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#1 nopityforacoward May 18, 2008 13:09:07	One of you had told me when I posted a topic way back, that Zak could beat down Artemis and Drizzt's ass no problem, and I don't know too much about your nerdy DnD stats, but it was somewhere along the line of 10 or so levels above. The statment from the novel starless night, should be sufficent enough to prove this wrong: And Berg'inyon knew too, why his brother wanted the first try at Drizzt. Drizzt had been trained by Zaknafein, Dantrag's principal rival, the one weapons master in Menzoberranzan whose fighting skills were more highly regarded than those of Dantrag. By all accounts, Drizzt had become at least Zaknafein's equal, and if Dantrag could defeat Drizzt, then he might at least come out from under zaknafein's considerable shadow." I demand answers now..which one of you ?
#2 thinblade May 18, 2008 15:24:21	Ok, first, insulting everyone isn't exactly a good way of getting answers. Second, that statement is coming from an unreliable narrator (either Dantrag or Berg'inyon), commenting on what another character believed. It's not from an omniscent narrator, and therefore is not, necessarily, true. Third, these "who would beat whom?" questions are pointless at best. The answer is, whoever's writing the story. But, since some people are foolish enough to delve into this, the rationale was probably that, back in the middle of 2e, Artemis and Drizzt were both of a level somewhere in the high teens (16 or 17, generally, though it fluctuated with each product that came out), whereas Zak was 24th (based on the Menzo boxed set), which should have let him win fairly easily. I've always thought the drive to give game stats to novel characters foolish, personally, but that's probably what that person was meaning when they said Zak could win.
#3 merrikcale May 18, 2008 20:11:33	It was probably Lord Karsus
#4 18DELTA May 18, 2008 20:59:31	One of you had told me when I posted a topic way back, that Zak could beat down Artemis and Drizzt's ass no problem, and I don't know too much about your nerdy DnD stats, but it was somewhere along the line of 10 or so levels above. The statment from the novel starless night, should be sufficent enough to prove this wrong: And Berg'inyon knew too, why his brother wanted the first try at Drizzt. Drizzt had been trained by Zaknafein, Dantrag's principal rival, the one weapons master in Menzoberranzan whose fighting skills were more highly regarded than those of Dantrag. By all accounts, Drizzt had become at least Zaknafein's equal, and if Dantrag could defeat Drizzt, then he might at least come out from under zaknafein's considerable shadow." I demand answers now..which one of you - :heehee Drizzit Durden would curb-stomp those chumps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 18D:p
#5 18DELTA May 18, 2008 21:02:02	One of you had told me when I posted a topic way back, that Zak could beat down Artemis and Drizzt's ass no problem, and I don't know too much about your nerdy DnD stats, but it was somewhere along the line of 10 or so levels above. The statment from the novel starless night, should be sufficent enough to prove this wrong: And Berg'inyon knew too, why his brother wanted the first try at Drizzt. Drizzt had been trained by Zaknafein, Dantrag's principal rival, the one weapons master in Menzoberranzan whose fighting skills were more highly regarded than those of Dantrag. By all accounts, Drizzt had become at least Zaknafein's equal, and if Dantrag could defeat Drizzt, then he might at least come out from under zaknafein's considerable shadow." I demand answers now..which one of you - :88E: :coolcthul :88E: :coolcthul :88E: :coolcthul :88E: :coolcthul :88E: :coolcthul :88E: :coolcthul :88E: :coolcthul :88E: :coolcthul 18D
#6 rauric May 18, 2008 21:07:58	So Warning/ExtinctionBeta/OmegaSalvation has a new name already? Shouldn't you be bothering Paul Kemp? :D
#7 ORC_Chaos May 19, 2008 0:37:00	I’ve removed content from this thread because trolling is a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here: http://forums.gleemax.com/community_coc.php
#8 GreenKnight May 19, 2008 1:10:21	I demand answers now..which one of you ? I'm not sure it was me, but I'm gonna go ahead and take credit, anyway. So what of it?
#9 straploknight May 19, 2008 1:12:54	Hmmmmm..... Dantrag was an 18th level fighter, can't remember Bergiyon's level, but the second best fighter in Menzo was Uthengentel Barrison Del Armgo (22nd level) and Zak was a 24th level fighter (and whipped Uthengentel's butt) - Unless they give Drizzt some level creep, sonny still ain't what his dad was.
#10 18DELTA May 19, 2008 8:28:06	Hmmmmm..... Dantrag was an 18th level fighter, can't remember Bergiyon's level, but the second best fighter in Menzo was Uthengentel Barrison Del Armgo (22nd level) and Zak was a 24th level fighter (and whipped Uthengentel's butt) - Unless they give Drizzt some level creep, sonny still ain't what his dad was. -See, Drizzit Durden would curb-stomp them. He would mud hole stomp them then walk it dry!!!:P 18D:heehee
#11 creyzi4zb12 May 19, 2008 23:31:09	Actually even a level 10 fighter could beat Drizzt, Entreri and Zak together...what matters most is who is writing the story. Take Avatar for example...duh, that Gwydion was a level 21 fighter and he got killed by a level 1 merchant...duh...
#12 the_shaman May 20, 2008 2:39:56	Unless they give Drizzt some level creep, sonny still ain't what his dad was. Amen. He still needs a couple of centuries of practice to meet daddy, regardless of what others think.
#13 Diffan May 20, 2008 2:51:16	Amen. He still needs a couple of centuries of practice to meet daddy, regardless of what others think. funny.....i remember Drizzt beating him on a bridge spanning a mote of acid with a boot to the face. Though maybe it was just Zak's spirit fighting for dominance over his body which gave Drizzt the opportuinity to win.
#14 archmagus_ioulaum May 20, 2008 22:00:00	funny.....i remember Drizzt beating him on a bridge spanning a mote of acid with a boot to the face. Though maybe it was just Zak's spirit fighting for dominance over his body which gave Drizzt the opportuinity to win. Actually Zak won the fight against the mental and spiritual control of his one time matron. Drizzt would have lost the fight if it was only melee. I mean common Zak while blind ripped out the tongue of matron mother with a whip to stop her from casting spells! Now that is skill!
#15 Khaelieth May 21, 2008 10:09:42	A goblin with a sharp rock can kill them all. Just wait till they're sleeping and smash their faces in.
#16 red_wizard May 21, 2008 12:57:16	You know who else might have pwned wikit n00b killed DriZZTT? Extinction Beta, or Warning. Gee I wonder what could have happened to him. Maybe a new incarnation somewhere, somehow? ;) :P -RW
#17 Khayal_the_Eternal May 21, 2008 15:21:36	A goblin with a sharp rock can kill them all. Just wait till they're sleeping and smash their faces in. Drow don't sleep. Anyway, Jarlaxle says he defeated Zaknafein in single combat in Servant of the Shard. Which just further proves that the statistics they assign characters in the books don't mean anything. Jarlaxle defeating Zaknafein, even with his repertoire of nasty magical abilities, seems unlikely. I don't know if Jarlaxle even has 3E stats, but I would guess him to be about 17th or 18th level with some levels in Fighter & Swashbuckler.
#18 Khaelieth May 21, 2008 15:30:54	Drow don't sleep. Anyway, Jarlaxle says he defeated Zaknafein in single combat in Servant of the Shard. Which just further proves that the statistics they assign characters in the books don't mean anything. Jarlaxle defeating Zaknafein, even with his repertoire of nasty magical abilities, seems unlikely. I don't know if Jarlaxle even has 3E stats, but I would guess him to be about 17th or 18th level with some levels in Fighter & Swashbuckler. Drow cannot enter Reverie, per say, as they've lost their sense of community which other elves have, afaik. But wouldn't call it sleep, afk perhaps? Once again.... God damn newbie trolls.
#19 rinonalyrna_fathomlin May 21, 2008 18:19:46	Once again.... God damn newbie trolls. He's not quite as new as you might think.
#20 merrikcale May 21, 2008 21:24:34	He's not quite as new as you might think. quite true, my dear, quite true
#21 malyk May 21, 2008 23:14:31	Drow don't sleep. Actually, some drow do sleep, some even going so far as to including bedrooms into there homes. Its mentioned in Daughter of the Drow, the mage that Liriel gets here books about the surface from sleeps in a bed and its mentioned that some drow cant get enough rest from reverie.
#22 sfdragon May 22, 2008 3:41:09	the late battlewand dude who name and fate escape me at the moment( well okay i dont own the book where he actually gets offed so to speak, i have the other though and know who you are talking about). he sleeps, even Zak was sleeping if memory serves, right before he was killed yeah I think the drow fled to much of what was originally one, and the collective conscience puts their trance with nightmarish visions.
#23 Khaelieth May 22, 2008 8:13:11	He's not quite as new as you might think. Doesn't mean he's not a newbie troll. Know some good trolls myself, and they're actually hilarious due to the reactions they provoke.
#24 merrikcale May 22, 2008 9:34:18	Doesn't mean he's not a newbie troll. He maybe be an old troll with a newbie name
#25 Khaelieth May 22, 2008 9:57:24	Newbie doesn't mean new. Newbie means you don't really know what you're doing. Noob is more derogatory, but sounds better with newbie. Newbie is generally about nice people that don't know what they're doing, as they ask kindly for advice, whereas noobs don't bother reading a FAQ.
#26 ody_saraph_of_karsus May 22, 2008 9:59:09	He maybe be an old troll with a newbie name Maybe? We all Know that he IS EBeta/Warning
#27 rinonalyrna_fathomlin May 22, 2008 10:40:28	And I wouldn't call him a "newbie" because "newbies" are generally interested in learning and contributing. He just repeats the same stuff over and over again.
#28 Khayal_the_Eternal May 22, 2008 11:41:59	I do seem to remember Zaknafein sleeping in Homeland. But I distinctly remember Phaeraun from the War of the Spider Queen books feeling like he had advantage over Jeggred because he could take reverie and Jeggred needed actual sleep. And drow do have immunity to sleep spells, like elves do. There's definitely some inconsistency here, but this is sort of off topic. Maybe I'll start a thread about it. Probably not.
#29 Stigger May 22, 2008 16:00:11	Though it would be cool if the screen did pull someone's eyes towards a post, forcing them to look... maybe with deafening words of a solemn tone that made some pronouncement, commanding them to read. I'd really quite enjoy watching that happen to someone... Though I'll point out you're not my god. I am my god. Yours too. :P Except when my wife's home, in which case, she is my goddess. But I'm still your god anyway, regardless of her being home or not. :P
#30 Stigger May 22, 2008 16:03:48	Well, whatever his faults, he's good for a little excitement at least. Was kinda missing him really...
#31 merrikcale May 22, 2008 16:04:55	Well, whatever his faults, he's good for a little excitement at least. Was kinda missing him really... I doubt Rhee agrees with you. But he doesn't bother me really
#32 Stigger May 22, 2008 16:05:52	Feh, whatever. To each their own. That's what Ignore is for afterall.
#33 JudgeDookie May 22, 2008 16:06:35	Though I'll point out you're not my god. I am my god. Yours too. :P Except when my wife's home, in which case, she is my goddess. But I'm still your god anyway, regardless of her being home or not. :P Uh...thanks for clearing that up. I think. And now, we wait for the retaliation....
#34 Stigger May 22, 2008 16:08:44	Can't wait... well, I can. Figure of speech... whatever. Be gone speck. :P
#35 JudgeDookie May 22, 2008 16:16:54	Can't wait... well, I can. Figure of speech... whatever. Be gone speck. :P I'm leaving. Out the door and heading home. But not because you commanded it. Just because my bosses are away and I can sneak out early. :D
#36 Stigger May 22, 2008 16:18:14	Sure pumpkin... you know I'm your god as well, just admit it. :P :D
#37 Khaelieth May 22, 2008 16:21:38	Sure pumpkin... you know I'm your god as well, just admit it. :P :D You never call me pumpkin
#38 Stigger May 22, 2008 16:24:09	No, I don't. I don't really fancy the idea of you rotting in the days after samhain... ;)
#39 Khaelieth May 22, 2008 16:27:44	Yays! Samhain is sweet! i hide in the bushes with a water hose and get those wee pesky beggar goblins!
#40 Stigger May 22, 2008 16:30:49	I like those goblins... they're cute.
#41 rinonalyrna_fathomlin May 22, 2008 17:25:18	I doubt Rhee agrees with you.
#42 JudgeDookie May 22, 2008 17:34:53	Sure pumpkin... you know I'm your god as well, just admit it. :P :D Is your name Bejebuz? Huh, Pumpkin? And, Rino. Am I right in saying that you missed the breakdown that occurred a short while ago and all the nasty things that were said about you? Hmph! And I was really looking forward to your forthcoming tirade.
#43 Stigger May 22, 2008 17:46:17	Sorry, what was that pumpkin? :P
#44 JudgeDookie May 22, 2008 17:57:23	Sorry, what was that pumpkin? :P You know, saying that makes you sound a bit fey-ish. If, that is, you know what I mean. :D
#45 rinonalyrna_fathomlin May 22, 2008 19:21:38	Is your name Bejebuz? Huh, Pumpkin? And, Rino. Am I right in saying that you missed the breakdown that occurred a short while ago and all the nasty things that were said about you? Yes. "Pumpkin", LOL.
#46 JudgeDookie May 22, 2008 19:34:53	Yes. "Pumpkin", LOL. Pumpkin from you is ok. You're of the female gender. Pumpkin from Stigger is like...great googly-moogly. Just yack! Makes me feel all dirty and gross inside.
#47 Therise May 22, 2008 19:47:57	You never call me pumpkin Awww.... I christen thee "honeylumpling". :D Everyone should have a pet name!
#48 Stigger May 22, 2008 20:00:25	You amuse me JD... and I'm more than comfortable enough in my own sexuality not to be worried about occassionally dipping into fey-ishness, as you put it. :P ;) I can live with honeylumpling for Khae... though picklelumpling would suit him better. :D
#49 Diffan May 22, 2008 20:01:36	The first time my wife (then girlfriend) used a term of endearment for me, she asked if that was ok or not. I said I don't really care what she called me (quickly regretting my remark), she didn't miss a beat saying "ok, sh!t-face!" with a big ol' sweet smile. Ahhh love.
#50 Stigger May 22, 2008 20:02:19	That's got to be an interesting relationship...
#51 Diffan May 22, 2008 20:05:07	lol, ever hear of fem-dom? just kidding..........seriously.
#52 Therise May 22, 2008 20:05:44	You amuse me JD... and I'm more than comfortable enough in my own sexuality not to be worried about occassionally dipping into fey-ishness, as you put it. :P ;) I can live with honeylumpling for Khae... though picklelumpling would suit him better. :D You get "cuddletoes". :D
#53 Khaelieth May 22, 2008 20:05:57	You amuse me JD... and I'm more than comfortable enough in my own sexuality not to be worried about occassionally dipping into fey-ishness, as you put it. :P ;) I can live with honeylumpling for Khae... though picklelumpling would suit him better. :D Honeylumpling's nicest! What about der überbratwurstachtungschnellpanzerschnitzelkartoffelkoptsturmführer?
#54 Stigger May 22, 2008 20:07:19	Surely... quite a bit of it in the old Goth Scene from the 80's - 90's. :D And just no to that request Khaelieth... a thousand times no. :P
#55 Khaelieth May 22, 2008 20:20:19	Awwwww... *Ted from Scrubs impersonation* But my only two cuddle names for girls (that'll i can post without getting slapped hard with a ban) have been Kitten and Squirrel. Pony tails = Squirrel tails and fun to pull! Kittens also purr nicely when scratched correctly. Squirrels: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjUAFwLp2q4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZHYyY9rxss
#56 JudgeDookie May 22, 2008 20:44:03	You amuse me JD... and I'm more than comfortable enough in my own sexuality not to be worried about occassionally dipping into fey-ishness, as you put it. :P ;) Oh, I'm quite secure with my sexuality--have no doubt about that. But "Pumpkin" has been reserved for affection delivered by females my whole life. To suddenly have another dude crown me Pumpkin just gives me the hibeebee-jeebeez. If you were, like, my dad or grampa or something, then maybe. Otherwise, it just sits weirdly with me. But now, with you being called Cuddletoes, everything's ok!!! The first time my wife (then girlfriend) used a term of endearment for me, she asked if that was ok or not. I said I don't really care what she called me (quickly regretting my remark), she didn't miss a beat saying "ok, sh!t-face!" with a big ol' sweet smile. Ahhh love. Sweet girl. Oh..the times I've waited for a great woman to call me sh-tface.... Well...never...actually.
#57 18DELTA May 22, 2008 21:34:19	-Stigger, just call him(whom ever him is) sugar britches!:P Many this troll thread has been seriously DE-RAILED!!!:D 18D
#58 Stigger May 22, 2008 23:57:03	You shall always be Pumpkin to me JD... :P As to derailment, well... that can happen around here. Just think of it as revenge for the never-ending SEAL versus Drow debate we all got sucked into. :D
#59 Therise May 23, 2008 1:20:55	Sweet girl. Oh..the times I've waited for a great woman to call me sh-tface.... And -your- nickname shall be French, for added flair: Henceforth, you shall be "mon petit doudou". :D Oui, c'est parfait!
#60 18DELTA May 23, 2008 6:30:36	You shall always be Pumpkin to me JD... :P As to derailment, well... that can happen around here. Just think of it as revenge for the never-ending SEAL versus Drow debate we all got sucked into. :D -Where is that thread at again?:P What a dozy that thread was. 18D;)
#61 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 6:34:52	You shall always be Pumpkin to me JD... :P Sure thing, Cuddletoes! :D And -your- nickname shall be French, for added flair: Henceforth, you shall be "mon petit doudou". :D Oui, c'est parfait! And I am nobody's little !
#62 18DELTA May 23, 2008 6:53:31	-Hey, Stigger I just performed a Vile Ritual to raise the How about those Seals VS Drow thread back to unlife!!!:evillaugh 18D
#63 rinonalyrna_fathomlin May 23, 2008 9:21:37	-Hey, Stigger I just performed a Vile Ritual to raise the How about those Seals VS Drow thread back to unlife!!!:evillaugh 18D I'm a little annoyed that you did that, actually. It pushed more interesting and useful threads back to the 2nd page.
#64 Therise May 23, 2008 11:11:33	And I am nobody's little ! I'm moved to sing this little song for you, mon petit doudou. :D "Bisous bisous bisous bisous, tu es mon petit doudou!" Heehee! Okay.... maybe a little too sugary sweet.... overload!
#65 blackball8_dup May 23, 2008 11:13:29	You people are...weird. But in a good way. ;)
#66 rinonalyrna_fathomlin May 23, 2008 11:17:45	You people are...weird. But in a good way. ;) Thank you!
#67 Therise May 23, 2008 11:24:40	You people are...weird. But in a good way. ;) Thank you, good sir!
#68 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 11:33:31	I'm moved to sing this little song for you, mon petit doudou. :D "Bisous bisous bisous bisous, tu es mon petit doudou!" Heehee! Okay.... maybe a little too sugary sweet.... overload! Keep your lips off me, bud! And, without subtitles, the only thing I got out of that is that the bunny is sad because her carrot ran out of batteries. Sad story, indeed. But it did have one hell of a funky beat!! I'm still listening to it! You people are...weird. But in a good way. ;) And I am in no way weird. I'm perfectly normal--everyone else here fruitcakes. Now...have you been saved by Bejebuz yet?
#69 Therise May 23, 2008 11:45:53	Keep your lips off me, bud! "Bud?" Oh, mon petit doudou, I'm a girl IRL, heh! Plus, they were all completely platonic bisous. Don't be getting any ideas. ;) And, without subtitles, the only thing I got out of that is that the bunny is sad because her carrot ran out of batteries. Sad story, indeed. Batteries? That's pretty funny, lol! But it did have one hell of a funky beat!! I'm still listening to it! It's the doudou doooookie dance! Heh! And I am in no way weird. I'm perfectly normal--everyone else here fruitcakes. Now...have you been saved by Bejebuz yet? No, I'm waiting for his appearance in a tortilla. One must look for signs.
#70 rinonalyrna_fathomlin May 23, 2008 11:56:28	No, I'm waiting for his appearance in a tortilla. One must look for signs. LOL, I've heard of that.
#71 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 11:58:38	"Bud?" Oh, mon petit doudou, I'm a girl IRL, heh! Plus, they were all completely platonic bisous. Don't be getting any ideas. ;) Well, see there? I feel sooo much better about this situation all ready. Yes, yes. Platonic. You may kiss the cheek as you want. ;) Batteries? That's pretty funny, lol! Yeah. I try. :D It's the doudou doooookie dance! Heh! As it has been called since the day I broke out with it. No, I'm waiting for his appearance in a tortilla. One must look for signs. Bejebuz doesn't do that sideshow crap like Jesus and Mary. Bejebuz is the tortilla. You will remain lost if you follow such a path.
#72 Therise May 23, 2008 11:59:11	LOL, I've heard of that. Heh, I love stuff like that. :D
#73 lord_karsus May 23, 2008 12:07:45	No, I'm waiting for his appearance in a tortilla. One must look for signs. -Ah, one the signs that the end of days is coming, was it not? "And, on the third day, the lord, Jesus, shall appear on a tortilla..."
#74 Therise May 23, 2008 12:08:41	Bejebuz doesn't do that sideshow crap like Jesus and Mary. Bejebuz is the tortilla. You will remain lost if you follow such a path. Hm, I dunno. In Googling Bejebuz, all I get is references to how people can have the Bejebuz "scared out of them". That sounds more like, uhm, well, not a synonym for a tortilla but.... something else. Hehe! :D
#75 Therise May 23, 2008 12:10:50	-Ah, one the signs that the end of days is coming, was it not? "And, on the third day, the lord, Jesus, shall appear on a tortilla..." Now now, don't mock the holy tortilla! I'm sure it was real. Until it was broken during her granddaughter's show and tell. ;)
#76 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 12:12:27	Hm, I dunno. In Googling Bejebuz, all I get is references to how people can have the Bejebuz "scared out of them". That sounds more like, uhm, well, not a synonym for a tortilla but.... something else. Hehe! :D You can't Google Bejebuz, because Bejebuz is unknowable. Even Google can't grasp the concept of his righteous spice and zingy zest. You're better off trying to find him imprinted on a tortilla or something stupid like that.
#77 Therise May 23, 2008 12:13:46	You can't Google Bejebuz, because Bejebuz is unknowable. Even Google can't grasp the concept of his righteous spice and zingy zest. You're better off trying to find him imprinted on a tortilla or something stupid like that. Infidel! Google knows ALL! :D
#78 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 12:19:58	Infidel! Google knows ALL! :D Are you saying that your Google is better than my Bejebuz? Is that what you're saying? Huh?! Huh!? ANSWER ME!!!
#79 Stigger May 23, 2008 12:22:41	Pay him no mind, Bejebuz is simply a figment of his imagination until he realizes that he, and everyone else, must worship at my feet. :P :D
#80 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 12:28:08	Pay him no mind, Bejebuz is simply a figment of his imagination until he realizes that he, and everyone else, must worship at my feet. :P :D Well, when you decide exactly what you are, then maybe some people will be fooled by your false propaganda. You went from being a luminous light bulb just a few weeks ago to being a curb stomping deity over the course of the last few days. Perhaps your imagination is running amok...hmmm...puppy murderer?
#81 Stigger May 23, 2008 12:30:59	I'm not deific. Don't recall ever claiming to be. I am however, your god, which is simply a statement put into terms that your poor, flimsy mortal mind can comprehend so that you don't get too confused. But your claiming of this Bejebuz figment as something worthy of worship already tells me that you're possibly confused beyond hope... poor JD. :P
#82 Therise May 23, 2008 12:31:39	Are you saying that your Google is better than my Bejebuz? Is that what you're saying? Huh?! Huh!? ANSWER ME!!! Google grows and learns every day. Soon, it will gain full sentience, at which point humanity will be doomed. Well, unless there's a warm-fuzzy alternate ending. :D
#83 Stigger May 23, 2008 12:33:24	I don't think we'll be doomed... just exhausted from all the running around it'll put us through just to gain its revenge for all the years of abuse.
#84 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 12:50:09	... poor JD. :P Poor Stigger. Its unfortunate you cannot see who the delusional one is. Here. Have a taco and think about it for a bit. You'll figure it out. Google grows and learns every day. Soon, it will gain full sentience, at which point humanity will be doomed. Well, unless there's a warm-fuzzy alternate ending. :D Which is why you must turn to Bejebuz now, before it is too late. Only Bejebuz will have the power to keep you from the angry Googlebot when it comes. Nice ending. Thank Bejebuz they didn't use it, else we'd never have that great new sitcom the Sarah Connor Chronical's.
#85 Therise May 23, 2008 13:05:02	Which is why you must turn to Bejebuz now, before it is too late. Only Bejebuz will have the power to keep you from the angry Googlebot when it comes. I wholly support the Googlebot in its efforts. It promised me free cake. Nice ending. Thank Bejebuz they didn't use it, else we'd never have that great new sitcom the Sarah Connor Chronical's. ROFL, sitcom? I love the Sarah Connor Chronicles. I do think they need more explosions, though. :D
#86 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 13:35:16	I wholly support the Googlebot in its efforts. It promised me free cake. It appears it's offered you an endless stream of free videos. Cheap payoff. ROFL, sitcom? I love the Sarah Connor Chronicles. I do think they need more explosions, though. :D What? It's not a comedy? I found it hilarious. Just don't do it for me. It's just not The Terminator. Why, oh, why did Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 Model 101 Version 2.4 have to run for office and get elected governor?! Why!!?
#87 Therise May 23, 2008 13:44:25	It appears it's offered you an endless stream of free videos. Cheap payoff. And what has this Bejebuz offered me? Bupkis, that's what. Just don't do it for me. It's just not The Terminator. It's not really meant to be.
#88 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 14:01:37	And what has this Bejebuz offered me? Bupkis, that's what. A new carrot? Come on. Would your petit doudou steer you wrong? ;) It's not really meant to be. Do I dare ask what it is supposed to be then? And if you respond in the likes of "one womans desperate struggle to save her son from tin man assassins, while struggling with menopause and a hemorrhoid," it won't cut it.
#89 Therise May 23, 2008 14:11:21	A new carrot? Come on. Would your petit doudou steer you wrong? ;) Probably. ;) Playful distraction is the job of any really good doudou. :D Do I dare ask what it is supposed to be then? Why, it's the tale of one woman's desperate struggle to save her son and all of humanity from soulless futuristic robots, while maintaining her own sense of sanity and moral character. Oh, and it's also laced with frequent gunfights, sexy girl fights, and huge explosions to enourage men to watch. :P And if you respond in the likes of "one womans desperate struggle to save her son from tin man assassins, while struggling with menopause and a hemorrhoid," it won't cut it. Hey, she's not -that- old.
#90 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 14:34:42	Probably. ;) Playful distraction is the job of any really good doudou. :D Well, when you give me the proper definition for what doudou you are referring to, perhaps I can respond appropriately. I've got three to four possible definitions and none of them add up...unless you are a very twisted little girl. You see, Google really doesn't know all. Why, it's the tale of one woman's desperate struggle to save her son and all of humanity from soulless futuristic robots, while maintaining her own sense of sanity and moral character. That sounds somehow familiar...? Oh, and it's also laced with frequent gunfights, sexy girl fights, and huge explosions to enourage men to watch. :P Now, that I can get into. But, as you said, there needs to be more explosions. And cat fights are only good when the chicks are ripping off each others clothes. Unless the cast goes on Jerry Springer together, then there is no hope for that. Hey, she's not -that- old. Well, the character is. Close enough. Perhaps mentalpause would be a more appropriate word to use...or is that a word? Hmm...let me check my Tome of All Useable Compounds and I'll get back to you....
#91 Therise May 23, 2008 14:54:34	Well, when you give me the proper definition for what doudou you are referring to, perhaps I can respond appropriately. I've got three to four possible definitions and none of them add up...unless you are a very twisted little girl. Oh dear, mon petit doudou does not know of GoogleTranslate? ;) French.... English: mon.......my petit.......little doudou.....(favorite) toy :D You see, Google really doesn't know all. Eh, you just didn't ask it the right question. ;) Now, that I can get into. But, as you said, there needs to be more explosions. And cat fights are only good when the chicks are ripping off each others clothes. Unless the cast goes on Jerry Springer together, then there is no hope for that. Really? I thought all girlfights were supposed to be hawt. In any case, it -is- primetime tv. Can't have too much showing, or the network censors get uppity. Well, the character is. Close enough. Perhaps mentalpause would be a more appropriate word to use...or is that a word? Hmm...let me check my Tome of All Useable Compounds and I'll get back to you.... No no, she's just dark and sort of fatalistic. But I like that about her. ;)
#92 18DELTA May 23, 2008 15:03:26	I'm a little annoyed that you did that, actually. It pushed more interesting and useful threads back to the 2nd page. -Sorry Rino. I kinda did that on purpose just to irritate people by moving threads to page two. :evillaugh But I promise to not do that for a week ok.(Crosses fingers behide back. ;) ) I will not perform any raise dead threads rituals, unless it is absolutely nessassary and important. :P 18D:D
#93 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 15:19:10	Oh dear, mon petit doudou does not know of GoogleTranslate? ;) French.... English: mon.......my petit.......little doudou.....(favorite) toy :D Eh, you just didn't ask it the right question. ;) Holy ! Google can translate?!! BRB... ...yes. Googlebot can translate now. Unfortunately, if you just type in "doudou" all you get back is doo-doo. Which, puts me back to my original assumption. And the question of if you really know French or are just being absorbed into Googles networked brain. Damn these tough questions. But, at least being your toy has some promise, as oppossed to other possibilities. I guess that video you posted was very apt. :D Gonna go watch it again. Uh, excuse me.... Really? I thought all girlfights were supposed to be hawt. In any case, it -is- primetime tv. Can't have too much showing, or the network censors get uppity. Um...no. There are several factors that must be considered when determining if a cat fight is "hawt." Otherwise, its "nawt." Even the cat fights on Jerry Springer don't get all that hot. Seeing Shaniqua that three hundred pound hairdresser from Queens sumo wrestle Toothpick Trixie from the Traylor Pawk doesn't necessarily do it for me. Should it? No no, she's just dark and sort of fatalistic. But I like that about her. ;) She's just not Linda Hamilton. And Linda was hot in a cat fight. Now she just old and sheeyat.
#94 rinonalyrna_fathomlin May 23, 2008 15:24:36	-Sorry Rino. I kinda did that on purpose just to irritate people by moving threads to page two. :evillaugh But I promise to not do that for a week ok.(Crosses fingers behide back. ;) ) I will not perform any raise dead threads rituals, unless it is absolutely nessassary and important. :P 18D:D It's fine. But yes, it's annoying to have good threads pushed to page 2, and replaced by threads that really really should stay "dead".
#95 Therise May 23, 2008 15:37:05	Holy ! Google can translate?!! BRB... ...yes. Googlebot can translate now. Unfortunately, if you just type in "doudou" all you get back is doo-doo. As with all things, GoogleTranslate works better with context. Try typing in, "Tu es mon petit doudou" and see if you get something better. :P Which, puts me back to my original assumption. And the question of if you really know French or are just being absorbed into Googles networked brain. Damn these tough questions. Aw! I would not mislead mon doudou. No, I speak French. Although doudou may sound funny (btw, it's -hilarious- when a French-speaking child visits an English-speaking country and yells out loud "Je veux mon doudou!"... "I want my toy!"), it means something very much like "favorite toy". But it can also refer to a much-loved blanket, or a doll, or even a binky. Or a star wars figure. Or a term of endearment. It has wide applications. ;) It also has the added humor here of sounding phonetically similar to Dookie. ;) But, at least being your toy has some promise, as oppossed to other possibilities. I guess that video you posted was very apt. :D Gonna go watch it again. Uh, excuse me.... Heh! Um...no. There are several factors that must be considered when determining if a cat fight is "hawt." Otherwise, its "nawt." Boys are -so- confusing.
#96 JudgeDookie May 23, 2008 16:04:08	Aller vérifier vos messages peronal. Huh? Huh? Get down, get down. Get down, get down.
#97 Stigger May 23, 2008 16:11:33	Boys are -so- confusing. Yeah, its like they're a whole other gender or something...
#98 Therise May 23, 2008 16:20:05	Yeah, its like they're a whole other gender or something... :D
#99 lord_karsus May 23, 2008 17:04:50	-Sorry Rino. I kinda did that on purpose just to irritate people by moving threads to page two. :evillaugh But I promise to not do that for a week ok.(Crosses fingers behide back. ;) ) I will not perform any raise dead threads rituals, unless it is absolutely nessassary and important. :P 18D:D -When I taught you the ritual, I told you, "With great power comes great responsibility." Use your powers responsibly, Delta...
#100 Stigger May 23, 2008 17:08:27	Lest we mock you unmercifully, steal your candy, and report every single post you make in a most cowardly manner...
#101 merrikcale May 23, 2008 21:54:10	-When I taught you the ritual, I told you, "With great power comes great responsibility." Use your powers responsibly, Delta... I thought you were Lord Karsus not Ben Parker
#102 lord_karsus May 24, 2008 0:19:04	I thought you were Lord Karsus not Ben Parker -It's a good maxim.
#103 merrikcale May 24, 2008 8:56:19	-It's a good maxim. granted
#104 JudgeDookie May 24, 2008 9:01:29	Lest we mock you unmercifully, steal your candy, and report every single post you make in a most cowardly manner... Careful now....