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#1 HRSegovia Aug 09, 2013 17:30:51	A party stands at the gate to the 9 Hells when the barbarian turns to the wizard for advice.  He sees the wizard casting Ray of Frost on some water the cleric had created.  The barbarian's face twists, "What in the 9 Hells are you doing?" The cleric held-up a newly created puffy white ball, "We were told we wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in Hell - so we're calculating our odds."
#2 homicidal_squirrel Aug 09, 2013 18:17:38	Odds are you didn't bother to read this thread or this thread. Odds are you'll get a better response if you post in one of the forum sections where D&D is discussed, and not in the Off Topic Tavern, where as you may be able to tell from all the other threads, D&D is not discussed. Odds are this thread will only go down hill from here.
#3 pigknight Aug 09, 2013 18:52:14	You can't explain puns to kleptos, they take everything literally.
#4 jetshield Aug 09, 2013 21:12:15	I hereby decree this thread to be about puns.
#5 Hipster_Dog Aug 09, 2013 21:49:21	Pun-pun is way over powered and ruined 3.x!
#6 pigknight Aug 11, 2013 2:49:07	A party walks into a zoo. There is only one animal: a dog. It is a shitzu.