Ted Turner vows to fight to the last employee.
Texas, not bound by international law in the absence of direct Congressional action, vows unconditional support.
Texas Rangers join Atlanta Braves in the fight against the Yankee-Communist invaders.
Putin files protests against use of the Chop as a cruel and barbaric weapon.
Files additional protest against the Rangers use of steroids to create super soldiers.
University of Wisconsin sports department offers to start guerilla resistance against Russians. Cubans withdraw offer to provide rear area security.
France surrenders!
Sarkozy reminds French parliament he has guts. Orders nuclear strike.
Advisors note Russia never declared war on France.
Sarkozy shrugs, says "C'est la vie" and goes off to party with his hot wife.
News programs cover John Edwards infidelity for 24 hours straight.
"Year old sex affairs are always more interesting than day old wars that destabilize entire continents" says top programming executive. "Besides, nobody can rebroadcast wars that MLB teams are involved in without the express written conset of MLB, so it just is not worth it."
Russia invades Georgia!
Ted Turner vows to fight to the last employee.
Texas, not bound by international law in the absence of direct Congressional action, vows unconditional support.
Texas Rangers join Atlanta Braves in the fight against the Yankee-Communist invaders.
Putin files protests against use of the Chop as a cruel and barbaric weapon.
Files additional protest against the Rangers use of steroids to create super soldiers.
University of Wisconsin sports department offers to start guerilla resistance against Russians. Cubans withdraw offer to provide rear area security.
France surrenders!
Sarkozy reminds French parliament he has guts. Orders nuclear strike.
Advisors note Russia never declared war on France.
Sarkozy shrugs, says "C'est la vie" and goes off to party with his hot wife.
News programs cover John Edwards infidelity for 24 hours straight.
"Year old sex affairs are always more interesting than day old wars that destabilize entire continents" says top programming executive. "Besides, nobody can rebroadcast wars that MLB teams are involved in without the express written conset of MLB, so it just is not worth it."
"Don't forget Poland."
:P
I wonder what does this say about us?
"Don't forget Poland."
:P
I wonder what does this say about us?
I will have to think up something cool for Poland. :D
As for what it says, all I know is that it should be saying I have a thoroughly evil sense of humor, as well as a great deal of (un-)repressed cynicism regarding the mainstream media.
I will have to think up something cool for Poland. :D
You don't have to.
We are not planning to send our troops to Georgia, but everything is possible.
Read: we are totally sending our troops there hoping to get a friendly nod from the States. It doesn't matter that we're already involved in Iraq and Chad, we can send our boys and gain nothing again!
No wonder the best place to find Polish workers is Dublin
The Real reason Iraq was invaded by the USA was to cut Russian access to Oil reserves in Iraq, thus forcing them to invade Gerogia to secure Oil reserves.
This was an American Conspiracy!
Hua! ha! ha! ha!
-George W.
We can Blame the USA for this...
The Real reason Iraq was invaded by the USA was to cut Russian access to Oil reserves in Iraq, thus forcing them to invade Gerogia to secure Oil reserves.
This was an American Conspiracy!
Except Georgia has minimal oil reserves. They import oil and do some reexport.
Russia can get considerably more oil easier from a variety of other neighboring countries, as well as from internal reserves.
That is a pretty poor excuse for a conspiracy theory.
Except Georgia has minimal oil reserves. They import oil and do some reexport.
Russia can get considerably more oil easier from a variety of other neighboring countries, as well as from internal reserves.
That is a pretty poor excuse for a conspiracy theory.
"A Conspiracy Theory is more likely to survive the test of time than a truth told by a Liar." - yellowdingo, 2008
So do you think that Russia will resort to Nuclear Weapons against Georgia to get what it wants?