"Does it look like I'm smuggling pounds of smoked ham?"

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#1

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 04, 2013 23:26:03
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2013/07/...
#2

Cluless_Rat

Jul 05, 2013 1:45:54
Seems I have competition.
#3

The_Silversword

Jul 05, 2013 2:22:57
Seems I have competition.



Youve been smuggling ham too!?
#4

Cluless_Rat

Jul 05, 2013 2:27:16
Accross the border. I call it the underground hogway. Up here they can be free and live up to their potential.
#5

The_Silversword

Jul 05, 2013 2:35:04
Sounds pretty tastey!
#6

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 05, 2013 18:32:01
Someone named Harry is renting out a goat for five bucks a day.
#7

The_Silversword

Jul 05, 2013 23:56:41
Someone named Harry is renting out a goat for five bucks a day.



What!? You cant have sex with it? What other purpose could you possibly need a goat for a day? This reminds me of a funny story, but I dont think I can share it here.
#8

jetshield

Jul 06, 2013 0:03:53
It doesn't actually say you can't. Just that you'll lose your deposit if you do.
#9

The_Silversword

Jul 06, 2013 0:07:49
It doesn't actually say you can't. Just that you'll lose your deposit if you do.



Oh, I lost my deposit alright, ha, haha, hahahahahahaha! 
#10

jetshield

Jul 06, 2013 0:13:27
#11

draco1119

Jul 06, 2013 0:57:34
#12

Pontiac

Jul 06, 2013 10:28:50
hope you use protection, seems like that goat gets around.
#13

Dannyalcatraz

Jul 06, 2013 17:37:41

"Does it look like I'm smuggling pounds of smoked ham?"
#14

zombie_babies

Jul 08, 2013 9:09:58
It doesn't actually say you can't. Just that you'll lose your deposit if you do.



Yup.  This makes the goat a $25 hooker. 
#15

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 08, 2013 12:48:33
Sounds like a good deal for Micha.
#16

zombie_babies

Jul 08, 2013 12:50:31
Where the hell is he gonna get $25?  He's from NC, yo.
#17

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 08, 2013 13:19:06
Christian charity for youths?
#18

zombie_babies

Jul 08, 2013 13:36:45
Possible.  Not if they find out he wants to use it to consort with goats, though.  Goats is the devil.
#19

Dannyalcatraz

Jul 08, 2013 14:01:11
"I'm a ham smuggler
Bet you weren't ready for that
I'm a ham smuggler
I'm sure you know where it's at
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
#20

homicidal_squirrel

Jul 08, 2013 15:14:10
Possible.  Not if they find out he wants to use it to consort with goats, though.  Goats is the devil.

Well that's totally unfair. Micha should be able to spend his ill earned money from the charity on whatever he wants.

#21

CorranHornIsAwesome

Jul 08, 2013 15:43:04
Possible.  Not if they find out he wants to use it to consort with goats, though.  Goats is the devil.



No, the devil has goats sacrificed to them. He rips out their hearts and grabs stuff from inside their body. So it couldn't be holier to do the, uh, opposite, ifuknowhadahmeen.
#22

Pontiac

Jul 08, 2013 19:29:51
Possible.  Not if they find out he wants to use it to consort with goats, though.  Goats is the devil.



No, the devil has goats sacrificed to them. He rips out their hearts and grabs stuff from inside their body. So it couldn't be holier to do the, uh, opposite, ifuknowhadahmeen.



sausage stuffing? hear it goes great in turkeys too
#23

zombie_babies

Jul 09, 2013 8:01:15
Possible.  Not if they find out he wants to use it to consort with goats, though.  Goats is the devil.



No, the devil has goats sacrificed to them. He rips out their hearts and grabs stuff from inside their body. So it couldn't be holier to do the, uh, opposite, ifuknowhadahmeen.



Wrong.

#24

CorranHornIsAwesome

Jul 09, 2013 12:58:24
#25

Klirshon

Jul 09, 2013 13:09:21
The others will likely assume you are french, CHIA Gigi jr.
#26

The_Silversword

Jul 09, 2013 13:11:12
Possible.  Not if they find out he wants to use it to consort with goats, though.  Goats is the devil.



No, the devil has goats sacrificed to them. He rips out their hearts and grabs stuff from inside their body. So it couldn't be holier to do the, uh, opposite, ifuknowhadahmeen.



Wrong.




Uh, dude, thats not the devil, that would be Baphomet, totally different brah. Besides, everyone knows that the devil looks like this:

 
#27

Cluless_Rat

Jul 09, 2013 13:48:57
Like a sahuagin?
#28

draco1119

Jul 09, 2013 14:56:52
Dammit, Silversword! Now I've got Maiden songs stuck in my head! \m/ (>.<) \m/
#29

The_Silversword

Jul 10, 2013 2:27:17
Like a sahuagin?



Gah! No! Like a red sahuagin, get it right!
#30

The_Silversword

Jul 10, 2013 2:29:35
Dammit, Silversword! Now I've got Maiden songs stuck in my head! 



You say that like its a bad thing?
#31

zombie_babies

Jul 10, 2013 7:52:01
Tail Gunner!
#32

draco1119

Jul 10, 2013 9:10:49
Dammit, Silversword! Now I've got Maiden songs stuck in my head! 

You say that like its a bad thing?

You deleted the headbanger emote!
#33

The_Silversword

Jul 10, 2013 13:25:30
Tail Gunner!



Yeah!!
#34

The_Silversword

Jul 10, 2013 13:26:20
Dammit, Silversword! Now I've got Maiden songs stuck in my head! 

You say that like its a bad thing?

You deleted the headbanger emote!



It screwed the quote all up
#35

The_Silversword

Jul 10, 2013 13:27:13
Dammit, Silversword! Now I've got Maiden songs stuck in my head! \m/ (>.<) m="" quote="" br="" class="mbQuoteSpacer">

See?
#36

jetshield

Jul 10, 2013 18:14:11
Dammit, Silversword! Now I've got Maiden songs stuck in my head! \m/ (>.<) \m/

Hmmmm
#37

The_Silversword

Jul 11, 2013 2:00:56
Dammit, Silversword! Now I've got Maiden songs stuck in my head! \m/ (>.<) m="" quote=""

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I rest my case