A joke I am going to play on my wife.

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#1

Nyarlathotep

Jun 05, 2010 23:36:00
I think I am going to offer to watch a movie with her, a movie with Matthew McConoughey and Renee Zellweger

The movie in question, of course, is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.

That'll teach her to make me watch chick flicks...
#2

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Jun 06, 2010 0:42:22
#3

ORC_Paradox

Jun 06, 2010 3:50:59
Nah, you just have to spoil it for her. All chick flicks follow the same plot. Just tell her what the next plot point will be.

One person is rich, the other not so rich.
One of them is a "jerk" or has a problem they have to work out.
They butt heads a couple of times.
Some small little thing brings them together and they realize the other person might not be so bad.
One person has a Big Secret and doesn't tell the other.
The Big Secret is found out and exposed.
One person is really mad at being Lied To. so the whole thing is called off.
They're separated by some great distance or situation.
Person realizes the Big Secret isn't such a big deal, and they're really in love.
They meet again and apologize/make up/have it out.
They renew the romance.
They live happily ever after.

Chick flicks are also big on someone getting cancer. If you see a doctor's office, expect that to be the diagnosis.

The thing I don't get is why someone upon finding out the person they just fell in love with is really rich, they get so crushed about being lied to. "I thought you were a dog poop scooper! You LIED to me! I hate you!"

If my wife told me tomorrow she's really a rich princess, I wouldn't be mad that she hid it from me. Heck, I wouldn't care she kept it secret for so long. I'd be ready to go shopping and catch up on the bills.
#4

evilvegan

Jun 06, 2010 7:15:42
I think I am going to offer to watch a movie with her, a movie with Matthew McConoughey and Renee Zellweger

The movie in question, of course, is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.

That'll teach her to make me watch chick flicks...

"Don't worry honey, its about to get romantic."  *brrrbrrbrrrrnnnnNRRNRRNRNNNN*<- (my chainsaw noise!)
#5

erato

Jun 06, 2010 7:26:54
That'll teach her to make me watch chick flicks...

If you hate it that much, why don't you just say no?
#6

Klirshon

Jun 06, 2010 7:58:46
I estimate Nyarlathotep is either bribed or blackmailed into watching the chick flicks.
#7

Nyarlathotep

Jun 06, 2010 10:47:55
That'll teach her to make me watch chick flicks...

If you hate it that much, why don't you just say no?




Because I enjoy spending time with her.  I am rather fond of her company, thus why I married her. 

We just have vastly different tastes in movies.Cool
#8

EscherEnigma

Jun 06, 2010 12:09:35
Bah.  Silly [MESSAGE REDACTED]s.  When me and the SO don't want to watch the same movie, we simply don't want to watch the same movie.  And if all we really want to do is make out on the couch but there are guests around, we put in Jesus Christ, Vampire Slayer.  That'll clear the house out right quick.
#9

pigknight

Jun 06, 2010 12:20:03
Better prank:

Say you used to be a girl with fake birth certificate and everything.
#10

Nyarlathotep

Jun 06, 2010 12:22:10
Bah.  Silly [MESSAGE REDACTED]s.  When me and the SO don't want to watch the same movie, we simply don't want to watch the same movie.  And if all we really want to do is make out on the couch but there are guests around, we put in Jesus Christ, Vampire Slayer.  That'll clear the house out right quick.




Yeah, but sometimes we just need to get out of the house and lets just say sometimes its my turn to pick the movie and sometimes its hers.
#11

Nyarlathotep

Jun 06, 2010 12:22:44
Better prank:

Say you used to be a girl with fake birth certificate and everything.



That would be evil.

I like it.