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#1 zombie_babies Jul 22, 2010 7:36:13	Link - with pic! So this whale jumped and pwnt this sailboat's mast.  It's a pretty sick pic and a cool story. EDIT: More pics.
#2 ADHadh Jul 22, 2010 7:52:32	Man, whales are jerks. They're laughing in our faces because they know they're endangered and we can't kill them.
#3 zombie_babies Jul 22, 2010 8:30:08	This whale may have thought the occupants of the sailboat were Japanese and so decided to attack.  Whales are pretty racist when you get to know them.
#4 Klirshon Jul 22, 2010 8:34:31	The humans deserved it. They didn't adhere to the nautical traffic signals that were clearly in whale song format.
#5 idhriniel Jul 27, 2010 14:33:27	How are whales racist?
#6 zombie_babies Jul 27, 2010 14:44:51	How are whales racist? Cuz they thought the people they tried to kill were Japanese and that's why they tried to kill 'em.  Cuz the Japanese hunt whales.  Like on that show on the TV.  It was a joke of sorts.  It assumed the reader understood the context.  Duh.
#7 idhriniel Jul 27, 2010 14:47:10	But why would...nevermind. I was going to say, "Why would they care if they were Japonais?" but it's a somewhat stupid question. And don't worry if I start spewing French.
#8 zombie_babies Jul 27, 2010 14:54:31	Cuz.  The.  Japanese.  Kill.  Whales.  Spelt out enuff fer yeh?  Nuffin 'somewhat' about it, btw.
#9 scypio Jul 27, 2010 15:19:54	South Park is probably past her bedtime... or she's not allowed to watch it being a kid and all.
#10 zombie_babies Jul 27, 2010 16:14:04	South Park ain't the answer, though.  The Japanese actually kill whales and it's actually, in the real world, reported on annually at the least.  Heh.  Guess she don't watch the news or Animal Planet either.
#11 toastedamphibian Jul 27, 2010 17:49:10	She didn't know drugs could be made from nasal spray. I belive you consistently set your expectations of previous knowledge above what our bait-immitating friends believe to be desireable to their target audience.
#12 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2010 18:13:05	This can't end well.
#13 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2010 19:06:28	You have to ask why? (Sorry, I barely remember any French at the moment. My fault for not continuing it last year, I suppose.)
#14 KillerGM Jul 27, 2010 19:16:13	Oh, snap!! (Aw, come on guys, nobody posted that already?!?  Slackers!!)
#15 toastedamphibian Jul 27, 2010 19:32:10	Was it ever determined if typing in a non-english langauge was counted as "masking" by the powers that be?
#16 KillerGM Jul 27, 2010 19:39:54	Was it ever determined if typing in a non-english langauge was counted as "masking" by the powers that be? Inconclusive.  But threads and posts have been deleted for being in a non-English language (I seem to remember a Spanish thread?).
#17 toastedamphibian Jul 27, 2010 19:42:39	Was it ever determined if typing in a non-english langauge was counted as "masking" by the powers that be? It is not! I love you my American friend! I would put a lot of snails in your mouth! And stinky cheese! ... Indeed.
#18 monstro Jul 27, 2010 20:02:12	Wadn't me.  Could have been any whale and if I don't remember it, it didn't happen.
#19 scypio Jul 28, 2010 8:21:13	South Park ain't the answer, though.  The Japanese actually kill whales and it's actually, in the real world, reported on annually at the least.  Heh.  Guess she don't watch the news or Animal Planet either.  Yeah, I know its real, but I thought you were referring to South Park. But thinking about it, it was dolphins in South Park, so I'm just all kinds of wrong.
#20 zombie_babies Jul 28, 2010 9:18:05	They killed whales in that SP ep, too.  Honestly, if it had been closer to when that ep aired, I'd likely have been thinking of it.  Right now, though, the new season of whale wars is on and so I occasionally check that out - to root against the stupids from Sea Shepard.  Yep. I do think TA is right.  I expect far too much out of the young'ns.  Like, you know, common knowledge.
#21 scypio Jul 28, 2010 10:30:06	Oh, yeah. I forgot about the Whale Wars episode (of South Park). I was thinking of the episode when the Japanese attack Sea World because of the doctored picture of the atomic bombing. And yeah, young'ns kind of suck. Edit: (Which can be good sometimes... if you know what I mean...)
#22 zombie_babies Jul 28, 2010 14:33:34	That was the same ep!   And I hear what yer sayin' about youngn's.  When I saw it, I thought goldy may have taken over your account for a minute.
#23 zombie_babies Jul 28, 2010 14:38:50	Eww.  I mean, it's hawt, but ... eww ...
#24 scypio Jul 28, 2010 15:33:47	That was the same ep!   And I hear what yer sayin' about youngn's.  When I saw it, I thought goldy may have taken over your account for a minute.  Yeah, I don't know what up with that. I must be getting forgetful in my old age. And there doesn't need to be a goldomark take over to appreciate them little girls, not that I promote or participate in illegal activity.
#25 zombie_babies Jul 28, 2010 15:45:50	Heh, yeah.  All ya need is a little'n, a bag, a stall and some time.  What for I couldn't imagine, but that's what they tell ya.