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1001 D&D Pick-Up Lines

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
pigknight
Jul 16, 2008 17:59:39 Post your D&D pick-up lines.

1) I wanna explore your dungeon with my dragon.
2) Are you an Azer, 'cause you're on fire.
#2
thejade
Jul 16, 2008 18:18:44 3. "Well, to answer you question, yes this is actually a rod of lordly might in my pocket, but can't I also just be excited to see you as well?"

4. "So, delve around here often?"

5. "Those lips... those eyes... those tentacles..."

6. "What's up, baby. My name is Lancelot, as in a lotta lance. Can you dig that?"

7. "It doesn't bother me that you're a half-fiend if you can live with the fact that I'm a were-horny toad."

8. "You know, milady, normally I'm not into dwarves, but your beard seems to have entangled my arm, so... I guess I'm technically into you."

9. "Not to color your first impression of me, sweetness, but let it be known that I pooled all of my ability points in dexterity, constitution, and charisma and I joined a knights of the ecstatic lady prestige class, going so far as to take proficiency in two-handed tongue wielding."
#3
insaneengineer
Jul 16, 2008 20:09:27 10: was your dad a thieves guild master, because he stole the twinkle of the stars and put them in your eyes

11: whats a cleric of (god of love of your choice) doing in a dungeon like this
#4
pigknight
Jul 16, 2008 20:33:40 12: I mad skillz with my mage hand.
#5
farmer42_dup
Jul 16, 2008 20:37:31 13. Hey, babe, I think you just lit my everburning torch.
#6
mr_seth
Jul 16, 2008 21:22:07 14. "So, are you a half-minotaur, or are you just-" (Note: This pick-up line has never been completely spoken by anyone. It either ends here with a slap, or a half-minotaur pops up and starts screaming at the speaker that he is tired of racial profiling.)

15. "Wanna see my Handy Haversack?"

16. "Some adventurers need to go out and buy a ten-foot pole to complete their equipment. Not me!"

17. "Once you go halfling, there's no going back...ling."
#7
tigervirgo
Jul 16, 2008 21:36:57 18. "Yes, it is true about Centaurs. We are hung like a horse."
#8
calronmoonflower
Jul 17, 2008 3:15:58 19). Want to see my Rod of Wonder?
#9
Tenzhi
Jul 17, 2008 3:27:40 20) Will you be my portable hole?

21) You just targetted my heart with a magic missile of love...
#10
Kobold_Avenger
Jul 17, 2008 3:48:23 I wonder how long this thread lasts... hmm..
#11
jarisfein
Jul 17, 2008 6:53:53 22. "Say, baby, you wanna see a little trick I can do with an enlarge spell?"
#12
encara
Jul 17, 2008 8:24:20 23. "You know I can do mage hand at will now..."
#13
pigknight
Jul 17, 2008 9:06:52 24. You know I can magic missile at-will now...
#14
encara
Jul 17, 2008 9:16:41 25. You know, baby, all I need is five minutes rest between each encounter...
#15
farmer42_dup
Jul 17, 2008 12:23:04 26. You look ready to break some hearts, baby. Good thing I still have all of my healing surges.
#16
umbralknight
Jul 17, 2008 13:36:49 27. (Wizard) I might not have much of a CON score, but I do have "implement mastery", if you know what I'm saying...
#17
encara
Jul 17, 2008 13:40:59 28. Want me to show you which of my powers are Reliable?
#18
GMforPowergamers
Jul 18, 2008 8:45:54 29) what template do you have, it must give +20 cha

30)you know being an adventurer is dangerus work...This could be my last day alive
#19
saul_durian
Jul 18, 2008 23:35:08 31) You don't have to wait for the wondrous figurine to come back, I got one right down here
#20
coyoterex
Jul 19, 2008 0:27:05 32) I just failed my saving throw versus your beauty.
33) Would you like to see my special "At Will" Ability?
34) You must have quite a movement bonus, as you have been running through my dreams all night long.
#21
ocarina_guy
Jul 21, 2008 0:03:08 35. Your Stealth mod must be horrilbe, because I can't keep my eyes off of you.

36. Are you a psion (telepath)? 'Cause you've been in my head all night.

37. Did you know that heavy armor imposes armor check penalties? You should remove it.

38. How good is your Thievery skill? 'Cause you stole my heart. Seiously.

39. Shall we go into the back and smite some evil?
#22
decapitus
Jul 21, 2008 9:04:26 40) Yes - I do live at the Tomb of Horrors. Don't worry though, that's just what my first wife called it.
41) Can I interest you in some unexpended dailys?
42) Gnome? No..I'm sort of a fey dwarf blend...oops...here comes security..maybe I'll see you at the adventure club another time..?
#23
darksavior
Jul 21, 2008 9:34:04
25. You know, baby, all I need is five minutes rest between each encounter...

This made me laugh out loud

43. Sure soda and chips make good DM bribes, but I can show you how to really make some good xp.
#24
pigknight
Jul 21, 2008 12:36:42 44. Are you a red dragon, 'cause you're on fire.
45. Are you an azer, 'cause you're on fire.
#25
Ra-Tiel
Jul 21, 2008 18:21:44 46. Are you a solo or an elite encounter? If it's the latter, can you bring your sis along?
#26
eldritch_lord
Jul 22, 2008 13:51:15 47. (Half elf) "You know, I'm part elf. Do you have any elf in you? No? Well, would you like some?"

48. (Caster) "I have at-will and encounter powers now, so I can keep going all day long."

49. "No need to worry about the 5-minute workday with me!"
#27
nowiwantmydmg
Jul 22, 2008 14:04:54 50. "Come on babe light my astral fire"
51. "Care to show me what dragonboobs are for?"
#28
encara
Jul 22, 2008 14:05:49
This made me laugh out loud

Good, it's always good to know when I bring a smile to someone :D

50. You know, my Staff Implement mastery isn't just a class feature...
#29
kittenstew
Jul 22, 2008 14:13:53 51. I can make you scream "Oh Pelor!" over and over ...
#30
Ra-Tiel
Jul 22, 2008 20:16:53 52. Are you a wizard? You have some pretty impressive orbs right there.
#31
pigknight
Jul 22, 2008 21:04:54 52. (3.x) I have a staff of miracle. Wanna try it out?
#32
melchizedek
Jul 22, 2008 21:16:07 Hey baby, I'm a halfling. You'd be amazed what I can do standing up.
#33
encara
Jul 24, 2008 8:37:59 (Resetting numbers to correct value)

55. You know, this ain't my only magic longsword...
#34
ocarina_guy
Jul 24, 2008 21:24:43 56. The recommended party size is five. But for what I propose, two is all we need.

57. I still have an action point left.

58. You know what they say: good tonguework is the sign of a good Diplomacy modifier.

59. I see perfect tens all the time, but you're the first natural 20.

60. You know, a high Charisma isn't just good for spellcasting.

61. Do you have the Great Cleave feat? (Anyone read OotS?)

62. If you push the right button, my rod of lordly might might extend.
#35
arclord2000
Aug 01, 2008 22:11:05 A contest and voting of the best pickup line was done awhile back elsewhere and the winning line was:

"How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the room?"

Therefore, I feel a DnD modified version should be made for this.
#36
grod_the_giant
Aug 01, 2008 22:56:40 63. "Hey babe, you must be the bard/cleric/paladin/charisma using class...'cause you've got more Charisma then the rest of us combined!"

how's that, acrlord2000?

64. "Yeah, I took weapon focus last level. Guess what in."

65. "You must be an eladrin, 'cause you're downright unearthly!" (ehh...maybe not so great).
#37
pigknight
Aug 02, 2008 0:10:33 66. I'm a rogue. I am good at getting in and out.
#38
Qube
Aug 02, 2008 2:50:17 67. yes, its true, since 4ed halfing are 'larger'

68. hey baby, you must be the nymph preview from the next monster manual...
#39
falstyr
Aug 02, 2008 3:10:32
A contest and voting of the best pickup line was done awhile back elsewhere and the winning line was:

"How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the room?"

Therefore, I feel a DnD modified version should be made for this.

*cough*
Ok I'll give it a go...

"How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in my dungeon?"

Well that wasn't difficult o.O
#40
ADHadh
Aug 02, 2008 9:37:03 69. "Don't worry girl, I ain't using a bastard sword!"
#41
darkcyril
Aug 03, 2008 3:04:26 70. (Cleric) You know, Marvin Gaye isn't the only one who knows a few things about "sexual healing."
#42
green_girl
Aug 03, 2008 22:37:16
*cough*
Ok I'll give it a go...

"How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in my dungeon?"

Well that wasn't difficult o.O

It could also go as something like:

"How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in my gaming table?"

Funnier if there's only one girl in your group.
#43
stardrifter
Aug 04, 2008 0:10:13 72. (fighter) You know, I took two handed weapon training for a reason.

73. (feylock) You know, baby, if you're real nice, you can see my eldritch rain (I know, that's really wrong)

74. (cleric) wanna see my lance of faith?
#44
Keiichi_m
Sep 04, 2008 4:14:47 75. "Hey baby, Alchemy may not be a class skill for me, but my sense motive check tells me there may definantly be some chemistry between the two of us"
#45
boj0
Sep 04, 2008 9:57:21 76. (Elf/Eladrin) You know we live for hundreds of years, right? How long do you think foreplay lasts? ;)

77. Rogues do it from behind

78. Do you know what I can do with a +25 bonus to Endurance and Athletics?
#46
the_jew
Sep 04, 2008 12:24:58 (3e) you know I can polymorph into anyone you want
how much does a white dragon weight... enough to break the ice high I am (place characters name here)
how do you like being the most beautiful girl on my gaming table.
#47
the_jew
Sep 04, 2008 12:26:02 I would slay the entire party just to see you smile.
#48
merlync70
Sep 04, 2008 22:46:06 79. Slide on over here baby and lets get prone, my effect may immobilize you!
#49
LadyNeferRa
Nov 25, 2008 23:53:56 80 Fighter to Tavern Wench: Hey baby, what's your alignment? Mine's vertical!

Yeah, I know. You've heard it before. :D
#50
battlestarwarlock
Nov 26, 2008 0:37:15 Hilarity!!!

Just a suggestion boys...any pick up line containing the words "gaming table" is likely to fail ;)

Best: 32) I just failed my saving throw versus your beauty. <- that one's funny.

Also, the implement lines are weaksauce...any *player* knows it's not the size of the implement but how it is used.
#51
stardrifter
Nov 26, 2008 9:00:16 All those angels in the astral sea must be lost, because their queen is standing in front of me.
#52
jasonorlandohawk
Nov 26, 2008 14:13:02 Actual Pick-Up Line Used by a former member of my Gaming Group to hit on Female member of the same group:

"Check out the size of my dice pool."

We didn't let him live that one down for over a year.
#53
Talae
Nov 26, 2008 17:24:24 Fixing the number we are on:

87. Once you go Gnome, you won't ever want to go home.
88. These may be miniature, but I can show you something that isn't.
89. How would you like to be my next Tie-fling?
90. Were your armor leggings recently buffed, because I can see myself in them.
91. So, my buddies and I have a bet going...could you tell us what Dragonborn breasts are really used for?
92. I seem to have lost my bed at the inn, mind if I borrow yours?
93. That is great adventuring gear...it would look even better on my floor.
94. Drop that zero and come with this adventuring hero.
95. I'm afraid of the dark, could you come with me into the dark dungeon?
96. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that knocked me prone. 97. Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement... (stereotypes ftw)
98. (at the local inn) Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
#54
That_Blasted_Somoflange
Nov 26, 2008 17:38:30 99. I'm the original Immovable Shaft

100. Wanna play Scabbard and sword?
#55
metal_aged
Nov 27, 2008 15:42:53 101

"I'm really attracted to you, you're smart, beautiful, everything I need. Lets have sex.

Afterwards... we can, you know, play a session of Planescape. "
#56
ixien_kothar
Nov 28, 2008 14:21:29
59. I see perfect tens all the time, but you're the first natural 20.

That's the best one so far.
#57
mccloud
Nov 28, 2008 22:36:12 If we don't tie the knot, i might just consider this a fling.
#58
dremik-the-taupe
Nov 29, 2008 9:49:18
*cough*
Ok I'll give it a go...

"How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in my dungeon?"

Well that wasn't difficult o.O

Or, if two people are swallowed whole, you may as well make the best of it:

"How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the dragon?"
#59
LadyNeferRa
Nov 29, 2008 21:47:58
All those angels in the astral sea must be lost, because their queen is standing in front of me.

*sigh* Very romantic.

See a line like that will make her either smile or laugh. Either way, you win. :D
#60
ADHadh
Nov 30, 2008 4:35:18
*sigh* Very romantic.

See a line like that will make her either smile or laugh. Either way, you win. :D

Or it would be if angels weren't faceless, legless anthropomorphic personifications of ideas such as vengeance or battle in D&D :P
#61
pigknight
Nov 30, 2008 11:15:09 ^ He has a point.
#62
hanzo187
Nov 30, 2008 18:04:23 102. Ninja means "man who endures". Wanna find out why?

103. I may not be a succubus, but you'll still die happy. (I know, stupid)

104. (Wearing plate armor) Don't worry, I brought protection. (yet another stupid one)

105. YOU'RE kinky? HAH!! I've got dimensional shackles!

106. I'm a ninja, baby. I may not carry big weapons, but I know how to use my equipment.

107. That +4 bonus with daggers ain't just for combat, honey.
#63
the_jew
Dec 01, 2008 15:38:41 This was taken from my old schools debate teams top pick up lines but I think it can work here as well.

"nice shoes want to ****."
#64
pandurai
Dec 01, 2008 20:27:50 108. On a scale of 1 to 10 you are over 9000!

109. You have 5 copper? Cuz I got a foot long! (insert hip thrust here.)
#65
stardrifter
Dec 02, 2008 2:45:39
^ He has a point.

possibly, but how many women are going to know that??? And if they do, that just opens the door for a DnD conversation with a girl gamer, so still win.
#66
orenthes
Dec 02, 2008 17:39:52 110. "Screw the hand of vecna, I've got something else"

111. "I'm a wizard in more than one way, beautiful"

112. "Want to see how good your endurance really is?"

113. "Want to make an attack of opportunity on me?"

114. "As a wizard, I can make your trousers disappear"

115. "(Dragonborn) Hey honey, want to see how scaly ones get it on?"

116. " (Gnome) That's right baby, I'm a monster"
#67
orenthes
Dec 03, 2008 19:34:47 Please don't tell me that I killed this thread.
#68
melchizedek
Dec 03, 2008 21:47:42 (to a cleric or paladin): Wanna come back to my place and exercise the demon?
#69
fenrisrolfe
Dec 03, 2008 22:02:18 You look like you could use a little lay on hands.

Channel Divinity? No, but I'm looking at it.

Let me show you the meaning of elven accuracy.
#70
dremik-the-taupe
Dec 04, 2008 16:23:44
116. " (Gnome) That's right baby, I'm a monster"

Best line on the whole thread. We have a winner, everyone.
#71
darantei
Dec 05, 2008 16:14:47 (female) This dungeon's damp, but it sure ain't cold...
#72
orenthes
Dec 05, 2008 22:46:16
Best line on the whole thread. We have a winner, everyone.

Well thank you

118. I am the Jack of ALL Trades
#73
burnout
Dec 06, 2008 8:55:56 119. I can power attack all night long....
#74
hanzo187
Dec 06, 2008 21:39:27 120. I must be vulnerable to radiant, 'cause I'm staring at a goddess.

121. Intelligence isn't MY dump stat.

122. It's all right. I've got a phasing weapon.

123. Woah, be careful. It's a thunderburst weapon.
#75
pigknight
Dec 06, 2008 22:07:59 124. My vampiric touch might leave you limp.
#76
duel_masta
Dec 07, 2008 23:11:14 125: (3.5e) Hey, babe you must have a +999999 on Profession: Farmer those melons are huge
126: Hey, babe you must be a druid those hooters are HUGE
127: (3.5e) Hey, babe you must be a druid or have a +999999 bonus to Profession:Farmer that ass(idiot translation: donkey) is nice.
128: Are you an elf?

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 pigknight Jul 16, 2008 17:59:39	Post your D&D pick-up lines. 1) I wanna explore your dungeon with my dragon. 2) Are you an Azer, 'cause you're on fire.
#2 thejade Jul 16, 2008 18:18:44	3. "Well, to answer you question, yes this is actually a rod of lordly might in my pocket, but can't I also just be excited to see you as well?" 4. "So, delve around here often?" 5. "Those lips... those eyes... those tentacles..." 6. "What's up, baby. My name is Lancelot, as in a lotta lance. Can you dig that?" 7. "It doesn't bother me that you're a half-fiend if you can live with the fact that I'm a were-horny toad." 8. "You know, milady, normally I'm not into dwarves, but your beard seems to have entangled my arm, so... I guess I'm technically into you." 9. "Not to color your first impression of me, sweetness, but let it be known that I pooled all of my ability points in dexterity, constitution, and charisma and I joined a knights of the ecstatic lady prestige class, going so far as to take proficiency in two-handed tongue wielding."
#3 insaneengineer Jul 16, 2008 20:09:27	10: was your dad a thieves guild master, because he stole the twinkle of the stars and put them in your eyes 11: whats a cleric of (god of love of your choice) doing in a dungeon like this
#4 pigknight Jul 16, 2008 20:33:40	12: I mad skillz with my mage hand.
#5 farmer42_dup Jul 16, 2008 20:37:31	13. Hey, babe, I think you just lit my everburning torch.
#6 mr_seth Jul 16, 2008 21:22:07	14. "So, are you a half-minotaur, or are you just-" (Note: This pick-up line has never been completely spoken by anyone. It either ends here with a slap, or a half-minotaur pops up and starts screaming at the speaker that he is tired of racial profiling.) 15. "Wanna see my Handy Haversack?" 16. "Some adventurers need to go out and buy a ten-foot pole to complete their equipment. Not me!" 17. "Once you go halfling, there's no going back...ling."
#7 tigervirgo Jul 16, 2008 21:36:57	18. "Yes, it is true about Centaurs. We are hung like a horse."
#8 calronmoonflower Jul 17, 2008 3:15:58	19). Want to see my Rod of Wonder?
#9 Tenzhi Jul 17, 2008 3:27:40	20) Will you be my portable hole? 21) You just targetted my heart with a magic missile of love...
#10 Kobold_Avenger Jul 17, 2008 3:48:23	I wonder how long this thread lasts... hmm..
#11 jarisfein Jul 17, 2008 6:53:53	22. "Say, baby, you wanna see a little trick I can do with an enlarge spell?"
#12 encara Jul 17, 2008 8:24:20	23. "You know I can do mage hand at will now..."
#13 pigknight Jul 17, 2008 9:06:52	24. You know I can magic missile at-will now...
#14 encara Jul 17, 2008 9:16:41	25. You know, baby, all I need is five minutes rest between each encounter...
#15 farmer42_dup Jul 17, 2008 12:23:04	26. You look ready to break some hearts, baby. Good thing I still have all of my healing surges.
#16 umbralknight Jul 17, 2008 13:36:49	27. (Wizard) I might not have much of a CON score, but I do have "implement mastery", if you know what I'm saying...
#17 encara Jul 17, 2008 13:40:59	28. Want me to show you which of my powers are Reliable?
#18 GMforPowergamers Jul 18, 2008 8:45:54	29) what template do you have, it must give +20 cha 30)you know being an adventurer is dangerus work...This could be my last day alive
#19 saul_durian Jul 18, 2008 23:35:08	31) You don't have to wait for the wondrous figurine to come back, I got one right down here
#20 coyoterex Jul 19, 2008 0:27:05	32) I just failed my saving throw versus your beauty. 33) Would you like to see my special "At Will" Ability? 34) You must have quite a movement bonus, as you have been running through my dreams all night long.
#21 ocarina_guy Jul 21, 2008 0:03:08	35. Your Stealth mod must be horrilbe, because I can't keep my eyes off of you. 36. Are you a psion (telepath)? 'Cause you've been in my head all night. 37. Did you know that heavy armor imposes armor check penalties? You should remove it. 38. How good is your Thievery skill? 'Cause you stole my heart. Seiously. 39. Shall we go into the back and smite some evil?
#22 decapitus Jul 21, 2008 9:04:26	40) Yes - I do live at the Tomb of Horrors. Don't worry though, that's just what my first wife called it. 41) Can I interest you in some unexpended dailys? 42) Gnome? No..I'm sort of a fey dwarf blend...oops...here comes security..maybe I'll see you at the adventure club another time..?
#23 darksavior Jul 21, 2008 9:34:04	25. You know, baby, all I need is five minutes rest between each encounter... This made me laugh out loud 43. Sure soda and chips make good DM bribes, but I can show you how to really make some good xp.
#24 pigknight Jul 21, 2008 12:36:42	44. Are you a red dragon, 'cause you're on fire. 45. Are you an azer, 'cause you're on fire.
#25 Ra-Tiel Jul 21, 2008 18:21:44	46. Are you a solo or an elite encounter? If it's the latter, can you bring your sis along?
#26 eldritch_lord Jul 22, 2008 13:51:15	47. (Half elf) "You know, I'm part elf. Do you have any elf in you? No? Well, would you like some?" 48. (Caster) "I have at-will and encounter powers now, so I can keep going all day long." 49. "No need to worry about the 5-minute workday with me!"
#27 nowiwantmydmg Jul 22, 2008 14:04:54	50. "Come on babe light my astral fire" 51. "Care to show me what dragonboobs are for?"
#28 encara Jul 22, 2008 14:05:49	This made me laugh out loud Good, it's always good to know when I bring a smile to someone :D 50. You know, my Staff Implement mastery isn't just a class feature...
#29 kittenstew Jul 22, 2008 14:13:53	51. I can make you scream "Oh Pelor!" over and over ...
#30 Ra-Tiel Jul 22, 2008 20:16:53	52. Are you a wizard? You have some pretty impressive orbs right there.
#31 pigknight Jul 22, 2008 21:04:54	52. (3.x) I have a staff of miracle. Wanna try it out?
#32 melchizedek Jul 22, 2008 21:16:07	Hey baby, I'm a halfling. You'd be amazed what I can do standing up.
#33 encara Jul 24, 2008 8:37:59	(Resetting numbers to correct value) 55. You know, this ain't my only magic longsword...
#34 ocarina_guy Jul 24, 2008 21:24:43	56. The recommended party size is five. But for what I propose, two is all we need. 57. I still have an action point left. 58. You know what they say: good tonguework is the sign of a good Diplomacy modifier. 59. I see perfect tens all the time, but you're the first natural 20. 60. You know, a high Charisma isn't just good for spellcasting. 61. Do you have the Great Cleave feat? (Anyone read OotS?) 62. If you push the right button, my rod of lordly might might extend.
#35 arclord2000 Aug 01, 2008 22:11:05	A contest and voting of the best pickup line was done awhile back elsewhere and the winning line was: "How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the room?" Therefore, I feel a DnD modified version should be made for this.
#36 grod_the_giant Aug 01, 2008 22:56:40	63. "Hey babe, you must be the bard/cleric/paladin/charisma using class...'cause you've got more Charisma then the rest of us combined!" how's that, acrlord2000? 64. "Yeah, I took weapon focus last level. Guess what in." 65. "You must be an eladrin, 'cause you're downright unearthly!" (ehh...maybe not so great).
#37 pigknight Aug 02, 2008 0:10:33	66. I'm a rogue. I am good at getting in and out.
#38 Qube Aug 02, 2008 2:50:17	67. yes, its true, since 4ed halfing are 'larger' 68. hey baby, you must be the nymph preview from the next monster manual...
#39 falstyr Aug 02, 2008 3:10:32	A contest and voting of the best pickup line was done awhile back elsewhere and the winning line was: "How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the room?" Therefore, I feel a DnD modified version should be made for this. cough Ok I'll give it a go... "How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in my dungeon?" Well that wasn't difficult o.O
#40 ADHadh Aug 02, 2008 9:37:03	69. "Don't worry girl, I ain't using a bastard sword!"
#41 darkcyril Aug 03, 2008 3:04:26	70. (Cleric) You know, Marvin Gaye isn't the only one who knows a few things about "sexual healing."
#42 green_girl Aug 03, 2008 22:37:16	cough Ok I'll give it a go... "How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in my dungeon?" Well that wasn't difficult o.O It could also go as something like: "How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in my gaming table?" Funnier if there's only one girl in your group.
#43 stardrifter Aug 04, 2008 0:10:13	72. (fighter) You know, I took two handed weapon training for a reason. 73. (feylock) You know, baby, if you're real nice, you can see my eldritch rain (I know, that's really wrong) 74. (cleric) wanna see my lance of faith?
#44 Keiichi_m Sep 04, 2008 4:14:47	75. "Hey baby, Alchemy may not be a class skill for me, but my sense motive check tells me there may definantly be some chemistry between the two of us"
#45 boj0 Sep 04, 2008 9:57:21	76. (Elf/Eladrin) You know we live for hundreds of years, right? How long do you think foreplay lasts? ;) 77. Rogues do it from behind 78. Do you know what I can do with a +25 bonus to Endurance and Athletics?
#46 the_jew Sep 04, 2008 12:24:58	(3e) you know I can polymorph into anyone you want how much does a white dragon weight... enough to break the ice high I am (place characters name here) how do you like being the most beautiful girl on my gaming table.
#47 the_jew Sep 04, 2008 12:26:02	I would slay the entire party just to see you smile.
#48 merlync70 Sep 04, 2008 22:46:06	79. Slide on over here baby and lets get prone, my effect may immobilize you!
#49 LadyNeferRa Nov 25, 2008 23:53:56	80 Fighter to Tavern Wench: Hey baby, what's your alignment? Mine's vertical! Yeah, I know. You've heard it before. :D
#50 battlestarwarlock Nov 26, 2008 0:37:15	Hilarity!!! Just a suggestion boys...any pick up line containing the words "gaming table" is likely to fail ;) Best: 32) I just failed my saving throw versus your beauty. <- that one's funny. Also, the implement lines are weaksauce...any player knows it's not the size of the implement but how it is used.
#51 stardrifter Nov 26, 2008 9:00:16	All those angels in the astral sea must be lost, because their queen is standing in front of me.
#52 jasonorlandohawk Nov 26, 2008 14:13:02	Actual Pick-Up Line Used by a former member of my Gaming Group to hit on Female member of the same group: "Check out the size of my dice pool." We didn't let him live that one down for over a year.
#53 Talae Nov 26, 2008 17:24:24	Fixing the number we are on: 87. Once you go Gnome, you won't ever want to go home. 88. These may be miniature, but I can show you something that isn't. 89. How would you like to be my next Tie-fling? 90. Were your armor leggings recently buffed, because I can see myself in them. 91. So, my buddies and I have a bet going...could you tell us what Dragonborn breasts are really used for? 92. I seem to have lost my bed at the inn, mind if I borrow yours? 93. That is great adventuring gear...it would look even better on my floor. 94. Drop that zero and come with this adventuring hero. 95. I'm afraid of the dark, could you come with me into the dark dungeon? 96. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that knocked me prone. 97. Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement... (stereotypes ftw) 98. (at the local inn) Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
#54 That_Blasted_Somoflange Nov 26, 2008 17:38:30	99. I'm the original Immovable Shaft 100. Wanna play Scabbard and sword?
#55 metal_aged Nov 27, 2008 15:42:53	101 "I'm really attracted to you, you're smart, beautiful, everything I need. Lets have sex. Afterwards... we can, you know, play a session of Planescape. "
#56 ixien_kothar Nov 28, 2008 14:21:29	59. I see perfect tens all the time, but you're the first natural 20. That's the best one so far.
#57 mccloud Nov 28, 2008 22:36:12	If we don't tie the knot, i might just consider this a fling.
#58 dremik-the-taupe Nov 29, 2008 9:49:18	cough Ok I'll give it a go... "How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in my dungeon?" Well that wasn't difficult o.O Or, if two people are swallowed whole, you may as well make the best of it: "How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the dragon?"
#59 LadyNeferRa Nov 29, 2008 21:47:58	All those angels in the astral sea must be lost, because their queen is standing in front of me. sigh Very romantic. See a line like that will make her either smile or laugh. Either way, you win. :D
#60 ADHadh Nov 30, 2008 4:35:18	sigh Very romantic. See a line like that will make her either smile or laugh. Either way, you win. :D Or it would be if angels weren't faceless, legless anthropomorphic personifications of ideas such as vengeance or battle in D&D :P
#61 pigknight Nov 30, 2008 11:15:09	^ He has a point.
#62 hanzo187 Nov 30, 2008 18:04:23	102. Ninja means "man who endures". Wanna find out why? 103. I may not be a succubus, but you'll still die happy. (I know, stupid) 104. (Wearing plate armor) Don't worry, I brought protection. (yet another stupid one) 105. YOU'RE kinky? HAH!! I've got dimensional shackles! 106. I'm a ninja, baby. I may not carry big weapons, but I know how to use my equipment. 107. That +4 bonus with daggers ain't just for combat, honey.
#63 the_jew Dec 01, 2008 15:38:41	This was taken from my old schools debate teams top pick up lines but I think it can work here as well. "nice shoes want to ****."
#64 pandurai Dec 01, 2008 20:27:50	108. On a scale of 1 to 10 you are over 9000! 109. You have 5 copper? Cuz I got a foot long! (insert hip thrust here.)
#65 stardrifter Dec 02, 2008 2:45:39	^ He has a point. possibly, but how many women are going to know that??? And if they do, that just opens the door for a DnD conversation with a girl gamer, so still win.
#66 orenthes Dec 02, 2008 17:39:52	110. "Screw the hand of vecna, I've got something else" 111. "I'm a wizard in more than one way, beautiful" 112. "Want to see how good your endurance really is?" 113. "Want to make an attack of opportunity on me?" 114. "As a wizard, I can make your trousers disappear" 115. "(Dragonborn) Hey honey, want to see how scaly ones get it on?" 116. " (Gnome) That's right baby, I'm a monster"
#67 orenthes Dec 03, 2008 19:34:47	Please don't tell me that I killed this thread.
#68 melchizedek Dec 03, 2008 21:47:42	(to a cleric or paladin): Wanna come back to my place and exercise the demon?
#69 fenrisrolfe Dec 03, 2008 22:02:18	You look like you could use a little lay on hands. Channel Divinity? No, but I'm looking at it. Let me show you the meaning of elven accuracy.
#70 dremik-the-taupe Dec 04, 2008 16:23:44	116. " (Gnome) That's right baby, I'm a monster" Best line on the whole thread. We have a winner, everyone.
#71 darantei Dec 05, 2008 16:14:47	(female) This dungeon's damp, but it sure ain't cold...
#72 orenthes Dec 05, 2008 22:46:16	Best line on the whole thread. We have a winner, everyone. Well thank you 118. I am the Jack of ALL Trades
#73 burnout Dec 06, 2008 8:55:56	119. I can power attack all night long....
#74 hanzo187 Dec 06, 2008 21:39:27	120. I must be vulnerable to radiant, 'cause I'm staring at a goddess. 121. Intelligence isn't MY dump stat. 122. It's all right. I've got a phasing weapon. 123. Woah, be careful. It's a thunderburst weapon.
#75 pigknight Dec 06, 2008 22:07:59	124. My vampiric touch might leave you limp.
#76 duel_masta Dec 07, 2008 23:11:14	125: (3.5e) Hey, babe you must have a +999999 on Profession: Farmer those melons are huge 126: Hey, babe you must be a druid those hooters are HUGE 127: (3.5e) Hey, babe you must be a druid or have a +999999 bonus to Profession:Farmer that ass(idiot translation: donkey) is nice. 128: Are you an elf?