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#1 zombie_babies Dec 18, 2008 12:11:36	Ok, I hope some of you understand how this gem of a game works. If not, I'll do my best to explain it. First off, we've got to change the "F" to "K" so as to keep from running afoul of the CoC. So instead of "F", it'll be "kiss" - expand on that in your own imagination as far as you wish. But please keep it there. The rest is pretty simple. You will see a list of three D&D related creatures (or something) in the post preceding yours. You will then decide which of the three you'd "kiss", marry and kill. Each activity can only be done to one of the choices (you can't marry 'em and kill 'em, for example). Once you make your decision, post it and provide us with a reason why you made each of your choices. And be sure to come up with three new ones for the next poster. The idea, here, is to be funny. So give it a shot. It may work, it may not. It may even get me moderated or banned. Oh well. Let's go! 1. Beholder 2. Kobold Warren 3. Eladrin Bard (unspecified gender)
#2 dirtyfrank Dec 18, 2008 12:52:58	1. Beholder-kill because they are evil sons of [expletive]s 2. Kobold Warren-marry because with their mining skills they can make me rich as hell. Also they are extremely loyal. 3. Eladrin Bard (unspecified gender)-kiss because bards are great for one night stands. They can be a little flighty at times and are likely to skip town. 1. dwarf warlock (unspecified gender) 2. Ettin 3. Otyugh
#3 zombie_babies Dec 18, 2008 13:36:01	1."Kiss" the Dwarven Warlock. Either way, you're still "kissin'" somethin' with a beard. ;) 2. Marry the Ettin. Two heads are better than one, so three must be friggin' fantastic! 3. Kill the Otyugh. Cuz if I'm kissin' or marryin', I want to be the one bringin' diseases into the relationship, dammit! :P 1. Male Tiefling Swordmage 2. Black Dragon Egg 3. Nightmare
#4 dirtyfrank Dec 18, 2008 17:14:51	1. Male Tiefling Swordmage-kill (for reason look below) 2. Black Dragon Egg-marry because a dragon (in this case future dragon) is always a powerful ally. 3. Nightmare-kiss. It doesn't sound right but it is better than making love to an age or to another man. Plus, maybe the nightmare will like me enough to be my stead. ;) 1. Homunculus 2. Yuan-ti (unspecified gender) 3. Spined Devil
#5 Lord_Ventnor Dec 18, 2008 19:54:32	1.) Homunculus: Kiss. It's how I get it to use its special powers... Wait... that's kind of disturbing... 2.) Yuan-ti (Unspecified Gender): Kill. Snakes just don't work for me. 3.) Spined Devil: Marry. In retrospect, maybe I should have gone with the Fey Pact after all... ***************************** 1.) Giff (Unspecified Gender) 2.) Hell Hound 3.) Cyric, God of Madness
#6 zombie_babies Dec 19, 2008 8:41:56	1.) Giff (Unspecified Gender): Kiss. I just can't pass on the opportunity to hook up with a friggin' Hippo person. Imagine the stories! And, even if I wanted to say no, these guys got guns so I'd be gettin' it whether I liked it or not. 2.) Hell Hound: Marry. Dogs rock. Even dogs that are on fire. 3.) Cyric, God of Madness: Kill. The dope read his own friggin' propaganda book. Dummy. ***************************** 1.) Loviatar 2.) Sune 3.) Torm
#7 nowiwantmydmg Dec 19, 2008 11:19:59	1) Lovitar - Marry, pain is what marriage is all about. 2) Sune - Kiss, one night with the goddess of love would be great, but I doubt she could take more. 3) Torm - Kill, he's not so great , plus I am out of options. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) the annoying person in your D&D group 2) a lamia 3) a wight
#8 chimeratechnology Dec 19, 2008 11:29:24	1) the annoying person in your D&D group- KILL HIM FOR GOD SACKS! 2) a lamia- kiss, cause i really dont care what it is 3) a wight- Marry, cause I loves me a dead girl! :evillaugh __________________________________________________ 1) Orcus 2) Demegorgan 3) Asmodeus
#9 dirtyfrank Dec 19, 2008 12:12:56	1) Orcus-Kill, because he is a demon and loves the dead way too much. 2) Demegorgan-Kiss, because because demons can't be trusted for long 3) Asmodeus-Marry, because he is one hell of a plotter. He has control of all of the nine hells and his daughter is hot as hell. ;) ------------------------------ 1) Sladd 2) Treant 3) Death Giant
#10 jasonorlandohawk Dec 19, 2008 15:54:49	Death Giant: Kiss: Goth girls can be attractive, but long-term relationships typically end badly. Treant: Marry: Close proximity to a lot of attractive Fey. Sladd: Kill: I... hate... snakes... ______________ *And now, the Underdark Edition... 1) Gelatinous Cube 2) Elder Brain 3) Minotaur
#11 dirtyfrank Dec 19, 2008 19:31:13	1) Gelatinous Cube-Kill, because the one night stand would be horrible and there wouldn't be much in the marriage. 2) Elder Brain-Kiss, it would be awkward and I would likely never call back. 3) Minotaur-Marry, there have been some decent pictures of minotaur women. ;) Plus, I wonder if we could make half-breeds. ;) -------------------------------------------------- Another random selection from the MM (yes this is how I've been picking them). 1) Bodak 2) Displacer Beast 3) Aboleth
#12 chimeratechnology Dec 27, 2008 16:58:59	1) Bodak - Kill, cause i really don't count them as undead... 2) Displacer Beast - Marry, cause its the freaking Displacer Beast! 3) Aboleth - Kiss, cause i kinda like having my free will ____________________________________________________ 1) Nymph 2)The Fat Comic collector guy at the game store 3) a cat
#13 Crimson_Concerto Dec 27, 2008 17:12:24	1) Nymph - Marry. It'd be kind of like marrying my best friend... 2) The Fat Comic collector guy at the game store - Kill. Eew. 3) a cat - Kiss. We are talking about catbois, right? :D ------------ What do you guys think of Strikers? 1) Fighter 2) Rogue 3) Warlock Make up whatever gender, appearance, personalities, etc. you want to assume. :P
#14 chimeratechnology Dec 27, 2008 17:16:38	What do you guys think of Strikers? 1) Fighter 2) Rogue 3) Warlock OOOHHH I LIKE THIS ONE! 1) Fighter- Kill, cause i kinda like my girls smart... 2) Rogue - kiss, cause they just want my wallet... 3) Warlock- Marry, especially if they are Tiefling! ____________________________________ 1)Black Dragon 2)White Dragon 3)Purple Dragon
#15 dirtyfrank Jan 27, 2009 0:51:15	1)Black Dragon-marry 2)White Dragon-kiss 3)Purple Dragon-kill ------------------------------ Gibbering beast Gnome of your gender Unicorn