1. The Myconids have arrisen! fungal growths are sprouting all over the continent as the myconid nation advances faster than it has ever done before, threatening to engulf everything in it's path!
Fallen gods that were stripped of their power and are being awaken by The Guild That Never was to be used as weapons to destroy the world.
4b: The God That Never Was
The original god that was driven insane and destroyed by The Dark Colossi. After The Dark Colossi are destroyed The Guild That Never Was can ressurect The God That Never Was to use as a weapon to destroy existance (but really, controlling an over-deity never works, but they're trying to destroy all existance so it isn't like they care).
Signs:
Faint: Fire spells and spell like abilities are cast at +2 caster levels.
Moderate: Anytime an object is destroyed or a creature slain, its final round of existence is effected as if by an amplify spell.
Strong: All creatures are considered to have the improved evasion ability.
Overwhelming: Michael Bay was dead the whole time. The elder evil is really M. Night Shyamalan.
7. The army of Drizzit (misspelled on purpose) clones. Everyone who has read any drizzit books pretends to be that emo elf putz.
The Myconids have arrisen! fungal growths are sprouting all over the continent as the myconid nation advances faster than it has ever done before, threatening to engulf everything in it's path!
Close, for what it's worth.
Northdark, Faerun's Underdark; there's this enormous fungal entity that spans a huge chunk of land subterraneously that they think is sentient.
Awesome_Dude: Michaelangelo was a homosexual.
I thought it was understood that both he and da Vinci were gay. The later was relatively at ease w/ it and basically a made man (safe from censore)given his immense clout and prestige, the former, not so much. Very conflicted.
And Michael Bay...heh. Nice.
I thought it was understood that both he and da Vinci were gay. The later was relatively at ease w/ it and basically a made man (safe from censore)given his immense clout and prestige, the former, not so much. Very conflicted.
I know. I was trying to make the text gradually turn postmodern, but it kind of went surreal in the last sentence.
I know. I was trying to make the text gradually turn postmodern, but it kind of went surreal in the last sentence.
Ah, say no more.
I'll try and keep up better.
No not like that!
The farm animals bred for being used as a food source gain intelligence and rise agains their masters.
Yes, it's like that
13. a wizard invokes the ancient ritual of bodily functions, which will cause every living thing on the planet to barf, belch, hiccup, yawn, sneeze, fart, poop, pee, and orgasm at the same time, effectively causing their bodies to convulse into an explosion
15. pun-pun. You lose.
16. The great blank. Things gradually fad into nothingness and holes into the astral plane appear in the most tainted areas.
Ok, the DM is a pervert.
17. Rise of the Nymphs
How is this an elder evil? This is every gamer nerds dream come true! (at least the guys. well, maybe some of the ladies too)
(makes a really tasteless dead baby joke, offending still more people)