Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 pigknight Dec 16, 2008 8:06:30	List your favorite D&D Propoganda. Ranging from D&D itself to anti-4e. 1. 4e = No roleplaying. 2. 4e is like WoW (it's actually like Guild Wars). 3. Only girly men play 4e. 4. 4e, more like $e. 5. Forget 4e, real geeks play 3.5. 6. Forget 4e, real men play 3.5. 7. Hot girls play 3.5. 8. Hitler plays 4e.
#2 MusicOfCreation Dec 16, 2008 8:14:22	8. Hitler plays 4e. Does Godwin's Law apply if he is mentioned in the OP?
#3 Cpt_Micha Dec 16, 2008 9:46:34	9.Hot Girls play 4e. 10.You will get laid if you play 4e. 11. You will be good at sports if you play 4e. 12. You will be too energetic for normal sports if you play 4e. (See who gets the reference)
#4 baneofelves Dec 16, 2008 11:51:04	9.Hot Girls play 4e. 10.You will get laid if you play 4e. 11. You will be good at sports if you play 4e. 12. You will be too energetic for normal sports if you play 4e. (See who gets the reference) those are all from the brawndo commercial on the 'net, right?
#5 Cpt_Micha Dec 16, 2008 13:11:35	Not the last two... you can find it on youtube.... it's quite possibly the only thing that makes me laugh on youtube. Also contains a quote. "When god gives you lemons." "YOU FIND A NEW GOD" and RAWBERRY.
#6 doomsought Dec 16, 2008 13:26:37	13. 4ed helps role play 14. balance is necessary to have a good and fun game. 15. 4ed is the most balanced game eva! 16. 3ed is completely unbalanced and impossible to play.
#7 EscherEnigma Dec 16, 2008 13:34:00	17. 4e: NPC generation made easy 18. 4e: Monster Manuals that are meant for table play 19: 4e: Recognizing that fun != byzantine grapple rules 20: 3.x: Character generation is interesting and fun! 21: 3.x: My character is just how I want it. (In case you didn't guess, I'm of the opinion that 4e is made for GMs, 3.x for players)
#8 pigknight Dec 16, 2008 17:10:49	3.5 is more customizable, but I'm a DM so....
#9 baneofelves Dec 16, 2008 17:16:09	23) D&D makes you a violent, angry person and causes you to have problems at home 24) D&D makes you worship the devil
#10 brotherjgizmo Dec 16, 2008 17:19:39	25) 4e is selling poorly 26) Gary Gygax died because of 4e 27) EVERYBODY loves 3e 28) 3e Combats are shorter 29) There is no edition war 30) 4e Wizard is a Sorcerer
#11 ciaran Dec 16, 2008 17:53:53	31) Barbarians should be hairy no matter the edition. If your barbarian is not then it is a fighter.
#12 Dark_Stryke Dec 16, 2008 19:11:12	9.Hot Girls play 4e. 10.You will get laid if you play 4e. 11. You will be good at sports if you play 4e. 12. You will be too energetic for normal sports if you play 4e. (See who gets the reference) Power Thirst, ROCKET EDITION! In new flavors like MANANA! FIZZ-B****! And, GUN!
#13 minja_dup Dec 16, 2008 20:45:24	32) 3.5 is a mature product. 33) 4.0 is a new product.
#14 Lord_Ventnor Dec 17, 2008 3:11:18	34.) Your mother rolls d12s! 35.) An overwhelming majority of people dislike 4e. 36.) 3e = powergamers. It's so obvious! 37.) I like pudding. Oh, and go buy DnD products.
#15 Cpt_Micha Dec 17, 2008 6:41:44	Power Thirst, ROCKET EDITION! In new flavors like MANANA! FIZZ-B****! And, GUN! YES!
#16 zombie_babies Dec 17, 2008 8:30:56	38) 4e is blowful. 39) 3.5 is blowful. 40) WotC is sending a black-ops team to your home to forcibly remove your 3.5 books and replace them with 4.0 stuff. 41) Just like they did to all your 3e stuff when 3.5 came out. 42) And like they did to your 2e stuff when 3.0 came out. 43) And ... 44) 4.0 is for chumps, but not chumpettes. 45) 3.5 is chumpette friendly thus making it superior.
#17 calronmoonflower Dec 18, 2008 2:43:22	46). In ink in 4E contains a mind controlling chemical. That's why the ink smudges. 47). 3.5 is Everquest. 48). 3rd is Diablo. 49). 2nd is Gauntlet.