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#1 Novacat Jun 01, 2009 22:26:27	A while back, in November of last year, I was given a choice. "Would you like to be stabbed in the belly, or boiled to death in acid?" "Well, given the choice," I said, "I would rather be stabbed, since I could possibly live through that. Isn't there a third choice, though, like... I dunno, get a cupcake?" "As a matter of fact there is, and that's just what the third choice is: you get a cupcake." "Yay!" I said. "But most people don't take that choice, because to get the cupcake, you have to walk a mile across a 1" wide, cylindrical pole that's been greased up, and is hanging over a vat of boiling acid. If you fall in, the guy who would have stabbed you will gloat about how you should have just let him stab you, and the guy who put the acid there will gloat about how you 'chose' to be boiled. Also, if you should manage to get to the cupcake, it's probably poisoned anyways." "Oh." I said, "I guess I'll be stabbed then." But I got boiled anyways. Hope you liked the story.
#2 Dralenan Jun 02, 2009 2:21:41	That's why I would rather go with crucifixion...gets you out in the open air...
#3 MechaPilot Jun 02, 2009 18:45:36	That's why I would rather go with crucifixion...gets you out in the open air... Plus you get that lovely music number from the cast of monty python.
#4 archyneir Jun 02, 2009 18:51:07	I hope my death is just as much a amusing as this was! :P ;)
#5 sier_labeguileuse_dup Jun 02, 2009 19:34:09	ya know, an adventurer with cupcakes instead of danger might be a nice change of pace...