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#1 homicidal_squirrel Dec 15, 2011 22:12:42	gammasquad.uproxx.com/2011/12/angela-zha...
#2 homicidal_squirrel Dec 15, 2011 22:44:42	What are they doing to that cat? According to someone in the comments section, he is being amazed.
#3 mr_handsome Dec 15, 2011 22:46:29	She's probably just a gorgeous front for an ugly smart girl, like they did with the Beijing olympics. I mean, come on, she's hawt !
#4 zombie_babies Dec 16, 2011 8:09:54	Good for her.  But, you know, she'll never be pretty.  You don't matter if you're not pretty.
#5 Cpt_Micha Dec 16, 2011 9:40:44	Exactly! Er something or other durr...
#6 Klirshon Dec 16, 2011 11:51:07	Are you OTTers saying that if she were pretty, she might have received more than a scholarship of $100,000?
#7 zombie_babies Dec 16, 2011 12:03:11	No.  We're saying if she were pretty she'd have value.  And a soul.
#8 homicidal_squirrel Dec 16, 2011 12:08:59	No.  We're saying if she were pretty she'd have value.  And a soul. I didn't realize she was a ginger.
#9 zombie_babies Dec 16, 2011 12:29:09	That's a different type of Soulless.  You also have the ugly, Canadians, French, Republicans, Democrats, people that prounounce 'pillow' as 'pellow', people that don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're', people that put milk and/or sugar in their coffee, people that drink Budweiser, people that drink Heineken, people that watch Dancing with the Stars, Bieber fans, Star Wars fans, the ones that think any captain was better than Sikso, Twitards, Harry Potterheads, Dead fans, Aerosmith fans, country music lovers, the 1%, vegans, those that prefer cats to dogs, anyone from or in New Jersey, anyone south of Akron Ohio, the devout, Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow fans, me, Flat Earthers, atheists that preach the non-faith, Mormons, guys that wear tight jeans, guys that wear white pants, people that wear knit caps, anyone who's ever worn socks and sandals at the same time, Hipsters, people that use the letter 'k' in place of 'c', hybrid owners, the 99%, people that prefer their corn off the cob and a couple more.
#10 mr_handsome Dec 16, 2011 18:47:05	/end rant
#11 bone_naga Dec 16, 2011 22:20:10	Good for her.  But, you know, she'll never be pretty.  You don't matter if you're not pretty. Doesn't matter, she'll probably be rich. Money trumps hotness. Marry her and enjoy the free ride.
#12 Cpt_Micha Dec 17, 2011 8:44:19	Source of Picard going hand to hand. Also, telling Riker and warf to do it is nothing. Sisko's own Pimp Hand is on the trigger baby. And Sisko beats down Jem Hadar bare handed that's right Genetic Super Soldiers that can bend a Klink over, and have personal cloaks. He beats them up with his Pimp Hands. Oh and Sisko has the balls that drag on the floor to have the nerve to Punch A God. (Q) Frenchy just sits in his chair and makes pretty speeches.
#13 dirtyfrank Dec 21, 2011 1:14:12	The article had me at "she's planning on majoring in physics"
#14 febbstalicious42 Dec 21, 2011 1:19:31	I gave her that idea.
#15 ADHadh Dec 21, 2011 19:10:00	I gave her that idea. Yeah, we see you in the bottom left corner, being all inspirational like.