5 Man OTTer Band

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#1

pigknight

Jul 21, 2011 13:08:09
The Heroes

The Hero: Piggles. I've been here since the start and I follow the rules like a good piggles.

The Lancer: Hoodzie. He's been here a long time but he's more of an anti-hero to my hero.

The Smart Guy: Escher. If we have a question about sciences he seems to know the answer.

The Big Guy: Micha. He's tuff stuff and has a badass car. And he can probably take you in a fight.

The Chick: KillerGM. I know this is stereotypically female, but she is the team mom.

The Sixth Ranger: DirtyFrank. He had a sojourn from the forums. Originally he was the Lancer.


The Villians:

The Big Bad: Zombie Babies. He's been here the longest.

The Dragon: Goldo. He's vying for control but doesn't have the raw power ZB has.

The Evil Genius: ADHadh. He was a wizard in the Edition War...I guess?

The Brute: Squirrels. He's kwazy! 

The Dark Chick: Toasty. He reminds me of a combo of KGM and ZB.
#2

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 21, 2011 13:18:46
I have to say... I'm a bit insulted by the brute's description. 
#3

trappedslider

Jul 21, 2011 13:22:30
I have to say... I'm a bit insulted by the brute's description. 



atleast oyu can say your the Brute Squad
#4

shiningwolf88

Jul 21, 2011 13:37:29
Clearly the big bad is recouping from a previous lost battle to the Five Man Band and is seeking new members.

All applicants will be seen within.
Minimum requirements:


  • Extensive knowledge of standard villainy acts

  • 5 years experience as mini-boss or recurring antagonist

  • Only history of betrayal must be in regards to hero's. Betraying previous evil master is an automatic no.


Preferred: Own minion network, actually had successful schemes
#5

pluisjen

Jul 21, 2011 14:36:04
The Evil Genius: I'm at a loss.



Pick me, pick me!
#6

Klirshon

Jul 21, 2011 16:05:33
Party foul:
Your band consists one too many "protagonists" to be a "legitimate" Five-Man Band.
#7

pigknight

Jul 21, 2011 16:13:44
Party foul:
Your band consists one too many "protagonists" to be a "legitimate" Five-Man Band.


The Sixth Ranger is fine for a 5 man band.
#8

KillerGM

Jul 21, 2011 16:24:33


F yeah.
#9

Klirshon

Jul 21, 2011 16:25:07
Your fictitious human tropes are irrational. No wonder the heroes always win.
#10

Qube

Jul 21, 2011 16:27:22
> The Dragon: Goldo.

codragon: RH?
#11

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 21, 2011 16:43:20
> The Dragon: Goldo.

codragon: RH?


No.
I'm a "good" guy.
#12

Klirshon

Jul 21, 2011 16:47:23
I estimate pigknight was refering to RH as Hoodzie the Lancer.
#13

pigknight

Jul 21, 2011 17:00:15
Hoodzie is a good, if abit gruff guy. I peg him as an anti-hero rather than a villian. In the original list DF was the lancer with Hoodzie as the Sixth Ranger, but DF was gone for a bit and Hootzie has pretty much been here from day 1.
#14

ADHadh

Jul 21, 2011 18:51:36
I think this thread excellently shows how hermetic has this part of the boards become.
#15

pigknight

Jul 21, 2011 19:24:26
We're "a magical and religious movement stemming from the teachings of Hermes Trismegistus"?

Also: List Update. ADHadh as Evil Genius and Toasty as Dark Chick.
#16

WolfLordBran

Jul 21, 2011 19:34:06
I'm not in the list so obviously it's a bad list. ;)
#17

draco1119

Jul 21, 2011 19:59:07
We're "a magical and religious movement stemming from the teachings of Hermes Trismegistus"?

Also: List Update. ADHadh as Evil Genius and Toasty as Dark Chick.


I woulda put bone_naga in there somewhere, since he's the demolitions expert. 
#18

pigknight

Jul 21, 2011 20:15:42
He's a dude.
#19

draco1119

Jul 21, 2011 20:24:51
All this time I thought TA was a dude...? doesn't use sentence structure like a chick...



He's a dude.


As shown in Jurassic Park, frogs are able to switch. 
#20

WolfLordBran

Jul 21, 2011 20:53:54
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST3...

TvTropes answers all!
#21

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 21, 2011 22:17:51
He's a dude.


Yes he is.
A most respectable, knowledgeable, educated, opinionated dude....just like me.
#22

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Jul 21, 2011 22:21:18
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST3...

TvTropes answers all!

... and yes, even that. Yes, that.
#23

WolfLordBran

Jul 21, 2011 22:21:54
He's a dude.


Yes he is.
A most respectable, knowledgeable, educated, opinionated dude....just like me.



Just slightly more amphibian... and toasted. Jury's still out on whether or not he goes well with jam.
#24

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 21, 2011 22:22:50
He's a dude.


Yes he is.
A most respectable, knowledgeable, educated, opinionated dude....just like me.



Just slightly more amphibian... and toasted. Jury's still out on whether or not he goes well with jam.


Wait a minute... are we talking about EE or TA?

#25

WolfLordBran

Jul 21, 2011 22:26:22
He's a dude.


Yes he is.
A most respectable, knowledgeable, educated, opinionated dude....just like me.



Just slightly more amphibian... and toasted. Jury's still out on whether or not he goes well with jam.


Wait a minute... are we talking about EE or TA?






Little of column A, little of column b...
#26

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 21, 2011 22:26:51
He's a dude.


Yes he is.
A most respectable, knowledgeable, educated, opinionated dude....just like me.



Just slightly more amphibian... and toasted. Jury's still out on whether or not he goes well with jam.


Wait a minute... are we talking about EE or TA?






Little of column A, little of column b...



#27

WolfLordBran

Jul 21, 2011 22:31:05
Alright, I made someone laugh, I've done my good deed for the day. Now off to eat kittens, kick puppies, and generally be evil!

#28

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 21, 2011 22:31:44
Alright, I made someone laugh, I've done my good deed for the day. Now off to eat kittens, kick puppies, and generally be evil!




With George Bush?
Right?!?!?!?!?!

#29

WolfLordBran

Jul 21, 2011 22:38:09
Not this week. Dubya missed his connecting flight from Atlanta. I'm meeting someone named S. A. Tan tomorrow. He said we'd be uber-evil!
#30

pigknight

Jul 21, 2011 22:44:00
I should probably expand the lists past 5. 1 for each OTTer.
#31

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 21, 2011 22:44:47
I should probably expand the lists past 5. 1 for each OTTer.


I'd like a recount.
#32

WolfLordBran

Jul 21, 2011 22:46:13
I should probably expand the lists past 5. 1 for each OTTer.


I'd like a recount.



Quiet you, you're not Florida, you can't have recounts.
#33

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 21, 2011 22:55:11
I should probably expand the lists past 5. 1 for each OTTer.


I'd like a recount.



Quiet you, you're not Florida, you can't have recounts.



#34

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 21, 2011 23:06:35
I should probably expand the lists past 5. 1 for each OTTer.


I'd like a recount.



Quiet you, you're not Florida, you can't have recounts.







#35

toastedamphibian

Jul 22, 2011 16:38:42
All this time I thought TA was a dude...? doesn't use sentence structure like a chick...



Do I need to scratch out another set of eyes to prove a point?
#36

LFK

Jul 23, 2011 12:00:02
All this time I thought TA was a dude...? doesn't use sentence structure like a chick...



Do I need to scratch out another set of eyes to prove a point?

Screenshot or it didn't happen.
#37

oxybe

Jul 23, 2011 12:14:12
heh.

at the end of the day, at least i know the OTTers can bring a smile to my jaded and twisted soul.

thank you, my good (and evil) fellows. 
#38

draco1119

Jul 23, 2011 16:45:21
What about me? I have little in the way of actually caring about people, a la Dexter, I am a massive nerd, and I've got six concrete plans to take over the world, 4 to take over a country, and 4 on the drawing board? Also, according to ToastedAmphibian, I have the ability to spit acid.

Surely I qualify somewhere. The Starscream, maybe?


"Starscream, you've failed me for the last time.  Again!"

Just look up "Starscream and Toast" on youtube.  I'm not posting the link. 
#39

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 23, 2011 23:33:44
Cyclone... that Picard ... pic... is cool!
#40

bonesclone

Jul 24, 2011 12:43:57
Cyclone... that Picard ... pic... is cool!

SOMEONE GETS IT! 

Seriously, nobody ever does.


Oh, I never commented on it because I assumed I was just pointing out the obvious. But yes, very cool.
#41

draco1119

Jul 24, 2011 13:15:33
Cyclone... that Picard ... pic... is cool!

SOMEONE GETS IT! 

Seriously, nobody ever does.


Oh, I never commented on it because I assumed I was just pointing out the obvious. But yes, very cool.


This.
#42

Robin_Hoodlum

Jul 24, 2011 13:56:17
Well I cant see those images that are hidden in a ton of dots either.



It's ok man... we still love ya!
;)
#43

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Jul 24, 2011 19:14:49
Cyclone... that Picard ... pic... is cool!

SOMEONE GETS IT! 

Seriously, nobody ever does.


Oh, I never commented on it because I assumed I was just pointing out the obvious. But yes, very cool.

Same.
#44

zombie_babies

Jul 25, 2011 9:27:18
Yeah, I knew what it was and thought everyone else did as well so I said nothing.  But dood, it's srsly kewl.