Why would someone do that?
Some times when you have to go, you just have to go.
How would someone do that?
*shrug*
Same way you would do it at home. Take your pants down and just go. The difference is that you are floating and so is your deposit.
I don't go swimming, so....
You just go to public pools to poop?
I understand that. But I am couth and responsible enough to know better than to poop in a pool, public or otherwise.
I highly doubt your claim.
Yeah, I know this. But how does somebody stand/ sit/ float in a public pool and defecate without others seeing and beating the hell out of you?
Poop and move. By the time it floats up, you could be on the other side of the pool.
No. I don't go to public pools at all.
I poop in a toilet... like other educated, responsible, and reasonable people.
A toilet is just a little pool for your poop.
I understand that. But I am couth and responsible enough to know better than to poop in a pool, public or otherwise.
I highly doubt your claim.
So?
That doesn't make it untrue.
Actually, it does. You shuld know this. You're a super genius after all.
I know that you're arrogant and full of yourself.
Actually, I'm full of goodness and happiness.
I also know your screen name, but I don't really think you are a homicidal squirrel. Why do you think I am really a super genius? Because of my screen name?
So you're saying that your screen name is actually a lie? I knew it! Proof you lie! Therefore your claim about your education and not pooping in pools must be a lie!
I should know better by now...
You should. More proof you're a liar and you poop in pools!
find a summer home that nobody is at and take a dunk, if I can do it in jacksonville you can for sure do it in miami
True, but why would I do that? I have friends that have pools. If I wanted to I could use their pool. If I really wanted my own pool, I'd just buy a house with a pool or build one.
the rush man! its like theft but with fun...you're stealing fun, how often can ya do that ya know?
I stopped stealing fun when I got a job that alloed me to afford my own. Get a job, you dirty communist hippie!!!
find a summer home that nobody is at and take a dunk, if I can do it in jacksonville you can for sure do it in miami
True, but why would I do that? I have friends that have pools. If I wanted to I could use their pool. If I really wanted my own pool, I'd just buy a house with a pool or build one.
No need to build one, just find one of these...
Dude... you don't want to go anywhere near one of those in Miami.
find a summer home that nobody is at and take a dunk, if I can do it in jacksonville you can for sure do it in miami
True, but why would I do that? I have friends that have pools. If I wanted to I could use their pool. If I really wanted my own pool, I'd just buy a house with a pool or build one.
No need to build one, just find one of these...
Dude... you don't want to go anywhere near one of those in Miami.
Or really anywhere else in Da Souf.
I haven't had any fun in 20 years.
You got married at 23?
I haven't had any fun in 20 years.
You got married at 23?
No.
I married my first wife at 28.
I was imprisoned at 23 though.
How the hell did you not have fun in jail? I hear all sorts of rumors about those showers..
i wish i had a job where i could afford a pool
You know what helps you get one of those? A college degree.
Or ou could try winning the lottery.
i wish i had a job where i could afford a pool
You know what helps you get one of those? A college degree.
Or ou could try winning the lottery.
by that logic I should just get a loan from western sky or some other scam lol I'm trying to get a factory, IT, or outdoors job if you have any suggestions or opportunities
I haven't had any fun in 20 years.
You got married at 23?
No.
I married my first wife at 28.
I was imprisoned at 23 though.
How the hell did you not have fun in jail? I hear all sorts of rumors about those showers..
It was Fed time, not state time.
Nothing fun happens in the Fed joint.
****in cops man, sorry
i wish i had a job where i could afford a pool
You know what helps you get one of those? A college degree.
Or ou could try winning the lottery.
by that logic I should just get a loan from western sky or some other scam lol I'm trying to get a factory, IT, or outdoors job if you have any suggestions or opportunities
Landscaping?
Horticulture?
Not that it has done much for me, but I am a certified horticulturist.
Well, I was. I don't know if the certification ever expires or not.
game warden, lake sprayer, lol anything that pays more than 30k honestly
i wish i had a job where i could afford a pool
You know what helps you get one of those? A college degree.
Or ou could try winning the lottery.
by that logic I should just get a loan from western sky or some other scam lol I'm trying to get a factory, IT, or outdoors job if you have any suggestions or opportunities
Landscaping?
Horticulture?
Not that it has done much for me, but I am a certified horticulturist.
Well, I was. I don't know if the certification ever expires or not.
game warden, lake sprayer, lol anything that pays more than 30k honestly
How tall are you?
5'11 without shoes
There go your chances of gainful employment as a garden gnome.
5'11 without shoes
There go your chances of gainful employment as a garden gnome.
I wouldnt set my bar that high
i wish i had a job where i could afford a pool
You know what helps you get one of those? A college degree.
Or ou could try winning the lottery.
by that logic I should just get a loan from western sky or some other scam lol I'm trying to get a factory, IT, or outdoors job if you have any suggestions or opportunities
No, bt I am looking for another employee. The catch is you have to have taken several specific college courses. It's a requirement by the insurance companies I deal with. It does pay between $20/hr, or more depending on expirience and degree.
5'11 without shoes
There go your chances of gainful employment as a garden gnome.
I wouldnt set my bar that high
It'd only need to be about 3'10.
i wish i had a job where i could afford a pool
You know what helps you get one of those? A college degree.
Or ou could try winning the lottery.
by that logic I should just get a loan from western sky or some other scam lol I'm trying to get a factory, IT, or outdoors job if you have any suggestions or opportunities
No, bt I am looking for another employee. The catch is you have to have taken several specific college courses. It's a requirement by the insurance companies I deal with. It does pay between $20/hr, or more depending on expirience and degree.
ah thanks anyway
5'11 without shoes
There go your chances of gainful employment as a garden gnome.
I wouldnt set my bar that high
It'd only need to be about 3'10.
i guess i dont need knees thaaaat bad
i wish i had a job where i could afford a pool
You know what helps you get one of those? A college degree.
Or ou could try winning the lottery.
by that logic I should just get a loan from western sky or some other scam lol I'm trying to get a factory, IT, or outdoors job if you have any suggestions or opportunities
No, bt I am looking for another employee. The catch is you have to have taken several specific college courses. It's a requirement by the insurance companies I deal with. It does pay between $20/hr, or more depending on expirience and degree.
What specific college courses?
And would you hire me?
They are behavior analysis courses, and you would probably frighten the children and parents.
Actually, maybe. Depnds on how well you work with kids.
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No. Over my dead body or somebody else's.
www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/30/massac...
I gotta put those bodies somewhere...
They are behavior analysis courses, and you would probably frighten the children and parents.
Actually, maybe. Depnds on how well you work with kids.
I'd have to look back at my transcript to see if I took any of those. I just don't remember. I didn't do too much college but I was a Psych major and I did start takin' a lot of classes early cuz the other crap seemed so pointless. Anyhoo, it doesn't really matter. I'd be at the low end at best and I'm not takin' a pay cut to move to Florida.
I remember swimming at a series of springs like a few months ago and I had never done it before so when I dove into that icy and crystal clear water with big bass and breem swimming all around me I was already in a state of wonder but then I noticed a black hole in the middle of the spring, it must have been like 20 feet across and pitch black even with the midday sun beating down through the glass like water. I of course swam to it and eventually I drifted over it, the water rushing out of it pushed me towards the surface and as I looked down into this pit I felt my stomach drop and turn to stone it seemed, I was inexplicably drawn to swim into it or at least try, kinda of like how psychologists say that vertigo is a battle in your mind over jumping or retracting from the edge of the fall, that feeling in my stomach though, I'll never forget it. I imagine the feeling would be similar swimming in a cloudy pool and seeing a body drifting up to meet you.
I was cave diving in Clearwater when I was 15 or 16, and there was a hole with bars over it in the cave. The dive instructor said it was barred because many divers went in, but none came out. Some eels where hanging out on the other side too. And it was all spring fed.
I forgot I wrote this lmao this was Jesse.Five.Beers
I remember swimming at a series of springs like a few months ago and I had never done it before so when I dove into that icy and crystal clear water with big bass and breem swimming all around me I was already in a state of wonder but then I noticed a black hole in the middle of the spring, it must have been like 20 feet across and pitch black even with the midday sun beating down through the glass like water. I of course swam to it and eventually I drifted over it, the water rushing out of it pushed me towards the surface and as I looked down into this pit I felt my stomach drop and turn to stone it seemed, I was inexplicably drawn to swim into it or at least try, kinda of like how psychologists say that vertigo is a battle in your mind over jumping or retracting from the edge of the fall, that feeling in my stomach though, I'll never forget it. I imagine the feeling would be similar swimming in a cloudy pool and seeing a body drifting up to meet you.
I was cave diving in Clearwater when I was 15 or 16, and there was a hole with bars over it in the cave. The dive instructor said it was barred because many divers went in, but none came out. Some eels where hanging out on the other side too. And it was all spring fed.
I forgot I wrote this lmao this was Jesse.Five.Beers
I'd have to look back at my transcript to see if I took any of those. I just don't remember. I didn't do too much college but I was a Psych major and I did start takin' a lot of classes early cuz the other crap seemed so pointless.
Possibly, but I doubt it. They are not classes most phychology majors take unless they are interested in behavior analysis. It's possible that you may have taken an introduction to behavior analysis. Those are some times taken by psychology students that don't know what they are doing and expect to have a class like every other psychology class where you can basically BS your way to an answer the professor will consider correct on a test. Unfortunately for those students, they get into the BA classes and learn too late that it's nothing like what they expected. Every once in a while I like going over to that rate my professor website and reading the comments for the professors that teach BA classes. It's always good for a laugh
Examples
You have to love when a student in a univrsity course complains that there are no Powerpoints. Read the book? What? No, never.
You would think students would consider how bad grades affect their ability to get into graduate school and take the time to study the material.
Funniest part about this comment is the "unreadable notes" part. I've taken this professor. He lectures. You take your own notes. I'm not sure how someone could take notes they couldn't read.
And for the WIN!
Anyways, those are from just one professor. There are complimentary comments on there about him, but face it, the funniest ones are the ones that complain about failing.
This guy! He has no grading rubric and his tests are impossible even if you know the material!!!
the subject alone is dreadfully boring and having the terrible prof isnt much help yes he knows his stuff but that doesnt mean he knows how to teach i studied my butt of and i still failed. he lectures the entire time no powerpoints nothing by the end of the semester almost everyone was recording his classes save your money do not take him.
You have to love when a student in a univrsity course complains that there are no Powerpoints. Read the book? What? No, never.
I received a 0 for my first quiz, which was fill in the blank. He expects his students to read and memorize every single word in the book and lectures. No review is given, or recomendations as to what may be on the quizzes or exams. His strategy is to have his students well prepared, but does not keep in mind how a poor grade can affect grad school.
You would think students would consider how bad grades affect their ability to get into graduate school and take the time to study the material.
He knows A LOT about ABA but let me tell you that's not enough to know how to explain. He would turn easy material into the most confusing and hard definitions.If you just get the idea and learn the material but don't write it WORD BY WORD from how he said it he'll give you ZERO! He expects us to MEMORIZE the book plus notes which are unreadable!
Funniest part about this comment is the "unreadable notes" part. I've taken this professor. He lectures. You take your own notes. I'm not sure how someone could take notes they couldn't read.
And for the WIN!
5 quize's drops the 2 lowest a midterm&final. The quizes contist of 4 questions, NO MULTIPLE CHOICE. If you write the general idea and not word by word of what he or the book said he'll give you 0! He expects student to wirte WORD BY WORD the answers and is very unlikely to receive partial credit at least for having the motivation to write! Got a C
Anyways, those are from just one professor. There are complimentary comments on there about him, but face it, the funniest ones are the ones that complain about failing.
I thought you were joking about ZB being a janitor?
It's sanitation engineer, you jerk.
Possibly, but I doubt it. They are not classes most phychology majors take unless they are interested in behavior analysis. It's possible that you may have taken an introduction to behavior analysis. Those are some times taken by psychology students that don't know what they are doing and expect to have a class like every other psychology class where you can basically BS your way to an answer the professor will consider correct on a test. Unfortunately for those students, they get into the BA classes and learn too late that it's nothing like what they expected. Every once in a while I like going over to that rate my professor website and reading the comments for the professors that teach BA classes. It's always good for a laughExamplesThis guy! He has no grading rubric and his tests are impossible even if you know the material!!!the subject alone is dreadfully boring and having the terrible prof isnt much help yes he knows his stuff but that doesnt mean he knows how to teach i studied my butt of and i still failed. he lectures the entire time no powerpoints nothing by the end of the semester almost everyone was recording his classes save your money do not take him.
You have to love when a student in a univrsity course complains that there are no Powerpoints. Read the book? What? No, never.I received a 0 for my first quiz, which was fill in the blank. He expects his students to read and memorize every single word in the book and lectures. No review is given, or recomendations as to what may be on the quizzes or exams. His strategy is to have his students well prepared, but does not keep in mind how a poor grade can affect grad school.
You would think students would consider how bad grades affect their ability to get into graduate school and take the time to study the material.He knows A LOT about ABA but let me tell you that's not enough to know how to explain. He would turn easy material into the most confusing and hard definitions.If you just get the idea and learn the material but don't write it WORD BY WORD from how he said it he'll give you ZERO! He expects us to MEMORIZE the book plus notes which are unreadable!
Funniest part about this comment is the "unreadable notes" part. I've taken this professor. He lectures. You take your own notes. I'm not sure how someone could take notes they couldn't read.
And for the WIN!5 quize's drops the 2 lowest a midterm&final. The quizes contist of 4 questions, NO MULTIPLE CHOICE. If you write the general idea and not word by word of what he or the book said he'll give you 0! He expects student to wirte WORD BY WORD the answers and is very unlikely to receive partial credit at least for having the motivation to write! Got a C
Anyways, those are from just one professor. There are complimentary comments on there about him, but face it, the funniest ones are the ones that complain about failing.
Translation:
A **** mopper
I thought you were joking about ZB being a janitor?Words can hurt, jerkwad.
Ha, no, I saw a post where you said you were a telecommunications specialist or something like that.
That is also untrue.
It was kinda old.
Yeah, I didn't take anything like that. It was mostly pretty basic. I knew I was in the wrong field when I went with the class to a professor's house to meet a patient with DID. Well, I just sat there thinking 'umm, I don't care'. Probably not the best way for a psychologist to feel.
You'd be amazed how many act in a similar manner.
But yeah, man. It's a symptom of the times with all that 'waaaah, he didn't give me a good grade' crap. Kids today (as that one study showed) want the world for free.
You never know. Maybe you would have stayed in college if you had gotten good grades for even being motivated to write down anything on a test. You just don't understand.
Obviously more than $20 an hour. Don't they teach you math in them fancy pants schools?
No, they teach s statistics. You have to give me a range that may or may not contain your wages.
And kids wonder why adults hate them, yanno? It's cuz you're dumb jerks, you dumb jerks!
Seriously.
You'd be amazed how many act in a similar manner.
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't concerned about what my abivalence would do to people I was trying to help. If I'm bored, though, why would I work in that field? It's all about me, brah.
You never know. Maybe you would have stayed in college if you had gotten good grades for even being motivated to write down anything on a test. You just don't understand.
Nah, I was burnt out and tried to do too much. Plus I chose an expensive school (expensive enough that I had to pay monthly even though I had loans, grants and scholarships). And I had to drive my ex-gf to school everyday cuz her mom came into McDonald's while I was working and begged me to do it. Oh, and I discovered that drugs are more funnerer. That last one may have been a mistake. I'm not sure. My brain doesn't work so good no more for some reason.
No, they teach s statistics. You have to give me a range that may or may not contain your wages.
X>$20/hr
Seriously.
I know, right?
At least one of your teachers definitely hate you.
More than one.
Therefore, adults hate you.
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't concerned about what my abivalence would do to people I was trying to help. If I'm bored, though, why would I work in that field? It's all about me, brah.
Why would anyone do something if it wasn't all about them?
Nah, I was burnt out and tried to do too much. Plus I chose an expensive school (expensive enough that I had to pay monthly even though I had loans, grants and scholarships).
Why did you go to that school to start?
And I had to drive my ex-gf to school everyday cuz her mom came into McDonald's while I was working and begged me to do it.
Oh, and I discovered that drugs are more funnerer. That last one may have been a mistake. I'm not sure. My brain doesn't work so good no more for some reason.
Probably explains why you're now married.
X>$20/hr
That school wasn't worth the price, was it?
I know, right?
Yup. Totally.
[...] anything that pays more than 30k honestly
Petrolleum engineers can start at >= $100k. With a bachelors. Why does going to college not sound any better then a scam?
[...] anything that pays more than 30k honestly
Petrolleum engineers can start at >= $100k. With a bachelors. Why does going to college not sound any better then a scam?
I can't afford it
[...] anything that pays more than 30k honestly
Petrolleum engineers can start at >= $100k. With a bachelors. Why does going to college not sound any better then a scam?
I can't afford it
Why not?
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
no money = no college lol
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
no money = no college lol
What does having all the internet cafes closed have to do with that?
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
no money = no college lol
What does having all the internet cafes closed have to do with that?
oh I'm sorry lol those are what I worked at, I did network upkeep, computer repair, and I would pick up a shift or two at different locations
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
no money = no college lol
What does having all the internet cafes closed have to do with that?
oh I'm sorry lol those are what I worked at, I did network upkeep, computer repair, and I would pick up a shift or two at different locations
That sounds like communist hippie work. Only communist hippies work at cafes. Get a real job, you damn hippie!
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
no money = no college lol
What does having all the internet cafes closed have to do with that?
oh I'm sorry lol those are what I worked at, I did network upkeep, computer repair, and I would pick up a shift or two at different locations
That sounds like communist hippie work. Only communist hippies work at cafes. Get a real job, you damn hippie!
well I mean it turns out that according to the state of florida it was an underground gambling ring
well I mean it turns out that according to the state of florida it was an underground gambling ring
Blame the guys in charge in the Florida congress and the Governor. You would think they would be interested in creating jobs and making government smaller. That is their party line, after all. Turns out they're just lying.
well I mean it turns out that according to the state of florida it was an underground gambling ring
Blame the guys in charge in the Florida congress and the Governor. You would think they would be interested in creating jobs and making government smaller. That is their party line, after all. Turns out they're just lying.
ted yoho is good I hear lmao
That is also untrue.
It was kinda old.
Yeah, I didn't take anything like that. It was mostly pretty basic. I knew I was in the wrong field when I went with the class to a professor's house to meet a patient with DID. Well, I just sat there thinking 'umm, I don't care'. Probably not the best way for a psychologist to feel.
You'd be amazed how many act in a similar manner.
But yeah, man. It's a symptom of the times with all that 'waaaah, he didn't give me a good grade' crap. Kids today (as that one study showed) want the world for free.
You never know. Maybe you would have stayed in college if you had gotten good grades for even being motivated to write down anything on a test. You just don't understand.
Obviously more than $20 an hour. Don't they teach you math in them fancy pants schools?
No, they teach s statistics. You have to give me a range that may or may not contain your wages.
And kids wonder why adults hate them, yanno? It's cuz you're dumb jerks, you dumb jerks!
Seriously.
You'd be amazed how many act in a similar manner.
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't concerned about what my abivalence would do to people I was trying to help. If I'm bored, though, why would I work in that field? It's all about me, brah.
You never know. Maybe you would have stayed in college if you had gotten good grades for even being motivated to write down anything on a test. You just don't understand.
Nah, I was burnt out and tried to do too much. Plus I chose an expensive school (expensive enough that I had to pay monthly even though I had loans, grants and scholarships). And I had to drive my ex-gf to school everyday cuz her mom came into McDonald's while I was working and begged me to do it. Oh, and I discovered that drugs are more funnerer. That last one may have been a mistake. I'm not sure. My brain doesn't work so good no more for some reason.
No, they teach s statistics. You have to give me a range that may or may not contain your wages.
X>$20/hr
Seriously.
I know, right?
At least one of your teachers definitely hate you.
More than one.
Therefore, adults hate you.
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't concerned about what my abivalence would do to people I was trying to help. If I'm bored, though, why would I work in that field? It's all about me, brah.
Why would anyone do something if it wasn't all about them?
Nah, I was burnt out and tried to do too much. Plus I chose an expensive school (expensive enough that I had to pay monthly even though I had loans, grants and scholarships).
Why did you go to that school to start?
And I had to drive my ex-gf to school everyday cuz her mom came into McDonald's while I was working and begged me to do it.
Oh, and I discovered that drugs are more funnerer. That last one may have been a mistake. I'm not sure. My brain doesn't work so good no more for some reason.
Probably explains why you're now married.
X>$20/hr
That school wasn't worth the price, was it?
I know, right?
Yup. Totally.
[...] anything that pays more than 30k honestly
Petrolleum engineers can start at >= $100k. With a bachelors. Why does going to college not sound any better then a scam?
[...] anything that pays more than 30k honestly
Petrolleum engineers can start at >= $100k. With a bachelors. Why does going to college not sound any better then a scam?
I can't afford it
[...] anything that pays more than 30k honestly
Petrolleum engineers can start at >= $100k. With a bachelors. Why does going to college not sound any better then a scam?
I can't afford it
Why not?
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
no money = no college lol
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
no money = no college lol
What does having all the internet cafes closed have to do with that?
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
no money = no college lol
What does having all the internet cafes closed have to do with that?
oh I'm sorry lol those are what I worked at, I did network upkeep, computer repair, and I would pick up a shift or two at different locations
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
no money = no college lol
What does having all the internet cafes closed have to do with that?
oh I'm sorry lol those are what I worked at, I did network upkeep, computer repair, and I would pick up a shift or two at different locations
That sounds like communist hippie work. Only communist hippies work at cafes. Get a real job, you damn hippie!
they closed all the internet cafes that I worked at because they deemed them gambling houses
How does that make it so you can't afford college?
no money = no college lol
What does having all the internet cafes closed have to do with that?
oh I'm sorry lol those are what I worked at, I did network upkeep, computer repair, and I would pick up a shift or two at different locations
That sounds like communist hippie work. Only communist hippies work at cafes. Get a real job, you damn hippie!
well I mean it turns out that according to the state of florida it was an underground gambling ring
well I mean it turns out that according to the state of florida it was an underground gambling ring
Blame the guys in charge in the Florida congress and the Governor. You would think they would be interested in creating jobs and making government smaller. That is their party line, after all. Turns out they're just lying.
well I mean it turns out that according to the state of florida it was an underground gambling ring
Blame the guys in charge in the Florida congress and the Governor. You would think they would be interested in creating jobs and making government smaller. That is their party line, after all. Turns out they're just lying.
ted yoho is good I hear lmao