Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel Aug 08, 2011 18:56:10	And a gun... with a silver bullet. news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/wealthy-duch... What the hell is that thing?
#2 KillerGM Aug 08, 2011 19:06:03	OMG!!  An old woman!!!  Kill it with fire!!! I think that's pretty cool, actually.  The kids get what they really want (the money, which is why they're so concerned about her marrying this guy), and she gets her man. <3
#3 homicidal_squirrel Aug 08, 2011 19:13:08	Yes, but what does poor Alfonso get?
#4 KillerGM Aug 08, 2011 19:47:29	A woman he loves?  Isn't that the whole point?  Duh?
#5 homicidal_squirrel Aug 08, 2011 19:52:15	A woman he loves?  Isn't that the whole point?  Duh? There are parts of your statement I would question.
#6 Mad_Jack Aug 08, 2011 19:55:09	Either one or the other of them is going to asphyxiate the first time they try to scream the other one's name in bed... (Geez, that woman's got one name for every year of her life...)
#7 KillerGM Aug 08, 2011 20:29:44	So she's not attractive.  So what.  It's not impossible for ugly people to find love.  Geeze.
#8 Mad_Jack Aug 08, 2011 20:36:15	So she's not attractive.  So what.  It's not impossible for ugly people to find love.  Geeze.  Yeah - he's not marrying her for her money or her looks, so it has to be for love...
#9 KillerGM Aug 08, 2011 20:38:30	So she's not attractive.  So what.  It's not impossible for ugly people to find love.  Geeze.  Yeah - he's not marrying her for her money or her looks, so it has to be for love... I'm pretty sure that's the idea of giving all her money away.
#10 jetshield Aug 08, 2011 20:41:52	Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva  -- How'd you like to have to sign that on your checks?
#11 Mad_Jack Aug 08, 2011 20:46:09	I don't think you could sign that on a check... At least not all on one side, lol.  I thought it was bad that my friend Sky had like five names (Carissa something something Montoya something something etc, which is why she goes by "Sky")...
#12 DeVinciDilemma Aug 08, 2011 20:52:51	Neat story.  Hopefully she either kept enough to live comfortably on or part of the deal with the kids was that they'll support her until her death. I mean, I can understand not trusting a man they perceive as a gold digger (if my mother were wealthy, in her eighties, and a man thirty years younger wanted to marry her, I'd be suspicous too, and not just for my benefit), but no reason for her to be penniless in the process, ya know?
#13 Mad_Jack Aug 08, 2011 21:11:31	Eh, I'm sure "giving away her entire fortune" and "literally every last penny" are probably at least several million dollars apart...
#14 zombie_babies Aug 09, 2011 11:56:55	A woman he loves?  Isn't that the whole point?  Duh? There are parts of your statement I would question. Tee hee.  She looks like a South Park Canadian.
#15 draco1119 Aug 09, 2011 17:37:38	A woman he loves?  Isn't that the whole point?  Duh? There are parts of your statement I would question. Tee hee.  She looks like a South Park Canadian. No, she looks like Janice the Muppet.
#16 KillerGM Aug 09, 2011 17:52:39	Dude, that picture of Janice was taken in like the 70s.  She could be plenty old by now!