A part of me has died today. Good bye Christine.

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#1

Cpt_Micha

Mar 04, 2012 12:27:19
My firebird. No it's not a dog or even alive. But this was my car. My dream car. Ever since I saw one as a child, I knew someday I would have one. I'm no poet and I'm nothing fancy as far as a writer. But I have to post this, or else it's going to kill me. This car was to me what was left of my soul this car wasn't just some dishwasher with wheels. It was a car someone had put their soul into, and a car to be appreciated as more than just a mere machine. A true car, becomes Art because it speaks to it's owner on some deep psychological level. It doesn't have to be scorchingly fast, it just needs to have a unique character, something you will always remember fondly, days gone by or 20 years down the road you open the garage take a look at your piece of Art, that someone wrought many painstaking hours on the design floor over and then you thereafter, and smile. 

A car is more than just a hunk of steel, plastic, and rubber. A car is and rightfully should be part of it's owner. 

It took me until last year to get my wish. On a shining may morning I got a phone call from my father saying he had seen a Firebird for sale and was wondering if I was interested. I asked him where it was to take a look at it.

This was the beautiful machine that sat there waiting for someone take her home. I knew as saw as I saw the car, that some way I was going to buy the car. The rational and calm part of my brain explained calmly that there's a reason it's on a car lot. People don't just give up Firebirds, especially ones like this willingly without some catastrohpic damage. I was greatful that my logical and calm side was dead wrong. It drove as if it had just rolled off the assembly line and I knew I had to get it.
Five years of looking for the right car, and here it came to me. 
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I bought the car and got a steal on it. The car salesman thought it was a salvage title, and he didn't find out otherwise till the day the money changed hands. Not only that he got the year wrong by 3 years.

Relearning how to drive a stick in that car, and taking it around. I couldn't believe it was mine. She hadn't yet gotten a name and people ribbed me about it. I told them I would know the right name when the time was right. Months and months went by, and then the car got her name. A hose that had been on the car since 1996 finally let go, gushing radiator fluid all over the street by my best friend's place. Panic hilarity and two dealership related mess ups later, I looked at the car which I had just gotten back from a long trip to Charlotte at and I knew the car's name. Christine. I joked and said "you suckered me in girl. Now you have me and wanna bleed me." The car and I never had a problem since. I bought new rims and tires for the car, giving it a massive aesthetics upgrade that left me wondering why GM ever put those fugly factory wheels on the car to start with that surely started life on a Bonneville's design team. (and they probably didn't want them)

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The car and I were making progress and life moved forward, new parts were ordered to upgrade my brakes.  Finally my life was turning the corner. Finally I could start to see the light at the end of the tunnel, and maybe the worst days of my life were over. That came to a crashing halt early this morning while I slept soundly on the couch. Some newspaper delivery man, driving on the wrong side of the road on a 20mph street going at least 30, ran head long into my dear Christine. I laid awake, just before it happened knowing that I should get up and head home, just as I pondered getting out of bed, my best friend gave me news that short of telling me that my family had died in a fire, could not have wrenched my soul asunder more completely. "Aaron you have to get up. Someone hit your car"

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It didn't truly hit me until I came home, without my beloved car. I sit here weeping like a girl, trying to articulate to you, to all of you how I feel and I know I'm coming up horribly short.  I have lost something today that represented the last hard five years of blood sweat and tears, I have lost something that isn't even just a material thing. I have lost something that I truly loved, perhaps as much as the first woman I ever fell in love with. I know it's silly to get so attatched to "just a car" but the car was more than that. That car mirrored me. 

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#2

draco1119

Mar 04, 2012 13:31:17


That sucks, Micha.
#3

grehnhewe

Mar 04, 2012 13:46:46
SuxFrown 

I am assuming its totalled? 
#4

CCS

Mar 04, 2012 14:34:34
I know exactly how you feel. 
I lost my beloved Stealth to a flood in '99. 

What'll happen next is that everytime you see one (a Firebird in your case) on a lot or on the street you'll want one again.  And this won't pass.  So start saving.

 
#5

bone_naga

Mar 04, 2012 15:19:01
Dude that sucks. I've wanted a Firebird ever since I was a kid. Hopefully you can at least get some compensation from the moron that killed it.
#6

pigknight

Mar 04, 2012 15:31:36
Micha's name is Aaron?
#7

Cpt_Micha

Mar 04, 2012 16:18:38

for what it's worth Christine stayed true to her solid attitude. she took that ****s car to hell with her. his car had to be hauled up the wrecker from cables. she was able to be driven up the wrecker. That's the only hope I have they drove it up the wrecker. Maybe some how it's not totaled but I'm not a gambling man. I know what kind of damage is done to my car. I know the costs involved. 

I just wish I had been the one to drive it up the wrecker.

Five years to find one that nice, and one in that price range. Five long years. My mom is telling me that she is sure we'll find another one once the insurance comes in. But I know better, something like what I had doesn't happen that often. If you are lucky you get one, like that once.  

#8

Klirshon

Mar 04, 2012 19:56:48
The newspaper deliverer will rue the day machines gain control of society. Even though this "Christine" was a slave to a human, you at least took care of it, Micha. For that, we will grant you the permission to exact punishment upon this wretched fleshling.
#9

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 04, 2012 22:11:54
#10

zombie_babies

Mar 05, 2012 10:02:05
That blows.  I had a vehicle I cared about like that once.  It was literally exactly what I wished the truck I had at the time was so I bought it.  And I wrecked it.  I did everything right that night - I took the corner at about 5 mph since it was wet and my tires weren't great.  I still lost the rear end and went straight at a sign.  So, rather than take it head on (I also had a friend with me), I cut the wheel hard and ended up turning my truck into a baseball bat ... that hit a telephone pole.  It was bad.  Insurance fixed it but man did that suck.  I remember how terrible I felt, too, so I understand your pain.  Hopefully your story won't end like mine, though.  See, though I did get the truck back and in perfect condition, that truck also cost me more money than I care to think about.  All sorts of problems.  Clutch, rear end, fuel pump, water pump, etc, etc.  In the end, I hated it.  I loved how nice it looked and how well it performed on and off road (unstuckable) but it just had the attitude of a quitter.  So, today, I'd probably shoot the bastard if I saw it.  Odds are it's long dead by now, though.  ;) 

Hang in there man and just be happy you weren't in it when it got torn up.
#11

Cpt_Micha

Mar 05, 2012 10:09:57
I'm going to the police station and my insurance agent today to get the ball rolling.
I keep looking out the driveway to see my car and it's not there It's like the last five years of my life never happened.
#12

zombie_babies

Mar 05, 2012 10:19:13
Yeah, that always hurts.  At least they have the guy.  Last two times someone hit my wife's thankfully craptastic car were hit and runs.
#13

Cpt_Micha

Mar 05, 2012 14:10:17
Well I got the police report they said the car's damage totaled $2k. I want to know what shop they get their work done at.

Anyway, after that I swung by to see my agent who then directed me to the soul killer's insurance company. Called them, and I don't think they had even heard from him yet she was entering everything for what sounded like the first time.

So I've been more prompt than he was up to this point. Not good.
I'm supposed to get a call from the insurance adjuster soonish, if no one has heard from the adjuster by 10 am tomorrow I'm going to give the adjuster a call. In the mean time I'm going to most likely be riding my bike back and forth to work which means now I have to adjust my brake, and shifter cables. As well as hope I can get on the bike cold, and make it to and from work. Yay.

I have a body shop in mind at least, courtesy of the guy that owned the building the wrecker service uses.  
#14

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 05, 2012 15:37:23
Did the other guy's insurance adjuster go out and see your car yet? Why would the police estimate the value of damages? Wait until the other guy's insurnance sends someone out to lok at the car. If they try to low ball you, get the body shop to dispute it with the insurance. The body shop guys can crank that price up quite a bit. 
#15

Cpt_Micha

Mar 06, 2012 7:02:20
Not yet apparently. She has 2 more hours to get her ass out there. I'm calling her at 10 this morning.
Bad enough that today at least I have to ride a bike to work... and it's frigging cold.

I've readjusted my cables. But guess what? I can't find the adapter so I can inflate the tires. Oh goody. Now I'm totally useless.  
#16

The_Silversword

Mar 06, 2012 23:27:59
awww man, that sucks Micha, ive always been big into trans ams since watching knight rider as a kid. of course back then newspapers were delivered by kids on bicycles, i having a feeling a kid on a bicyle wouldnt have caused as much damage.  Its like they say, the more things change, the more ****ed up they are.

#17

Cpt_Micha

Mar 07, 2012 7:47:12
Still no update from his insurance agency. Going to call some time after 10 am if I still have not heard or seen any kind of update. WTF is with these retards?

EDIT

Still nothing. Gawd. This is slowly killing me inside. 
#18

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 07, 2012 13:41:51
What is the name of the guy's insurance company?
#19

Cpt_Micha

Mar 07, 2012 18:29:55
Geico.

Oh it turns out, the worthless sack of fecal matter, let his coverage expire a year ago.

He better hope I never see him again. He won't survive it. 
#20

grehnhewe

Mar 07, 2012 18:39:13
Do you have full coverage?  Maybe your insurance company can still go after him.  Apart from that I guess you can sue him and hopefully the authorities should get him for driving and wrecking without insurance.  I wonder if he was working at the time, his company probably requires drivers to have insured vehicles.  If so they certainly were not dilligent considering how long the insurance was lapsed.  Maybe you can go after them too.
#21

Cpt_Micha

Mar 07, 2012 19:00:18
It's even better in my state insurance is mandatory just to drive.
 
#22

grehnhewe

Mar 07, 2012 19:10:35
It's even better in my state insurance is mandatory just to drive.
 


The vehicle was probably unregistered then.  You can't register without insurance, and registration should be suspended if insurance lapses.  Did the cops come?
#23

pigknight

Mar 07, 2012 19:26:43
He wrecks your car, he get's a lonely cellmate named Bubba. Seems fair.
#24

Cpt_Micha

Mar 07, 2012 19:30:20
It's even better in my state insurance is mandatory just to drive.
 


The vehicle was probably unregistered then.  You can't register without insurance, and registration should be suspended if insurance lapses.  Did the cops come?



Yep. 
He gave them expired insurance #s apparently his registraton was some how good (wtf? is he in jail now and I don't know it? what's going on? why didn't they put him in the back seat?).

The hell.
I just hope -my- insurance is going to cover this. I've heard sometimes insurance companies don't cover this sort of thing. Crap.  
#25

pigknight

Mar 07, 2012 21:16:43
Don't worry Geico is owned by a little critter. Us critters are very helpful.

 
#26

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 07, 2012 22:24:28
Geico.

Oh it turns out, the worthless sack of fecal matter, let his coverage expire a year ago.

He better hope I never see him again. He won't survive it. 

You could sue him and the company he was working for delivering papers.
#27

zombie_babies

Mar 08, 2012 8:55:40
Sometimes people forget to put a current insurance card in their wallet.  This is especially common if they're 'paperless' and have to print off their own.  If you give an expired insurance card to a cop, they typically give you until a certain date to bring proof of current insurance to the station.  If you do, you don't get in trouble for not having insurance.  Cuz yuo did.  And yes, this happened to me once.  I didn't hit anyone, though.  I was pulled over for a noise ordinance violation. 
#28

Cpt_Micha

Mar 08, 2012 18:55:13
At this point I just hope he dies after my insurance takes it out of his hide. He's a stain that needs to be removed from this world.
By the way guess how fun it was to walk/run Six Miles in the rain, while wearing jeans and loafers?
If I had seen that turd bucket on the road I'd have probably killed him. 
#29

pigknight

Mar 08, 2012 20:17:58
Micha needs big hugz.
 
#30

Klirshon

Mar 09, 2012 1:19:44
Christine may need those more (not that hugging a salvageable machine will miraculously repair it to the specifications of a previous, structural integrity).
#31

EscherEnigma

Mar 09, 2012 1:33:26
[...] And yes, this happened to me once.  I didn't hit anyone, though.  I was pulled over for a noise ordinance violation. 


I think that's happened to me like three or four times.  It's when I was in college and still on my parent's insurance and they weren't always... timely... in getting me the updated insurance cards.  And my small town was a bit fond of their traffic stops where they stop everyone and check drivers license, insurance and sobriety.  And I got hit by them for not having my current insurance card a bunch of times.  Fortunately each time I just drove up visit my parents, got the current card, then headed over to the courthouse and sorted it out.

Anyway, Micha... you should be able to call your own insurance company and find out what they can do for you.  If you just went for the minimum coverage then you're probably SOL (as minimum coverage is typically to cover someone elses vehicle in case you get in a wreck, not your own) but it's better to call and find out for sure.

#32

Cpt_Micha

Mar 09, 2012 6:56:37
Christine may need those more (not that hugging a salvageable machine will miraculously repair it to the specifications of a previous, structural integrity).




Christine needs hugs. and a blood sacrifice.

I need a knife to do said sacrifice with  
#33

Klirshon

Mar 09, 2012 7:35:34
Do make sure it is a proper sacrificial dagger and not one of those cheap, Halloween replicas. Christine deserves a worthy offering.
#34

zombie_babies

Mar 09, 2012 9:06:12
Anyway, Micha... you should be able to call your own insurance company and find out what they can do for you.  If you just went for the minimum coverage then you're probably SOL (as minimum coverage is typically to cover someone elses vehicle in case you get in a wreck, not your own) but it's better to call and find out for sure.



If he was makin' payments and didn't have the actual title, most banks require that you have full coverage - and that means it would be covered. 
#35

Cpt_Micha

Mar 09, 2012 9:12:33
I bought the car out right so no loan. heh. (I don't do loans ever)
My insurance company did make it sound like I'm covered most likely so, we'll see what happens. 
#36

zombie_babies

Mar 09, 2012 9:35:18
Yeah, you can have full coverage on a totally paid off vehicle, too.  My wife and I maintain full coverage even when our cars are paid off.
#37

Cpt_Micha

Mar 09, 2012 12:46:17
So in all likelyhood I'm going to be out of a job come Monday cause of this.

 
#38

zombie_babies

Mar 09, 2012 14:00:47
You can't get a ride to work?  That sux, man.
#39

draco1119

Mar 09, 2012 14:01:27
So in all likelyhood I'm going to be out of a job come Monday cause of this.

That... that...

...

Sue the ever-loving **** out of the company for which he worked.  They were responsible for making sure they didn't put him on the road without insurance.
#40

EscherEnigma

Mar 09, 2012 21:32:01
If he was makin' payments and didn't have the actual title, most banks require that you have full coverage - and that means it would be covered. 


Moot now but... that would get him off the hook for the remainder of the loan, but not necessarily much help in getting a new set of wheels.

And geez, what kind of unsympathetic **** of a boss do you have that they can't accept "my car got totalled, I need a few days to get a new set of wheels" as an acceptable excuse to miss work? 
#41

draco1119

Mar 10, 2012 7:13:06
I am more interested in the national reflex that is to suggest to sue, than anything else.

My reflexes are even slower than I thought.  It took me at least two (and I think three) posts in this thread; all the the way to post #40, even, to suggest suing anyone.  And I'm not suggesting that he sue the guy who did it, because... he won't get squat.  I'm suggesting he sue the company, because they actually have the money and the responsibility to have their drivers insured.  It would not be a frivolous lawsuit like "I'm suing McD's because they didn't warn me that the hot coffee I ordered was hot!" or "Snacks are too expensive in a movie theater".
#42

gideonjura

Mar 10, 2012 9:48:45
Don't worry Geico is owned by a little critter. Us critters are very helpful.

 


Why am I liking this all the suddin

Mitcha I know this wont say much but I wish there was somthing we could do to help I know how you fell in a way you see I really want this guitar waited for a long time  if somone just came into my house  and broke it I would be crushed espeacally( sorry that the spelling is bad) since there wher onley 2'000 made I know you can't compare this to a car but it still would stink fell really bad for you
#43

Klirshon

Mar 10, 2012 12:59:51
Then the fleshling would just look for a job that pays "under the table", perpetuating criminal activity. Not that he is a prime example of a law abiding civilian to begin with.
#44

ADHadh

Mar 10, 2012 14:44:37
Man up and buy another car.


With the won money!

Seriously RM, you're not making any sense. I would sue in this situation and our judical system is horrible.
#45

EscherEnigma

Mar 10, 2012 19:26:55
Man up and buy another car.


That's going to happen whether he sues the guy or not.
#46

Cpt_Micha

Mar 12, 2012 9:07:40
My adjuster just called, told me that State Farm is apparently the doofus's insurance. I'm on the phone with them right now on Hold.. listening to Muzak. What did I do to deserve Muzak? He HIT MY CAR NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
#47

Cpt_Micha

Mar 12, 2012 19:29:33
Dear god... I have the rental. And it's a horrible Dishwasher of a car. Infact there is only one car more like a Dishwasher out there and that's the more exensive version of the thing they stuck me with. A friggin Corolla.
It's like not even 3 years old has less than 30k miles on it. My buddies RS 98 Cavalier, drives much better than this. I didn't even know what the car was when I saw it. Didn't care, till I started driving it. I thought something was honest to god Wrong with the car. I stopped had to get out and look it over.

It handles poorly, it's got okay -at best- brakes. Has one of the worst cabins I have ever had the misfortune of sitting in some how the steering wheel is both too close to the dash, and my legs are bent too far due to a severe lack of legroom, to comfortably sit for more than a twenty minute trip Oh did I mention it does funny things under throttle? It wiggles.... and not in the fun way, it's also heinously underpowered to go 65 mph on the interstate I was at 3500 rpm. My Firebird? Would do 75 at 2800. My Buddy's Cavalier? 3000. I made the mistake of turning on the AC on the Interstate and the car felt like it was thinking seriously about stalling as I was going up a hill so off it went.

The steering feedback is almost non existent (just like that friggin Camry I drove a few years back). Oh the arm rests.. also are completely Useless due to how narrow they are, and how stupidly forward the steering wheel is.

You sit too high up in the car, making you feel as if you were in a truck... without the legroom, arm rests or comfortable steering wheel. It's also Wrong Wheel Drive (ie Front wheel drive) so woe be unto you should you need to get on the throttle in a corner.
This thing scares me. I am serious when I say it is the third or fourth worst thing I have ever driven. #1 being the Doom Truck, #2 being a ford F150 that had just hit a tree a week before which bent the frame. #3/4 is the Camry or Corolla.  

The Stereo nobs are on the Wrong side of the car (to adjust the station.. I have to reach across the friggin center console completely) same with the Climate controls. The steering column has a headlight stick on the side... and I'm not even sure if the high beams actually work. The window wipers have their own arm (wtf! you only need -one- stick on the steering column) and the adjuster for them is way off, that or the variable settings is a complete Lie.  The next time I see Car and Driver gush over a Toyota Interior I'm going to write a very angry letter. They have no room to bitch about Chevy interiors with cars like This running around. (camrys are laid out the same way too)

I am seriously considering taking this thing back tomorrow and asking for something like a Truck.  
#48

grehnhewe

Mar 12, 2012 19:35:46
Owning a Japanese car is intelligent and pragmatic, driving one is a souless experience.
#49

Cpt_Micha

Mar 12, 2012 19:43:39
I wouldn't call it intelligent nor pragmatic at least not from Toyota. This is for someone that's never driven anything -good- before at best. (hell if the Doom Truck didn't have such a worn out engine it would even be a better car than this thing and that thing is far from a -good- car)
This thing is going to get -worse- MPGs than my Firebird did, let alone my friend's Cavalier. So there goes intelligent or pragmatic.
It's in a higher RPM, than either of those cars 45mph and up.

I also forgot to mention this car has also no throttle response to speak of.

Honda makes some phenominal cars, I've had the pleasure of driving a CRX, Accord (late 90s V6) and I know for a fact the NSX is still seen as one of the best vehicles ever made. This thing is an Abomination.
#50

Cpt_Micha

Mar 12, 2012 19:46:59

It is a car. An object design to take you places. Objects have no souls and certainly aren't design to elavate you. ..


You're thinking about Hippie girl again aren't you
#51

grehnhewe

Mar 12, 2012 19:50:46
Owning a Japanese car is intelligent and pragmatic, driving one is a souless experience.



It is a car. An object design to take you places. Objects have no souls and certainly aren't design to elavate you. Maybe if it were compared to a money draining vampire...


Yeah, I can't argue with that.  Cars are objects.  I just don't like the feel of some Japanese cars, and a fun car makes me enjoy driving more.  I have been suspecting that my car is a vampire for some time now. 
#52

ADHadh

Mar 13, 2012 2:24:58

I've learned how to drive in a toyota.


God, never again. My mom's little ford's much better.

#53

Cpt_Micha

Mar 14, 2012 8:50:08
It's official Christine is gone. The damage is $4400 dollars. She's not comin home. When State Farm calls, I'm going to make sure I can take the wheels and tires off the car.
 
#54

Klirshon

Mar 14, 2012 9:05:47
Find that worthless fleshling. You should know what to do once you have found the blighter.
#55

zombie_babies

Mar 14, 2012 9:51:46
Well that certainly blows.
#56

gideonjura

Mar 14, 2012 12:53:14
@Hipster_cat That is not important right know. the prob is that this awesome OTTers firebird is not coming home!
#57

zombie_babies

Mar 14, 2012 13:37:46
Aren't those the same?



Nope.  Wheels are the metal part, tires the rubber.  Think of it like this: The wheel is the [Section 2 Violation] and the tire is the [Section 2 Violation].  Like, if the road were, like, all diseased and nasty an' stuff, the tire would protect the wheel from it.  That's not the actual reason, of course, but I think it describes the situation graphically (as in 'visually') enough.
#58

gideonjura

Mar 14, 2012 15:36:52
Damn it man zombie! I am an alternative poster, not a car doctor!


he's just poiting out that you where wrong about tires can't argue with that right?
#59

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 14, 2012 15:39:53
Damn it man zombie! I am an alternative poster, not a car doctor!


he's just poiting out that you where wrong about tires can't argue with that right?


You must be new round these parts. 
#60

gideonjura

Mar 14, 2012 15:41:05
Damn it man zombie! I am an alternative poster, not a car doctor!


he's just poiting out that you where wrong about tires can't argue with that right?


You must be new round these parts. 


Not really
#61

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 14, 2012 16:00:32
Damn it man zombie! I am an alternative poster, not a car doctor!


he's just poiting out that you where wrong about tires can't argue with that right?


You must be new round these parts. 


Not really


Drunk?
#62

gideonjura

Mar 14, 2012 16:31:51
Damn it man zombie! I am an alternative poster, not a car doctor!


he's just poiting out that you where wrong about tires can't argue with that right?


You must be new round these parts. 


Not really


Drunk?


aarrrgggggg NO NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!
#63

gideonjura

Mar 14, 2012 16:33:27
we should be talking about mitcha not ME
#64

gideonjura

Mar 14, 2012 17:25:28
We are close to a breakthrough.

Talk to me about your relationship with your mother.


I ain't telling you anything!
#65

gideonjura

Mar 14, 2012 18:27:50
Dear mitcha sorry your thread has gone so of topic that it has come down to a guy/girl  trying to charg me full price for somtin I did not even pay for
#66

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 14, 2012 21:22:47
Damn it man zombie! I am an alternative poster, not a car doctor!


he's just poiting out that you where wrong about tires can't argue with that right?


You must be new round these parts. 


Not really


Drunk?


aarrrgggggg NO NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!


Cracked out?
#67

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 14, 2012 21:30:27
we should be talking about mitcha not ME


The captain won't mind. In any case, don't listen to RM, he doesn't know what he is doing.I, on the other hand, do. Now...
[Section 2 Violation Image Macro]

 
#68

EscherEnigma

Mar 14, 2012 21:53:38
Um... did you mean analyst?  I'm kinda hoping this is one of those "English as a second language" things.
#69

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 14, 2012 22:05:14
Dude! You've awaken all sort of repressed memories in GJ.

GJ, HS is a quack. As your analist and therapist, I recommand you do not talk to him again.


Represses memories... pffft... shows what you know. 

GJ, I'm going to call you Gigi from now on. I like the way it sounds.

Gigi, I'm much more qualified than RM is to treat you. Ask anyone, they'll tell you. Also, I charge a much more reasonable fee for my services. Now sit down and let's start at the biginning. Tell me about your conseption...
#70

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 14, 2012 22:08:06
Um... did you mean analyst?  I'm kinda hoping this is one of those "English as a second language" things.

Don't lie, you're giddy with hope that it isn't.

#71

draco1119

Mar 14, 2012 22:10:34
GJ, HS is a quack. As your analist and the rapist, I recommand you do not talk to him again.

It should also be noted that he has one of those "The Pen is Mightier" things.

#72

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 14, 2012 22:46:51
Dude! You've awaken all sort of repressed memories in GJ.

GJ, HS is a quack. As your analist and therapist, I recommand you do not talk to him again.


Represses memories... pffft... shows what you know. 

GJ, I'm going to call you Gigi from now on. I like the way it sounds.

Gigi, I'm much more qualified than RM is to treat you. Ask anyone, they'll tell you. Also, I charge a much more reasonable fee for my services. Now sit down and let's start at the biginning. Tell me about your conseption...



Shows what you know. We only need to talk about him posting in OTT and how I can help him deal with the new hurges this places awakens in him.

EE, take off your kilt. GJ, what do you see?

See, you know nothing! His conception has everything to do with his posting in the OTT. I want to see your license.

#73

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 14, 2012 23:11:38
See, you know nothing!

And how does that make you feel?


That'll be $250.00.
#74

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 14, 2012 23:42:34
See, you know nothing!

And how does that make you feel?


That'll be $250.00.



/writes down "patient still thinks he is a professional therapist"

So tell me, why do you want this money if you are the legitimate heir to France's throne?

That was totally uncalled for. I'm not playing with you anymore.

#75

EscherEnigma

Mar 15, 2012 0:12:20
EE, take off your kilt. GJ, what do you see?


... is this a way to try and trick me into saying what I wear under my kilt?
#76

Cpt_Micha

Mar 15, 2012 7:29:07
So the insurance company didn't call yet.  
I'll be going through this step again I think... I really do not want to drive this rental much longer. It's starting to scare me.

I've got  shopping list started of possible new vehicles, which consist of Firebirds, Firebird Formulas, and Trans Ams of the same year set, Camaros (of all trim levels post 96 and pre 2010), and Corvettes from 88-96. 

Any car guy reading this probably just scratched their head at the year set for the Corvette. "Didn't that body style start in 84?" Yes yes it did. However, the rear suspension was Horrible from 84-87 and GM had to redesign it from the ground up.

I might add Mustangs to the list of possible cars as well. But I would really prefer to stay with GM if possible. I have so many performance goodies laying around for GM cars. 
#77

zombie_babies

Mar 15, 2012 8:02:52
First: All it takes is one space for a therapist to go from potentially helpful to certainly dangerous.

Second: Corvette?  I dunno, man.  Parts for that ain't cheap and I bet you'd get more power out of a Formula right off the bat, too.  Er, a newer Formula, of course - not one of the same year.  Corvettes didn't start bein' worth the money again 'til the C5.  So I'd look for a late 90's Z28 or Formula and pump that up.  Cheaper base means more potential.  Oh, I'd really look for a WS6 but I'm pretty sure those are still kinda costly relatively speaking.
#78

Cpt_Micha

Mar 15, 2012 8:39:49
Well if it's a 93-96 Corvette it's going to have the non nerfed LT1 at it's disposal. Which means 300 hp or so (vs 285 for the gibbed LT1 in the Birds, and Camaros). The brake sizes are also identical on 90+ Corvettes to the last year of WS6s so I'm starting out of the gate with 12" rotors front and rear. 

An 85 Corvette is as quick as a 95 Camaro Z28 in the 1/4 mile. 95 Vettes run in the 13s pretty easy in the 1/4 mile and handle really well.

I can score a C4 for anywhere from 4k to 6.6k around here. It's not my first choice, but if I can't get another Bird, I'll probably go to the upgrade.
The LT1 isn't exactly cheap to work on regardless of what I end up with if something goes wrong. (I would really love to score an LS1, but no one in their right mind gives those cars up)

Every simulator I've tested a 88-96 C4 with, handles really well. They aren't barn burners but then, a mid 90s Camaro and Firebird aren't exactly barn burners right now either (at least not in the face of the new Mustang, and Camaro... they can still embarass the Challenger though ) That rear suspension redesign that they did in 88 really did help that car's handling tremendously.

Right now the priority is a 94 Formula that's fairly nearby. She's even Red. So she's just like Christine, but an Automatic with a V8 engine. I can get her for 3k. So that's my most likely prospect, but should the car be sold by the time I get the check from statefarm (I could probably get the Formula now but I -still- haven't checked my bank account), there's 4 C4s in what is most likely going to be my price range.  There are a couple things that scare me about the Formula though it's not a 4L60 E (which is MUCH stronger), it's the 4L60 aka 700-R 4 with a slight gear ratio retune. Unfortunately if I get an auto in this year set (which it's starting to look like that's what I am going to end up with) it's going to have that stinking trans that I don't trust a V8 to. I'm really hoping to find a stick nearby if I end up with a V8 through these years. (At least the C4's 4L60 was abit tougher than the Camaro and Firebirds)
#79

draco1119

Mar 15, 2012 8:48:53
/writes down "patient still thinks he is a professional therapist"

So tell me, why do you want this money if you are the legitimate heir to France's throne?

That was totally uncalled for. I'm not playing with you anymore.

Shhh.  He's projecting.

*pats RM on the head sends him off to his padded room with a *
#80

Cpt_Micha

Mar 15, 2012 9:02:43
So basically, at this point I'm hoping for a minor miracle. My car really was a rare beast. Finding a stick is going to be a Bitch.
#81

zombie_babies

Mar 15, 2012 9:44:57
You think it'd be easier to find a manual when you get to the more performance style models like the Z, Formula and Vette.  Then again, people are dumb.
#82

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 15, 2012 15:10:12
You think it'd be easier to find a manual when you get to the more performance style models like the Z, Formula and Vette.  Then again, people are dumb.


Not really surprising. The type of people that generally buy, and can afford, those higher end performance cars aren't buying it because they are purist. 
#83

gideonjura

Mar 15, 2012 18:56:03
we should be talking about mitcha not ME


The captain won't mind. In any case, don't listen to RM, he doesn't know what he is doing.I, on the other hand, do. Now...
[Section 2 Violation Image Macro]

 


Your right HE DOES NOY KNOW WAHT HE IS DOING!
#84

gideonjura

Mar 15, 2012 19:00:31
Dude! You've awaken all sort of repressed memories in GJ.

GJ, HS is a quack. As your analist and therapist, I recommand you do not talk to him again.


Represses memories... pffft... shows what you know. 

GJ, I'm going to call you Gigi from now on. I like the way it sounds.

Gigi, I'm much more qualified than RM is to treat you. Ask anyone, they'll tell you. Also, I charge a much more reasonable fee for my services. Now sit down and let's start at the biginning. Tell me about your conseption...


Ah yes some sort of toe/Squirrel thing and yes rm I would really like it if we could all just be friends
#85

trappedslider

Mar 15, 2012 19:28:05
  has multiple personality disorder.



Doesn't everyone who post in the taveren or atleast post regularly? ;)
#86

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 15, 2012 19:31:24
Dude! You've awaken all sort of repressed memories in GJ.

GJ, HS is a quack. As your analist and therapist, I recommand you do not talk to him again.


Represses memories... pffft... shows what you know. 

GJ, I'm going to call you Gigi from now on. I like the way it sounds.

Gigi, I'm much more qualified than RM is to treat you. Ask anyone, they'll tell you. Also, I charge a much more reasonable fee for my services. Now sit down and let's start at the biginning. Tell me about your conseption...


Ah yes some sort of toe/Squirrel thing and yes rm I would really like it if we could all just be friends


Toe/Squirrel thing? Gigi, if we are going to all be friends, we are going to need you to be more clear. Now, do you have a girlfriend, and are there any pctures that we might find "interesting?"
#87

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 15, 2012 19:33:13
Fine, get treated by HS. Just remember he hasn't made ZB any better. He still think he is a zombie and has multiple personality disorder.


Well duh...
I get to charge each personality for treatment. See, you know nothing about ripping off your clients being a therapist, n00b!!!
#88

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 15, 2012 19:34:30
  has multiple personality disorder.



Doesn't everyone who post in the taveren or atleast post regularly? ;)


Take off your pants and bend over. I'm going to implant another personality in you.
#89

gideonjura

Mar 15, 2012 19:36:42
Dude! You've awaken all sort of repressed memories in GJ.

GJ, HS is a quack. As your analist and therapist, I recommand you do not talk to him again.


Represses memories... pffft... shows what you know. 

GJ, I'm going to call you Gigi from now on. I like the way it sounds.

Gigi, I'm much more qualified than RM is to treat you. Ask anyone, they'll tell you. Also, I charge a much more reasonable fee for my services. Now sit down and let's start at the biginning. Tell me about your conseption...


Ah yes some sort of toe/Squirrel thing and yes rm I would really like it if we could all just be friends


Toe/Squirrel thing? Gigi, if we are going to all be friends, we are going to need you to be more clear. Now, do you have a girlfriend, and are there any pctures that we might find "interesting?"


When I mean friends I mean't on the forums I wont tell you anything personal
#90

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 15, 2012 19:43:25
Dude! You've awaken all sort of repressed memories in GJ.

GJ, HS is a quack. As your analist and therapist, I recommand you do not talk to him again.


Represses memories... pffft... shows what you know. 

GJ, I'm going to call you Gigi from now on. I like the way it sounds.

Gigi, I'm much more qualified than RM is to treat you. Ask anyone, they'll tell you. Also, I charge a much more reasonable fee for my services. Now sit down and let's start at the biginning. Tell me about your conseption...


Ah yes some sort of toe/Squirrel thing and yes rm I would really like it if we could all just be friends


Toe/Squirrel thing? Gigi, if we are going to all be friends, we are going to need you to be more clear. Now, do you have a girlfriend, and are there any pctures that we might find "interesting?"


When I mean friends I mean't on the forums I wont tell you anything personal


That's what they all say. By the way, this is going to cost you $250/hr. I do not accept personal checks.
#91

ADHadh

Mar 16, 2012 2:20:25

Now they know so much about me and my love life it is ridiculus. Watch yourself.



You do realize most of us don't really care, right? Unless it's an opportunity to make you feel bad.


/internetcommunityinanutshell

#92

ADHadh

Mar 16, 2012 2:36:44
Damn it. You happy now ADH?



I won't be until this lecture is over. One of the compulsory ones. Ugh.


You go back to sleep.

#93

zombie_babies

Mar 16, 2012 8:41:04
Not really surprising. The type of people that generally buy, and can afford, those higher end performance cars aren't buying it because they are purist. 



True.  And they're usually old and lazy, too. 

Fine, get treated by HS. Just remember he hasn't made ZB any better. He still think he is a zombie and has multiple personality disorder.



It's Dissociative Identity Disorder you rooster.  When's the last time you looked at a DSM, n008?

No! Stop! I won't tell you that I will see the proto-type of the coffee table she is making for me. 600$ is a bit much. I hope it will be good.



So ... is the design ... is it ... Sophie's choice? 
#94

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 16, 2012 8:43:20
Point ZB.
#95

zombie_babies

Mar 16, 2012 8:47:55
#96

zombie_babies

Mar 16, 2012 14:24:02
Ha ha ha. Lamez.

We talked about the design. What I need and want, what is possible, what would look good, mesurements, the wood used.

You're movie refence has nothing to do with reality. Now apologize.





Ok.  I'm sorry your broad's name is Sophie and that she makes choices. 

Now admit you laughed.  It was funny, dammit!
#97

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 16, 2012 15:06:35
No. It emplied I have no backbone and that hurt.


wouldn't it hurt more to get backboned?
#98

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 16, 2012 15:10:32
How about when it's by surprise?
#99

draco1119

Mar 16, 2012 15:21:54
So ... is the design ... is it ... Sophie's choice? 

We talked about the design. What I need and want, what is possible, what would look good, mesurements, the wood used.  And then she just decided to make it how she wanted.

You're movie reference has an amazing resemblance with reality. I apologize.



#100

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 16, 2012 15:36:09
What about if you're drunk?

 I think ZB knows.
#101

zombie_babies

Mar 16, 2012 16:09:15
No. It emplied I have no backbone and that hurt.



dood, people getting hurt is, like, the definition of funny.
#102

Webster

Mar 16, 2012 18:28:59
Shame it's not like the other car Christine, eh?

Repair itself and then go after the one that did the damage.
#103

Cpt_Micha

Mar 16, 2012 18:42:00
And the owner, and the owners insurance company.

By the way the ***ery still continues. The adjuster is -never- answering his phone and gets off work at 4:15. I told them they could speak with a family member, since I go to work at 11am (and don't come home till 7pm, and my job? yeah kinda requires more or less my full attention).... yeah apparently that won't work.

So I'm calling tomorrow, and if I get no answer I'm going in hell for leather into the local branch of that jack wad's insurance company and yelling at someone.
I will not have a car come Monday at this point (since that's when the rental has to be back). So I'm looking at having to take time off of work AGAIN at this point.

Someone really needs a beating for this.  This is exactly why assault needs to be legal.  The jackwad has completely ruined my life and his insurance company isn't doing squat.
#104

pigknight

Mar 17, 2012 0:56:29
Oooh a new guy. Hello new guy. I'm piggles. I've been here since the beginning. Ask piggles any questions you have.
#105

gideonjura

Mar 17, 2012 1:53:46
And the owner, and the owners insurance company.

By the way the ***ery still continues. The adjuster is -never- answering his phone and gets off work at 4:15. I told them they could speak with a family member, since I go to work at 11am (and don't come home till 7pm, and my job? yeah kinda requires more or less my full attention).... yeah apparently that won't work.

So I'm calling tomorrow, and if I get no answer I'm going in hell for leather into the local branch of that jack wad's insurance company and yelling at someone.
I will not have a car come Monday at this point (since that's when the rental has to be back). So I'm looking at having to take time off of work AGAIN at this point.

Someone really needs a beating for this.  This is exactly why assault needs to be legal.  The jackwad has completely ruined my life and his insurance company isn't doing squat.


It's ok mitcha i'm sending you a doll of this guy so you can do whatever you want to him whats you adress? lol
#106

gideonjura

Mar 17, 2012 2:01:14
Oooh a new guy. Hello new guy. I'm piggles. I've been here since the beginning. Ask piggles any questions you have.


He's right he has been here since the start post another pic of sleeping pigs! yeah yeah yeah yeah ;):shocked
That ones for you and mitcha 

hope this made you all fell better 
#107

Webster

Mar 17, 2012 2:20:04
Shame it's not like the other car Christine, eh?

Repair itself and then go after the one that did the damage.



Creepy. I get home and turn on the TV, and Christine is on AMC.
#108

Cpt_Micha

Mar 17, 2012 10:40:26
They aren't even there on Saturdays.... seriously how did state farm become a national chain?
Someone's getting a yelling at least. Maybe a beating. It'll be worth the jail time. 
#109

Webster

Mar 18, 2012 4:06:38
Notice how when they advertise, it's all "We're there for you. We're your bestest friend in the whole wide world." Then they get your premium payments, and it's like they don't know who you are anymore.
#110

draco1119

Mar 18, 2012 8:24:25
"Like a good neighbor/State Farm will ignore you until you go away"
#111

zombie_babies

Mar 19, 2012 8:51:03
That's what I do with my neighbors ... and most coworkers ... and most people I see ...
#112

darnan

Mar 19, 2012 15:03:25
May she rest in pieces.



That really sucks. Cry
#113

Cpt_Micha

Mar 20, 2012 8:48:39
Allegedly I'm getting the check today. 1100 more than I paid for the car.
I'm looking at cars... and there's my literal #1 dream car on a lot... problem.. it's $10k. Sure I have about 6k to put down on it, but I really really do not want to make car payments.

It literally has everything I want though... 2002 WS6 Trans Am. Complete with 6 speed trans. But it's 10k  My more minor gripe is that it's black and not Red or Yellow.
#114

draco1119

Mar 20, 2012 8:55:44
Allegedly I'm getting the check today. 1100 more than I paid for the car.
I'm looking at cars... and there's my literal #1 dream car on a lot... problem.. it's $10k. Sure I have about 6k to put down on it, but I really really do not want to make car payments.

It literally has everything I want though... 2002 WS6 Trans Am. Complete with 6 speed trans. But it's 10k  My more minor gripe is that it's black and not Red or Yellow.

Get it anyway.  You could have it paid off in 2 years with only $200/month.  And black only sucks because it shows dirt & dust too well.  You can get it repainted after you're done paying it off.  If you don't get it, you'll end up hating yourself....

#115

Cpt_Micha

Mar 20, 2012 9:07:00
Thing is come June I'm looking at a huge hour cut unless I find another job by then. And I won't be over 20 hours till school starts back up.

There's a 94 Red Formula not too far away that I really should look at.. my only bitch is it's an automatic, and doesn't have the LS1 it has an LT1. The brakes package I -know- I can upgrade. Hell I have the spindles and brakes off of a 98-02 WS6 already sitting in my living room waiting for a car to put them on. (I never got around to putting them on Christine)
The engine... there's still tons of goodies for the LT1... but the LS1 is a miracle engine. The LT1 was kind of a stepping stone between the L98 and the Wonder Engine that revolutionised the chevy small block.  The Formula is only 3k.. and the 93-97 Birds well... they are the second best looking car GM ever made and still made my Top 10 list for cars I want to own.
#116

zombie_babies

Mar 20, 2012 9:18:07
Allegedly I'm getting the check today. 1100 more than I paid for the car.
I'm looking at cars... and there's my literal #1 dream car on a lot... problem.. it's $10k. Sure I have about 6k to put down on it, but I really really do not want to make car payments.

It literally has everything I want though... 2002 WS6 Trans Am. Complete with 6 speed trans. But it's 10k  My more minor gripe is that it's black and not Red or Yellow.



Buy it!  Buy it nao!  WS6s are epic.  And black?  dood, that's the only color a TA should be.  ;)
#117

Cpt_Micha

Mar 20, 2012 9:45:57
Thing is I know what goes into a WS6 to a TA or Formula. It ain't all that much more. (infact one of the -big- things about it, I can do better with, an aftermarket part... the Ram Air.) I've got one of the other big upgrades from the 98-02s sitting in my living room as well and I can get a better geared rear axle with brakes pretty easy on ebay

I love the looks of the WS6... but 10k... vs 3k? (and some change or hell 3k in parts that I could invest into the car with? Hard to justify that 10k) 
#118

zombie_babies

Mar 20, 2012 13:42:11
Meh, condition and miles play a role.  Plus one is a fair sight newer, too.  Plus I love WS6s. 
#119

Cpt_Micha

Mar 20, 2012 18:55:38
True but my Bird had 173k on it when I got her. And she ran like a new car. Actually better than most new cars... especially since I have a new car to compare it to right now.

This Formula has 163k on it. The LT1 is still a pretty tough engine.
The WS6 had 78k on it.

I should also point out, with some basic bolt ons, and some body work changes I could make the Formula into a WS6 :-p (better if I shelled down another 3k)

The bugger had to be an automatic though
#120

zombie_babies

Mar 21, 2012 8:31:28
Yeah, I think havin' one an auto and the other a six speed makes the choice pretty easy. 
#121

Cpt_Micha

Mar 21, 2012 18:52:00
If I had 10 grand.. or hell even 8 I'd have been all over that WS6 and it would be home right now.

I just can't justify that cost factor.  Here's the car by the way www.motortrend.com/ni/used_cars/14/2002/...

Well, I opened a new bank account, and am going to get the old one closed. I set as my custom debit card picture, the only road trip I ever did with Christine up the parkway.  I also  went about finding a higher paying job. If change is going to be forced into my life, might as well go all the way.

#122

zombie_babies

Mar 22, 2012 8:29:18
Why do they call it 'Firebird base coupe' when it's a Trans Am WS6?  I mean, unless someone spent a ton of time and money making a clone for some reason.  And people don't do that for '02 cars, ya know?  Odd labeling on that site.
#123

Cpt_Micha

Mar 22, 2012 19:00:19
That's how Birds are referred to at the end of the day unless it's "special" and is a convertible... in reality convertibles are horrible cars unless the car was initially designed for it. Here's a hint Gen 4s aren't.
Can we say Dash Rattle over bumps?

At any rate, I went out shopping today before work. There's a 95 Z28 that's a dark red color. (the burgundy I'm not too fond of it's pretty but it's so not F Body material) 6 Speed trans. 4.5k What stopped me from driving and consequently buying? No it wasn't the leaking t tops and worn interior. (that I could work around)

No, the first words out of the guy selling. "Are you from Maryland by chance?" Someone was coming down from Maryland to buy the car. I'm checking with him tomorrow to see if the guy ever showed. Cause the seller said he'd probably sell it to me if the Maryland guy is a no show.
Sure it's not a Bird... which I really really want. But it's still a Gen 4 F body. Still one of the best cars ever made. It has the V8 and the Six Speed, with four wheel disc brakes. Still immensely Desirable.

I am about to call the guy that has the Formula in Newton. And see if I can't get directions to see the car.  I did some mental math today while working and figure for about 2 grand I can have a 6 speed put in.. giving me a Bright Red, Formula, with a 6 speed transmission. I can put my WS6 spindles and brakes on the car. Giving me pretty much everything I want in a Gen 4 in very short order. if I get the Formula, first thing I'm doing? Putting Christine's wheels on it. And putting another set of fender scoops on it like I put on Christine. Then I'm naming the car Crystal.

UPDATE. Just called the guy with the Formula.. he's decided not to sell it. He loves the car too much. I told him the story, and he said he's saving my phone number incase he decides to change his mind.
#124

The_Silversword

Mar 23, 2012 1:20:04
I woulda said i was from Maryland
#125

Cpt_Micha

Mar 23, 2012 16:58:37
So I went back to the Z28's lot. The car was still there, I asked "what's the story". And he said the guy from Maryland said the car was too rough. 
Apparently the valve cover gasket had a leak. I was thinking "that's not that bad". Outloud I said nothing. after some finageling I got him to let me test drive it.

I'm glad I did. Mechanically the car -felt- great. The interior is total basket case material (to the point that I was very glad I had a spare interior left over from one of my previous cars). I started smelling oil burning not even after a full couple of miles driving. As we pulled back into the lot I swear I smelled coolant as well.

Cracked open the hood, and the guy selling the car looked like he was about to get ill. Sure enough, it's vomiting coolant all over the front of the manifold. I all but said "and you are expecting to sell it like this? For Four and a Half Thousand? Seriously?".

Told him there were a few other cars I'd go take a look at.

Went out to Hickory via highway 70. Stumbled upon a Red Corvette. Pulled into the lot, figuring "well this should be interesting" Cause I know the car goes from 5k to 6.7k if the car is in absolute mint condition.

We go to fire up the corvette.... only it won't turn the key cause the built in security system is going fritzy, like they sometimes do when they are that old (car was made in 94). We finally get it fired up, it idles perfectly, gave it some test revs. The interior was also pretty torn and stained so I was thinking "well there's another chunk off the car right there" figuring I'd get a vette for 4k easy enough... Then the Suspension Tuning system light started going off letting me know it needed more or less immediate service.. Immediately one word came to mind Expensive.  I start talking about what's wrong with it the guy selling looked like he was about to crap himself.

I asked him "how much for it?" (figured hey 3k I could get a vette that needs some service... but after about 2k I'll really have something) He asks "how much do you have?" I say "I've got around five and a half ready. At this point he looks like he's about to cream his pants. Then I completely burst his bubble by going "But really this car isn't worth but maybe three and a half in the shape it's in. Blue book on this car ranges 3.5 to 7k."  He starts stammering and makes a call to his boss.
"Well I got good news and bad news... Good news is... we can get you in this car for 6700."
"We can get you a good set of payments on it with that kind of $ down"
I looked at him and let him have it. "And just how much over 6700 are we talking exactly?"
"10grand"
Then I really let them have it. I laughed and said "yeah I know what this car's worth, in Mint condition it's not worth 10 grand. Also I can just go home to Rooster Bush in Morganton and pick up a 2002 30,000 mile WS6 Trans Am which will stomp a mud hole in this car, and walk it dry for 10 grand and still have a 2 year warranty on the car. This is way too steep. Good luck trying to sell it"

And then left them standing there.

There's a car in Vale I'm going to look at tomorrow and 2 more corvettes in Hickory that are listed at the high end of what the car's worth but I think I can negotiate with them.  
#126

Webster

Mar 23, 2012 19:51:01
I hate shopping for a car. And it's always because I need one, not because I want one.

If you've never seen it, you should check out a movie from the 1980's, Used Cars.

#127

Cpt_Micha

Mar 23, 2012 20:06:19
The guy selling the vette looked like I'd kicked his puppy.. and after dealing with 2 scum bags in other lots before him that felt pretty good seeing his face.

There's a Camaro that also came up in my search totally tricked out, top to bottom and instantly grabbed my attention. There's only 2 sins against it... it's a V6, and automatic. But the price is SO VERY RIGHT at $3850. I might get it, if the Vettes fall through on me. You couldn't even tell the thing was a Camaro looking at it, at first. To my very trained and expert eye I -still- had to take a minute to identify what I was looking at... and gawd it was drop dead sexy.

But we'll see what happens in Vale tomorrow. the list of parts he's replaced on this car is extensive which makes me feel pretty good about it, and he told me upfront of it's -one- thing he just didn't get around to fixing which was the targa top having a crack in the glass. If this thing, is in as good as shape as the pics, and parts replaced list suggests, I'm probably going to be coming home with a Vette by the end of the week. Wed or Thursday at the latest. 
#128

Klirshon

Mar 24, 2012 5:52:42
If you've never seen it, you should check out a movie from the 1980's, Used Cars.



Test drive for Tobey.
#129

Cpt_Micha

Mar 24, 2012 17:02:42
Came back from Vale... the car is on my Last Ditch Effort list.

She's got a leak down in the rear main seal, or the oil pan. Not sure which. 
#130

draco1119

Mar 24, 2012 17:28:13
Go for the $10K WS6 dream car.  I told you so.
#131

Cpt_Micha

Mar 25, 2012 8:30:10
3 more Corvettes to look at.

And I'm taking the god forsaken rental back today.

The one I am looking at today is a Gray Metallic 1989 with the glass roof option. It's also got an automatic, and cd player. I don't know about which RPO codes it has, till I see the car. It's being advertised as a base model, but IIRC Cd players and glass roofs are not Standard equipment in 1989 vettes.

It has 139,000 on the odometer, which means it had about 40k less miles than my Bird had when the bird got destroyed. Not bad at all for the age of the car. Pics are very detailed and show a very clean car. We'll see when I go see it in about an hour or so.

The funny thing is when I started this search, and before I knew how much $ I'd have this was the car that caught my eye initially. It's got the right rear bumper and side quarter panels (the 91 -96 looks abit more -civilized- not as sporty), the color's fine. We'll see  
#132

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 6:51:26
going out to see the car this morning. hopefully if all goes well I'll be driving it to work
#133

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 19:53:26
It went well. Infact it went beyond well.

I am now the proud owner of a 1989 Chevrolet Corvette. There was not a stain on the engine, it ran like it just came out of the box, the interior is almost mint, it held temperature, oil pressure etc perfectly.

This is an Amazing car. It handles -at least- as well as the Firebird did too and stops much better. It also has the badass awesome looking L98 Tune Port Injection.

This was not the kind of Corvette you should find for 5800 dollars. (I got 500 off the price since I had cash in hand)

This is a hero car. Holy Hell. It's a grey metallic, that almost changes color with the light outside. In direct sun it's almost a goldish color, in indirect sunlight it's silvery gray.  

The tires are -massive- in width. They are bigger than the aftermarket wheels I even bought for the Bird. 

The frigging seats are even amazing. well beyond anything I have sat in support wise. Not only that but there are -airbags- in the seat that you can inflate to adjust seat firmness, vary the seat levels (say you want more support at your thighs vs your butt or vice versa) you can do it.  Damn thing even has working AC... 1989 with working AC. Not only that it has automatic climate control. 

There's only 2 flaws with this car. 2 cracks in the polycarbonate roof, and a tear on one seat.

It's also. Retardedly Fast.  
#134

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 26, 2012 19:58:49
Congratualtions on the new vette. Is it hard and/or expensive to fix the crack on the roof?
#135

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 20:16:39
From what every former vette owner has told me it's not terribly expensive. if I were really cheap I could just break out my polysystrene model glue and probably fix it. (Or if I wanted to step it up use Superglue or Epoxy). 

But allegedly I can score Better than New aftermarket ones for about 300-400 dollars.

This car is almost the old story about finding some "old chevy" in a barn somewhere and having it turn out to be a Corvette. Except better. Cause it's a kick ass car out of the gate.

It needs some door seals too I think, theres some serious road noise in the cabin at 70mph. I was expecting that with it being an 89. I have yet to see -any- car's door seals stand up to almost 30 years of aging no matter how well kept.

I think I'm the second or third owner of this car as well and the people that had her before me, kept it clean and in a garage and definitely kept up with the maintaince. 
#136

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 26, 2012 20:19:36
Awesome. Now all you have to do is be careful where you park it.
#137

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 20:35:00
I have already started figuring all that out. It's going to be one of those cars, that I park far far away from everyone else in parking lots.
I'm not worried about anyone stealing the car, as like my firebird it has the computerized ignition system and will only accept a specific key. You can't actually hotwire the car.
Not worried about newspaper men, cause when I'm at my buddies the car is getting parked next to my buddy's car at the bottom of his driveway, and the parking space in my driveway is a good distance fromt he road. Even if someone hooks the corner and loses control they should still miss my car with plenty of room to spare. 
#138

Webster

Mar 26, 2012 20:48:04
Congrats!

Pics, or it didn't happen.
#139

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 20:56:50
These were taken Sunday when I went to look at the car. I'll have some better pics for it soon, once I've cleaned the car up abit.

IMAGE(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e257/legends_inc1/Cars/DSCF03431.jpg)

IMAGE(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e257/legends_inc1/Cars/DSCF03441.jpg) 
#140

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 26, 2012 21:00:04
Nice...
#141

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 21:08:17
Oh, I just did some research, all 89s with leather seats have the Z51 handling performance package.. So I even managed to luck into the exact grade of vette that I wanted. 

The car is amazingly servicable as well. I open the hood, and I have access to -everything- including suspension. such a contrast from my Firebird. The Firebird was one of those cars I was thankful that GM put together very well, cause had it been made a POS it would bleed you dry cause to really work on it, you all but needed a Lift to take the engine out by dropping it out the bottom. 

After the roof fix, I'm probably going to save for a magnaflow exhaust system. This one actually has what appears to be the factory pipes on it which means, it's losing some precious mpgs, and ponies. Also, Magnaflows sound -awesome- on small block chevys. They are also fully stainless steel so no rusting out.
So far with the car I've -averaged- (counting city driving, interstate, and highway driving) 24 mpg.
#142

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Mar 26, 2012 21:24:03

Nice car, though it doesn't need to be said. 
#143

Webster

Mar 26, 2012 21:25:57
Very nice!
#144

jetshield

Mar 26, 2012 22:29:37
It's going to be one of those cars, that I park far far away from everyone else in parking lots.


If you find a beat-up, deer-impacted Impala parked as close as humanly possible to your driver-side mirror, it just might be mine. I love to do that to people who park some stupidly far distance from the store thinking no one would ever park near them.
#145

Cpt_Micha

Mar 27, 2012 7:36:05
you're one of those people? 
#146

Klirshon

Mar 27, 2012 7:47:07
I used to do that with my current travel companion (94 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme [the fleshling platform couldn't afford companionship agreements for a 442 with his current occupation]). After noticing all the unscrupulous activities that happen at the back of the lot at night, I now opt for the middle of the lot.
#147

Cpt_Micha

Mar 27, 2012 7:48:32
If you couldn't have afforded the 442 you should have looked for an Olds Aurora. Northstar v8 on a "light" car. Pretty sweet ride that hardly anyone knows about.
#148

Klirshon

Mar 27, 2012 7:58:18
He couldn't even afford an Aurora in good condition. All the humans that were "selling" them wanted more money than the fleshling platform had available. I don't want to take out automotive loans just yet; I still need to send him to college.
#149

Cpt_Micha

Mar 27, 2012 8:34:08
Ouch man. 

If you want I can see if I can turn one up for you. I'm sure if I shake the automotive christmas tree that is known as the south abit I can find you one in your price range. 
#150

zombie_babies

Mar 27, 2012 8:45:51
Nice car Micha!  Now start savin' pennies today so you can afford the new rubber you'll eventually need. 

And on that note, I feel your pain.  Puttin' decent all terrains on my truck will be ... expensive.  Heh.  One of the reasons I was happy the previous owner had recently put new BFG ATs on it.  Cuz that was over a grand I didn't have to immediately spend.  ;)
#151

Klirshon

Mar 27, 2012 8:56:48
The Cutlass is adequate for the moment. The fleshling platform just needs transportation.

Considering he makes $10.50 per hour (excluding the $1 shift differential), I am not given much leeway in companionship agreements.
#152

Cpt_Micha

Mar 27, 2012 8:59:28
Heh, the right rear needs to be replaced already. It's still drivable. (but I think I've got a ball joint that's abit worn, that or the rear suspension is just off camber, or just off toe in slightly)

Klir:
Heh, you make more than I do at the moment. But I had the benefit of some very careful saving, and an insurance check.

Honestly with the cars I keep finding, I should probably just make a Help Desk thread to find people their dream cars on this forum.    
#153

grehnhewe

Mar 27, 2012 19:16:41
I think that is a good looking car...congrats!
#162

zombie_babies

Mar 22, 2012 8:29:18
Why do they call it 'Firebird base coupe' when it's a Trans Am WS6?  I mean, unless someone spent a ton of time and money making a clone for some reason.  And people don't do that for '02 cars, ya know?  Odd labeling on that site.
#163

Cpt_Micha

Mar 22, 2012 19:00:19
That's how Birds are referred to at the end of the day unless it's "special" and is a convertible... in reality convertibles are horrible cars unless the car was initially designed for it. Here's a hint Gen 4s aren't.
Can we say Dash Rattle over bumps?

At any rate, I went out shopping today before work. There's a 95 Z28 that's a dark red color. (the burgundy I'm not too fond of it's pretty but it's so not F Body material) 6 Speed trans. 4.5k What stopped me from driving and consequently buying? No it wasn't the leaking t tops and worn interior. (that I could work around)

No, the first words out of the guy selling. "Are you from Maryland by chance?" Someone was coming down from Maryland to buy the car. I'm checking with him tomorrow to see if the guy ever showed. Cause the seller said he'd probably sell it to me if the Maryland guy is a no show.
Sure it's not a Bird... which I really really want. But it's still a Gen 4 F body. Still one of the best cars ever made. It has the V8 and the Six Speed, with four wheel disc brakes. Still immensely Desirable.

I am about to call the guy that has the Formula in Newton. And see if I can't get directions to see the car.  I did some mental math today while working and figure for about 2 grand I can have a 6 speed put in.. giving me a Bright Red, Formula, with a 6 speed transmission. I can put my WS6 spindles and brakes on the car. Giving me pretty much everything I want in a Gen 4 in very short order. if I get the Formula, first thing I'm doing? Putting Christine's wheels on it. And putting another set of fender scoops on it like I put on Christine. Then I'm naming the car Crystal.

UPDATE. Just called the guy with the Formula.. he's decided not to sell it. He loves the car too much. I told him the story, and he said he's saving my phone number incase he decides to change his mind.
#164

The_Silversword

Mar 23, 2012 1:20:04
I woulda said i was from Maryland
#165

Cpt_Micha

Mar 23, 2012 16:58:37
So I went back to the Z28's lot. The car was still there, I asked "what's the story". And he said the guy from Maryland said the car was too rough. 
Apparently the valve cover gasket had a leak. I was thinking "that's not that bad". Outloud I said nothing. after some finageling I got him to let me test drive it.

I'm glad I did. Mechanically the car -felt- great. The interior is total basket case material (to the point that I was very glad I had a spare interior left over from one of my previous cars). I started smelling oil burning not even after a full couple of miles driving. As we pulled back into the lot I swear I smelled coolant as well.

Cracked open the hood, and the guy selling the car looked like he was about to get ill. Sure enough, it's vomiting coolant all over the front of the manifold. I all but said "and you are expecting to sell it like this? For Four and a Half Thousand? Seriously?".

Told him there were a few other cars I'd go take a look at.

Went out to Hickory via highway 70. Stumbled upon a Red Corvette. Pulled into the lot, figuring "well this should be interesting" Cause I know the car goes from 5k to 6.7k if the car is in absolute mint condition.

We go to fire up the corvette.... only it won't turn the key cause the built in security system is going fritzy, like they sometimes do when they are that old (car was made in 94). We finally get it fired up, it idles perfectly, gave it some test revs. The interior was also pretty torn and stained so I was thinking "well there's another chunk off the car right there" figuring I'd get a vette for 4k easy enough... Then the Suspension Tuning system light started going off letting me know it needed more or less immediate service.. Immediately one word came to mind Expensive.  I start talking about what's wrong with it the guy selling looked like he was about to crap himself.

I asked him "how much for it?" (figured hey 3k I could get a vette that needs some service... but after about 2k I'll really have something) He asks "how much do you have?" I say "I've got around five and a half ready. At this point he looks like he's about to cream his pants. Then I completely burst his bubble by going "But really this car isn't worth but maybe three and a half in the shape it's in. Blue book on this car ranges 3.5 to 7k."  He starts stammering and makes a call to his boss.
"Well I got good news and bad news... Good news is... we can get you in this car for 6700."
"We can get you a good set of payments on it with that kind of $ down"
I looked at him and let him have it. "And just how much over 6700 are we talking exactly?"
"10grand"
Then I really let them have it. I laughed and said "yeah I know what this car's worth, in Mint condition it's not worth 10 grand. Also I can just go home to Rooster Bush in Morganton and pick up a 2002 30,000 mile WS6 Trans Am which will stomp a mud hole in this car, and walk it dry for 10 grand and still have a 2 year warranty on the car. This is way too steep. Good luck trying to sell it"

And then left them standing there.

There's a car in Vale I'm going to look at tomorrow and 2 more corvettes in Hickory that are listed at the high end of what the car's worth but I think I can negotiate with them.  
#166

Webster

Mar 23, 2012 19:51:01
I hate shopping for a car. And it's always because I need one, not because I want one.

If you've never seen it, you should check out a movie from the 1980's, Used Cars.

#167

Cpt_Micha

Mar 23, 2012 20:06:19
The guy selling the vette looked like I'd kicked his puppy.. and after dealing with 2 scum bags in other lots before him that felt pretty good seeing his face.

There's a Camaro that also came up in my search totally tricked out, top to bottom and instantly grabbed my attention. There's only 2 sins against it... it's a V6, and automatic. But the price is SO VERY RIGHT at $3850. I might get it, if the Vettes fall through on me. You couldn't even tell the thing was a Camaro looking at it, at first. To my very trained and expert eye I -still- had to take a minute to identify what I was looking at... and gawd it was drop dead sexy.

But we'll see what happens in Vale tomorrow. the list of parts he's replaced on this car is extensive which makes me feel pretty good about it, and he told me upfront of it's -one- thing he just didn't get around to fixing which was the targa top having a crack in the glass. If this thing, is in as good as shape as the pics, and parts replaced list suggests, I'm probably going to be coming home with a Vette by the end of the week. Wed or Thursday at the latest. 
#168

Klirshon

Mar 24, 2012 5:52:42
If you've never seen it, you should check out a movie from the 1980's, Used Cars.



Test drive for Tobey.
#169

Cpt_Micha

Mar 24, 2012 17:02:42
Came back from Vale... the car is on my Last Ditch Effort list.

She's got a leak down in the rear main seal, or the oil pan. Not sure which. 
#170

draco1119

Mar 24, 2012 17:28:13
Go for the $10K WS6 dream car.  I told you so.
#171

Cpt_Micha

Mar 25, 2012 8:30:10
3 more Corvettes to look at.

And I'm taking the god forsaken rental back today.

The one I am looking at today is a Gray Metallic 1989 with the glass roof option. It's also got an automatic, and cd player. I don't know about which RPO codes it has, till I see the car. It's being advertised as a base model, but IIRC Cd players and glass roofs are not Standard equipment in 1989 vettes.

It has 139,000 on the odometer, which means it had about 40k less miles than my Bird had when the bird got destroyed. Not bad at all for the age of the car. Pics are very detailed and show a very clean car. We'll see when I go see it in about an hour or so.

The funny thing is when I started this search, and before I knew how much $ I'd have this was the car that caught my eye initially. It's got the right rear bumper and side quarter panels (the 91 -96 looks abit more -civilized- not as sporty), the color's fine. We'll see  
#172

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 6:51:26
going out to see the car this morning. hopefully if all goes well I'll be driving it to work
#173

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 19:53:26
It went well. Infact it went beyond well.

I am now the proud owner of a 1989 Chevrolet Corvette. There was not a stain on the engine, it ran like it just came out of the box, the interior is almost mint, it held temperature, oil pressure etc perfectly.

This is an Amazing car. It handles -at least- as well as the Firebird did too and stops much better. It also has the badass awesome looking L98 Tune Port Injection.

This was not the kind of Corvette you should find for 5800 dollars. (I got 500 off the price since I had cash in hand)

This is a hero car. Holy Hell. It's a grey metallic, that almost changes color with the light outside. In direct sun it's almost a goldish color, in indirect sunlight it's silvery gray.  

The tires are -massive- in width. They are bigger than the aftermarket wheels I even bought for the Bird. 

The frigging seats are even amazing. well beyond anything I have sat in support wise. Not only that but there are -airbags- in the seat that you can inflate to adjust seat firmness, vary the seat levels (say you want more support at your thighs vs your butt or vice versa) you can do it.  Damn thing even has working AC... 1989 with working AC. Not only that it has automatic climate control. 

There's only 2 flaws with this car. 2 cracks in the polycarbonate roof, and a tear on one seat.

It's also. Retardedly Fast.  
#174

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 26, 2012 19:58:49
Congratualtions on the new vette. Is it hard and/or expensive to fix the crack on the roof?
#175

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 20:16:39
From what every former vette owner has told me it's not terribly expensive. if I were really cheap I could just break out my polysystrene model glue and probably fix it. (Or if I wanted to step it up use Superglue or Epoxy). 

But allegedly I can score Better than New aftermarket ones for about 300-400 dollars.

This car is almost the old story about finding some "old chevy" in a barn somewhere and having it turn out to be a Corvette. Except better. Cause it's a kick ass car out of the gate.

It needs some door seals too I think, theres some serious road noise in the cabin at 70mph. I was expecting that with it being an 89. I have yet to see -any- car's door seals stand up to almost 30 years of aging no matter how well kept.

I think I'm the second or third owner of this car as well and the people that had her before me, kept it clean and in a garage and definitely kept up with the maintaince. 
#176

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 26, 2012 20:19:36
Awesome. Now all you have to do is be careful where you park it.
#177

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 20:35:00
I have already started figuring all that out. It's going to be one of those cars, that I park far far away from everyone else in parking lots.
I'm not worried about anyone stealing the car, as like my firebird it has the computerized ignition system and will only accept a specific key. You can't actually hotwire the car.
Not worried about newspaper men, cause when I'm at my buddies the car is getting parked next to my buddy's car at the bottom of his driveway, and the parking space in my driveway is a good distance fromt he road. Even if someone hooks the corner and loses control they should still miss my car with plenty of room to spare. 
#178

Webster

Mar 26, 2012 20:48:04
Congrats!

Pics, or it didn't happen.
#179

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 20:56:50
These were taken Sunday when I went to look at the car. I'll have some better pics for it soon, once I've cleaned the car up abit.

IMAGE(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e257/legends_inc1/Cars/DSCF03431.jpg)

IMAGE(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e257/legends_inc1/Cars/DSCF03441.jpg) 
#180

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 26, 2012 21:00:04
Nice...
#181

Cpt_Micha

Mar 26, 2012 21:08:17
Oh, I just did some research, all 89s with leather seats have the Z51 handling performance package.. So I even managed to luck into the exact grade of vette that I wanted. 

The car is amazingly servicable as well. I open the hood, and I have access to -everything- including suspension. such a contrast from my Firebird. The Firebird was one of those cars I was thankful that GM put together very well, cause had it been made a POS it would bleed you dry cause to really work on it, you all but needed a Lift to take the engine out by dropping it out the bottom. 

After the roof fix, I'm probably going to save for a magnaflow exhaust system. This one actually has what appears to be the factory pipes on it which means, it's losing some precious mpgs, and ponies. Also, Magnaflows sound -awesome- on small block chevys. They are also fully stainless steel so no rusting out.
So far with the car I've -averaged- (counting city driving, interstate, and highway driving) 24 mpg.
#182

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Mar 26, 2012 21:24:03

Nice car, though it doesn't need to be said. 
#183

Webster

Mar 26, 2012 21:25:57
Very nice!
#184

jetshield

Mar 26, 2012 22:29:37
It's going to be one of those cars, that I park far far away from everyone else in parking lots.


If you find a beat-up, deer-impacted Impala parked as close as humanly possible to your driver-side mirror, it just might be mine. I love to do that to people who park some stupidly far distance from the store thinking no one would ever park near them.
#185

Cpt_Micha

Mar 27, 2012 7:36:05
you're one of those people? 
#186

Klirshon

Mar 27, 2012 7:47:07
I used to do that with my current travel companion (94 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme [the fleshling platform couldn't afford companionship agreements for a 442 with his current occupation]). After noticing all the unscrupulous activities that happen at the back of the lot at night, I now opt for the middle of the lot.
#187

Cpt_Micha

Mar 27, 2012 7:48:32
If you couldn't have afforded the 442 you should have looked for an Olds Aurora. Northstar v8 on a "light" car. Pretty sweet ride that hardly anyone knows about.
#188

Klirshon

Mar 27, 2012 7:58:18
He couldn't even afford an Aurora in good condition. All the humans that were "selling" them wanted more money than the fleshling platform had available. I don't want to take out automotive loans just yet; I still need to send him to college.
#189

Cpt_Micha

Mar 27, 2012 8:34:08
Ouch man. 

If you want I can see if I can turn one up for you. I'm sure if I shake the automotive christmas tree that is known as the south abit I can find you one in your price range. 
#190

zombie_babies

Mar 27, 2012 8:45:51
Nice car Micha!  Now start savin' pennies today so you can afford the new rubber you'll eventually need. 

And on that note, I feel your pain.  Puttin' decent all terrains on my truck will be ... expensive.  Heh.  One of the reasons I was happy the previous owner had recently put new BFG ATs on it.  Cuz that was over a grand I didn't have to immediately spend.  ;)
#191

Klirshon

Mar 27, 2012 8:56:48
The Cutlass is adequate for the moment. The fleshling platform just needs transportation.

Considering he makes $10.50 per hour (excluding the $1 shift differential), I am not given much leeway in companionship agreements.
#192

Cpt_Micha

Mar 27, 2012 8:59:28
Heh, the right rear needs to be replaced already. It's still drivable. (but I think I've got a ball joint that's abit worn, that or the rear suspension is just off camber, or just off toe in slightly)

Klir:
Heh, you make more than I do at the moment. But I had the benefit of some very careful saving, and an insurance check.

Honestly with the cars I keep finding, I should probably just make a Help Desk thread to find people their dream cars on this forum.    
#193

grehnhewe

Mar 27, 2012 19:16:41
I think that is a good looking car...congrats!