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| #1alley-catMar 30, 2008 17:27:39 | Instead of magic going haywire because of the death of Mystra. Why dont it just happen because Mystra got out of bed to use the bathroom and take a nice hot steaming shower. She steps out the shower and feels a slight chill, but thinks nothing of it. Her vanity mirror is foggy! She wipes it clean and stares at her reflection. She doesnt have that same cosmic glow. She shrugs and with a thought wills herself just as beautiful as Sune. Still nothing! She snaps her fingers! nothing! She now gets angry knowing she cannot let her chosen see her in anything less then her godly splendor and not this dull mudane appearance. Mystra begins her most powerful incantations and spells. Something happens now. Her features change to an old crone. Scared and bewildered Mystra begins to leaves dweomerHeart and seek out Sune for beauty tips. Only to realize she is no longer there. But she is now on another plane looking down upon a world she knows not. Reality now sets in. The once powerful goddess of magic realizes that the steam in her shower was actually fog. Not natural fog....but the magically fog that traps all within its power. Gods and mortals alike. She must now carve out a new name, find a new portfolio and battle gods she never new before in the Realms of Ravenloft.......Back in Faerun all hell breaks lose and magic goes haywire. Enjoy :D :lightbulb |
| #2JudgeDookieMar 30, 2008 17:33:29 | The LSD will soon wear off and you'll be ok. Find your inner-self and get back to us. :D |
| #3lord_karsusMar 31, 2008 0:03:11 | The LSD will soon wear off and you'll be ok. -I think that LSD is a little more potent than that. |
| #4JudgeDookieMar 31, 2008 14:51:49 | Alright. 'Shrooms and speed then--with maybe a Long Island tossed in for good measure. |
| #5krevonMar 31, 2008 18:20:05 | -I think that LSD is a little more potent than that. Right LSD is when Cyric and Shar team up and kill Mystra in dwome...........wait.......crap |
| #6JudgeDookieMar 31, 2008 18:24:16 | Right LSD is when Cyric and Shar team up and kill Mystra in dwome...........wait.......crap And I presume you've been hittin' the bud? Is everybody a druggy around here? |
| #7lord_karsusMar 31, 2008 19:49:13 | Right LSD is when Cyric and Shar team up and kill Mystra in dwome...........wait.......crap -Nah, that's not LSD. |
| #8JudgeDookieMar 31, 2008 20:11:07 | -Nah, that's not LSD. In other words: "I know exactly what LSD is like and that ain't it! So check it mo-fo!" |
| #9krevonMar 31, 2008 20:59:53 | -Nah, that's not LSD. Elminster turns into a care bear? Or how about Gargamel from the smurfs? |
| #10JudgeDookieMar 31, 2008 21:10:10 | Wow...man...yeah...that's the stuff. ![]() |
| #11krevonMar 31, 2008 21:17:41 | Wow...man...yeah...that's the stuff. Care Bear Stare! ![]() |
| #12JudgeDookieMar 31, 2008 21:21:07 | Care Bear Stare! Oh, stop. I'm feeling all giddy inside. Wait!! Is that the Drizz't? No--it's the Soul Train dancers! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shake it girls! Balk like chickens. Wow. |
| #13krevonMar 31, 2008 23:29:15 | Oh, stop. I'm feeling all giddy inside. ![]() |
| #14lord_karsusApr 01, 2008 1:48:30 | -You've just destroyed the Realms. Good job. |
| #15JudgeDookieApr 01, 2008 15:09:09 | SEXY! And don't worry Karsus. We'll just have that headless Zhent take out all these Soul Train chicks and the Realms will be returned to normal. |
| #1618DELTAApr 01, 2008 17:51:56 | -Nah, that's not LSD. -No thats just stupid. Cyric and Shar what a joke. ![]() ![]() 18D:embarrass |
| #17krevonApr 01, 2008 22:16:31 | -No thats just stupid. Cyric and Shar what a joke. How bad would it tick people off if they came in tomorrow and said april fools day to everything? |
| #18JudgeDookieApr 01, 2008 22:29:14 | How bad would it tick people off if they came in tomorrow and said april fools day to everything? The scam off all scam's. I would completely and utterly love it baby! |
| #19lord_karsusApr 01, 2008 23:07:41 | How bad would it tick people off if they came in tomorrow and said april fools day to everything? -Last year, on April Fool's Day, the WizOs/Board Managers were going to play a prank by announcing 4e had arrived. Little did they know. Ironic, eh? |
| #20alediranApr 03, 2008 11:23:09 | -Last year, on April Fool's Day, the WizOs/Board Managers were going to play a prank by announcing 4e had arrived. Little did they know. Ironic, eh? Yeah. Oh wait, maybe they knew, since 4e was being planned already!. |
| #21lord_karsusApr 03, 2008 11:25:06 | Yeah. Oh wait, maybe they knew, since 4e was being planned already!. -They didn't. That's the irony. |