0-to-drunk-to-sober in seconds

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#1

homicidal_squirrel

May 06, 2012 23:47:39
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-...
#2

Cpt_Micha

May 07, 2012 9:19:47
Why is this even an invention?
#3

homicidal_squirrel

May 07, 2012 12:40:03
Why is this even an invention?


Because college kids will buy it and do stupid stuff. Millions of dollars will be made.
#4

jetshield

May 07, 2012 12:47:32
Now people can drive drunk at will. What could go wrong?
#5

zombie_babies

May 07, 2012 12:52:11
What is the point?



Well, alcohol has been known to lower inhibitions.  It gets expensive to purchase a lot of alcohol at a bar to get a companion into the proper state of mind.  This device works very quickly.  If you're sufficiently ... deficient in stamina, this thing will be a godsend.
#6

Robin_Hoodlum

May 07, 2012 12:56:28
Stoopid device is stoopid.
#7

homicidal_squirrel

May 07, 2012 13:02:30
Stoopid device is stoopid.


You want one, don't you?
#8

EscherEnigma

May 07, 2012 13:08:52
Now people can drive drunk at will. What could go wrong?


... because people weren't willingly getting drunk then driving before?
#9

jetshield

May 07, 2012 13:29:13
Of course they were, but now they don't have to waste all that time working up to the drunk part. Also, if what the creators say can be believed, they'll be totally sober seconds after they run over your child.
#10

Robin_Hoodlum

May 07, 2012 14:47:02
Stoopid device is stoopid.


You want one, don't you?


I would need a couple dozen at a time...
#11

Robin_Hoodlum

May 07, 2012 15:14:40
I wonder if it is more potent when sprayed in the wazoo.


Why don't you try it and let us know how that works out for ya?
#12

mattador666

May 07, 2012 16:01:32
20 bucks?  no thanks, i'll just grab a bottle of Wild Turkey.  Forget seconds, I'll feel that for days.
#13

zombie_babies

May 08, 2012 9:51:27
The dirty bird?  Umm ... yeah.  There's not much to say.