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#1 homicidal_squirrel May 08, 2011 15:04:24	www.dreadcentral.com/news/44292/keanu-re...
#2 EscherEnigma May 08, 2011 15:23:31	... why am I suddenly being reminded of the casting of the Last Airbender?
#3 homicidal_squirrel May 08, 2011 15:28:01	Because you have the ability to sense tragic events before they happen?
#4 calronmoonflower May 08, 2011 15:58:26	So keanu is going to turn into a giant amoeba?
#5 grehnhewe May 08, 2011 16:01:56	This adpatation may be cursed already.  So many producers, writers and actors have been attached, unattached and changed, including the setting.  (Manhattan instead of Tokyo?)  And now it is being fast-tracked. (another bad sign) It sounded more interesting when Leonard DiCaprio was supposed to produce and star.
#6 homicidal_squirrel May 08, 2011 16:09:31	I'm just waiting for them to announce that Tyler Perry is going to be the lead.
#7 goblin_pride May 08, 2011 17:57:18	I'm just waiting for them to announce that Tyler Perry is going to be the lead.   Okay, that one got me. Kudos, sir, you have made me laugh.
#8 Escef May 08, 2011 18:05:10	So keanu is going to turn into a giant amoeba? No, they're talking about casting him as Kaneda, not Tetsuo. Keanu with a motorcycle and a laser rifle... Honestly, that sounds like something more appropriate for Bill & Ted 3. Maybe as a Terminator cross-over. "Dude, those robots are totally bogus!" - "They most certainly are, my most excellent friend. But right now we need to get new batteries for our laser guns... Do you think Van Halen might have some?"
#9 grehnhewe May 08, 2011 18:18:09	I'm just waiting for them to announce that Tyler Perry is going to be the lead. Madea's Big Ameba?