presence of magic, Zone of Truth, to make sure people aren't lying...
#28

BadCatMan

Aug 17, 2008 19:47:05
My explanation for the nudity in Chessentan athletics was to prevent the use of magic items, hidden potions, and concealed weapons.

Men and women compete and spectate separately (ie, separate venues), mind you, and it'll be an adventure and a half just trying to sneak into the other venue with a hat of disguise and nothing else.
#29

markustay63

Aug 17, 2008 20:29:54
I believe the Scrag and Merrow both have sychronized swimming Teams.

Halflings and Gnomes tried to get together a Vollyball League, but none of them could get the ball over the net.

Giants tried Basketball, but they threw out there backs bending over to drop the ball in the net.

I could keep going, ya' know... :D
#30

lord_karsus

Aug 17, 2008 20:54:54
-Do Orcs play dodgeball?
#31

JudgeDookie

Aug 17, 2008 21:06:27
They try.

But when you fling a ball at their head, they just sort of sit there looking at it stupidly until they get smacked in the face with it. Then they get mad for some reason and try to kill you.

No. No fun playing dodgeball with orcs.
#32

markustay63

Aug 18, 2008 0:29:39
-Do Orcs play dodgeball?

I like it when they play with the spiked head of a mace - its so much more lively when they play the 'X-treme Version'. :D

Then there's the Nascar Chariot Races...

Tuigan Polo...

Loviataran Temple Gymnastics - you don't want to know....

And Icewind Dale Snowboarding - I heard Bruenor's People are getting pretty good.
#33

umbralknight

Aug 18, 2008 0:44:56
And Icewind Dale Snowboarding - I heard Bruenor's People are getting pretty good.

I suppose the low center of gravity would help.
#34

lord_karsus

Aug 18, 2008 21:54:29
-Because Mr. De Bie mentioned it elsewhere, I'll put it out there. The Goliaths of the Faerûn have a game called 'goatball'.
#35

markustay63

Aug 18, 2008 23:02:17
And they hate being kicked in their 'Goatballs'?

Do the Goats get any say in this?
#36

lord_karsus

Aug 18, 2008 23:08:00
-This is goatball:

Goat ball is a sport similar to . . . hmm . . . the nearest parallel we have in the real world is rugby mixed with dodgeball, maybe? Hmm. Sort of.

Goliaths (or the hapless adventurers participating) climb up on these small platforms (boulders, tree-stumps, etc) and hurl around this poorly-filled, lumpy sack about the size of a football (made from goat skin). Objectives in the game include completing passes with the awkward goat-hide ball (the more misshapen the better, actually), knocking opposing players off platforms with well placed throws, or just shoving them off (particularly if no one's looking). A team wins if they've knocked all their opponents to the ground or tagged them all with the ball (which makes a player "out").

It's all detailed on page 59 of Races of Stone.

#37

naex

Aug 18, 2008 23:21:45
I hear giants, and a few of the larger barbarians of the north, really enjoy dwarf tossing. Best to knock the dwarf out first though. Halflings and Gnomes are used more often in the "civilized lands".
#38

lord_karsus

Aug 18, 2008 23:34:35
Best to knock the dwarf out first though.

-Indeed. Dwarves don't enjoy being tossed.
#39

lord_karsus

Aug 19, 2008 23:30:31
-If Races of Stone mentions Goliath sports, do any of the Races of... books mention the sports of other races? I don't have any of those books, so...
#40

markustay63

Aug 19, 2008 23:55:01
Elves consider 'Butterfly catching' a sport.

Drow just usually hunt each other for sport.
#41

lord_karsus

Aug 19, 2008 23:59:27
Drow just usually hunt each other for sport.

-They do, actually. A coming of age ceremony, as described in Realms of the Underdark, by Elaine Cunningham.
#42

naex

Aug 20, 2008 0:17:43
If there is horse racing in the realms, and I am sure there is... Would they use halflings for jockeys?
#43

markustay63

Aug 20, 2008 0:44:53
That would be a natural given... unless they could train kobolds.
#44

BadCatMan

Aug 20, 2008 0:53:32
I'd use Goblins: Small size, +2 Dex and +4 racial bonus to Ride checks (3e) makes for great jockeys. (I once thought up a home-brew psionics-based setting, where each race evolved into an environment and society according to what their stats suggested. Goblins would have been the plains-dwelling horse-nomads, as well as proud cavalry officers and knights.)

More on sports: the Rashemi like to have athletics contests, such as running (in the snow), swimming (in the ice water), wrestling and skiing. They do these near-naked, or completely naked.
#45

naex

Aug 20, 2008 0:58:45
The drow of Menzoberanzan have a game where two drow step out over the great chasm in a sphere of darkness, and use their levitation to hold themselves up. The loser is the first one to step back onto solid ground. Unless the other idiot falls.
#46

BadCatMan

Aug 20, 2008 1:51:29
That was Kahless ('Trust'), and was mainly practiced by the psionic House Oblodra. They're gone now, but I see it catching on.
#47

Khaelieth

Aug 20, 2008 5:51:55
-This is goatball:

What does that have to do with rugby? Had rugby training yesterday, seems like the only thing they had in common was completing passes helps you win (though it's not necessary). Sounds like a mix of death-ball (Norwegian game played with bats and a tennis ball) and dodgeball. Oh, and goatball didn't seem to have any singing involved!

We are known for seducing little boys
and raping old age pensioners
and stealing children's toys
we are the pervers of society
worst c***s you'll ever meet
We're the Oslo rugby team!

2nd verse might not be suitable on these forums.
#48

lord_karsus

Aug 20, 2008 14:03:14
I'd use Goblins: Small size, +2 Dex and +4 racial bonus to Ride checks (3e) makes for great jockeys. (I once thought up a home-brew psionics-based setting, where each race evolved into an environment and society according to what their stats suggested. Goblins would have been the plains-dwelling horse-nomads, as well as proud cavalry officers and knights.)

-The problem with that, though, is that Goblins eat horses...

What does that have to do with rugby?

-I don't know. I don't even know what rugby is, other than it's some kind of European sport.

We are known for seducing little boys
and raping old age pensioners
and stealing children's toys
we are the pervers of society
worst c***s you'll ever meet
We're the Oslo rugby team!

2nd verse might not be suitable on these forums.

-...And you support these people?