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A conversation with a leafy Oracle.

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#1
arderkrag
Mar 23, 2011 18:10:16
So, in my wanderings around the intarwebs, I found this:

www.padnd.com/magic_gypsy.php

I decided to test this plant being's intelligence. Here's my thrilling conversation into the depths of treant wisdom.

Ard: Those leaves look itchy. Do they chafe?
Plant: Not Today.
Ard: Oh, must have used an ointment, huh?
Plant: Definitely Not.
Ard: Well, fine, no need to get huffy, Ivystache. Anyway, what I wanted to ask was this - when will I get a raise?
Plant: Better now, then never.
Ard: Wait, do you mean "than" instead of "then"?
Plant: That's not very likely.
Ard: Ok, if that's the case, are you saying that I will receive a raise "now" (meaning shortly), and then never again?
Plant: Not today.
Ard: I didn't mean "today", I mean in the near future!
Plant: Not a friggin chance.
Ard: So, there's no chance of me EVER getting a raise?
Plant: Who knows.
Ard: You're supposed to know! I mean, you ARE a magic plant oracle, aren't you?
Plant: Yes, I would think so.
Ard: Well, if you're so sure, answer me plainly. Will I ever get a raise?
Plant: Death is always the answer.
Ard: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. What the heck does that mean?
Plant: Your the devil.
Ard: I'm the devil? You're the one dabbling in arcane arts forbidden in most mainstream religions, Mr. Plantlock.
Plant: Possibly.
Ard: Possibly? I think you mean probably. Unless... You're not really an oracle, are you?
Plant: Yes, in the near future.
Ard: In the near future? What, haven't completed oracle school yet?
Plant: Perhaps, if you believe in it.
Ard: Oh, so oracle school doesn't exist. Do you have any qualifications whatsoever?
Plant:Never.
Ard: NEVER? You've never had qualifications to be an oracle, yet you masquerade as one?
Plant: Yes you do.
Ard: No, no no, we aren't making this about me. Now, are you a faker, or aren't you?
Plant: Try it!
Ard: You're challenging me to a fight? Do you even have appendages?
Plant: It is already...or at least should have happened.
Ard: What, the fight, or your appendages?
Plant: Without a shadow of a doubt.
Ard: Oh, I wouldn't say that. There's plenty of doubt in this conversation.
Plant:It's almost certain.
Ard: I would agree.
#2
homicidal_squirrel
Mar 23, 2011 18:16:56 Failed on the first question.

Me: What the is your problem?
Plant: Possibly, if you clap your hands twice quickly.

#3
Klirshon
Mar 23, 2011 18:59:49
Who authorised Cleverbot to have another alias?
#4
zombie_babies
Mar 24, 2011 13:08:20 Me: Plants suck.
Plant: Yes, in the near future.

... I ... I think I like this thing.
#5
modern_iconoclast
Mar 24, 2011 13:41:46

Who authorised Cleverbot to have another alias?

Plant is a more appropriate name. Cleverbot was not very clever.

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#1 arderkrag Mar 23, 2011 18:10:16	So, in my wanderings around the intarwebs, I found this: www.padnd.com/magic_gypsy.php I decided to test this plant being's intelligence. Here's my thrilling conversation into the depths of treant wisdom. Ard: Those leaves look itchy. Do they chafe? Plant: Not Today. Ard: Oh, must have used an ointment, huh? Plant: Definitely Not. Ard: Well, fine, no need to get huffy, Ivystache. Anyway, what I wanted to ask was this - when will I get a raise? Plant: Better now, then never. Ard: Wait, do you mean "than" instead of "then"? Plant: That's not very likely. Ard: Ok, if that's the case, are you saying that I will receive a raise "now" (meaning shortly), and then never again? Plant: Not today. Ard: I didn't mean "today", I mean in the near future! Plant: Not a friggin chance. Ard: So, there's no chance of me EVER getting a raise? Plant: Who knows. Ard: You're supposed to know! I mean, you ARE a magic plant oracle, aren't you? Plant: Yes, I would think so. Ard: Well, if you're so sure, answer me plainly. Will I ever get a raise? Plant: Death is always the answer. Ard: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. What the heck does that mean? Plant: Your the devil. Ard: I'm the devil? You're the one dabbling in arcane arts forbidden in most mainstream religions, Mr. Plantlock. Plant: Possibly. Ard: Possibly? I think you mean probably. Unless... You're not really an oracle, are you? Plant: Yes, in the near future. Ard: In the near future? What, haven't completed oracle school yet? Plant: Perhaps, if you believe in it. Ard: Oh, so oracle school doesn't exist. Do you have any qualifications whatsoever? Plant:Never. Ard: NEVER? You've never had qualifications to be an oracle, yet you masquerade as one? Plant: Yes you do. Ard: No, no no, we aren't making this about me. Now, are you a faker, or aren't you? Plant: Try it! Ard: You're challenging me to a fight? Do you even have appendages? Plant: It is already...or at least should have happened. Ard: What, the fight, or your appendages? Plant: Without a shadow of a doubt. Ard: Oh, I wouldn't say that. There's plenty of doubt in this conversation. Plant:It's almost certain. Ard: I would agree.
#2 homicidal_squirrel Mar 23, 2011 18:16:56	Failed on the first question. Me: What the is your problem? Plant: Possibly, if you clap your hands twice quickly.
#3 Klirshon Mar 23, 2011 18:59:49	Who authorised Cleverbot to have another alias?
#4 zombie_babies Mar 24, 2011 13:08:20	Me: Plants suck. Plant: Yes, in the near future. ... I ... I think I like this thing.
#5 modern_iconoclast Mar 24, 2011 13:41:46	Who authorised Cleverbot to have another alias? Plant is a more appropriate name. Cleverbot was not very clever.