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| #1yellowdingoFeb 05, 2010 23:05:26 | Any thoughts? 1. The Convergance of String A with String NOT A and separation into String B & String NOT B resulting in a Singularity. An event which both ends and creates the existance of Dinosaurs - TIME being the continuous formation of singularity at the string theory level. |
| #2FireclaveFeb 05, 2010 23:16:44 | 2. The Ice Age! |
| #3dragomFeb 05, 2010 23:18:23 | Reduced carbon in the atmosphere cooling the planet till it lacked both sufficient flora and warmth to support cold blooded mega-fauna. The real dangers of global warming is tree's destroying our precious sky-scrapers and super energetic monitor lizards devouring us as we try to nap through the hottest parts of the day... |
| #4Robin_HoodlumFeb 06, 2010 5:41:38 | Socialism. Socialism killed the dinosaurs. And there is no such thing as global warming as prophesized by Al Gore. |
| #5modern_iconoclastFeb 06, 2010 14:08:43 | They were too big to fit in Noah's Ark? Edit: there, your proof of global warming |
| #6darkspartanFeb 06, 2010 14:50:10 |
Currently accepted theory says that the Dinosaurs were warm-blooded at the time of their demise. Early examples of True Dinosaruia may or may not have been cold-blooded, but all of the later, larger examples would have had to be warm-blooded. Especially when you fet such examples as Deionychus, Tyrannosaurus Rex, and Diplodocus. Diplodocus's (and those of most other Apatosaurs) were entirely too long for a a cold-blooded heart to force blood through. Track evidence at the Smithsonian indicates that Deionychus could make speed up to ninety-ish kph for extended periods, and T. Rex had a stature and gait impossible for a cold-blooded critter. If I remember correctly, there are no upright-standing reptiles. They all spend the majority of their time on their bellies. There are some examples that can stand and run, but none can do more than short(less than 50 meters) sprints. -Sarena |
| #7Cpt_MichaFeb 06, 2010 14:54:24 | Super Volcano+Meteor= ****ed Dinosaurs. |
| #8dragomFeb 06, 2010 15:10:10 |
And the world was 10 degree's warmer back then. It sucks being cold-blooded right now because the world is cold. It was great back then because the air was blood-warm and being cold-blooded was the only way to move around in the daylight without over heating. And I'm not going to say they was cold-blooded with the open chamber heart, they where probably cold-blooded and closed chambered. And yes I do acknowledge that there were most likely unknown and unrepeated advances in saurian biology in the last 100 million years of Dinosaur evolution. |
| #9mynameisjakeFeb 06, 2010 15:12:54 | Dragonborn sorceror who miscast the Locate City Bomb? |
| #10oxybeFeb 06, 2010 18:19:28 | as long as that sorc was using wild magic. my theory? yo momma. ![]() |
| #11pbnFeb 06, 2010 19:13:13 | Fry: What really killed the dinosaurs? The Huge Brain: Me! |
| #12oxybeFeb 06, 2010 19:15:37 | Fry: What really killed the dinosaurs? CURSE YOU GLEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX! |
| #13brianusaFeb 07, 2010 0:45:38 | The dinosaurs were largely a product of the evolutionary development per the function of continental drift. When their territory expanded as a part of the others, diseases developed...and there was less immunity in the anti-bodies of their blood. So they were declining in large numbers before the event, which brought about a dominance from mammals later. However, a lot of Christians have been perplexed by chromosome mapping in recent years, enough say...to relate the 'Out of Eden' argument in a time period roughly equivalent to the The Deluge. This 10,000 BC time frame of another impact in North America and the end of the ice age, is around the time of written history in a sense, because the oral tradition let's them honor death in various ways, like the ages of antiquities in the cradle of civilization... ...plus deal with the stone age of 15 million years, not roughly 2.5 million when the hunter/gathers started, and thus the assimilation of Neaderthal....when the wheat and other grains, like hops and millet came around. These things like disease, steel, and clover/potatoes. Green Manure. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d... It's a passing of culture too. |
| #14Tony_VargasFeb 07, 2010 0:56:08 | Follow the money. As yourself 'who benefits?' What happened to all those dead dinosaurs: they became /oil/. Someday in the future, time travel technology may be developed. Who would have the money to do that kind of research: the oil companies. Clearly, in the future, in order to assure their past profitability, the oil companies bankroll time travel, and go back in time to kill the dinosaurs, so they'll become oil. |
| #15calronmoonflowerFeb 07, 2010 1:28:12 | The common cold. |
| #16grumpyceltFeb 07, 2010 1:30:46 | As part of a SkyNet/Terminator time travel plot, Cpt_Micha went back and killed all the dinos. |
| #17ADHadhFeb 07, 2010 4:05:49 | ![]() |
| #18pluisjenFeb 07, 2010 10:37:20 | Follow the money. As yourself 'who benefits?' What happened to all those dead dinosaurs: they became /oil/. This is genius. Best one so far xD |
| #19The-Mage-KingFeb 07, 2010 13:13:52 | For that, you will pay. Collateral damage from a fight with the Anti-Spiral. |
| #20jailbreakerFeb 07, 2010 13:28:46 | My most recent sneeze. |
| #21corudaeFeb 07, 2010 14:15:13 | They were the main antagonist in God's D&D campaign, and his players reached Epic Tier. The battle was glorious. |
| #22oxybeFeb 07, 2010 14:31:17 | a wizard did it. this one:![]() and since we all know that stegosauruses were not too bright this one had just enough knowledge to be dangeresque. also, he was a 2nd ed wild mage. |
| #23richardpbnFeb 08, 2010 19:27:57 | www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWCVhi7sQjY |
| #24ian.thomsonFeb 08, 2010 20:22:52 | God didn't feel like converting them to 4e. |
| #25Cpt_MichaFeb 08, 2010 21:43:50 | As part of a SkyNet/Terminator time travel plot, Cpt_Micha went back and killed all the dinos. Aaall be back. |
| #26ADHadhFeb 09, 2010 5:56:30 | www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWCVhi7sQjY They went on a quest to find a funny Family Guy episode. |
| #27boraxeFeb 09, 2010 8:23:23 | Fry: What really killed the dinosaurs? Curse you! |
| #28zombie_babiesFeb 09, 2010 9:11:51 | Nothing killed the dinosaurs cuz they never existed. How easily are you duped by what 'they' tell you? |
| #29idhrinielFeb 11, 2010 6:21:06 | The Gremlins. |
| #30dragomFeb 12, 2010 17:58:38 | They passed a law allowing yellow green and red green t-rex's to marry and then god smote them? Something something best nation on earth with the best government, yee-ha? |
| #31MechaliburFeb 13, 2010 14:03:00 | They never really existed in the first place. It's all a conspiracy. |
| #32ADHadhFeb 13, 2010 16:43:45 | They looked into the future and decided to not bother. |
| #33DragoncatFeb 14, 2010 2:22:03 | Mr. Mammal. In the Conservatory. With the Candlestick. |
| #34warfeindFeb 14, 2010 2:41:11 | Cleary everyone knows it was Chuck Norris. At least I thought everyone knew it was Chuck. |
| #35Cpt_MichaFeb 16, 2010 8:08:47 | Cleary everyone knows it was Chuck Norris. At least I thought everyone knew it was Chuck. No. It was purely Shepard from Mass Effect. Not even Chuck Norris could stop Shepard. |