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#1 LadyNeferRa Mar 05, 2010 3:28:16	Wights can do anything better than ghouls! No they can't! Yes they can! No they can't!! Yes they CAN!!" It's just been stuck in my head all day.  This seemed like the right place to try and exorcise it.
#2 Shiftkitty Mar 05, 2010 10:11:48	A pretty ghoul is like a melody That haunts you night and day, Just like the strain of a haunting refrain, It'll start up-on a marathon And try to eat your brain...
#3 EscherEnigma Mar 05, 2010 10:24:07	Here's the original song (if the OP was parodying the song I think they were parodying) Let's see if someone can't do a full on parody, no? [sblock] Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything Better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am. Yes, I am! I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat! Any note you can reach I can go higher. I can sing anything Higher than you. No, you can't. (High) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I CAN! (Highest) Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything Cheaper than you. Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can say I can say softer. I can say anything Softer than you. No, you can't. (Softly) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume) I can drink my liquor Faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker And get even sicker! I can open any safe. Without bein' caught? Sure. That's what I thought-- you crook! Any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note Longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T-- CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!) Yes, you ca-a-a-an! Anything you can wear I can wear better. In what you wear I'd look better than you. In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can Yes, I CAN! Anything you say I can say faster. I can say anything Faster than you. No, you can't. (Fast) Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster) Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster) YesIcan! (Fastest) I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I. Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything Sweeter than you. No, you can't. (Sweetly) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter) Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary) Yes, I can! No, you can't![/spoiler]
#4 boraxe Mar 05, 2010 15:56:25	Years ago in a game I played a dwarf fighter named Hugh MacHugh. Every time the other party fighter, Jai, would out-do Hugh in a fight he'd taunt Hugh by singing "Anything Hugh can do Jai can do better, Jai can do anything better than Hugh…".
#5 toastedamphibian Mar 05, 2010 23:59:54	Here's the original song (if the OP was parodying the song I think they were parodying) Let's see if someone can't do a full on parody, no? [sblock] Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything Better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am. Yes, I am! I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat! Any note you can reach I can go higher. I can sing anything Higher than you. No, you can't. (High) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I CAN! (Highest) Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything Cheaper than you. Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can say I can say softer. I can say anything Softer than you. No, you can't. (Softly) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume) I can drink my liquor Faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker And get even sicker! I can open any safe. Without bein' caught? Sure. That's what I thought-- you crook! Any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note Longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T-- CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!) Yes, you ca-a-a-an! Anything you can wear I can wear better. In what you wear I'd look better than you. In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can Yes, I CAN! Anything you say I can say faster. I can say anything Faster than you. No, you can't. (Fast) Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster) Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster) YesIcan! (Fastest) I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I. Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything Sweeter than you. No, you can't. (Sweetly) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter) Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary) Yes, I can! No, you can't![/spoiler] I do not know the song well. If you will split the parts (A duet yes?) I shall attempt it. Just change the color of the second singer or something similiar.
#6 EscherEnigma Mar 06, 2010 14:55:34	Here's a youtube vid of the song (as rendered with Tomb Raider and the Prince of Persia) [link].  It doesn't follow the original lyrics exactly, but it's a pretty amusing version.  And, of course, the original (from Annie Get Your Gun) [link] Show Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything Better than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're NOT! Yes, I am, Yes, I am! I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat! Any note you can reach I can go higher. I can sing anything higher than you. No, you can't. (High) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) Yes, I CAN! (Highest) Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything Cheaper than you. Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can say I can say softer. I can say anything Softer than you. No, you can't. (Softly) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume) I can drink my liquor Faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker And get even sicker! I can open any safe. Without bein' caught? Sure. That's what I thought-- you crook! Any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note Longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T-- CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!) Yes, you ca-a-a-an! Anything you can wear I can wear better. In what you wear I'd look better than you. In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can Yes, I CAN! Anything you say I can say faster. I can say anything Faster than you. No, you can't. (Fast) Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster) Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster) YesIcan! (Fastest) I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I. Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything Sweeter than you. No, you can't. (Sweetly) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter) Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary) Yes, I can! No, you can't!