The Real Destruction of the realms

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#1

alley-cat

Mar 30, 2008 17:27:39
Instead of magic going haywire because of the death of Mystra.
Why dont it just happen because Mystra got out of bed to use the bathroom and take a nice hot steaming shower. She steps out the shower and feels a slight chill, but thinks nothing of it. Her vanity mirror is foggy! She wipes it clean and stares at her reflection. She doesnt have that same cosmic glow. She shrugs and with a thought wills herself just as beautiful as Sune. Still nothing! She snaps her fingers! nothing! She now gets angry knowing she cannot let her chosen see her in anything less then her godly splendor and not this dull mudane appearance. Mystra begins her most powerful incantations and spells. Something happens now. Her features change to an old crone. Scared and bewildered Mystra begins to leaves dweomerHeart and seek out Sune for beauty tips. Only to realize she is no longer there. But she is now on another plane looking down upon a world she knows not. Reality now sets in. The once powerful goddess of magic realizes that the steam in her shower was actually fog. Not natural fog....but the magically fog that traps all within its power. Gods and mortals alike. She must now carve out a new name, find a new portfolio and battle gods she never new before in the Realms of Ravenloft.......Back in Faerun all hell breaks lose and magic goes haywire. Enjoy :D :lightbulb
#2

JudgeDookie

Mar 30, 2008 17:33:29
The LSD will soon wear off and you'll be ok. Find your inner-self and get back to us.

:D
#3

lord_karsus

Mar 31, 2008 0:03:11
The LSD will soon wear off and you'll be ok.

-I think that LSD is a little more potent than that.
#4

JudgeDookie

Mar 31, 2008 14:51:49
Alright. 'Shrooms and speed then--with maybe a Long Island tossed in for good measure.
#5

krevon

Mar 31, 2008 18:20:05
-I think that LSD is a little more potent than that.

Right LSD is when Cyric and Shar team up and kill Mystra in dwome...........wait.......crap
#6

JudgeDookie

Mar 31, 2008 18:24:16
Right LSD is when Cyric and Shar team up and kill Mystra in dwome...........wait.......crap

And I presume you've been hittin' the bud?

Is everybody a druggy around here?
#7

lord_karsus

Mar 31, 2008 19:49:13
Right LSD is when Cyric and Shar team up and kill Mystra in dwome...........wait.......crap

-Nah, that's not LSD.
#8

JudgeDookie

Mar 31, 2008 20:11:07
-Nah, that's not LSD.

In other words: "I know exactly what LSD is like and that ain't it! So check it mo-fo!"
#9

krevon

Mar 31, 2008 20:59:53
-Nah, that's not LSD.

Elminster turns into a care bear? Or how about Gargamel from the smurfs?
#10

JudgeDookie

Mar 31, 2008 21:10:10
Wow...man...yeah...that's the stuff.
#11

krevon

Mar 31, 2008 21:17:41
Wow...man...yeah...that's the stuff.

Care Bear Stare!
#12

JudgeDookie

Mar 31, 2008 21:21:07
Care Bear Stare!

Oh, stop. I'm feeling all giddy inside.

Wait!! Is that the Drizz't?

No--it's the Soul Train dancers!



Shake it girls! Balk like chickens.

Wow.
#13

krevon

Mar 31, 2008 23:29:15
Oh, stop. I'm feeling all giddy inside.

Wait!! Is that the Drizz't?

No--it's the Soul Train dancers!



Shake it girls! Balk like chickens.

Wow.

#14

lord_karsus

Apr 01, 2008 1:48:30
-You've just destroyed the Realms. Good job.
#15

JudgeDookie

Apr 01, 2008 15:09:09

SEXY!

And don't worry Karsus. We'll just have that headless Zhent take out all these Soul Train chicks and the Realms will be returned to normal.
#16

18DELTA

Apr 01, 2008 17:51:56
-Nah, that's not LSD.

-No thats just stupid. Cyric and Shar what a joke.


18D:embarrass
#17

krevon

Apr 01, 2008 22:16:31
-No thats just stupid. Cyric and Shar what a joke.


18D:embarrass

How bad would it tick people off if they came in tomorrow and said april fools day to everything?
#18

JudgeDookie

Apr 01, 2008 22:29:14
How bad would it tick people off if they came in tomorrow and said april fools day to everything?

The scam off all scam's. I would completely and utterly love it baby!
#19

lord_karsus

Apr 01, 2008 23:07:41
How bad would it tick people off if they came in tomorrow and said april fools day to everything?

-Last year, on April Fool's Day, the WizOs/Board Managers were going to play a prank by announcing 4e had arrived. Little did they know. Ironic, eh?
#20

alediran

Apr 03, 2008 11:23:09
-Last year, on April Fool's Day, the WizOs/Board Managers were going to play a prank by announcing 4e had arrived. Little did they know. Ironic, eh?

Yeah. Oh wait, maybe they knew, since 4e was being planned already!.
#21

lord_karsus

Apr 03, 2008 11:25:06
Yeah. Oh wait, maybe they knew, since 4e was being planned already!.

-They didn't. That's the irony.