Anderson Silva walks into a bar...

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#1

homicidal_squirrel

May 21, 2012 23:21:09
... and sees a fat man.

#2

The_Silversword

May 22, 2012 0:41:22
I thought Segal got out of the acting business cause his sensai or whatever said it was bad karma or something, but doing beer comercials is ok!?
#3

homicidal_squirrel

May 22, 2012 0:43:18
I thought Segal got out of the acting business cause his sensai or whatever said it was bad karma or something, but doing beer comercials is ok!?

The guy looks like he ate a tub of lard for lunch every day for the last 20+ years. You really think he cares what someone says is bad for him

#4

homicidal_squirrel

May 22, 2012 0:49:04
Who is the black dude and why does he like to dress like a girl? Not that there is anything wrong with it.

More importantly, why should I care about him more than girls in bikinies trying to sell me the same bad beer?


You wouldn't know him. He's too underground for you.
#5

The_Silversword

May 22, 2012 0:58:43
HC brings up a valid point. I have a feeling girls in bikinis would sell more beers.
#6

homicidal_squirrel

May 22, 2012 1:07:30
Better?
#7

The_Silversword

May 22, 2012 1:14:45
Those dudes showed up for the beer!? must be some good stuff!
#8

ADHadh

May 22, 2012 6:23:34
Those dudes showed up for the beer!? must be some good stuff!


Alternatively they're not into girls that much
#9

Robin_Hoodlum

May 22, 2012 6:40:53
Seagal...
What a has-been!
His eyelids are even fat!
Meh.
#10

Cpt_Micha

May 22, 2012 7:24:52
They should have finished the commercial with what would really happen in that fight... the after shot of Seagal laying comatose, broken and bleeding.

Seagal's ego is almost as fat as he is. (which is impressive to say the least!) he was -never- a high end martial artist. Let alone now that he's discovered the joys of a lard diet. 
#11

zombie_babies

May 22, 2012 8:47:49
Actually he was a 'high-end' martial artist.  Well regarded in the Aikido world.  Now he's a really weird dood that thinks he invented the front kick.
#12

homicidal_squirrel

May 22, 2012 8:50:10
Actually he was a 'high-end' martial artist.  Well regarded in the Aikido world.  Now he's a really weird dood that thinks he invented the front kick.

You and your blatant lies!!! He did invent the front kick!!!


#13

zombie_babies

May 22, 2012 8:54:52
Heh, what's even more ammusing is that the person what wrote the article got it sorta wrong, too.  Some styles do use the front kick as sort of a push kick thing.  Others most assuredly do not.  It's taught as an attack and never thrown as a push.  So yeah, maybe SS did invent it. 
#14

homicidal_squirrel

May 22, 2012 8:59:32
Now the question is whether or not the mighty front kick can defeat TRT at UFC 148.
#15

zombie_babies

May 22, 2012 9:02:12
Well, a triangle choke beat TRT last time.  I think it'll be a little less ... dramatic this time.  ;)
#16

Cpt_Micha

May 22, 2012 9:03:23
Actually he was a 'high-end' martial artist.  Well regarded in the Aikido world.  Now he's a really weird dood that thinks he invented the front kick.



Seagall at his prime, vs a resurected Bruce Lee, I know who I'd put my money on.
Hell I'd put my money on Stalone now, vs seagal at his prime. 
#17

homicidal_squirrel

May 22, 2012 9:06:21
Well, a triangle choke beat TRT last time.  I think it'll be a little less ... dramatic this time.  ;)


Very true. Also, this time Silva won't have the rib injury. It should be a fun fight to watch. Although it will probably last longer than the up-coming Junior Dos Santos VS Frank Mir fight.
#18

homicidal_squirrel

May 22, 2012 9:08:55
Actually he was a 'high-end' martial artist.  Well regarded in the Aikido world.  Now he's a really weird dood that thinks he invented the front kick.



Seagall at his prime, vs a resurected Bruce Lee, I know who I'd put my money on.
Hell I'd put my money on Stalone now, vs seagal at his prime. 


Dude, Stalone is roided up. That guy could fight a giant robot and win. 
#19

Cpt_Micha

May 22, 2012 9:14:51
Damn you squirrel go to hollywood NAO. I want to watch that movie.
#20

zombie_babies

May 22, 2012 11:52:22
Very true. Also, this time Silva won't have the rib injury. It should be a fun fight to watch. Although it will probably last longer than the up-coming Junior Dos Santos VS Frank Mir fight.



Yupyup.  Frank Mir takes a pun ... oh, it's over.
#21

zombie_babies

May 22, 2012 15:31:40
TRT boy now has Commission permission to use it - with some conditions.
#22

homicidal_squirrel

May 22, 2012 18:27:52
TRT boy now has Commission permission to use it - with some conditions.


Yeah, I read that. I'm curious how long he has been taking TrT considring:
“Male hypogonadism is a condition in which the body doesn't produce enough testosterone, the hormone that plays a key role in masculine growth and development during puberty,” according to the Mayo Clinic.

He didn't seem small when he fought at light-heavyweight. Talk about early diagnosis.  
#23

ADHadh

May 23, 2012 6:55:36
TRT boy now has Commission permission to use it - with some conditions.


Yeah, I read that. I'm curious how long he has been taking TrT considring:
“Male hypogonadism is a condition in which the body doesn't produce enough testosterone, the hormone that plays a key role in masculine growth and development during puberty,” according to the Mayo Clinic.

He didn't seem small when he fought at light-heavyweight. Talk about early diagnosis.  


Heh, it's like the asthma epidemic during winter olympics; except in this case the contestant has to admit he's not man enough
#24

zombie_babies

May 23, 2012 8:23:19
Yeah, I read that. I'm curious how long he has been taking TrT considring:
“Male hypogonadism is a condition in which the body doesn't produce enough testosterone, the hormone that plays a key role in masculine growth and development during puberty,” according to the Mayo Clinic.

He didn't seem small when he fought at light-heavyweight. Talk about early diagnosis.  



Well, at least we know it's in no way related to steroid use.  Like, usin' a lot of 'roids doesn't destroy your ability to produce testosterone or anything like that.  Oh, yeah it does.  My bad. 
#25

homicidal_squirrel

May 23, 2012 20:14:05
Well, at least we know it's in no way related to steroid use.  Like, usin' a lot of 'roids doesn't destroy your ability to produce testosterone or anything like that.  Oh, yeah it does.  My bad. 


A while ago I was looking up some info on some supplements, and I ended up over at a bodybuilding forum discussing it. After getting the info I needed, I started going through the rest of the discussions, and I found a discussion on Test-boosters (not steroids). Ther ewas a 17 year old kid that wanted people to recomend a good test-booster for him. Everyone kept telling him he didn't need it, and that the side-effects outweighed any gains he could get from it. Of course this had no affect on the kid. He still wanted a powerful test-booster, so one of the guys there gave him the name of some test-booster, but ended along the lines of 'if you want a test-booster that will make you get massive, use X. It'll make you huge... and grow your prostate to the size of a basketball.'

I'm guessing that may be something Sonnen may want to look into. 
#26

zombie_babies

May 24, 2012 7:55:00
Heh, so 'roids ruin your test production and test ruins your prostate.  It's amusing how the pursuit of ubermanliness destroys what makes ya a man. 
#27

homicidal_squirrel

May 24, 2012 10:34:19
After the fight, Sonnen will be changing names to Cher. 
#28

zombie_babies

May 24, 2012 11:50:19
Well he certainly won't be calling himself Chaz ...