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1001 Things Keeping the World from Ending

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#1
pigknight
Feb 10, 2011 19:37:39 Because we haven't done a 1001 thread in a loooooooooooooooong time.

Remember to number your post.

1. Cthulhu took a bottle of Nyquil.
#2
EscherEnigma
Feb 10, 2011 19:49:57 2. The Mayans forgot to carry a 2.
#3
Robin_Hoodlum
Feb 10, 2011 20:10:00 (deleted to keep the thread open)
#4
WolfLordBran
Feb 10, 2011 20:20:17 3. R_H just deleting whatever it was he deleted. ;)
#5
ORC_Chaos
Feb 10, 2011 21:19:26 I've removed content from this thread because Inappropriate content is a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here.
#6
toastedamphibian
Feb 10, 2011 22:03:47
I've removed content from this thread because Inappropriate content is a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here.

and right after I defended you too!

Now I just wonder what he typed that warranted removing, but I won't ask.
#7
pigknight
Feb 10, 2011 22:13:38
I've removed content from this thread because Inappropriate content is a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here.

Kitty!

Another member of the Critter Coalition.
#8
Qube
Feb 11, 2011 2:10:49 4. limited tech. Or else we would have destroyed the world years ago ...
5. common sense.
6. lack of a self destruct button (you know someone would press it ...)
#9
Robin_Hoodlum
Feb 11, 2011 5:48:10 What the hell was removed?

#10
jetshield
Feb 11, 2011 5:55:19
What the hell was removed?

Something pertaining to religion IIRC.
#11
zombie_babies
Feb 11, 2011 9:07:20 Well there goes my 'Faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster' post then. Uhh ... whoops.
#12
death_isthe_begining
Feb 11, 2011 10:20:19 7. Paranoia
#13
KillerGM
Feb 11, 2011 10:21:33 8. The dedicated work of a quiet few.
#14
zombie_babies
Feb 11, 2011 10:26:59 9. Porn. (you know, for its wonderful distracting and sedating qualities)
#15
KillerGM
Feb 11, 2011 10:30:42 10. Riots - They let the masses vent and feel like they've accomplished something before everything goes back to the way it was, and let other people say "At least we're not them!"
#16
baneofelves
Feb 11, 2011 11:09:48 11. AIDS. It keeps the world from overpopulating. And punishes those who do.
#17
ADHadh
Feb 11, 2011 12:11:16 12. Sports – better than riots, as they don't affect politics as much.
#18
zombie_babies
Feb 11, 2011 12:18:03 13. There's no such thing as unlucky numbers.
#19
Jharii
Feb 11, 2011 12:52:11 14. These are not the ends of the world you are looking for.
#20
death_isthe_begining
Feb 11, 2011 13:19:13 15. Mutually assured destruction, because most countries like destroying their enemies but none of them like being destroyed in the attempt.
#21
pluisjen
Feb 11, 2011 13:21:31 16. Speaking of unlucky numbers, horoscopes. Because as long as they saying "today will be fine, don't worry", millions of gullible people around the world will remain ignorant and not question their reality.
#22
zombie_babies
Feb 11, 2011 13:35:23 17. Bacon. Seriously, who doesn't love that stuff?
#23
baneofelves
Feb 11, 2011 13:48:04 18. Tentacle pr0n. Nuff said right thar
#24
homicidal_squirrel
Feb 11, 2011 14:00:01 19. ORCs, they moderate and eliminate any threat that violates the CoC implemented world wide.
#25
baneofelves
Feb 11, 2011 16:38:09 20. The STAN. He keeps Santa AND Satan in check.
#26
Robin_Hoodlum
Feb 11, 2011 16:41:34 This thread has been locked due to using the phrase "end of the world".
That phrase is frightning and promotes mass hysteria, violence, depression, and death. It is a very negative phrase and offensive.

Please keep your posts positive, happy, and refrain from dicussing actual issues in the real world.

Thanks!
#27
Mad_Jack
Feb 11, 2011 17:00:27
21. They haven't gotten around to remaking all the laurel & Hardy movies yet.

#28
ADHadh
Feb 11, 2011 17:11:40 22. It's only a model.
#29
Vitarri_Whitemane
Feb 14, 2011 7:46:04 23. Reality isn't directed by Michael Bay
#30
zombie_babies
Feb 14, 2011 8:44:54 24. Pluisjen's faith in humanity. (oh )
#31
Timmeh
Feb 14, 2011 8:49:27 25. Kareoke.
#32
pluisjen
Feb 14, 2011 10:19:46
24. Pluisjen's faith in humanity. (oh )

As long as a shred of it remains, I promise not to personally abort the human race in its totality.
#33
death_isthe_begining
Feb 14, 2011 10:25:57
24. Pluisjen's faith in humanity. (oh )

As long as a shred of it remains, I promise not to personally abort the human race in its totality.

We're all doomed
#34
Qube
Feb 14, 2011 10:29:28
22. It's only a model.

ROFL

#35
pluisjen
Feb 14, 2011 17:09:28
24. Pluisjen's faith in humanity. (oh )

As long as a shred of it remains, I promise not to personally abort the human race in its totality.

We're all doomed

Yes.
#36
Grdian4
Feb 15, 2011 7:02:18 25. The Mass Illusion has not been seen through.
#37
KillerGM
Feb 15, 2011 10:42:27 26. Ascension hasn't happened yet.
#38
zombie_babies
Feb 15, 2011 11:49:02 27. Alcohol.
#39
EscherEnigma
Feb 15, 2011 12:11:21 28. While the world repeatedly fails it's will save against Phantasmal Killer, it keeps making the fort save.
#40
zombie_babies
Feb 15, 2011 12:40:23 29. The world is a vampire but, as it's never entirely facing the sun, the light can't kill it. And, you know, nobody's built a big enough stake yet.

(Awful, I know. Just couldn't resist using lyrics from Zero for some odd reason. I should probably visit a doctor. Soon.)
#41
ADHadh
Feb 15, 2011 12:53:36 30. The power.. OF ROCK!
#42
KillerGM
Feb 15, 2011 12:59:35
29. The world is a vampire but, as it's never entirely facing the sun, the light can't kill it. And, you know, nobody's built a big enough stake yet.

(Awful, I know. Just couldn't resist using lyrics from Zero for some odd reason. I should probably visit a doctor. Soon.)

That's weird. My Pandora station was playing that song as I was reading this. Oooo-oooO ....

31. The person dreaming all of this keeps hitting the snooze button on the alarm clock.
#43
zombie_babies
Feb 15, 2011 13:11:38
That's weird. My Pandora station was playing that song as I was reading this. Oooo-oooO ....

I'M IN YOUR :CENSORED: HEAD, MAN!

32. I am not the person dreaming all of this.
#44
KillerGM
Feb 15, 2011 14:07:11 33. The end is the beginning is the end

(sticking with the Smashing Pumpkins ...)
#45
cuchulainn13
Feb 15, 2011 17:56:00 34. Humans still believe in things like the law
#46
Ragnar_Lodbrok
Feb 16, 2011 0:05:15 35. I can't get a hold of decent biological weapons.
#47
Idolis
Feb 16, 2011 0:09:31 36. The Vikings haven't won a Super Bowl yet.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 pigknight Feb 10, 2011 19:37:39	Because we haven't done a 1001 thread in a loooooooooooooooong time. Remember to number your post. 1. Cthulhu took a bottle of Nyquil.
#2 EscherEnigma Feb 10, 2011 19:49:57	2. The Mayans forgot to carry a 2.
#3 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 10, 2011 20:10:00	(deleted to keep the thread open)
#4 WolfLordBran Feb 10, 2011 20:20:17	3. R_H just deleting whatever it was he deleted. ;)
#5 ORC_Chaos Feb 10, 2011 21:19:26	I've removed content from this thread because Inappropriate content is a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here.
#6 toastedamphibian Feb 10, 2011 22:03:47	I've removed content from this thread because Inappropriate content is a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here. and right after I defended you too! Now I just wonder what he typed that warranted removing, but I won't ask.
#7 pigknight Feb 10, 2011 22:13:38	I've removed content from this thread because Inappropriate content is a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here. Kitty! Another member of the Critter Coalition.
#8 Qube Feb 11, 2011 2:10:49	4. limited tech. Or else we would have destroyed the world years ago ... 5. common sense. 6. lack of a self destruct button (you know someone would press it ...)
#9 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 11, 2011 5:48:10	What the hell was removed?
#10 jetshield Feb 11, 2011 5:55:19	What the hell was removed? Something pertaining to religion IIRC.
#11 zombie_babies Feb 11, 2011 9:07:20	Well there goes my 'Faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster' post then. Uhh ... whoops.
#12 death_isthe_begining Feb 11, 2011 10:20:19	7. Paranoia
#13 KillerGM Feb 11, 2011 10:21:33	8. The dedicated work of a quiet few.
#14 zombie_babies Feb 11, 2011 10:26:59	9. Porn. (you know, for its wonderful distracting and sedating qualities)
#15 KillerGM Feb 11, 2011 10:30:42	10. Riots - They let the masses vent and feel like they've accomplished something before everything goes back to the way it was, and let other people say "At least we're not them!"
#16 baneofelves Feb 11, 2011 11:09:48	11. AIDS. It keeps the world from overpopulating. And punishes those who do.
#17 ADHadh Feb 11, 2011 12:11:16	12. Sports – better than riots, as they don't affect politics as much.
#18 zombie_babies Feb 11, 2011 12:18:03	13. There's no such thing as unlucky numbers.
#19 Jharii Feb 11, 2011 12:52:11	14. These are not the ends of the world you are looking for.
#20 death_isthe_begining Feb 11, 2011 13:19:13	15. Mutually assured destruction, because most countries like destroying their enemies but none of them like being destroyed in the attempt.
#21 pluisjen Feb 11, 2011 13:21:31	16. Speaking of unlucky numbers, horoscopes. Because as long as they saying "today will be fine, don't worry", millions of gullible people around the world will remain ignorant and not question their reality.
#22 zombie_babies Feb 11, 2011 13:35:23	17. Bacon. Seriously, who doesn't love that stuff?
#23 baneofelves Feb 11, 2011 13:48:04	18. Tentacle pr0n. Nuff said right thar
#24 homicidal_squirrel Feb 11, 2011 14:00:01	19. ORCs, they moderate and eliminate any threat that violates the CoC implemented world wide.
#25 baneofelves Feb 11, 2011 16:38:09	20. The STAN. He keeps Santa AND Satan in check.
#26 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 11, 2011 16:41:34	This thread has been locked due to using the phrase "end of the world". That phrase is frightning and promotes mass hysteria, violence, depression, and death. It is a very negative phrase and offensive. Please keep your posts positive, happy, and refrain from dicussing actual issues in the real world. Thanks!
#27 Mad_Jack Feb 11, 2011 17:00:27	21. They haven't gotten around to remaking all the laurel & Hardy movies yet.
#28 ADHadh Feb 11, 2011 17:11:40	22. It's only a model.
#29 Vitarri_Whitemane Feb 14, 2011 7:46:04	23. Reality isn't directed by Michael Bay
#30 zombie_babies Feb 14, 2011 8:44:54	24. Pluisjen's faith in humanity. (oh )
#31 Timmeh Feb 14, 2011 8:49:27	25. Kareoke.
#32 pluisjen Feb 14, 2011 10:19:46	24. Pluisjen's faith in humanity. (oh ) As long as a shred of it remains, I promise not to personally abort the human race in its totality.
#33 death_isthe_begining Feb 14, 2011 10:25:57	24. Pluisjen's faith in humanity. (oh ) As long as a shred of it remains, I promise not to personally abort the human race in its totality. We're all doomed
#34 Qube Feb 14, 2011 10:29:28	22. It's only a model. ROFL
#35 pluisjen Feb 14, 2011 17:09:28	24. Pluisjen's faith in humanity. (oh ) As long as a shred of it remains, I promise not to personally abort the human race in its totality. We're all doomed Yes.
#36 Grdian4 Feb 15, 2011 7:02:18	25. The Mass Illusion has not been seen through.
#37 KillerGM Feb 15, 2011 10:42:27	26. Ascension hasn't happened yet.
#38 zombie_babies Feb 15, 2011 11:49:02	27. Alcohol.
#39 EscherEnigma Feb 15, 2011 12:11:21	28. While the world repeatedly fails it's will save against Phantasmal Killer, it keeps making the fort save.
#40 zombie_babies Feb 15, 2011 12:40:23	29. The world is a vampire but, as it's never entirely facing the sun, the light can't kill it. And, you know, nobody's built a big enough stake yet. (Awful, I know. Just couldn't resist using lyrics from Zero for some odd reason. I should probably visit a doctor. Soon.)
#41 ADHadh Feb 15, 2011 12:53:36	30. The power.. OF ROCK!
#42 KillerGM Feb 15, 2011 12:59:35	29. The world is a vampire but, as it's never entirely facing the sun, the light can't kill it. And, you know, nobody's built a big enough stake yet. (Awful, I know. Just couldn't resist using lyrics from Zero for some odd reason. I should probably visit a doctor. Soon.) That's weird. My Pandora station was playing that song as I was reading this. Oooo-oooO .... 31. The person dreaming all of this keeps hitting the snooze button on the alarm clock.
#43 zombie_babies Feb 15, 2011 13:11:38	That's weird. My Pandora station was playing that song as I was reading this. Oooo-oooO .... I'M IN YOUR :CENSORED: HEAD, MAN! 32. I am not the person dreaming all of this.
#44 KillerGM Feb 15, 2011 14:07:11	33. The end is the beginning is the end (sticking with the Smashing Pumpkins ...)
#45 cuchulainn13 Feb 15, 2011 17:56:00	34. Humans still believe in things like the law
#46 Ragnar_Lodbrok Feb 16, 2011 0:05:15	35. I can't get a hold of decent biological weapons.
#47 Idolis Feb 16, 2011 0:09:31	36. The Vikings haven't won a Super Bowl yet.