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1001 Quotes to remember!

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#1
felldraw
Jul 22, 2009 18:19:02 I would like to challenge the community to think of 1000 and 1 quotes at least mildly linked to DnD.

1. "A barbarian is like a crocodile. You never smile at a crocodile"

Beat that!
#2
DeathByDonut
Jul 22, 2009 18:24:36 One I plan on using for my BBEG is:

2. “Forget about Good and Evil. They are of no consequence. Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.”
#3
owls_and_more_owls
Jul 22, 2009 18:28:20 3. "My fire is like a fever. I will burn the taint of evil from your body." - Dragon Sorcerer.
#4
wilwarinandamar
Jul 22, 2009 23:48:58 4. "There are two sides to every argument, and both of them are mine." (from the play Dark Ride)
#5
felldraw
Jul 23, 2009 13:58:05 5. "A familiar beats a friend any day!"
#6
puppypounder
Jul 23, 2009 21:29:37 "Captain, we don't have enough Kobolds to clog the holes! We're going to fall right out of the sky!"

It's quote that you'll never forget, and always puts a bizzare image in your mind.
#7
Mechalibur
Jul 23, 2009 22:05:36 7. Dammit Revon, I thought you had a Bag of Devouring for that sort of thing.
#8
owls_and_more_owls
Jul 23, 2009 22:25:46 8. "Necromancers are like Dragons. A**-Holes."
#9
awestriker
Jul 23, 2009 22:44:46 9. I check this brick for traps!
#10
toastedamphibian
Jul 23, 2009 23:51:03 10. Send in your skeletons. Sing as their bones go marching in, agian.
#11
oxybe
Jul 24, 2009 11:19:59 from my sig:

11) The correct answer to your problem is "fire". if fire doesn't solve your problem, you're not using enough of it.

12)My house rule number 1 is: If you're going to bring a girl then you have to bring one for everybody.

13)If it happens again, buy a puppy. Puppies don't shoot arrows at you.

14)I don't see how you reached the conclusion that 'negative' implies 'evil'. Is the non-pointy end of a battery evil?
#12
puppypounder
Jul 24, 2009 11:55:53 15) "Yippy ki yah mother(censored)!" ~Diehard

16) "The Vorpal Sword went Snicker Snack." ~Alice in Wonderland

17) "The pursuit of Knowledge is pursuit of Perfection. One most free himself of biases and love, to have a clean perspective of the world. And one must use the perspective to his advantage." ~My character in D&D
#13
1_ton_ghost
Jul 24, 2009 14:22:06 "I have taken all knowledge to be my province." -Francis Bacon
"We have bodies so that me might express our souls." -da Vinci
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -Dr. Johnson
"Do not call on wolves in Midwinter." -Russian proverb
"Better to be filled w/ steel than lead." -Street samurai adage (Shadowrun)
"It's no use/go run and hide/you can't escape this sea of sunken eye/We've got the look, we've got the push, we've got the pull/Who do you think is gonna' rise when Hell is full?" -Phantom Planet "The Living Dead"
#14
The-Mage-King
Jul 24, 2009 16:21:24 24.) Violence is always the answer, provided you use enough of it.

25.) NO ONE EXPECTS THE FLAYIN' INQUSITION!

26.) It's always time for doom spells!
#15
eazy_e
Jul 24, 2009 19:34:35 27.)'Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.' -Optimus Prime

28.)'Autobots, roll out!' - Optimus Prime
#16
owls_and_more_owls
Jul 24, 2009 20:54:25 29. "You see a door." "Is the door... insidious in any way?" "No. It is a door."
#17
stealthmarmot
Jul 24, 2009 22:53:43 30. "We are trying to save the world." "Who isn't?" - DD
#18
Crackerjake
Jul 24, 2009 23:33:17 31) "Beat it with a stick!!"- Draakin Eaglefist (my monk)
#19
KillerGM
Jul 24, 2009 23:37:31 32) "I have a huge magical chest!" - Nemeia, teifling Warlock
#20
Crackerjake
Jul 24, 2009 23:45:13
32) "I have a huge magical chest!" - Nemeia, teifling Warlock

Hah! That's great XD
#21
KillerGM
Jul 24, 2009 23:47:19 She was, of course, speaking of the Leomund's Secret Chest ritual, which she had already performed at character generation (she started at 6th).
#22
owls_and_more_owls
Jul 24, 2009 23:49:18 33. "Butt" - Drizzt Do'Urden (probably)
#23
Dark_Stryke
Jul 25, 2009 2:31:39
16) "The Vorpal Sword went Snicker Snack." ~Alice in Wonderland

Uh, wasn't this from the poem "Jabberwocky", also by Lewis Carroll?
#24
felldraw
Jul 25, 2009 8:55:21 34. "The brighter the light, the darker the shadow"
#25
ace_of_time
Jul 25, 2009 13:35:30 This one is from My wife book.

"I like to shower" he said, Pointing to a clear shower stall in one corner. It was big enough for two grownups and maybe a dwarf or two.

#26
zvbxrpl
Jul 25, 2009 14:12:08 "Heaven doesn't want you, and Hell is full"--Tom Waits, Earth Died Screaming
#27
felldraw
Jul 25, 2009 18:06:24 37. "Violence! The answer to every social encounter!"
#28
oxybe
Jul 25, 2009 18:09:34 38) Oops ~ last words of countless gnomes.
#29
bigtony
Jul 25, 2009 18:09:37 39-) "If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough"
#30
ocarina_guy
Jul 26, 2009 20:24:11 40: Life is like a [random treasure table.] You never know what you're going to get." -Forrest Gump

41: "If you get this many geniuses together unsupervised, you get either an explosion or a game of Dungeons and Dragons."

42: Don't Panic. -HHG2tG
#31
strand0
Aug 09, 2009 5:44:20 43. First to enter the room, "There is a basli-..."

44. "Dense Roster?" Became a common what of refering to the total mishearing somthing. Should have been "Don't trust her."
#32
felldraw
Aug 09, 2009 15:53:45 45. "I got the minions, you get Orcus!"
#33
puppypounder
Aug 09, 2009 23:55:09 46. "Guys. I have a great plan. I'll sell my soul to Baalzebul. Then, during the 1/8 of a second when he drains all the power from me and I become a Lemure, I'll attack him, and if I get a few Criticals and roll max damage, it might be enough to stun, maybe even kill Baalzebul. Got it?"

47. "Sure are a lot of statues of screaming adventurers. Maybe whatever is haunting this place is a sculpter."

48. "I jump through the window, trying to aim for any soft shrubbry, and avoid all the granite and solders."

49. "Let's go to his chamber unarmed, but intimidate him a little bit, just to show we're powerful. Maybe we can intimidate Vecna into giving our souls back."
#34
idhriniel
Aug 10, 2009 16:01:50 50.)
"You know it's tough when you're the only healer in a raid."
--"How come?"
"All the aggro comes to you and you die in, like, 0.0000000000000000--"
--"Okay, I get the point."

51.)
"You tell your leader to come stand before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse." -William Wallace, Braveheart

52.)
"I can go without sleep for three days."
--"I can go three weeks!"
**mumbling** -Boen & Draco, Dragonheart
#35
toastedamphibian
Aug 10, 2009 17:09:52 53. "You gotta stop that ****, Zoey!"
#36
boj0
Aug 11, 2009 9:40:16 "So the lockpicks gained hardness?"
A terrible conversation about, picks, keyholes and the stone to flesh spell.
#37
felldraw
Aug 29, 2009 8:41:43
54. "You are a dragonborn, right? I guess I'll call you lizard." My reaction to a paladin's hard-to-pronounce name...
#38
idhriniel
Aug 29, 2009 10:20:42
"So the lockpicks gained hardness?" A terrible conversation about, picks, keyholes and the stone to flesh spell.

I have a dirty mind...
#39
binarysolo
Aug 29, 2009 13:19:19
55. "A lawful good Kobold Paladin, a paragon of concern for the oppressed, and one of the few of his species to attempt to begin diplomacy with gnomes, who has only one humble goal.

Brutally murder Garl Glittergold."

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 felldraw Jul 22, 2009 18:19:02	I would like to challenge the community to think of 1000 and 1 quotes at least mildly linked to DnD. 1. "A barbarian is like a crocodile. You never smile at a crocodile" Beat that!
#2 DeathByDonut Jul 22, 2009 18:24:36	One I plan on using for my BBEG is: 2. “Forget about Good and Evil. They are of no consequence. Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.”
#3 owls_and_more_owls Jul 22, 2009 18:28:20	3. "My fire is like a fever. I will burn the taint of evil from your body." - Dragon Sorcerer.
#4 wilwarinandamar Jul 22, 2009 23:48:58	4. "There are two sides to every argument, and both of them are mine." (from the play Dark Ride)
#5 felldraw Jul 23, 2009 13:58:05	5. "A familiar beats a friend any day!"
#6 puppypounder Jul 23, 2009 21:29:37	"Captain, we don't have enough Kobolds to clog the holes! We're going to fall right out of the sky!" It's quote that you'll never forget, and always puts a bizzare image in your mind.
#7 Mechalibur Jul 23, 2009 22:05:36	7. Dammit Revon, I thought you had a Bag of Devouring for that sort of thing.
#8 owls_and_more_owls Jul 23, 2009 22:25:46	8. "Necromancers are like Dragons. A**-Holes."
#9 awestriker Jul 23, 2009 22:44:46	9. I check this brick for traps!
#10 toastedamphibian Jul 23, 2009 23:51:03	10. Send in your skeletons. Sing as their bones go marching in, agian.
#11 oxybe Jul 24, 2009 11:19:59	from my sig: 11) The correct answer to your problem is "fire". if fire doesn't solve your problem, you're not using enough of it. 12)My house rule number 1 is: If you're going to bring a girl then you have to bring one for everybody. 13)If it happens again, buy a puppy. Puppies don't shoot arrows at you. 14)I don't see how you reached the conclusion that 'negative' implies 'evil'. Is the non-pointy end of a battery evil?
#12 puppypounder Jul 24, 2009 11:55:53	15) "Yippy ki yah mother(censored)!" ~Diehard 16) "The Vorpal Sword went Snicker Snack." ~Alice in Wonderland 17) "The pursuit of Knowledge is pursuit of Perfection. One most free himself of biases and love, to have a clean perspective of the world. And one must use the perspective to his advantage." ~My character in D&D
#13 1_ton_ghost Jul 24, 2009 14:22:06	"I have taken all knowledge to be my province." -Francis Bacon "We have bodies so that me might express our souls." -da Vinci "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -Dr. Johnson "Do not call on wolves in Midwinter." -Russian proverb "Better to be filled w/ steel than lead." -Street samurai adage (Shadowrun) "It's no use/go run and hide/you can't escape this sea of sunken eye/We've got the look, we've got the push, we've got the pull/Who do you think is gonna' rise when Hell is full?" -Phantom Planet "The Living Dead"
#14 The-Mage-King Jul 24, 2009 16:21:24	24.) Violence is always the answer, provided you use enough of it. 25.) NO ONE EXPECTS THE FLAYIN' INQUSITION! 26.) It's always time for doom spells!
#15 eazy_e Jul 24, 2009 19:34:35	27.)'Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.' -Optimus Prime 28.)'Autobots, roll out!' - Optimus Prime
#16 owls_and_more_owls Jul 24, 2009 20:54:25	29. "You see a door." "Is the door... insidious in any way?" "No. It is a door."
#17 stealthmarmot Jul 24, 2009 22:53:43	30. "We are trying to save the world." "Who isn't?" - DD
#18 Crackerjake Jul 24, 2009 23:33:17	31) "Beat it with a stick!!"- Draakin Eaglefist (my monk)
#19 KillerGM Jul 24, 2009 23:37:31	32) "I have a huge magical chest!" - Nemeia, teifling Warlock
#20 Crackerjake Jul 24, 2009 23:45:13	32) "I have a huge magical chest!" - Nemeia, teifling Warlock Hah! That's great XD
#21 KillerGM Jul 24, 2009 23:47:19	She was, of course, speaking of the Leomund's Secret Chest ritual, which she had already performed at character generation (she started at 6th).
#22 owls_and_more_owls Jul 24, 2009 23:49:18	33. "Butt" - Drizzt Do'Urden (probably)
#23 Dark_Stryke Jul 25, 2009 2:31:39	16) "The Vorpal Sword went Snicker Snack." ~Alice in Wonderland Uh, wasn't this from the poem "Jabberwocky", also by Lewis Carroll?
#24 felldraw Jul 25, 2009 8:55:21	34. "The brighter the light, the darker the shadow"
#25 ace_of_time Jul 25, 2009 13:35:30	This one is from My wife book. "I like to shower" he said, Pointing to a clear shower stall in one corner. It was big enough for two grownups and maybe a dwarf or two.
#26 zvbxrpl Jul 25, 2009 14:12:08	"Heaven doesn't want you, and Hell is full"--Tom Waits, Earth Died Screaming
#27 felldraw Jul 25, 2009 18:06:24	37. "Violence! The answer to every social encounter!"
#28 oxybe Jul 25, 2009 18:09:34	38) Oops ~ last words of countless gnomes.
#29 bigtony Jul 25, 2009 18:09:37	39-) "If brute force doesn't work you aren't using enough"
#30 ocarina_guy Jul 26, 2009 20:24:11	40: Life is like a [random treasure table.] You never know what you're going to get." -Forrest Gump 41: "If you get this many geniuses together unsupervised, you get either an explosion or a game of Dungeons and Dragons." 42: Don't Panic. -HHG2tG
#31 strand0 Aug 09, 2009 5:44:20	43. First to enter the room, "There is a basli-..." 44. "Dense Roster?" Became a common what of refering to the total mishearing somthing. Should have been "Don't trust her."
#32 felldraw Aug 09, 2009 15:53:45	45. "I got the minions, you get Orcus!"
#33 puppypounder Aug 09, 2009 23:55:09	46. "Guys. I have a great plan. I'll sell my soul to Baalzebul. Then, during the 1/8 of a second when he drains all the power from me and I become a Lemure, I'll attack him, and if I get a few Criticals and roll max damage, it might be enough to stun, maybe even kill Baalzebul. Got it?" 47. "Sure are a lot of statues of screaming adventurers. Maybe whatever is haunting this place is a sculpter." 48. "I jump through the window, trying to aim for any soft shrubbry, and avoid all the granite and solders." 49. "Let's go to his chamber unarmed, but intimidate him a little bit, just to show we're powerful. Maybe we can intimidate Vecna into giving our souls back."
#34 idhriniel Aug 10, 2009 16:01:50	50.) "You know it's tough when you're the only healer in a raid." --"How come?" "All the aggro comes to you and you die in, like, 0.0000000000000000--" --"Okay, I get the point." 51.) "You tell your leader to come stand before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse." -William Wallace, Braveheart 52.) "I can go without sleep for three days." --"I can go three weeks!" mumbling -Boen & Draco, Dragonheart
#35 toastedamphibian Aug 10, 2009 17:09:52	53. "You gotta stop that ****, Zoey!"
#36 boj0 Aug 11, 2009 9:40:16	"So the lockpicks gained hardness?" A terrible conversation about, picks, keyholes and the stone to flesh spell.
#37 felldraw Aug 29, 2009 8:41:43	54. "You are a dragonborn, right? I guess I'll call you lizard." My reaction to a paladin's hard-to-pronounce name...
#38 idhriniel Aug 29, 2009 10:20:42	"So the lockpicks gained hardness?" A terrible conversation about, picks, keyholes and the stone to flesh spell. I have a dirty mind...
#39 binarysolo Aug 29, 2009 13:19:19	55. "A lawful good Kobold Paladin, a paragon of concern for the oppressed, and one of the few of his species to attempt to begin diplomacy with gnomes, who has only one humble goal. Brutally murder Garl Glittergold."